Kneeling and begging to break up
Chapter 26 Monk Hai Wants to Stay ③
After Pu Tongren told Xinghai about the encounter between Taoxin and Taoxin just now, he asked in confusion, "Just now Bihua also said that there is something on her body... Peach Blossom Insect, what is that?"
Xinghai: "Purple girls should have heard the term Peach Blossom, for example, sometimes people often say 'fate to commit Peach Blossom', that is, encounter disasters because of emotional problems, Peach Blossom and Peach Blossom sound similar, but they are completely harmful It's different, it's a kind of Gu worm bred by the Gu people with peach trees with strong yang energy, and it lives in the human body. At the beginning, it can make people get "peach blossom luck", but this luck is exchanged for the essence of the host itself. of."
Xing Hai explained in his mouth, but his hands didn't stop, he kept reprinting and slapping away the evil spirit around him: "This kind of peach bug is extremely difficult to deal with, because it reproduces very fast, and it can't be eradicated, just like cockroaches... When the host is exhausted by the oil sucked by the Gu insect, the Gu insect will break out and look for the next host."
A scene of thousands of insects swarming and covering the sky and the sun quickly appeared in Pu Tongyan's mind. It seemed that she had seen it somewhere before... But this kind of insect plague was so terrifying that it would definitely make a big news. It is impossible for people who grew up in the city to meet, maybe this is also Zhang Tong's memory?
Pu Tongren's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and he felt itchy all over his body, and he scratched the back of his neck hard: "Why do I feel so itchy, can't I be inhabited by peach bugs too?"
Xinghai smiled and said: "Amitabha, Miss Pu is just joking, you have that benefactor by your side, how could you be inhabited by peach bugs? Peach bugs are most afraid of Yin Qi."
Bi Hua, who was originally standing gloomyly behind Pu Tongren, raised his head happily, and his face showed a bit of complacency: "That's natural." He lowered his head and said to Pu Tongren, "You fool, clothes The label on the collar is turned upside down."
As he spoke, he reached out his hand to grab Pu Tongren's collar very naturally, and flipped through the label for her.
The warm body temperature climbed up his fingers along the brief contact with the skin, and Bi Hua realized in vain that the person in front of him was no longer Zhang Tong, a Taoist priest of the same gender as him, but a fragrant little girl.He withdrew his hand as if electrocuted, and his face flushed red: "...you turn it yourself!"
Pu Tongren's face became even redder, and he quickly reached out and turned over the label on the back, and pretended to be tickled by the label, scratching hard at the place that Bi Hua accidentally touched, trying to suppress the feeling of pain. An undeniable burning sensation.
Xinghai concentrated on getting rid of the evil spirit, and didn't see the two people here embarrassed into two red light bulbs, reflecting each other. After the whole area was clean, he turned around and said naively: "Miss Pu, do you know that the middle-aged Gu Zhiren's residence...huh?"
The little monk asked strangely, "Why are your faces so red?"
Bi Hua quickly jumped up and down, and threw down the sentence that your eyes are sick, and then grabbed the trolley angrily, left Pu Tongren and ran towards the cashier with big strides, his back seemed to be running away.
Pu Tongren was very embarrassed at first, but after being teased by Bihua's big reaction, he didn't feel so embarrassed. He raised his hand and pointed to the little monk where Tao Xin lived: "Room XXXX, Building XX, she bought something. , Said that there is a celebration party, and should go home directly."
Don't ask her why she can remember Tao Xin's residence so clearly, who made it happen that when she bought a house, she happened to meet Tao Xin, Pu Tongren specially inquired about the location of Tao Xin's purchase, and chose the place farthest from her. I just don't want to run into each other.
If Pu Tongyan was not really satisfied with the layout of this neighborhood, she would almost have given up buying a house here the moment she saw Taoxin in the sales department.
…………
Pu Tongyan and Bi Huati walked home with a lot of happiness in the abandoned house.Originally, Bi Hua wanted to carry all the things by himself, but he bought too many things, he couldn't hold them with two hands, so he could only divide up the empty volume of a few large bags of potato chips, which didn't weigh much for Putong. eunuch.
