Kneeling and begging to break up

Bi Hua opened the door with a "bang" and rushed home excitedly. He stood in the living room in a turbulent mood for a while, then turned his face and said flauntingly to the limp flower demon: "She promised gone."

The single flower demon is holding three big red flowers on her head. Although she has turned back into her original body, she still smells the sour smell of her love brain: "..."

Senior, do you still remember that your original intention was to take revenge on the reincarnation of the Taoist priest, didn't you really date and fall in love with the reincarnation of the Taoist priest?

Bi Hua continued to be excited: "Little fairy, you can help me refer to what should I dress up tomorrow?"

The flower demon 囧囧 has a spirit: As a painter, he actually asks others how to dress himself. This painter is very incompetent...

Pulling on the soft slippers, Bi Huajue strode to the corner of the living room, took out a stack of fashion magazines from the cabinet there, and placed them in front of the slender body of the flower demon.

He picked up a magazine, sat down cross-legged, and solemnly said to the flower demon: "Our battle has just begun."

The flower demon fell to the ground: ... No, this is not the fight I want.

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Pu Tongyan carefully put the ticket for the art exhibition into her bag, took a deep breath, turned around and rushed into the bedroom, opened the closet and ransacked the closet.

I'm going on a date tomorrow... No, I'm going to the art exhibition. I have to prepare the clothes I should wear tomorrow tonight.

Pu Tongyan carefully looked at his closet with a seriousness that he had never had since he was born. After looking through it for a long time, he took out a set of packed skirts from the bottom of the closet with a complex expression.

The white knitted top, the pink sweet short skirt, and the white velvet hat look absolutely lovely.

Pu Tongyan looked at the clothes with repulsion on her face. This clothes was the one she wore when she went on a blind date with that strange man, because every time she saw it, she would think of that blind date man who was obviously handsome but had a brain, so she was rejected. She tucked it down to the bottom...but she couldn't deny that it was the most satisfying outfit she could find.

Pu Tongyan carefully ironed the clothes and skirts, and put them on the back of the chair properly, so that tomorrow morning she can save the time of picking out clothes and use them for makeup.She even held her mobile phone, sat at the makeup table and flipped through several beauty makeup videos in a row. After several comparisons, she finally settled on a sweet first love makeup, and tried it on herself before getting up and removing the makeup with satisfaction. , and lay back on the bed.

She suppressed her excitement, ordered her brain not to continue imagining tomorrow's scene, and closed her eyes.

Three seconds later, Pu Tongyan jumped up from the bed: "Oops!"

After finally tossing and going to bed, Pu Tongyan jumped off the bed again, and quickly turned on the computer: "I forgot to do my homework, what is the content of tomorrow's art exhibition..."

In the night, in rooms 706 and 707, which are close together, bright lights shine softly through the green screens.On the one hand, Baidu is intensively studying the history and basic knowledge of abstract painting, trying to cram; on the other hand, it is constantly changing different clothes and outfits.

The painting changed its skin and flew up, and the magazine almost turned out an afterimage: "This one won't work, another one... this one won't work either! Next one!"

The flower demon has nothing to love: Let me die.

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The city art exhibition is open from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am. Because of the content, although it is on weekends, there are not many people in the art exhibition. Most of them are art students who come to observe, like Bihua and Putong There are very few people who "appreciate art" like E.

Pu Tongyan and his neighbor "met" in front of their house early in the morning, so they simply went to buy breakfast together, and took a taxi to the city exhibition hall.

Holding a cup of milk tea in each hand, the two walked slowly along the tour route.

Although it is an art exhibition, in fact, the works on display in the exhibition hall include not only paintings, but also photographs, and occasionally even a few sculptures that look like garbage dumps, which made Pu Tongren, a layman, stare straight at the eyes. , with a blank expression.

Holding the milk tea, Pu Tongyan glanced at the painting and looked at the work, as if intoxicated, unwilling to take his eyes off for a moment, turned his face nervously and stared at the half-black painting in front of him : I have to say something, ah, I have to say something!Yesterday I read what Baidu Encyclopedia said... It's over, I completely forgot.

She carefully took another peek at the neighbor, his handsome face had a relaxed and joyful smile, and a pair of good-looking eyes seemed to be appreciating the painting, as if he was admiring the composition and meaning of the painting. The profound connotation that Tong Qian will never understand...

It's over.Pu Tongyan thought sadly, I don't understand anything, after watching this art exhibition, Bi Hua must think that I have no artistic talent, and I have no common language with him...

However, in fact, Bi Hua was looking at these abstract art paintings, and his mind went blank.At most, he could only force himself to maintain a superficial relaxed and freehand expression, but if Pu Tongren really asked him something, he would definitely not be able to tell a fart.God knows, as an old goblin who has been imprisoned in the Demon Sealing Pool for a thousand years, where can he understand these cutting-edge arts!

Both of them thought that they should be able to say something meaningful and surprise the other, but both of them found out sadly that after entering the exhibition hall, they could only be a walking background board at all. Come quietly, go silently...

