[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

After the little disciple guarding the mountain gate finished yelling, Steve looked at Tony again, and he fell into the condemnation mode of parents looking at their own bear children-what did you do before?To make people feel like an enemy?

Tony rested his forehead and sighed, Ashley turned her head to gloat, but remembering to care about Tony's face, she didn't laugh directly.

Zhou Ge, on the other hand, is quite familiar with his master's style of doing things. After a little thought, he understood what was going on, and immediately sneered, "Tony, my master is treating you like a thief~"

"Thief?!!!" Steve was shocked, did Tony steal something from someone before?How can it be?What can't the money of the Stark family buy?

Zhou Ge squinted at Tony, and teased in a drawn out voice, "The flower picker who abducts underage girls—"

Ashley could still gloat and make fun of Tony about the content of the little apprentice's roar, but Zhou Ge's words made her a little upset, and she couldn't help but want to protect the man.

With a long face, Ashley put her hands on her hips and stared at Zhou Ge: "What are you talking about? What kind of flower picker? Why did Tony become a flower picker? Did he sneak into your room in the middle of the night, or did he treat you like this in broad daylight?" That's it?"

Zhou Ge:? ? ?

Tony's face started to turn a little blue. Although Tianxin is protecting himself so much, it makes people a little excited and sweet, but... If Zhou Ge must be used as an analogy, he would rather...

"Sweetheart—" Tony rubbed his forehead, desperately trying to prove his innocence, with a strong desire to survive, "I have nothing to do with Zhou Ge! Even if he kneels down and begs me, I'm not interested in entering his piggy den!"

Tony's words were resounding, with the deep-rooted dislike from Zhou Ge who lived in the same dormitory for many years—— Zhou Ge's living habits, if he hadn't been rich enough to hire a servant, he might have drowned himself in garbage!Whoever wants to enter his room will enter, anyway, I will absolutely never enter!

So, sweetheart, don't be so clear-headed, okay...?

As soon as Tony's words came out, Zhou Ge immediately frowned.

"I kneel down to ask you? Stop dreaming! Tony, don't put money on your face! You come into my room? I'm afraid you will blow up my room!"

I have lived in the same dormitory for several years, who doesn't know who!I remember exactly how many times your "cute and charming new world leading to the future" little experiment made us repair the dormitory!

Thinking of this, Zhou Ge exhaled heavily from his nose, and glared at Tony not to be outdone—at most, my dormitory was messy and untidy back then, but what you did was all things that could threaten personal safety !

Tony immediately rolled his eyes back—shut up, you!A small explosion can threaten your personal safety, does your master know that you are so weak?

Zhou Ge started to grind his teeth...

Tony's hand is already on the edge of the sleeve...

Seeing that a big scene of a close friend's quarrel was about to be staged, Steve closed his eyes in pain, and then coughed dryly and said, "Shut up! Someone is here!"

someone is coming?

The quarrelsome and onlookers were stunned for a moment, and immediately shifted their gazes to the mountain gate. A Taoist priest with long robes and white beards was standing in front of the mountain gate, looking at them expressionlessly.

"Brother~~~~~~~"

Ashley screamed in surprise, she didn't care about her boyfriend or watching a movie, she ran up the bluestone steps in three steps and two steps, and threw herself directly into the arms of the Qing channel leader who had already prepared.

"Ouch~ Dandan~ Miss you brother? How are you doing in New York? Western food is not as good as our Chinese cuisine, so I'm used to eating there? Why do I think you're skinny..." He caught the fly and rushed The little junior sister who came here, of course, the original fairy-tale posture of the head of the Qing channel suddenly disappeared. After looking at Ashley up and down, she began to ask her how she was doing in New York, with a kind smile on her face. It can't be covered, and it is no different from the elderly who worry about their children in ordinary people's homes.

"I had a good time in New York~ I didn't eat Western food, Jarvis deliberately learned Chinese recipes~ Oh yes, Jarvis is Tony's artificial intelligence butler, super powerful! Brother, don't always ask me, you What about it? How are you doing on the mountain? Haven’t you been down the mountain recently?”

Hearing the word "Tony" in Ashley's mouth, Qing Chanchang's smile froze for a moment, then recovered quickly, patted Ashley on the head, and said with emotion: "Grow up——I will take you When I brought it back to the mountain, it was still a baby in my swaddling baby, like a dumpling, and I was worried about hurting you when I held it delicately in my hand. In a blink of an eye, I have boyfriends!"

Tony, who came up behind Ashley, paused imperceptibly. On the surface, what the brother said seemed to be emotional, but why did it seem that there was something in it?

As soon as the head of the Qing channel mentioned her boyfriend, Ashley remembered something, hugged his arm, and asked coquettishly: "Senior brother, what happened to the little disciple and grandson in front of the mountain gate just now? Brother, do you have any objections to Tony?"

The smile of the head of the Qing channel froze again, and he cried out secretly in his heart: that little disciple is the first disciple of the eight disciples. When I heard my complaints about Dan Dana's foreign boyfriend, I remembered it.Don't say it after remembering it, but yelled it directly in front of Dandan, which is very embarrassing...

"No, no, nothing! That child misunderstood! It's windy here at the mountain gate, let's go in quickly!" The little disciple and grandson temporarily help the master to carry the blame, so let's treat it as filial piety to the master!