Walking on the road, there was nothing to talk about, so Bi Hua simply began to teach Pu Tongren verbally the operation skills of the game character she played a few days ago, and made Pu Tongren feel good about him because of Bi Hua's gentlemanly demeanor. Suppress it head on.
Bi Huafei slobbered and talked for a long time, seeing Pu Tongren's insincere way of putting one ear in and the other out, he couldn't help being angry again: "You bastard! I kindly told you how to fight, You don't listen! Do you know that there are not many boyfriends like me who don't dislike your handicap and teach you patiently!"
Pu Tongyan didn't even bother to correct Bi Hua's wrong positioning of himself anymore, and Bi Hua would get angry and blow his hair every now and then, and she had already learned to deal with his various emotions skillfully: "But this game You forced me to play, if you dislike me, why don't you let me go and let me continue to be my own cashier?"
Bi Hua, who had just exploded into a puffer fish, suddenly collapsed, and muttered softly: "It's not disgusting, we can still play together..." He walked out of the elevator first, "I'll ask Huayao to open the door...I'll go!"
Pu Tongyan pushed Bi Hua who was standing in the way of the elevator strangely: "Go as you go, don't stop here?"
Bihua moved to the side, allowing Pu Tongyan to see the scene in front of her door: six tall Hai family members sat cross-legged in front of her door as if sitting in protest, with newspapers under their buttocks. One person took a skewer of grilled fish in his hand and gnawed his mouth full of oil.
Hearing the sound from the elevator, the Hai family turned their heads in unison, their eyes were bright, they gnawed off the grilled fish in their hands, and stood up one after another.Mother Hai was quite environmentally friendly and took out a small plastic bag from nowhere, packed all the grilled fish skewers and hand towels in one place, handed it to the youngest nephew, and told him to run errands Toss in the trash.
Pu Tongyan twitched and walked to his door: "Why are you here? Let me declare first, your nephew is not here!"
Father Hai nodded again and again: "I know, I know, the master of Qingxuan Temple called us here, saying that he was busy with his affairs, let us come to his assistant to explain the situation..."
Pu Tongren's old-age fantasies suddenly shattered, and she knew it!
How can there be such a good thing as long as you help the boss get his wife back, you can receive 50 monthly wages for free and retire early!
"It's good that you know, well, where is Xiaotian?" Pu Tongren waited for the flower demon who heard the voice to come out to open the door for her, and asked casually.
Since Bi Hua's identity and "conspiracy" were exposed, he basically used the 706 where Putongren lived as the outreach space of 707 where he lived. She simply gave the house key to the flower demon on the other side of the house, and in the end, sometimes she herself was too lazy to bring the key, and followed him to draw a picture of 706 and 707 as "a double apartment separated by a small corridor" up.
It’s because of the flower demon. From the beginning, I only needed to be Bihua’s nanny and younger brother. Now, because Bihua goes to 706 for activities from time to time, I also have to clean up 706. I deeply understand that “there are too many houses sometimes. It's not that good either."
With a shy face, Papa Hai led his family into 706 behind Pu Tongren and Bihua: "Ah, the immortal has already left, and he said he was going back to report to Zhenjun."
Putong carried the things she had just bought and placed them in different places, and the six people behind her followed her around like a greedy snake tail.
Bihua, the hands-off shopkeeper, doesn't care about things once he enters the house. Except for using a mustard space spell by the way, Pidianpidian stuffed his fat house happy water into the refrigerator, and he doesn't care about the rest. He slumped on the sofa familiarly, took out his phone and started exploring new games.
Pu Tongyan put away the oil and salt, turned around and collided with the greedy snake's tail, and was speechless immediately: "Can you go to the living room and wait for me? There are some fruit snacks in the living room, just treat it as your own home. "
Papa Hai nodded hurriedly, and immediately walked out with the little tails.Pu Tongyan took the time to put the newly bought kitchen utensils in order. The original batch was scrapped because of the "kitchen experience" activity that He Hua had on a whim, and they were completely blown up. In a small area, maybe the whole kitchen will be ruined.
As soon as she put the pot away, she heard Bi Hua yelling in the living room, with a little panic in her voice: "What are you doing! Pu Tong Ren! Come out!"
