Kneeling and begging to break up

In the east side of Kunlun, in a lush and dense forest, a young man was carrying a whisk and performing a live broadcast of catching monsters.

"...The Kunlun I'm talking about is not the Kunlun Mountains that people often talk about, but a 'world' different from the present world. In the special time and space of Kunlun, there are all kinds of monsters walking..." The young Taoist priest He shook his whisk indifferently, "The monster I'm taking everyone to catch today is relatively elementary, suitable for beginners to practice..."

There was a lot of haha ​​in the live broadcast room:

[It seems true, how much is a Taoist robe?Where did you buy it? 】

【Hey, there are still people who take it seriously, but just with the face of the anchor, the figure of Taoist robe and whisk, take it seriously! 】

Zhang Qingya didn't care what the barrage in the live broadcast room said, anyway, this was his sect task today, he was only responsible for the live broadcast, not for reading the comments, he climbed a certain distance, brushed aside the hanging aerial roots of the old tree, and walked to a well.

Zhang Qingya grabbed Fuchen and said seriously: "The demon I want to catch today is a flower demon." He knelt down, stretched out his hand and opened the tightly covered fallen leaves on the ground, revealing a bright red flower, "The main body is a safflower Lycoris..."

[Lycoris?Brother, isn't this the Bana flower?Lycoris is okay?The Flower Demon of the Other Shore was called just like that, and became a Lycoris essence...]

[Wist grass, where did the flower demon go? The old lair has been ripped off by the wall, and I can hardly keep my body, so I haven't come back yet! 】

[Hahahaha enter the play upstairs!Brother, if you say this is a flower demon, then you can’t touch other people’s flowers, logically speaking, it’s their so-and-so…]

Zhang Qingya pointed the camera at the bright red flowers, focused for a moment, then calmly pulled off the flower buds with one hand, without any hesitation: "Like this, as long as you pinch off the flower heads, you can greatly weaken the opponent's combat power..."

The studio was silent.

Zhang Qingya: "Look at this flower, the evil karma is solidified, the resentment is gathered at the top, and it is taking the evil path of absorbing and nourishing. This place is full of spiritual energy, and it is a good place for cultivation. It is a hundred miles away, but he is the only one." A flower, this is because other creatures were devoured by him as soon as they were born with sanity."

"Before life, monsters are equal. If you don't pull other flowers, he will pull your head." Zhang Haiqing didn't change his face, and rubbed and crushed the flower bones, showing what it means to destroy flowers with hot hands.

【Okay...it hurts...】

【devil……】

[It's fine if you pull it off, but also crush it... hiss...]

Zhang Qingya: "You don't have to worry, the flowers of the flower demon are the same as the gardeners pruning the branches that you usually see, they will only grow more vigorously. As long as the roots are not broken, the flower demon will lose some demon power at most, but it will not die. "

"So everyone remember, if you don't have mana, run away after picking the flowers, because the flower demon will come back for revenge... No, if you don't have mana, don't pick flowers indiscriminately. Looking for death." Zhang Qingya spread the knowledge to the audience in a "gentle" tone, then patted off a few petals stuck to his hands, stood up, and looked around in confusion, "But according to the truth, the flower demon should come back for revenge, why? Still no response?"

He took out a compass, and pulled out a mahogany sword from the whisk: "I'll take a look inside."

"Further inside, thousands of years ago, I sent the founder of the mountain to seal the demon pool. Inside is a demon who slaughtered a country's soldiers and people. He is a painter," he followed the guidance of the compass to go deep. Walking, he said, "It has been suppressed for a thousand years now, if the painted skin inside is still alive, I'm afraid it can be cultivated for a thousand years, it's all suppressed by the patriarch's talisman, if you escape..."

Zhang Qingya looked at the Demon Sealing Pond that had been blown into a pit: "..."

[Why didn’t the Taoist priest speak?I still want to hear the voice of the Taoist leader again! 】

[Hahaha, could it be that Huapijing ran out!Ha ha ha ha! 】

[Thousand-year-old painted skin, I'm afraid it's going to mold! 】

…………

The thousand-year-old painter Pijing Bihua encountered the first big trouble since he came out of Fengyaochi.

After suffering for thousands of years and finally waiting for the opportunity to see the sun again, he found that he was moldy.