Bi Hua thought secretly in his heart: I'm going to pluck that little fairy's flowers when I get home, whoever let him get this painting exhibition ticket, I'm ashamed!

Flower Fairy: Ah Chi!

It is definitely a suffocating disaster for two people who have no knowledge of abstract art to visit an abstract art exhibition together.At the end of a silent art exhibition appreciation, Pu Tongyan and Bihua walked back side by side pretending to be reserved, while thinking about various plans in their hearts, scanning the streets along the street. The eyes of various storefronts almost burst out with real sparks.

The two passed by a coffee shop, and the waiter at the door stopped them enthusiastically, and pointed to the advertising board behind them: "You two, let me know about the new activities in our store? Today's couple's set meal is half price..."

Pu Tongyan immediately quickened his pace and pretended not to hear.The last time she met that blind date man in this coffee shop, the same clothes and the same occasion would sound ominous.

Bi Hua was even more unhappy, with a straight face: "I don't understand, I don't listen."

The last time he was rejected by Pu Tongren in the coffee shop, who would want to step into such a sad place!

The two reached an agreement tacitly, and stepped into the gate of a Yuanyang hot pot restaurant, still hiding Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts, so they specially found a small box to sit down.

Pu Tongyan took off the coat she was wearing, put it on the chair, and said softly to the other who was blinking at him, "You don't have anything to eat, do you?"

Bi Hua sat down opposite Pu Tongren and didn't answer.He swayed from side to side on the chair as if he was not sitting still, and suddenly lied on the table coquettishly, looked at Pu Tongren with a pair of bright eyes, and complained: "The table is too big, it is inconvenient to talk."

No one could understand the meaning of that picture, and Pu Tongyan couldn't help but blush.She didn't find Bi Hua's words to be abrupt. Bi Hua has acted like a spoiled child a lot in the past few days. Clinginess seems to be his inherent attribute. Pu Tongren is not at all surprised that he would make such a request. And to be honest, she actually likes this kind of thing very much.

Pu Tongren groaned and groaned for a long time, then whispered, "Then, don't sit across from me, sit closer..."

Bi Hua got permission, and immediately moved to her side from the opposite side of Putongren, shaking her body from side to side very happily, and the fluffy and soft milk-gold short hair trembled on her forehead: "What do you want to eat?"

Pu Tongyi fetched the menu: "Let's order together."

Bi Hua immediately seized the opportunity: "You order, Tongtong, I also like to eat what you like!"

That's right, within a week of being together, Bihua has accepted the title "Tongtong" without any obstacles... He was even a little annoyed that he didn't have a convenient nickname, after all, no matter whether it was Bibi or Huahua, It sounds kind of weird...

Bihua, who has fully devoted herself to this love battle, has no idea about the strange deviations in her behavior, and even feels that her progress is not fast enough. Obviously, when reading a novel, she can see the hero and heroine meeting for the first time in the morning, and in the afternoon You can see the plot of two people setting up a lifelong relationship, but in reality, it is so difficult and slow to determine a relationship!

The hot pot restaurant that Bi Hua and Pu Tongren chose, the dishes are always served very quickly, as soon as the bottom of the pot is rolled, the dishes are basically ready.Bi Hua was the first to raise the bowl containing the baby vegetables and was about to pour them into the red soup: "Tongtong, don't move, I'll serve the dishes!"

Pu Tongyan blushed and laughed: "Wait, you can't do this, put the vegetarian dishes in the white pot, and the meat dishes in the red pot."

Bi Hua: "? Isn't baby food spicy and delicious?"

Pu Tongyan pursed his lips and smiled: "Didn't you say that you had a bad stomach a while ago? If you eat too much spicy food, I'm worried about your diarrhea. But I also know that you definitely don't want to eat vegetarian soup, otherwise you wouldn't insist on ordering it." It's a mandarin duck pot..." She brought an empty bowl to Bi Hua, and pushed the dish of oil mixed with garlic paste and vinegar to the front of Bi Hua, "Put the vegetarian dishes in an empty bowl to cool before eating, dip some meat dishes Sauce, this can prevent you from getting angry, and it can also prevent you from having diarrhea..."

As a painter who loves spicy food, Bihua said, "No, I never have diarrhea."

Just kidding, have you ever seen Huapi with diarrhea?

It's not that he has a bad stomach, it's that he was stabbed in the stomach...

Bi Hua lowered his head to look at his abdomen, there was still a hole that was just sewn up by the demon force. In his eyes, the gap was exuding the demon force and coquettish spirit bit by bit.

……and many more.

Bi Hua paused the movement of pouring vegetables.

Pu Tongyan was puzzled: "What's the matter, do you still only want to eat spicy pot?"

Bi Hua: "No..."

He suddenly realized a terrible thing, and just now he was obsessed with it and said he forgot: he is eating hot pot now, and he may leak...

Eating and leaking at the same time, how terrible it is!