【My English】The upper ear

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Search keywords: Protagonist: Shangming Electric, Erlang Xiangxiang┃Supporting role: Hongjiaodong, 800 million, Baohao Shengji┃Others: Shanger, Hongbai

☆, Boom Baikai Chapter

boom hundred

If you really like something, you have to work hard for it, right?

"I tried my best."

As long as you work hard, you will succeed, right?

But there are always some people in this world that you can't get with your hard work.

For example, 800 million.

Facing this delicate girl, Hong Jiaodong realized that he didn't even know where to put his efforts.

what can we do about it?

Hong Jiaodong was lying on the table, holding a movie ticket in his hand, looking coldly at Ming Ming leaning against the wall and winking at Erlang, watching the dark shadow of Chang Dark secretly rubbing against the frog, watching Baohao Da with cold eyes Roar: "Take it, if you dare to refuse, I will kill you!"

It's just me looking at other people's happiness...

Hong Jiaodong silently put away the movie tickets. If he invites him with such a deadpan face, she will definitely reject him, right?

It's so annoying, Xiongying is free to send out some movie tickets, I really want to eat soba noodles...

"Boom classmates, boom classmates?"

800w!Hong Jiaodong sat up straight in an instant, as if he was facing an enemy.

I saw 800 million and a half leaning sideways, blushing slightly: "Well, everyone has already found a partner, if you haven't made up your mind, I think..."

"I'll go with you." Hong Jiaodong blurted out.The heart is very nervous, but the face is still the Wannian Glacier.

"Huh?" 800 million was stunned.

She hesitated!To be rejected!

The frozen noodles are like icebergs, and the heart is like dead ashes, silently lighting a row of candles (soba noodles) for myself in my heart.

What do you think is good about the 800 million, is it worth it?In addition to her beautiful skin and white skin, she has a good appearance, a good figure, a strong personality, and a personality... (800 million words are omitted below) What else?

Huh ╯^╰, what's the big deal?

"Then see you at the gate of the dormitory building at eight o'clock tomorrow." 800 million smiled, and gently hooked his little finger with his little finger. "It's an agreement."

"Yes……"

The person left, but the fingers she touched still seemed to be hot, and she raised her hand to her heart in a daze.

Baibai, I seem to have a heart attack.

It jumps so fast.

02

At night, in the hall of the dormitory building, girls gathered together.

"Eight hundred and eight hundred, you're going to watch a movie with Hong-kun tomorrow, aren't you?" Ashido was so excited that he seemed to explode on the spot, "Na na na, I saw it, the pink bubble of love!"

"No..." 800 million blushed, feeling too shy to be teased in public.

Erlang played with the headphone plug carelessly, and said teasingly, "Isn't there? Then you go to tease him all day? Huh?"

"Then, that's because..." Thinking of Hong Jiaodong's handsome expressionless face, 800 million couldn't help but smile, "Because it's really interesting. Although Hong's expression is very cold, his ears will change. It's red, especially..."

Knock cute!

All the girls looked clear: "Oh oh oh."

Ashdo concluded: "So you become addicted to flirting."

"It's not accurate to say that," Xiao Meiyu said rigorously, raising a finger, "it should be 'addicted to flirting and unable to extricate myself'."

There are hundreds:"……"

03

Meanwhile, upstairs.

Hong Jiaodong looked expressionlessly at Shangming and Putao, the two uninvited guests who broke into his room with sad and indignant faces, and there was no fluctuation in his heart, and even the eighth radio gymnastics of Xiongying rang out.

One two three four five six seven eight, two two...

Shang Ming clenched his fist and hammered the wall: "Boom, you are so lucky, aren't you? You can go to the movies with 800 million!"

Four two three four five six seven eight five two...

Shangming looked at the ceiling and wept: "800 million invited me! What's the reason? I'm handsome too!!"

Seven two three four five six seven eight eight two...

