[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Loki was angry, very angry.

As a god known for wisdom (qi) and wisdom (zha), Loki has always considered himself an elegant and graceful man, which is concentrated in the comparison between him and his brother, whether it is appearance, manners, temperament or clothing, taste Even Loki thought he was far behind his brother by more than eight blocks.

For example, when facing an enemy, his brother would only pick up the hammer, which was as stupid as him, and rush forward to punch people to the flesh.He, on the other hand, will gracefully use his wits to make the enemy bow down under his green cloak.

To give another example, when unfortunately he was caught and imprisoned by the enemy with dirty means, his brother only roared and tried his best to get out even if he was beaten to death.And he will temporarily hibernate, look for opportunities, and then hit a hit!

You see, didn't he seize the chance that all the superheroes of the Avengers were going out, leaving only one ordinary and weak boy to stay behind, and managed to escape!

(Harry: Fuck your sister's weakness! I have muscles!!)

But now, Rocky is very, very, very angry!Angry enough to have abandoned the so-called mature masculinity!

Originally a calm and smooth escape plan, he even eavesdropped on the mission arrangement of the Fulian, knowing that they would not be able to return within a day, so he made a decisive move!He even took his favorite things in Stark Tower with him very calmly!

result!

result! !

His carefully planned and decisive escape plan was defeated by the traffic jam in New York City? !

Can anyone tell him why there are so many people in New York? !Still so many cars? !

People in the atrium will not be more environmentally friendly and learn to walk? ! ! !

besides!Didn't that nasty little girl and the nasty little insects of Fulian go out to perform missions?Why did you come here so soon!He didn't even have time to get out of the traffic jam!

And it also brought an even more nasty guy!

Why? ! ! !

Qin's expression suddenly became a little weird, and she turned her head and whispered in Peter's ear, "Your kidnapped companion is a boy, right?"

Peter didn't understand, but just nodded.

"It's really a boy... I didn't expect them to be from Asgar..." Qin's expression became even weirder, and the voice of muttering to herself became smaller and smaller, even Peter couldn't hear what she said behind What.

Rocky sat in the driver's seat of the supercar, refused to talk to Ashley, and refused to open the door!

run?You still have the face to ask me why I don't run?Why don't I run? Don't you superheroes have any AC numbers in your heart?

open the door?Open the door and wait for another beating?Do you think I'm stupid?

Do not open the door!Never open in this life!

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that annoying little girl in Fulian standing outside the car with her arms folded, looking like she was waiting for him to throw herself into a trap, Loki snorted coldly, and turned away directly, out of sight for nothing!

Outside the car, Ashley raised her eyebrows.

She seemed to suddenly understand why Saul made it clear to his family that his younger brother, who had a long second term in middle school and was determined to die, was so good!This arrogant little look~ If she was a man, she would eat this too!

But... Although Ashley is not a man, she is still weirdly cute ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

So, Ashley decided to coax her, and the suddenly cute Second Prince of Asgard proposed to His Royal Highness.

"Little rabbit, be good~ open the door~ hurry up~ I want to come in~"

Ashley sang while knocking on the car door rhythmically. ,

Rabbit... Oh, no, Loki was stunned for a moment, then became angry instantly, turned his head and roared: "Shut up! What the hell!"

Peter and Qin looked at Ashley with eyes of admiration for a true warrior, and collectively gave a thumbs up.Although they didn't know anything about Huaxia's well-known nursery rhyme, Ashley thoughtfully translated the lyrics into English so that Loki could understand it!

Loki: God's kindness!roll!

After yelling, Loki froze for a moment again, as if he couldn't believe that he would do such an outrageous thing, his expression fluctuated for a while, and finally settled on arrogance and disdain, he let out a cold snort, and turned his head away again past.

The meaning is very obvious - open the door?hehe!

Seeing this, Ashley narrowed her eyes dangerously.