Pu Tongyan had never heard Bihua scream like this before, and thought he was in some danger, he rushed out of the kitchen in shock, before he could react, his foot was tripped by something, and his whole body was facing He fell down and landed on a huge, slightly raised round shield-shaped object.
That thing is covered with a layer of water film, it doesn't hurt to fall on it, but it's a little scary, because it's wrapped in a huge black, green, and brown thing, which was thrown by Putong. Finally, a tortoise poked out from the front end of the oval: "Hey, Assistant Pu, be careful."
Pu Tongyan turned over from the back of the turtle, looking in shock at the turtle shells that filled the living room.
It's not that there are a lot of them, but that these turtle shells are too huge. Just one of them is two meters long, which is longer than Bihua's height. How could she fit in a small living room of a single apartment?The big tortoises could only be stacked one on top of the other, and the smallest one was pushed aside, so the tortoise had to be turned upside down and leaned on the sofa that the other side was leaning on.
Bi Hua was squeezed pitifully on the sofa, staring at the group of guys, grinding his teeth: "What kind of prototype do you think, don't you think it's too crowded?"
Papa Hai was crushed at the bottom, and he poked his head out slowly: "Ah, I'm sorry, the assistant said before that it was my home, and we changed back to the original shape. I didn't consider that the place is too small, I made a mistake, I made a mistake."
From top to bottom, the six members of the Hai family transformed back into human form one by one, and sat cross-legged on the living room floor in an orderly manner.Even so, the living room still seemed a bit crowded because of their overly large size.
Pu Tongren was hit by two arrows in the knee immediately, and under Bi Hua's blaming gaze, he could only forcefully change the subject: "...Since the temple master asked you to come to me, how many of you are looking for the temple master, what's the matter? "
"Oh, it's not for Meng Hai..."
"I hope the temple master can help us persuade Meng Hai to come back!"
"His father and I are still alive, how could Meng Hai become a monk?"
The Hai family started talking one by one, and they started arguing, but all the voices were very loud. For a while, there seemed to be six large bells in the small living room, ringing one after another non-stop. The ringing made Pu Tongren's ears humming.
The author has something to say:
Pu Tongyan seems to know why Zhang Qingya pushed the Hai family to her home...
The six members of the Hai family shout together: @¥#%@#¥@#¥
Zhang Qingya: ...go to my assistant's house, this is the address, and this is the phone number.
Xinghai: "Purple girls should have heard the term Peach Blossom, for example, sometimes people often say 'fate to commit Peach Blossom', that is, encounter disasters because of emotional problems, Peach Blossom and Peach Blossom sound similar, but they are completely harmful It's different, it's a kind of Gu worm bred by the Gu people with peach trees with strong yang energy, and it lives in the human body. At the beginning, it can make people get "peach blossom luck", but this luck is exchanged for the essence of the host itself. of."
Xing Hai explained in his mouth, but his hands didn't stop, he kept reprinting and slapping away the evil spirit around him: "This kind of peach bug is extremely difficult to deal with, because it reproduces very fast, and it can't be eradicated, just like cockroaches... When the host is exhausted by the oil sucked by the Gu insect, the Gu insect will break out and look for the next host."
A scene of thousands of insects swarming and covering the sky and the sun quickly appeared in Pu Tongyan's mind. It seemed that she had seen it somewhere before... But this kind of insect plague was so terrifying that it would definitely make a big news. It is impossible for people who grew up in the city to meet, maybe this is also Zhang Tong's memory?
Pu Tongren's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and he felt itchy all over his body, and he scratched the back of his neck hard: "Why do I feel so itchy, can't I be inhabited by peach bugs too?"
Xinghai smiled and said: "Amitabha, Miss Pu is just joking, you have that benefactor by your side, how could you be inhabited by peach bugs? Peach bugs are most afraid of Yin Qi."
Bi Hua, who was originally standing gloomyly behind Pu Tongren, raised his head happily, and his face showed a bit of complacency: "That's natural." He lowered his head and said to Pu Tongren, "You fool, clothes The label on the collar is turned upside down."
As he spoke, he reached out his hand to grab Pu Tongren's collar very naturally, and flipped through the label for her.
The warm body temperature climbed up his fingers along the brief contact with the skin, and Bi Hua realized in vain that the person in front of him was no longer Zhang Tong, a Taoist priest of the same gender as him, but a fragrant little girl.He withdrew his hand as if electrocuted, and his face flushed red: "...you turn it yourself!"