Hong Jiaodong lowered his head and pressed the phone, his voice was cold: "I recorded it."

Que!

Shang Ming lost color in fright: "Wait, stop! Are you a devil?!"

Let Erlang hear whether he wants to live

After finishing one effortlessly, Hong Jiaodong looked down at the grapes.

The dead pig of grapes is not afraid of boiling water, and laughed resentfully and let out a pig cry: "Oh hehehe, what do you want? What can you do to me? I'm not that guy Shangming, I..."

Without saying a word, Hong Jiaodong leaned over and lifted him up.

Grape:"???"

Mr. Hong still didn't say a word, walked a few steps, and threw the grapes out of the window with a wave of his hand.

"But-evil-ah-"

In the night sky, grape tears are flying.

Hong Jiaodong clapped his hands calmly, closed the window, and read a book.

Learning makes me happy.

04

The next day, the two arrived downstairs almost at the same time, 800 million patted him on the shoulder, and smiled all over the city: "Student Hong is very handsome today."

Am I not usually handsome?

Hong Jiao froze with a paralyzed face: "Thank you, you look good today too."

Every day is beautiful ￣￣)σ.

At the bus platform, Hongbai waited side by side for the bus.

Hong Jiaodong suddenly said: "Sorry 800 million."

"What's wrong?" 800 million were surprised.

"I was thinking, if I can drive myself, you won't have to wait so long."

Or is he working hard to get a driver's license underage?

"It doesn't matter," 800 million said seriously, "it doesn't matter if you're with classmate Hong, waiting for the bus."

The heart seemed to be hit with a "swoosh", Hong Jiaodong covered half of his face, turned his head to the side, and breathed hard.

Hundreds, I might have a heart attack.

It jumped so fast I couldn't breathe.

It was only 08:30, and there was already a sea of ​​people outside the cinema. Students in twos and threes gathered together, so it can be seen that each student probably has a piece of this movie.I didn't see my classmates.

The two ignored Putao sitting on the steps exuding outrageous resentment...

As he was walking towards the door, Hong Jiaodong suddenly felt his hand being held by something slightly cool. Looking back, 800 million was holding his hand.

Seeing him turn his head, 800 million smiled slightly: "Student Hong, don't you mind, it's easy to get separated if you don't hold hands."

"I see." Hong Jiaodong tried his best to maintain a cold expression on his face, but he didn't know that the girl behind him was staring at his red ear tips with pleasure.

800 million couldn't help but pick at his palm.

The body of the scorched and frozen tiger shook: "..."

Baibai, don't make trouble.

I don't want to burn myself here.

"Boom sir."

800 million laughing voices entered the ears, Hong Jiaodong turned his head stiffly, and asked with his eyes: "?"

800 million coughed: "You have the same hands and feet."

Mr. Boom: "..."

It was already two hours after watching the movie. The two high school students put away their notebooks and walked out holding hands.It is estimated that no one present is like them, with a serious face, as if watching the whole movie in class, and taking notes seriously...

() Looking up from the scumbags.

"Student H, do you have any plans for the future?"

"No." Hong Jiaodong thought for a while, tried his best to restrain the urge to hold hands together, and quietly put away the mobile phone that took countless hundreds of photos and photos of them holding hands...

"That's it," 800 million naturally withdrew their hands, "then we will each..."

Before he finished speaking, Hong Jiao Dong grabbed her hand before he could let it go faster than his brain, and hurriedly said: "Where are you going? I will accompany you."

800 million almost couldn't stop laughing, it took a long time before he deliberately said: "That's so embarrassing."

"will not."

"If you still have something to do..."

"fine."

"you……"

"I'll accompany you."

Hong Jiaodong was like a child who was about to be abandoned. Although his face was still expressionless, his whole body exuded a pitiful "Don't leave me" aura.

800 million thought it was funny, so he stopped teasing him, and squeezed his fingertips: "Let's go."

