"Zhong Woying" This world belongs to me, whoever moves will die!

The man with the naturally curly silver hair, the red eyes and the eyes of a dead fish is taking a shower right now.Sakata Gintoki, who is obviously only under 30 years old, already exudes the smell of an uncle all over his body. Although the water droplets flowing under the shower are in good shape, there is no shortage of abdominal muscles. It's just that there is no feeling of lust.

In fact, it's more than that. The bathroom that should be steaming can hardly feel the warmth it should have. Occasionally, Sakata Yinshi will have a feeling of goosebumps standing up for a moment. So much that it finally leads to kidney deficiency?Tianranjuan thought silently for a while in his heart.

"whee…"

There seemed to be a girl's crisp, silver-bell-like laughter suddenly coming from his ears. Normally speaking, Sakata Gintoki might have thought that the love affair he had been waiting for for more than 20 years was finally coming, but in this situation, he was the only one No matter how you think about it, it's weird to be in a bathroom where people are taking a shower, right?

"Who!"

When I was naturally rolling silver, I even thought of the horror movie I saw on TV last night. The hero saw through the mirror the pale face of the black-haired female ghost sitting on his shoulders and the empty eye sockets full of blood. .

no no no!Wake up!What era is it now? !How could there be ghosts? !

When was the last time he thought he encountered a ghost?It was time to meet Xiaoyu's head!Didn't it turn out that it was just a robot?calm down!Sakata Gintoki!Right now, I just hear laughter. Is it the hallucination caused by not sleeping well in the past few days? !

The natural volume breathing stopped for a moment, forcing myself not to think about this shit idea that has no scientific basis.

Hurry up and get out!While thinking this way, he looked down and found that the shower gel bottle was empty, Sakata Gintoki shouted resolutely, "New! Take the shower gel when it's gone...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Gintoki swore he just looked away for less than a second!

But when he lowered his head again, the shower gel container had been replaced with a new one, and it was definitely the one he bought two days ago and put it in the closet!The man with natural curly hair was so horrified that his voice was distorted for a moment. He rushed out of the bathroom with his head covered in foam and wrapped in a towel, and then the wind blew past Kagura and Shinpachi who were still watching TV in the living room. Straight He headed in the direction of the target—buried his head in the open drawer under the desk.

"Anyway... find a time machine first, bastard!" Uncle Dead Fisheye was muttering this while trying to stuff himself into the drawer like an exhibitionist.

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Shimura Shinpachi, whose body is wearing glasses, rolled his eyes without even moving his buttocks, "Gin-san, aren't you taking a shower?"

"We're still children, let us go, you're too eye-catching, Alu!" The young girl in a red cheongsam with her head tied up mercilessly turned on the poisonous tongue mode, and covered her eyes with her hand.

"How can I repair it! Yinsang is for your own good, bastard!" Seemingly feeling a little safer, Sakata Gintoki coughed righteously and pulled himself out of the drawer, "Sinnsang is just to test your reflexes !"

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"Aren't you going to take a bath? Yinsang."

"Huh? Of course I'm going! Didn't I come out because I was worried about you two little guys?!" Sakata Gintoki said, his dead fish-like eyes carried an aura of going forward and never returning Walking back to the bathroom, although his legs were shaking like a Parkinson's attack, but... Shinpachi and Kagura didn't notice.

When he returned to the bathroom with his head poking around, the place was still the same as it was before he left. Sakata Gintoki walked in with his waist stuck in a crab's footsteps. Sure enough, he was thinking too much just now. After all, he never believed in ghosts and ghosts. Man of non-scientific stuff!

The silver-haired curly hair who immediately forgot the pain after the injury was healed hummed a song and began to wash away happily.

At this moment, Chiyue Shiyu, who is floating in the air and staring at the moon in a daze, has a sad face. Although she is used to running around in different worlds, and even finds it quite interesting recently, it does not mean that she likes to be a piao Okay?Was her body accidentally thrown in the hero's dormitory? !

And what happened to this strange era?In the Edo era, heaven and man, samurai, hot weapons and cold weapons, all kinds of space battleships that have rushed out of the planet and the strange old earth, mixed with technological products and strange clothing.

What made her even more speechless was that Chiyue Shiyu, who had been here for two days, had already discovered the space coordinate character of this world in the first place.

That's right, that dead fisheye with curly hair and silver hair. On the first day she came, she was only thinking about his information.