Pu Tongren's face became even redder, and he quickly reached out and turned over the label on the back, and pretended to be tickled by the label, scratching hard at the place that Bi Hua accidentally touched, trying to suppress the feeling of pain. An undeniable burning sensation.
Xinghai concentrated on getting rid of the evil spirit, and didn't see the two people here embarrassed into two red light bulbs, reflecting each other. After the whole area was clean, he turned around and said naively: "Miss Pu, do you know that the middle-aged Gu Zhiren's residence...huh?"
The little monk asked strangely, "Why are your faces so red?"
Bi Hua quickly jumped up and down, and threw down the sentence that your eyes are sick, and then grabbed the trolley angrily, left Pu Tongren and ran towards the cashier with big strides, his back seemed to be running away.
Pu Tongren was very embarrassed at first, but after being teased by Bihua's big reaction, he didn't feel so embarrassed. He raised his hand and pointed to the little monk where Tao Xin lived: "Room XXXX, Building XX, she bought something. , Said that there is a celebration party, and should go home directly."
Don't ask her why she can remember Tao Xin's residence so clearly, who made it happen that when she bought a house, she happened to meet Tao Xin, Pu Tongren specially inquired about the location of Tao Xin's purchase, and chose the place farthest from her. I just don't want to run into each other.
If Pu Tongyan was not really satisfied with the layout of this neighborhood, she would almost have given up buying a house here the moment she saw Taoxin in the sales department.
…………
Pu Tongyan and Bi Huati walked home with a lot of happiness in the abandoned house.Originally, Bi Hua wanted to carry all the things by himself, but he bought too many things, he couldn't hold them with two hands, so he could only divide up the empty volume of a few large bags of potato chips, which didn't weigh much for Putong. eunuch.
Walking on the road, there was nothing to talk about, so Bi Hua simply began to teach Pu Tongren verbally the operation skills of the game character she played a few days ago, and made Pu Tongren feel good about him because of Bi Hua's gentlemanly demeanor. Suppress it head on.
Bi Huafei slobbered and talked for a long time, seeing Pu Tongren's insincere way of putting one ear in and the other out, he couldn't help being angry again: "You bastard! I kindly told you how to fight, You don't listen! Do you know that there are not many boyfriends like me who don't dislike your handicap and teach you patiently!"
Pu Tongyan didn't even bother to correct Bi Hua's wrong positioning of himself anymore, and Bi Hua would get angry and blow his hair every now and then, and she had already learned to deal with his various emotions skillfully: "But this game You forced me to play, if you dislike me, why don't you let me go and let me continue to be my own cashier?"
Bi Hua, who had just exploded into a puffer fish, suddenly collapsed, and muttered softly: "It's not disgusting, we can still play together..." He walked out of the elevator first, "I'll ask Huayao to open the door...I'll go!"
Pu Tongyan pushed Bi Hua who was standing in the way of the elevator strangely: "Go as you go, don't stop here?"
Bihua moved to the side, allowing Pu Tongyan to see the scene in front of her door: six tall Hai family members sat cross-legged in front of her door as if sitting in protest, with newspapers under their buttocks. One person took a skewer of grilled fish in his hand and gnawed his mouth full of oil.
Hearing the sound from the elevator, the Hai family turned their heads in unison, their eyes were bright, they gnawed off the grilled fish in their hands, and stood up one after another.Mother Hai was quite environmentally friendly and took out a small plastic bag from nowhere, packed all the grilled fish skewers and hand towels in one place, handed it to the youngest nephew, and told him to run errands Toss in the trash.
Pu Tongyan twitched and walked to his door: "Why are you here? Let me declare first, your nephew is not here!"
Father Hai nodded again and again: "I know, I know, the master of Qingxuan Temple called us here, saying that he was busy with his affairs, let us come to his assistant to explain the situation..."
Pu Tongren's old-age fantasies suddenly shattered, and she knew it!
How can there be such a good thing as long as you help the boss get his wife back, you can receive 50 monthly wages for free and retire early!
"It's good that you know, well, where is Xiaotian?" Pu Tongren waited for the flower demon who heard the voice to come out to open the door for her, and asked casually.