"it is good."

Where do you want to go, I will accompany you.

What do you want to do, I will accompany you.

In the last life, the pearl was cast secretly, fell into the abyss, and was the enemy of the whole world for five years.

Waiting in prison for eight years, guarding the coffin in ice alone for 12 years, you exhausted your youth to accompany me for the rest of my life.

In this life, let me accompany you.

Does anyone want to read the previous life's Boom Baiwen?

Demon Realm Big Boss × Peerless Fairy Bai

The world is dark, only you are my light.

Redeem each other.

life companion.

……

……

Just think about it, I can’t write it anyway (-﹏-`;)

☆, confession

Exhausted, he came out of Hong Jiao's frozen room, and Shang Ming floated back to the room with a sigh of relief.As soon as he stepped out of the stairs, he saw a handsome purple-haired lady standing at the door of his room, looking a little impatient.

Shangming's heart trembled, he rubbed his face and pulled out a springy smile, and rushed straight to Erlang.

Erlang was lowering his head to send a message to Shangming, when he heard the movement, he raised his head and was caught by his wall.

Shangming felt guilty but smiled brightly: "Miss, are you waiting for me? You have been waiting for a long time."

Erlang slapped him across the face: "Where did it go?"

"eat supper……"

Just as Erlang was about to speak, a bitter voice came from the stairs: "Don't trust him, don't trust him."

"He didn't go for supper."

The two turned their heads in unison, only to see Putao, who was forced to blacken by various CPs, with a gloomy face against the wall: "Oh Houhou, he went to Hong's room just now."

Shangming: "..."

Erlang raised his eyebrows: "Boom?"

"That's right," Putao said with a pointed finger, "This guy came to the door as soon as he heard that 800 million wanted to go to the movies with Hong. He was really very, very urgent~~"

Putao's heart: Hehehe, I'm not feeling well, and you don't want to feel better, too!

Erlang thought to himself: So it is so, so it is.

Shangming's heart: it gets cooler at night, and the flowers fall to the ground and turn into frost...

Shangming stared at Erlang's death, and tried to smile sincerely: "Dian Dian didn't, he framed..."

"The evidence is in Hong's hands," Putao said crazily, "There is a recording in Hong's phone, you..."

You talk too much!

Kaminari rushed over to pick up the grape, and threw it out of the window in a discus-throwing standard posture.

Grape's tears continued to fly in the air: "Damn—ah——"

"I'm leaving." Erlang said, there was neither sadness nor joy on his face, and he couldn't see what he was thinking.

Shangming opened his mouth, but he could only watch her back disappear at the corner of the stairs.He opened the door with his mouth flattened, and his heart had already cycled n times.

One night, Shangming didn't sleep well and was worried.

One night, Erlang didn't sleep well and was angry.

Last night, as soon as Erlang left, he knocked on Hong's frozen door, and got the recording with the simple and rude reason of "If you don't give it to me, you won't want to watch a movie with Baibai tomorrow".

But in the final analysis, she is not his. Who does Shangming want to watch a movie with? What position does she have to interfere?

Don't even think about it, that's a fool.

Early in the morning, Shangming lingered at Erlang's door for a while, and when he made up his mind to knock on the door, the door opened by itself.

Although there are dark circles under her eyes, Miss Erlang who is still very handsome has a cold expression on her face: "What's the matter?"

"That... watching a movie..."

Shangming is actually not sure if she will go to the movies with her.

He wants to go to the movies with her, he cares about her attitude towards him, and he will think of her when he sees other girls.Going to look for Hong Jiaodong yesterday was just a habit of making a fuss with Putao and not collapsing...

But after all, he has no position to interfere with her choice.

His palms were already sweating.

"If you don't want to go, don't..."

"Let's go."

Erlang closed the door.

Two guys with their own minds went to the movies with serious faces, without any real communication at all.

