Kneeling and begging to break up

For the past three days, Mo Mo and Yu Nu have had a terrible time.It's not that their new boss made it difficult for them on purpose, but it's already fucking uncomfortable without making it difficult!

The two gods sat in the living room, and you talked about the hard work you endured in the past three days, as if they were not the ones who said to relax or make progress.

Immortal Mo Mo's breezy hair was braided into a braid for some reason, and she said effeminately: "...It's unbelievable that Dong Wanggong really doesn't do any work, can you understand? He doesn't do any work!"

Pu Tongyan waved his hands again and again: "This is indeed the ideal state of the ultimate otaku. Didn't you say you want to find an easy job?"

Momo's eyes widened in disbelief: "But this is too lazy!" In his eyes, easy work is about the same as the working hours of the human race, and it is enough to work from nine to five. It became a pressure... Momo turned back to his original shape, and turned around sadly to show off his fur, "Look, I stayed for three days, how my hair has fallen out!"

Different from the infallible defense system of the Queen Mother of the West, Donghuang Mountain is simply a big crate that whoever attacks and whoever occupies it, there is no defense or production!He was so worried every day, and his hair fell out in handfuls.

The original two upper-level figures in Donghuangshan, Dongwanggong and Yunu, are both innate gods, and they can maintain their activities without eating food. But Momo is actually a god who was cultivated by a giant tapir. When he was in Yushan, he ate three meals a day. But they all eat according to the time, and the Queen Mother of the West will always prepare monster meat or poisonous snakes that contain great power. He has never really needed bigu.

Although it is true that immortals do not need to eat, greedy mouth is not something that can be ignored without eating!Mo Mo, who is actually a foodie, is deeply distressed.

He raised his hoof and pointed to the braided hair on his back, which was probably the braided braid after he turned into a human form, and said with grief and indignation: "Which leader can care nothing about whether his territory will be invaded by the enemy or not? In addition to throwing pots, the sky is just visiting, and if you have nothing to do, you have to braid my hair—”

The jade girl went forward enviously and stroked Mo Mo's smooth braid on the back: "Master Dong Wanggong's craftsmanship has improved again."

Mo Mo was so angry that he slammed back into a human form: "I don't know what to say!"

When Yunu heard what Mo Mo said, she immediately became unhappy: "Eastern Barren Mountain is the territory of Lord Dongwanggong, why would the younger generation dare to disturb you? Even if there is, it is no match for the combined power of Lord Dongwanggong. ! Donghuang Mountain is not like Yushan, and there are undead trees to guard, so naturally there is no need to be so vigilant."

Pu Tongyan silently sat on the sofa with Bi Hua, each of them picked up a box of popcorn, and watched the two gods quarrel.

Jade Girl didn't know if she had been affected by following the Queen Mother of the West for the past few days, and her originally gentle expression became fierce, and she even made a womanly move like slapping the table: "The Queen Mother of the West should change her style. !Even if you are a god, you can’t work from morning to night, so what’s the point of living this day? We are gods, not slaves!”

Bi Hua baji chomped on buttery popcorn, sitting cross-legged on the sofa: "Where did you hear this baji baji?"

Pu Tongren took the same pose, and baji in sync: "Dongwang Gong, he also said baji, baji, baji."

The jade girl's denunciation of the Queen Mother of the West continued: "...Even if there is an elixir, the Queen Mother of the West should think about it for the family members under her command. Doesn't the human race still have a system like shifts? I think the Queen Mother of the West should also learn from it, and should not You are as stubborn as you are now, and you don’t know how to adapt! If you don’t know how to love your leader, you won’t be loved by your family!”

Mo Mo shot up: "What did you say?!"

Not to be outdone, the jade girl slapped Pu Tongren's new tea table with a slap: "You are the one, I will never allow you to belittle the Lord Dongwang like this!"

Pu Tongren's heart seemed to be shattered into two pieces along with the coffee table, and he stretched out his hand halfway to stop him, and watched the coffee table die: "My...tea...table..."

Mo Mo sneered: "Why, do you still want to fight?"

The jade girl grabbed the silk of the neon dress and feather coat, and shook out a pair of soft swords: "Hit it, hit it. Is it possible that I will be afraid of you?"

Momo: "Come on!"

Jade Girl: "Hit!"

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"...Is this why you were arrested again at the Public Security Bureau?" Zhang Qingya looked at the immobile giant tapir and jade girl in front of him. He was silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "Are you all mentally retarded? Children will learn a lot from a pit." .”

The two gods, who were really exhausted from the fight again, were speechless to refute: "..."

Zhang Qingya: "You can eat hot pot tonight, to celebrate your second entry into the palace."

The giant tapir and the jade girl were too embarrassed to lift their heads.

Pu Tongren slumped on the chair of the Special Control Bureau with a dead heart, her mouth was open, as if a soul floated out of it.Bi Hua looked embarrassed at the side, because he saw Yunu and Mo Mo fighting again before, in order to prevent the two from smashing the furniture, he intervened, but he didn't expect that the two people's determination to tear each other was serious, and persuaded them to fight Persuading and persuading turned into a real fight, and in the end, let alone the furniture, even the outer wall of the house was punched by them...