Your Highness, the Second Duke of Asgard, I have already given you a chance!Since you refuse to resort to more refined means, you will have to—

"Peter! Take the door off for me!"

As soon as Ashley gave the order, she had the aura to reprimand Fang Qiu, but... once the order was issued, the scene of ten thousand generals not obeying did not appear.There is no general, and the only little partner, Peter, does not cooperate.

"Ah, Ashley—" Peter stuttered suddenly, "Really want to tear it down? Super expensive QAQ!"

Chaoying, the poorest in history, will inevitably bow to the power of money occasionally.

Ashley: "..." She really wanted to grab Peter's collar, shake it and growl, "Give me something!!!"

Taking a deep breath, Ashley resisted the urge to slap Peter on the head—in front of the big villain, you have to save face for your friends, right?What's more, there is the X-Men, the superhero organization next door ╮(╯▽╰)╭——Said with a blank face: "Demolition! Tony will not ask you to collect debts!"

Hearing the grinding of teeth in Ashley's tone, Peter shuddered, and immediately biubiubiu shot out a pile of sticky spider webs that stuck to the car door, pulled it, and slid to the car door with his right foot firmly on the car body to stabilize the whole car. Tai Chao ran, holding the spider silk with his left hand, and the door handle with his right hand, and suddenly exerted force, and staged a scene of tearing the car door with bare hands!

"Clap clap clap!!!"

Ashley raised her head following the sound, and found helplessly that the onlookers on the road had been evacuated just now, but the buildings on both sides of the road were full of people, watching enthusiastically.At this time, seeing the wonderful performance of Spider-Man, there was thunderous applause and whistles flying.

Ashley is unable to support her forehead, and my grandma doesn't even support her, so I just give in to you New Yorkers who are dying to watch!

"You——" Ashley waved to the onlookers upstairs, giving up another wave of evacuation, "Close the windows tightly while watching!"

"Ok!"

"Don't worry! My glass is super strong!"

"Okay, okay~ Whatever Miss Sister says is right~"

"Yo~ beauty, are you worried about me~? How about leaving a contact information~?"

"Hi, Miss, are you Xinchaoying? I don't think I've seen you before?"

"Spider-Man! Look here!" Then there was the continuous shooting of the SLR.

wipe!You guys had a lot of fun watching the show!Also know how to call Peter to turn around and take the opportunity to take pictures?

Let's go!Let me compare you with 666!

Ashley bowed her head decisively and shut up.

Looking back at the poor supercar whose doors had been removed, Ashley was surprised to find that Rocky was still sitting in the car, motionless as a mountain.

"Still coming down?" Ashley raised her eyebrows, not knowing what Loki was fighting for.Even if you want to struggle again, you have to get out of the car to have room to fight, right?

"What are you going to do!" Deeply feeling the maliciousness of the threat of Ashley's force value, Loki frowned, and simply smashed the jar, "Can I go down?! Can I move?!"

Ashley was at a loss, Er Gongju, what are you talking about?Are we really still in the same dimension?

"Don't pretend to be dazed! Didn't you guys do it?!" Loki became more and more angry as he spoke, spraying like a cannonball.

"Trap! This must be a trap! How could you come back so quickly when you went out to perform a mission! And you even brought a psychic to control me! It must have been designed! Treacherous! Cunning! It's too much!"

What is the minimum trust between people? !

(Ashley: →_→ Hehe! Are you human?)

Ashley & Peter: "..."

No, it's really just a coincidence... We just slipped out to go shopping with Qin after completing the first half of the mission...

It's really not that we are too treacherous, but that you are too unlucky...

But... Ashley and Peter looked at Qin in unison.

"Ah!" Qin smiled sheepishly and said, "He is indeed under my control! But...my control over his ability is not very precise, so...he may have to wait a while before he can move..."

Ashley & Peter: "..." Got it!Qin's ability is too powerful, and the sequelae caused by Loki!Hahaha!

Ashley tried her best to restrain herself, but she still couldn't help showing a schadenfreude smile, which caused Loki to snort again, and turned his head away to see nothing.