Shangming never thought about how torturing people watching a movie, so the whole movie is self-analysis, introspection and guessing Erlang's thoughts.

Then when I returned to the hall of the dormitory building, I still had a bewildered smile on my face hahaha.

As a result, when I was writing my impressions, I was horrified to find that I couldn't write a single word...

"Erlang?" Shangming called softly to the girl opposite who was obviously in a daze.

Erlang glanced at him, his expression was not as indifferent as in the morning.

"Have you written the post-viewing review?"

"No," Erlang said bluntly, "how do you write it without reading it?"

"Why didn't you read it..."

"I don't have time to think about things."

"..." So what are you thinking?

The two decisively took out their mobile phones and asked Xueba for help.

half an hour.

Erlang suddenly asked: "Hey, Shangming... what kind of girl do you like?"

His fingers clenched the phone, trembling slightly.

Shangming came without raising his head and opening his mouth: "Gao Yan, long legs □ □ big wavy long hair, gentle, considerate and cute..."

Unsurprisingly.

Erlang expressionless: "Oh."

I don't know what to think of, Shangming's voice gradually quieted down, looked up at Erlang who was sitting on the other side of the sofa, she lowered her head, her soft purple hair blocked her eyes, her expression couldn't be seen clearly.

Heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

He swallowed, and stammered gestures: "That, that, it was before, now, now it's different..."

Erlang rolled his eyes, and gave a soft "tsk" in his heart.

How can it be different, idiot Shangming.

"Nowadays, it doesn't matter if you have a flat body and are not gentle or ladylike," Shangming peeked at her. "It's best to have short purple hair, a cool expression, and like rock and roll..."

Erlang raised his head abruptly, his pupils constricted slightly in shock.

Shangming encouraged himself and shouted loudly: "I like you, Erlang! Please marry me!"

Huh? ? ?

The air was suddenly quiet.

Erlang laughed "puchi": "Are you an idiot? Shouldn't you date first?"

"Yes, yes..." Shangming was crying stupidly by himself, wishing to hit the wall and get his head stuck in the wall so as not to come out.

Erlang laughed and burst into tears, and said a word in a burst of "hahahaha".

"You can date first."

☆, dating

(Warning) It contains explosive content, if you don't like it, you can skip it.

Xiongying student dormitory, night.

When Erlang Xiangxiang came out of the shower, the mobile phone on the bed was ringing, obviously someone was sending her a series of messages.

She picked up the phone, looked at the "Idiot Shang Ming [6]", and clicked in with a flick of her hand.

————Why didn’t you tell me you were going to buy CDs this weekend? !

----Why do not you take me? !

----besides!I was the last to know that my girlfriend was going out! !

----not replying me?

———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————.

———Spoil warning!

At the end, Erlang finally replied to him: "Don't make trouble, go back to bed."

Responds in seconds: "I don't! [Lying on the bed angrily.jpg]"

It seemed that he hadn't left the house yet, Erlang felt at ease, and lay down on the bed slowly, and then the phone rang again.

The idiot tweeted: "You don't reply to me!!!"

Alas ╮(︶﹏︶)╭, what if my boyfriend is a clingy goblin?

Erlang typed with a smile: "Any opinion?"

"Don't dare..." Shangming hesitated for a second, "Then you go out and take me..."

"What's the use of taking you?"

In another room, Shang Ming stared at the news, feeling more and more wronged as he read it, he pursed his lips unhappily, rolled around on the bed, and then hit the wall heavily...

Shangming felt aggrieved and sent a message: "I am useful! I can help you carry your things, help you hold an umbrella, help you run errands, help you charge your phone..."

The last one is really going all out, Mr. Shangming Electric...

Feeling the grievances rushing across the screen, Erlang couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, I'll take you to buy a CD."

"It's not buying a CD, it's a date!"

"..." Let him go, Erlang covered the quilt with a warm face.