Since Bi Hua's identity and "conspiracy" were exposed, he basically used the 706 where Putongren lived as the outreach space of 707 where he lived. She simply gave the house key to the flower demon on the other side of the house, and in the end, sometimes she herself was too lazy to bring the key, and followed him to draw a picture of 706 and 707 as "a double apartment separated by a small corridor" up.
It’s because of the flower demon. From the beginning, I only needed to be Bihua’s nanny and younger brother. Now, because Bihua goes to 706 for activities from time to time, I also have to clean up 706. I deeply understand that “there are too many houses sometimes. It's not that good either."
With a shy face, Papa Hai led his family into 706 behind Pu Tongren and Bihua: "Ah, the immortal has already left, and he said he was going back to report to Zhenjun."
Putong carried the things she had just bought and placed them in different places, and the six people behind her followed her around like a greedy snake tail.
Bihua, the hands-off shopkeeper, doesn't care about things once he enters the house. Except for using a mustard space spell by the way, Pidianpidian stuffed his fat house happy water into the refrigerator, and he doesn't care about the rest. He slumped on the sofa familiarly, took out his phone and started exploring new games.
Pu Tongyan put away the oil and salt, turned around and collided with the greedy snake's tail, and was speechless immediately: "Can you go to the living room and wait for me? There are some fruit snacks in the living room, just treat it as your own home. "
Papa Hai nodded hurriedly, and immediately walked out with the little tails.Pu Tongyan took the time to put the newly bought kitchen utensils in order. The original batch was scrapped because of the "kitchen experience" activity that He Hua had on a whim, and they were completely blown up. In a small area, maybe the whole kitchen will be ruined.
As soon as she put the pot away, she heard Bi Hua yelling in the living room, with a little panic in her voice: "What are you doing! Pu Tong Ren! Come out!"
Pu Tongyan had never heard Bihua scream like this before, and thought he was in some danger, he rushed out of the kitchen in shock, before he could react, his foot was tripped by something, and his whole body was facing He fell down and landed on a huge, slightly raised round shield-shaped object.
That thing is covered with a layer of water film, it doesn't hurt to fall on it, but it's a little scary, because it's wrapped in a huge black, green, and brown thing, which was thrown by Putong. Finally, a tortoise poked out from the front end of the oval: "Hey, Assistant Pu, be careful."
Pu Tongyan turned over from the back of the turtle, looking in shock at the turtle shells that filled the living room.
It's not that there are a lot of them, but that these turtle shells are too huge. Just one of them is two meters long, which is longer than Bihua's height. How could she fit in a small living room of a single apartment?The big tortoises could only be stacked one on top of the other, and the smallest one was pushed aside, so the tortoise had to be turned upside down and leaned on the sofa that the other side was leaning on.
Bi Hua was squeezed pitifully on the sofa, staring at the group of guys, grinding his teeth: "What kind of prototype do you think, don't you think it's too crowded?"
Papa Hai was crushed at the bottom, and he poked his head out slowly: "Ah, I'm sorry, the assistant said before that it was my home, and we changed back to the original shape. I didn't consider that the place is too small, I made a mistake, I made a mistake."
From top to bottom, the six members of the Hai family transformed back into human form one by one, and sat cross-legged on the living room floor in an orderly manner.Even so, the living room still seemed a bit crowded because of their overly large size.
Pu Tongren was hit by two arrows in the knee immediately, and under Bi Hua's blaming gaze, he could only forcefully change the subject: "...Since the temple master asked you to come to me, how many of you are looking for the temple master, what's the matter? "
"Oh, it's not for Meng Hai..."
"I hope the temple master can help us persuade Meng Hai to come back!"
"His father and I are still alive, how could Meng Hai become a monk?"
The Hai family started talking one by one, and they started arguing, but all the voices were very loud. For a while, there seemed to be six large bells in the small living room, ringing one after another non-stop. The ringing made Pu Tongren's ears humming.
The author has something to say:
Pu Tongyan seems to know why Zhang Qingya pushed the Hai family to her home...
The six members of the Hai family shout together: @¥#%@#¥@#¥
Zhang Qingya: ...go to my assistant's house, this is the address, and this is the phone number.
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