Name: Sakata Gintoki

Sex: Male

Age: 27 years old

Birthday: May 10

Blood type: O type

Height: 177cm

Weight: XNUM X kg

Constellation: Libra

Medical History: Hyperglycemia

Weapon: Lake Toya (11760 yen)

Personality hobbies: sweet tooth lover, Dapeng spreads his wings on the verge of diabetes every day.An unmotivated dead fish with dark eyes and a shaky belly, loves playing steel balls and watching Jump, a rough-and-tumble uncle who is very afraid of ghosts.His swordsmanship is very superb, his vitality is super strong, and he can be called immortal Xiaoqiang.In the past, he was active in the anti-barbarian activities in the later period, and he shocked the enemy and us under the name of White Yaksha. He can be called a legendary figure.

Mantra: "Are you a XX guy?"

Chiyue Shiyu stared at this introduction for a long time in a daze that day, so is this introduction complimenting him or scolding him?

She has been the ghost of this guy for a while, and I don't know if the description about combat power is correct, but the other descriptions are true, especially the fear of ghosts, she scared him a little bit , the uncle was so cowardly that he ran naked/run away.

Jiyue Shigure fell into deep thought, and floated back into the room to look at Sakata, who was crossing his legs while drinking strawberry milk while picking his booger, and then wiped it on the head of the girl named Kagura next to him without changing his face. silver hour.There was a slight twist in her lake-blue eyes, this...how about this world just wait for time to cool down and go back?

After making this decision, she began to float in the air to waste time.

But after thinking about returning to her own world, the test for a temporary license will begin, and Chiyue Shiyu thinks it would be good to be a backstage spirit here, even though this world makes her confused, her eyes move After a few ups and downs, she disappeared in place, and she decided to wander around!

By the time she finished the wave and was about to return to the master house, it was almost dusk the next day. She walked around for a while and followed the smell of the silver-haired curly to find them.

The Shinsengumi was in turmoil, Hijikata Toshiro was bent over by the demon sword and his personality disappeared. Before he was replaced, he asked Master to protect the Shinsengumi.

Although Sakata Gintoki disliked Hijikata Toshiro's approach very much, and said to leave their affairs alone, in fact, he did it honestly.Chiyue Shiyu has been watching from the sidelines during this period, and she has no intention of meddling in their affairs casually, so she just remains by their side as Ah Piao.

Although she didn't think it was necessary to drag Sakata Gintoki into the confession, she didn't intend to let her binder die directly.

Night has fallen quietly, and the battle has entered a state of intense stalemate.

Except for the three people in Wanshiwu, Jiyue Shiyu, who is still acquainted, she doesn't know who is who in the rest of the Zhenxuan group.

So no matter what happened, she never did it.She was indifferent even when Kamo Ito was shot indiscriminately after being whitewashed, because in her eyes, a betrayer is not worthy of forgiveness, and one infidelity cannot be tolerated a hundred times, and many things cannot be done without whitewashing. A write-off.

Chiyue Shiyu actually didn't plan to show up anymore, she stayed by Sakata Gintoki's side all the time, and she just planned to help out without a trace if something happened.

"Hands and feet, it doesn't matter if I give you one or two. Even if the body is cut to pieces, if those rotten ropes of yours can cut off those damned ties, let me cut them off!"

Until Sakata Gintoki was bruised all over by Kawagami Wanqi's strings, but he was still moving forward, and there was a strong determination and momentum in his eyes like dead fish.

"Hey, brother! Take off the earphones for me, bastard! Clean out the earwax and listen to me!

I have never once fought to protect this cheap country!Whether the country perishes or the samurai perish, it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu. From the beginning, no matter now or before, what I protect is the same, and it has never changed! "

Sakata Gintoki perfectly completed the achievement of the frontal bar helicopter.And the lake-blue eyes of Chiyue Shiyu, who was floating behind him, finally shone with incomparable light. She looked at the silver-haired one who fell into the smoke after the blow with a look of love. man.

Sakata Gintoki fell to the ground with blood all over his face, and his crimson pupils showed no fear of life and death. He calmly looked at the helicopter falling straight down under the night, and his mission had been completed.He coughed up a mouthful of blood. This time, that mayonnaise maniac owed him a big favor, and he must extort a sum of money!

"Gin-san!" Shimura Shinpachi could only watch helplessly as the huge helicopter fell in the direction of Sakata Gintoki in the distance.

Until the next moment, Sakata Gintoki's pupils shrank, and he heard the familiar laughter next to his ear, like a ghostly breath.

"Don't worry, it'll be fine."

The melodious female voice said this in his ear, and the next moment countless silk threads soared to the sky, entangled the falling helicopter, and instantly hung the fuselage in mid-air. The tough silk threads rubbed against the steel and made a squeaking sound, boom With a bang, the deformed and twisted fuselage exploded into fragments in the flames and fell to the ground not far away.

The author has something to say:

--I am afraid that I will collapse when I write it.

It would be appropriate for me to write abusive texts, but I am worried that the Gintama chapter will be deformed.In short, don't dislike me, even if the writing is broken, the author must go to Gintama!Silver fuck is the best!