On Sunday morning, Erlang, who had been standing in front of the closet for more than ten minutes, turned from white to pink, and still hadn't decided what to wear.

Now her mind is full of the stupidity of Shangming bluffing and shouting "It's not buying a CD, it's a date!".

No matter, blame him.

"Forget it," Erlang gritted his teeth, put on his usual clothes, and cursed blushingly, "If you dare to despise me, you will die!"

As soon as Erlang came downstairs, he saw Ming leaning on the sofa, smiling with low eyebrows, and the morning light fell through the window on the tips of his hair, shining beautifully golden.She pursed her lips slightly, feeling that Shangming was... quite handsome.

Hearing footsteps, Shangming raised his head and showed a silly (crossed out) smile: "Xiangxiangjiang~"

What

Erlang staggered and almost rolled down the stairs. Before he could speak, he heard Shangming howl: "You're not wearing a skirt, don't I deserve you to wear a skirt and date me?!"

The headphone plug extends rapidly.

Headphones alert!

However, Goose Shangming still howled desperately: "I bet 300 yen the night before yesterday, you are wearing a skirt..."

Erlang was unmoved.

"Wait, wow!"

Sound waves enter the brain, electricity, death.

"Oh, you... are you going on a date?" Miss Lu who came out of nowhere was very excited when she saw them.

Erlang: "No."

Shangming: "Yes."

Lu Mei suddenly understood.

As soon as Erlang bought the CD, he was led by Shang Mingqiang into the nearby doll shop, and then met his second acquaintance———— Kirishima.

The first person is Mr. Toro, who worked hard to order soba noodles at the burger restaurant and had a (probably) happy meal.

The two went up to say hello to Kirishima, only to find that there was a Kachan with a fierce face squatting next to him, as if he was here to smash the field.

Shangming: "...Why are you two here?"

Is this where you should be?Um?

"Ah, it's because Bakugo said..."

Ka Jiang raised his head and made a sharp eye for Qie Dao.

Qieqie immediately stopped talking.

Erlang tilted his head and thought for a while: "Baohao wants to buy a doll?"

"No!"

"Then why are you picking?" Shangming pointed at his hand, "and holding a red dragon."

Kajiang blushed: "Xi Nei, I'll kill you! Fusui, please restrain me!!!"

As he spoke, there was an explosion sound on his palm, and he frantically tried on the verge of going berserk.

Kirishima hastened to hold him back, fearing that he might blow up the shop on impulse.

Shangminger Lang Qiqi stepped back five steps.

Hey, hey, I'm so scared~⊙⊙~

In the corner, wearing sunglasses and a peaked cap, the heavily armed cut burst girl screamed frantically in her heart while taking pictures with her mobile phone: "Qiqie, don't just pull him, hug him, hug Kajiang waist ah, yes, yes, yes! Hug! Hold him and press him into your arms, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

After finally coaxing his daughter-in-law (crossed out), Kirishima breathed a sigh of relief when Kaminari patted him on the shoulder with emotion: "It's really hard work for you."

Qieqie: "..."

Kajiang: "..."

Sine alert! ! !

In order to prevent Shangming from committing suicide by himself, Erlang firmly grabbed Shangming's back and dragged him away.

Maybe this shop is really poisonous. When the two turned around and found Pikachu, there was Kirishima holding a dragon next to him and Kajiang squatting on the other side picking up a leopard.

Hey, this scene is so familiar.

Shangming & Erlang exchanged glances: "Oh~~~"

"Oh wool!"

Kajiang, who was so ashamed that he couldn't control his prehistoric power, let out a heavy "Huh!", and fiercely snatched the fire dragon from Qie Dao's arms, and picked up a leopard to pay the bill.With such a ferocious face, people who don't know would think that he is robbing the clerk...

"Sorry." Kirishima smiled helplessly, left the words and hurried to chase after Kachan.