Zhang Qingya squinted at Bihua: "..." He turned his gaze away, not even bothering to say sarcasm.

Pu Tongyan said sadly: "Newly renovated, the paintings need to be hardcovered, and the entire furniture was purchased, costing more than 20 yuan, and now they are all gone, and I have to compensate for the loss of the outer wall, my salary..."

Three days ago they said that they didn't make a hole anyway, and the salary was enough for decoration. Now it seems that they are all Flags, straight Flags.

The two gods who lived in Cao Ying and their hearts were in the Han Dynasty, squatted listlessly in the control room, like two socially outlawed youths who lost a gang fight and were arrested by the police uncle...

Zhang Qingya crossed his arms and folded his chest: "Contact the parents, there's nothing to say, the second time you enter the palace, you have to pay bail."

As Zhang Qingya said, his cold eyes were stained with a calculating look, and he was thinking about stealing something from the East Prince and West Queen Mother for a while.

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Knowing that Mo Mo and Yu Nu disappeared again, and the East Prince and West Queen Mother who entered the control bureau again, they finally rushed over, like two old fathers and old mothers who are busy in the world, although how rebellious children fight in school Trouble, after all, you have to pick them up after a phone call.

The East Prince and the Queen Mother of the West stood in front of the control room, and sighed as they looked at Yunu and Mo Mo with their distressed faces.What else can they do, but forgive them like an old father/mother.

When Zhang Qingya and them asked for "bail money", the two great gods also acquiesced.As guardians, they can also understand Zhang Qingya's mood at this time, especially since it is not the first time they have caused trouble to Zhang Qingya and Putongren, and they also accept some "bail money" Within the range, not to mention taking the opportunity to teach Yunu and Mo Mo a lesson.Didn't you see that when these two saw Queen Mother Xi and Prince East taking out something and handing it to Zhang Qingya, their eyes almost disappeared.

Duke Dong reluctantly handed the Jiulong bottle that can turn water into wine to Zhang Qingya, and led the jade girl out: "Didn't you say that you don't like a boss who doesn't want to make progress..."

The jade girl was sobbing: "But, but..."

Although the East Prince said that he had fun every day, it was because there was really nothing in the Eastern Barren Mountain that other gods would covet. Occasionally, there were a few small thieves who would be beaten and fled by the East Prince.In fact, Dong Wanggong has never put his family members in danger, and he has never made a mistake when he needs to take action. What's more, he is an extremely easy-going boss with a gentle personality. His family members are also like him, laughing every day and enjoying endless happiness.

Prince Dong sighed, and his face, which always looked very creamy and unripe, showed a loving look. He reached out and touched the jade girl's bun that had been scattered: "Don't cry, your hair is all messed up. Sit down, and I will help you." Re-do your hair."

Queen Mother of the West.

The stern-faced female president asked: "It's only been a few days, what are you doing, you want me to clean up the mess for you again, what did I tell you earlier? I want you to practice hard, if you are stronger, how can it be possible?" Can't beat that little girl next door?" Queen Mother Xi squatted down and snorted the giant tapir's slippery and fluffy back, her hands froze suddenly, and her expression became terrified, "Mo Mo, who plucked your hair?!"

Why are you so bald!

Mo Mo, facing the crisis of hair loss: "..."

Queen Mother Xi quickly took out a small mountain of monster meat from her sleeve, and threw several poisonous snakes: "Eat it quickly, if you become bald, how should you defend yourself in the future?"

Momo's fur isn't just soft to the touch, it's also tough armor in battle.

Mo Mo has been hungry for three days, and he has no time to speak, so he buried his head in the pile of monster meat, first sucked the fleeing poisonous snakes into his stomach like sucking noodles, and then smacked his head on the meat Duili struggled to figure out the height of the hill made of monster meat.

Pu Tongyan was startled by the sound of groaning and groaning, and saw that Mo Mo was really buried in the pile of meat like a black and white pig, and the impression of immortality left before was completely gone. After being obliterated, I can't help being awed when I look at the satisfied expression of Queen Mother Xi's excrement shovel officer who said "feed my little meow".

This is true love.

Zhang Qingya's original intention was to ask Queen Mother Xi for some sweet wood, which is the real treasure of Queen Mother Xi, but Queen Mother Xi obviously would not agree, and instead asked Zu Yu to bring a section of an adult's arm, about four meters long. Shuixiang logs were thrown to Zhang Qingya.This shuixiang wood can be used as the caisson of the newly built Qingxuanguan to ensure that it will not go out for thousands of years.

While resolutely rejecting Zhang Qingya's request, the Queen Mother of the West gave a small piece of Ganmu to Pu Tongren in front of Zhang Qingya, and said kindly: "This is the Ganmu that Bi Hua asked for you. Be true to your word. If there is an opportunity in the future, you two can come to Yushan, and I will definitely treat you well."

Under the gaze of the boss, Pu Tongyan broke out in cold sweat: "Okay... okay, thank you..."

If I can really save this section of sweet tree and live to that day...

Zhang Qingya pondered: "Children..."

The author has something to say:

Zhang Qingya: Childlike, do you want to sell Ganmu, do you want to work, do you want a pension.