With the mold on his head, Bi Hua wondered: "..."

Does the painted skin get moldy?

He shook his head, put aside this untimely question for the time being, dragged the flower demon from the other side who was summoned by him, and suddenly fell to the ground and wailed, pointed at the mold on his body, and said coldly: "Little fairy, help me clean it up."

The flower demon on the other side clutched the important parts, almost out of breath, and was squeezed and molested by the painting, couldn't help feeling sad, and squeezed out a sentence from the teeth: "...No... Don't think about it!"

Bi Hua didn't know what was wrong with his tone of voice. Which big monster didn't speak like this thousands of years ago?He raised his eyebrows, and sneered domineeringly at the little flower demon with a low cultivation level: "Why, a mere flower demon with only a human figure, wants to defy me?"

The flower demon on the other side had tears in her eyes, and she fell to the ground clutching her important parts, her whole body in a state of distress, she would rather die than surrender: "Forgive me!"

The flower demon thought that she was about to be annihilated by this inhuman thousand-year-old monster, but Bi Hua just snorted, then tore off a piece of clothes from Bi'an Hua, and put it on her body, like a bath cloth I rubbed it vigorously, carefully and carefully, and I had to be on guard against breaking myself when I accidentally missed it.

As Bi Hua's body became cleaner and cleaner, the clothes on the Bi'an Flower Demon's body became less and less, and finally only a pair of shorts remained.

After cleaning up the mold, Bihua nodded in satisfaction, and looked at the humiliated Bianhua: "Little fairy, you are wise, so I will give you some sweetness this time."

He put his finger on the forehead of the flower demon on the other side, and a trace of red and black evil karma submerged into the forehead of the flower demon.After completing this vote, Bi Hua turned around and left.

The little Taoist priest who sealed him back then does not know where his reincarnation has gone. He still needs to find a quiet place, ask about cause and effect, and find that reincarnation to settle the score!

Bi Hua snorted and sneered, as if he had foreseen the future where he would play with the reincarnation of that little Taoist priest!

While he was sneering, a girl in a fast food restaurant in City A suddenly sneezed hard: "Ah!"

The girl was dressed casually. Her long hair was particularly eye-catching. It was both vertical and straight. After combing it well, she tied it in a bun at the hairpin, so that the overly long hair could be tied into a waist-length length.Qingling's spiritual eyes flicked around, looking for an opportunity to escape from the daily forced marriage activities of her mother.

"...Tongtong, you really need to think about your future." The middle-aged woman sitting opposite her said earnestly.

"Don't say anything!" Tong Tong's mother slapped the table, "Today's blind date, you must go! If you don't go now, why don't you go when you are in your 30s? You don't think it's embarrassing. I feel sorry for you being single!"

Pu Tongyan hugged his head: "Mom, I'm only 26, and there are still four years left. If I don't keep it all, I will have a partner..."

Tongtong's mother said angrily: "I believe your grandma's mouth!"

Pu Tongyan was frightened: "Mom, why are you still swearing!"

Tongtong's mother was full of resentment: "You said the same thing the year before last, the year before last, and last year, this year, don't try to fool me!" Tongtong's mother sighed, "Look at you, I am also worried about your future ——At any rate, there is someone who will take care of you, don’t get headaches, and carry it alone, and there is no one who can even buy you medicine. Look at the last time you had a high fever and fainted in bed, if I hadn’t gone to see you ...Oh, Mom loves you, Tongtong..."

Tong Tong's mother spoke up and down, and she spoke sharply and quickly. It seemed that she had experienced many battles and had rich experience.

Pu Tongyan collapsed and covered his head: "Stop talking, I'll go, I'll go!"

Tong Tong's mother nodded in satisfaction: "Let me tell you, I can't wrong you, but this time I found a very good blind date, who is also good-looking, serious and motivated, and her family conditions are similar to ours. Parents are also very nice…”

"This blind date, I really hope you can succeed." Tong Tong's mother sighed.

Tongtong's mother, who was only thinking about finding a good husband for her daughter, would never have imagined in her life what Pu Tongren would encounter during the blind date, and what kind of surprises the future would bring her...

The author has something to say:

Ting: Let me tell you a joke, the Taoist priest went on a blind date.

Bi Hua: Hahahahahahahahaha!

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