"Then..." Shangming supported the shelf with one hand, put the other on Erlang's shoulder, and raised the corner of his mouth: "Which Pikachu would Miss Xiangxiang want to buy?"

Erlang hooked his lips and smiled lightly, and wrapped the headphone plug around his neck: "Just this one."

Dian Dian almost died of a heartbeat today.

later later...

After going through various things, Shanger CP and Qiebao CP met again on the bus back to Xiongying.

Shangming: "What a coincidence..."

Ka Jiang looked up at Zhang Shuai's face, very disgusted: "Why are you everywhere?"

"..." So angry =_=

Erlang pointed to a line of words pasted on the car window, with a serious face: "Kirishima-san, did you see this?"

Qieqie read it honestly: "It is forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials, ahem... get in the car."

Kajiang: "..."

Sine!Sine!Sine!

Boss Hong sitting in the last row: "???"

☆, living together

After graduating from Xiongying, Shangming and Xiangxiang moved into a small apartment on the second floor.

The beautiful cohabitation life Dian Dian imagined began to break down from the first day...

01

After spending the whole morning moving things into the house, Shangming stood in the living room with one hand on his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, with a high spirit of He Xiangxiang (beep——) in his chest.

Just as he was thinking about it, he realized that the object of his obsession had disappeared. Shang Ming calmed down, recognized the direction of the sound, and ran to the master bedroom on the second floor.

Shang Ming cheerfully pushed open the door, seeing white flowers in front of his eyes, Erlang's shy face with his chest in his arms flashed in a trance.

"Xiangxiang sauce ~ let's go... ouch!!"

Before he finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in his eyes. This familiar feeling, without looking, knew it was Erlang's earphone plug.

Dian Dian gets poked blind in daily life (1/1)

02

The two were packing things in the living room, and Shangming looked at Erlang a few times before hesitating to speak, and said hesitantly, "Erlang..."

Erlang interrupted him with a blank expression: "Shut up."

Shangming became anxious: "I didn't mean to." Who knew you were changing clothes inside!

Instead, he muttered in a low voice: "Besides, I was blinded when I didn't see anything, what a shame..."

Erlang's face darkened: "..."

The headphone plug extended silently.

"Wow ah ah ah!"

Dian Dian, pawn.

03

After finally emptying out the big bags and small boxes, Erlang got up, stretched, and wandered back to the master bedroom.

"???"

Erlang took a step into the door before backing out, rubbing his eyes, his calm expression cracked.

"Shangming!!"

Shang Ming Pi Dian Pi Dian ran over: "Here we come."

Erlang pointed into the room: "Why do I have your things in my room?"

Kami Naruto said confidently: "Of course we have my things in our room."

"us?!"

The lady was shocked.

"Xiang Xiangjiang doesn't want to share a room with me?"

Shangming's face was broken, and he slid down slowly with his back against the wall. There seemed to be a sad BGM sounding all around, miserable and miserable.

Erlang complained coldly: "... there is a pot of cactus next to you."

"..." Shangming's body shook, and he stood up silently.

If he is not in the same room, he is not there, he is a man, he cannot be aboveboard, he, he, he, he can't crawl into bed in the middle of the night, huh! ╯^╰

There is ample time.

They still have a long, long time.

(●''●)

04

After tidying things up, it's time to clean up.

In the bathroom, Erlang watched Shangming earnestly put the little yellow duck on the shelf, and couldn't help but twitched his mouth: "Shangming, how old are you this year?"

"18 years old, is the age of hunger and thirst like a wolf and a tiger," Shangming turned to look at her resentfully, "but my girlfriend won't let me sleep with her."

Erlang: "..."

fall!

Can people make fun of it!

Shangming, you childish ghost who takes a bath and releases yellow ducks!

05

Early in the morning, Erlang got up. Today is the first day she and Shangming went to the office to report, so they couldn't be late.

After washing, Erlang knocked on the door of the opposite room.

"..."