I haven't seen you for a long time, and the annoying little girl in Fulian is even more annoying! ! !

Since Loki won't be able to move for a while, Ashley temporarily gave up on getting him out.I always felt that if Peter dragged people directly, His Royal Highness Er Gongju might become so angry that he would explode on the spot!

Change your mind and save...

"Harry?!"

A gun suddenly appeared from behind the driver's seat and pressed against the back of Loki's head. Harry's weak voice sounded: "Don't move!"

The voice is false, but the attitude is super fierce.

"Harry?"

In a hurry, Peter squeezed Ashley away, picked up Loki and stuffed him into the passenger seat, knelt down on the driver's seat and stuffed his upper body into the car to look for Harry.

"How are you, are you okay?"

As he said that, Peter held Harry's wrist holding the gun with concern, wanting to check if he had suffered any injuries, but he didn't expect that Harry's fierce aura was all faking, and he was actually very weak.

Snapped! ! !

When Peter touched his wrist, Harry, who was already strong, softened his hand, and the gun fell out of his hand, and it couldn't have been more coincidental to hit his forehead!

Peter: "Harry! Harry, are you all right?"

Harry: "...it's okay..."

It's just... Harry pressed his head against the back of the driver's seat in frustration, why... he couldn't be handsome for three seconds!

Give me some face, five seconds is fine! ! !

It happened so fast that before Ashley and Qin could see it clearly, Peter and Harry agreed to ignore it.

Harry was trying to save face, Peter was... embarrassing.

Peter coughed dryly and said, "Cough! Harry, shall I help you down first? You don't look well now, shall we go back and give you a physical examination?"

Harry winked at Peter in agreement.He doesn't even dare to nod his head now, Loki doesn't know what kind of spell was used on him, his head is like a raw egg that has been put into a centrifuge, his dizziness is like a brain that has turned into a yolk egg, he is really not human Secretary!

With permission, Peter bowed and exited from the driver's seat, opened the rear door instead, and stretched out his hands to lift Harry, who was sitting limply on the carpet, out of the compartment, taking great care not to bump into Harry.

"Wait—" Harry patted Peter's arm and said, "Ashley, Athena is also in the car, remember to take her back."

Seeing Peter, who was hugged by the princess, and Harry, who naturally didn't mind, Ashley nodded dumbfounded, "Ah... yes..."

no!Harry, you are being hugged by the princess!Repeat the point, you are being hugged by your same-sex friend, the princess!

Still in the mood to care about others?

The psychological quality is really good!

No... wait...

"Why is Athena here?!" Ashley was shocked, don't tell her that there was an adventure of #主朋友友反做了，智慧猫养生救人#? !

"Kidnapped by Loki..." Harry also had black lines all over his face, unable to figure out Loki's brain circuit.

Ashley looked at Loki heartbroken, and said in a sad tone, "Loki! I never thought you would bully even a petite and weak kitten! The minimum gentlemanly demeanor!"

Rocky frowned, "What are you looking at! I have done so much work for you Stark Tower, what happened to taking away a favorite cat?!"

"You're taking it without asking..." Ashley suddenly felt something was wrong halfway through her words, "What did you just say?! You like Athena?!"

Loki: "Who likes that ugly, annoying cat!"

Friday: "Yes, miss. According to statistics, in Stark Tower, the person who teases Athena the most is Loki, the person who feeds Athena the most snacks is Loki, and the person who plays with Athena the longest It's Loki."

The air was suddenly quiet.

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Qin wiped the non-existent cold sweat on her forehead, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief—fortunately...fortunately...it is better for the big villain to fall in love with a cat across races than him to fall in love with the handsome Avengers!

written request for leave

Tomorrow, the author has something to go out, so I can only use the time on the road to code with my mobile phone. I am not sure whether I can code enough updates, so I will ask for a day off tomorrow. Please forgive me, little angels~ Bow!