No response... Nonsense, if there is a response, Shangming wouldn't have asked her to wake him up last night.

The door of Shangming's room was not locked. As soon as Erlang entered, he saw someone lying sprawled on the ground, sleeping soundly, with the quilt twisted pitifully on one side.

"..." Fan Zhi smiled.

"Crack."

It's time to get down to business, Erlang put away his phone, and patted Shang Ming's face in a good mood: "Hey, wake up."

Shang Ming remained motionless as if in a coma.

Erlang raised his hand without hesitation and gave him a chestnut, uttered an "Aw", wrinkled his face in aggrieved face and rolled to the other side to sleep again.

It is also very tenacious...

"Tsk." Exhausted of patience, Erlang rolled his eyes, got up and walked out, and the earphone plug was extended backward at the same time.

"Wow ah ah ah!!"

Dian Dian sat up startled in his dream, his idiot face dazed.

who I am?where am I?What am I going to do?

06

With the beginning of their careers, the number of fans has also increased over time.

Knowing that Erlang had successfully taken down another enemy nest recently, Shangming happily swiped the one-sided praise for the young lady on the Internet, full of pride.

Hahahaha my daughter-in-law is so powerful hahahaha be envious, be jealous hahaha you don’t have hahaha!

Then suddenly saw this one.

"Miss Yingying is so handsome, I want to marry!"

It's a girl, Shangming paused for a moment, then continued to swipe.

——— "I'm so handsome, Miss Sister, do you have online dating? Lily? Choose me?"

No online dating!Not Lily!I don't choose you!

——— "Let's all give in, let's unilaterally declare that the hero with the wind ear is my husband. [狗头]"

Get out!That's my wife!

——— "Electric Shock Hero, I will fight with you, please give me the little sister."

think!All!Don't!think!

…………

Shangming brushed like masochistic all afternoon, Hei was so sullen that he was so angry that he hurt internally.

These days, are even girls trying to steal their wives from him?

Ok?

07

On an ordinary and comfortable afternoon, Erlang was lying on the sofa with Shangming's legs under his pillow, playing with his mobile phone. After a long while, he raised his hand and pulled Shangming's face, and put the mobile phone in front of his eyes.

"Is this 'little sister's Pikachu' you?"

Shang Ming firmly denied: "No!"

Erlang continued to tug at his face, with a half-smile: "It's hard enough, and I'm fighting with my fans in a vest. Dozens of people can't beat you alone, huh?"

Shangming was dying: "It's not Dian Dian, Dian Dian didn't..."

"Dian Dian," Xiang Xiang said in an unusually gentle tone, "Choose a washboard durian keyboard."

I don't want to choose any!

Hey, Dian Dian feels pain...

08

It was a dark and windy night in a small apartment.

Erlang said coldly, "Come here."

"No, I don't want it!"

"hurry up."

Shangming almost cried: "No, I can't do it..."

"Stop talking nonsense."

"It's the first time, are you going to squeeze me dry..."

Seeing Shangming with a look of lovelessness, Erlang sighed: "Don't want to eat anymore?"

"think……"

Shangming sniffled, clutched various electrical plugs, and cried ╥﹏╥ to generate electricity.

I hate power outages the most! ! !

Complain to the property tomorrow! ! !

The author has something to say: Dian Dian is crying on his face, but smiling in his heart.

☆, pet

01

In the early morning light, Shang Ming moved his fingers in the room, and slowly opened his eyes.

seven o'clock.

Shang Ming put down the alarm clock and sat up with a "huh". After months of the young lady's devil-wake-up method, he finally woke up naturally at seven o'clock, and later went to ask the young lady for a kiss and a hug.

Next, it is the first sentence to get up every day, to cheer yourself up first:

"I will definitely succeed in climbing the bed today! I will keep making progress and never stop!"

Shangming said "Yeah", and he is also a good young man full of energy today.

"is it?"

A cool voice entered the ears.

Shangming's body shook, his neck stiffened and he turned his head: "Good morning, little sister..."

The door didn't know when it opened, Er Lang leaned against the door, with his arms around his arms, and his skirt reached his knees. He was obviously wearing soft and casual home clothes, but he wore a cool and handsome aura.

Shangming's idiot face: "..."

Mom, my daughter-in-law is so beautiful!

Immediately, he jumped out of bed and threw himself at Erlang with outstretched arms, but when he landed, his foot slipped, and with a dull idiot face, he quickly slid past Erlang and hit the opposite wall with a "bang".

Eh?

Erlang held his forehead: "..."

I really can't see it.

Will being so stupid affect the IQ of future generations?

02

After breakfast, Erlang put away the bowls and chopsticks before putting them away, and Shang Ming drove her out of the kitchen, as if she was afraid that she would compete with him for the job.

Erlang pouted, and went to lie down on the sofa.

Kaminaru started to use the vacuum cleaner to clean the house less skillfully after washing the dishes.But compared to the messy look before, it is much better now.

The TV was turned on loudly, but Erlang watched Shangming who was busy.

Since the second day of cohabitation, she has done only a handful of housework, and she only had the opportunity to do it when Shangming was out on missions.For the rest of the day, Shangming obviously didn't know how to do it, but he wanted to die to prevent her from touching him. He exhausted himself from being unfamiliar to doing housework proficiently.

It completely subverted the image of Shangming's mother, "the third-grade disabled son who knows how to eat, drink, have fun, and his room is as messy as a kennel and never works."

"Hey, Shangming," Erlang called him, "I'll do it, you can't clean it up like I did."

Shangming completely ignored her and cleaned up by himself.

"Hey!"

Shangming didn't even lift his head: "Let's go, listen to music if you don't want to watch TV."

03

In the afternoon, the doorbell rang loudly, and as soon as the door was opened, the friends from Class A rushed in.

"We were passing by, and we came here when we heard that you were here."

"You guys are actually living together, the progress is really fast."

"Don't worry about it, we brought our own things."

……

This group of guys sat down cross-legged in the living room and skillfully arranged all kinds of food, the speed of which left them dumbfounded.

Looking back, this group of people has already gnawed a bunch of bones and greeted them enthusiastically to chat and play together.

Upper ear: "..."

These guys are so rude.

After a whole afternoon of commotion, the guys who had enough to eat and drink were lying on the sofa chatting like uncles, and the ground was full of all kinds of rubbish.

Seeing this, Erlang got up, wobbly holding a broom and preparing to sweep the floor.Shangming became anxious when he saw it, a carp stood up and rushed forward, grabbed the broom, and said in a rough voice, "I'll do it."

Unable to resist him, Erlang had to squat down to help collect the large pieces of garbage.

Unexpectedly, Shangming was even more unhappy: "I told you to come, don't move if you are greasy... Hey! Put down that piece of glass, you know how to paddle your hands!"

Erlang had no choice but to go to the kitchen to wash his hands, feeling like he wanted to support her emmm...

The friends who witnessed the whole process have retracted their jaws that fell to the ground.

Putao said: "Shang Ming, you are usually the one who does the housework, right?"

"How?" Shangming swept the garbage into a pile.

"..." It doesn't seem like much.

"But it's usually girls who do housework," Wei Bai looked at the kitchen, "Er Lang didn't force you."

Ye Yin snorted: "Don't you just think it's unmanly for boys to do housework, and it's something girls should do."

"That's right, why do girls have to do housework, what's wrong with boys doing housework?" Ashido continued.

Seeing that a debate match was about to start, Shangming said calmly while shoveling garbage: "I am willing."

People: "...?"

Shang Mingfeng said calmly: "I said, I do housework because I love her."

"My little sister's hands are not for housework."

"I'd love to pet her."

Can you manage it?

Humph.