With a strong desire to survive, the head of the Qing channel immediately changed the topic, turned around and led Ashley into the mountain gate, and did not forget to turn his head at an angle that Ashley could not see, and glared at Tony.

Tony: "..."

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"sit down."

In the living room of the main courtyard of the Shangqing Temple, the head of the Qing channel asked Tony and Steve to sit down, and then drove Zhou Ge to make tea with his eyes. No matter how you look at it, it is true that it is not pleasing to the eye, but there is absolutely no mistake in etiquette.After all... Girls are extroverted... I'm a little bit cautious when I think about it _(:з」∠)_.

After sitting down, the director of the Qing channel did not exchange many greetings, and asked straight to the point: "The main reason for coming back this time is because of Mr. Stark's poison, isn't it?"

Tony's brows moved slightly, and he said the purpose of their coming. I don't know if the elder brother, like Zhou Ge, could see that he was poisoned with the naked eye, and then guessed it, or...Zhou Ge told him in advance?

In fact, it was Zhou Ge who had made a small report to his master in advance.Zhou Ge's skills in judging the situation are absolutely at the full level when it comes to the little uncle's affairs, and he never hesitates when it's time to collude with Ashley, and he never hesitates when it's time to make a small report to his master!In short, he has been wandering on the road of both sides all year round, but he is always the unlucky one ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Speaking of Tony's poison, Ashley became worried, nodded to her senior brother, and said, "Tony is poisoned by heavy metal, the heavy metal palladium. There is no safe solution for the time being by means of technology, so I want to use supernatural Try the method. Speaking of—"

Ashley paused, as if thinking of something fun, she smiled a little.

"—Our Taoist alchemy technique has been passed down for many years, and there will always be one or two alchemy masters from generation to generation who love to make trouble. Under their endless 'death', The art of detoxification has also been forced to advance by leaps and bounds. So I think, there should be no metal toxins that can hinder our Huaxia Alchemist, right?"

For the carefulness that Ashley tried so hard to tout, the director of the channel saw it clearly, and felt a little bit sour in his heart-the little junior sister has grown up, and she knows how to be a man, playing tricks with her senior brother...

However, as a parent, when will you be able to beat your child?Besides, the gringo is not pleasing to the eye, even if it is for the physical and mental happiness of the little junior sister, I have to relieve him of the poison!Besides, if he doesn't detoxify, if he doesn't support himself and is really finished, the fact that his boyfriend ascended to heaven after a short period of love will leave a psychological shadow on the little junior sister!

So, solve it!

The villain in Qing Channel Chief’s heart has jumped into the vinegar vat, but on the surface he still looks kind and kind, Wen Sheng said to his little junior sister: “Dandan, your idea is reasonable, but we Shang Qingzong doesn’t practice No one is good at alchemy in alchemy. I have to contact a few old friends and ask them if they have time to come up the mountain. So, you and Zhou Ge, take Mr. Stark and his companions to settle down first. okay?"

What the senior brother said was true, and after the long-distance flight was ambushed by Hydra, Ashley really felt a little tired, so she nodded and agreed to Qing Qu's proposal.

"By the way, there is one more thing that I forgot to mention just now."

The head of the Qing channel called to stop the four people who had already walked to the door, "I heard that you overturned a terrorist base in the United States a few days ago? And Dandan also got involved?"

Ashley: Σ(っ°Д°;)how did brother know? !

The head of the clearing channel glanced at Ashley and the four of them one by one, "This matter—after the poison is detoxified, let's talk about it, how about it?"

Not much!

Although Ashley really wanted to say this, but under the familiar stern eyes that she would see on her senior brother after every incident, she finally swallowed those three months back, pretending she didn't hear anything, la Get on Tony and Steve and just run away.

Only the head of the Qing channel was left sitting in the living room alone, shaking his head dumbfounded, then fumbled in his sleeve and took out his mobile phone.

I haven't seen you in a few months, and the skill of oiling the soles of my junior sister's feet is not unfamiliar!Forget it, let's talk to a few old friends first, and see what they think about that... palladium poisoning, is there any way to do it!

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Shangqing Mountain is very big, you can know it by looking at the top of the mountain soaring into the clouds regardless of its radius.

Moreover, Shangqing Mountain is still a rare place of geomantic omen, so more than 20 generations ago, it was surrounded by the enchantment of Shangqingzong and became a place outside the world.Therefore, although Shangqingshan is a large place, there are very few people living here, only the people of Shangqingzong.

In the era of scientific materialism in the 21st century, there are even fewer people in the Shang Qing sect. The current head of the Qing channel is only him and Ashley, and Ashley is the acting teacher of Qing Qu. She was raised by an apprentice and single-handedly. She is said to be a junior junior sister, but in fact she is almost the same as a daughter.

Zhou Ge's generation has a lot of people. There are eight senior brothers in total, but only the third, fourth and eighth children often stay on the mountain.For the next generation, only the third, fifth, sixth and eighth disciples were accepted, and the one who guarded the mountain gate before was the first disciple of the eighth, the disciple and grandchild of Ashley.

Calculated, no matter whether they are permanent residents or not, the total population of Shangqingzong is only 14, which is more than enough to live on this huge Shangqing Mountain, so the distance between courtyards is often a long distance on foot.

Ashley's yard is about ten minutes away from the main yard with a long clear channel.Along the way, Zhou Ge acted as a tour guide to lead the way for Tony and Steve, and by the way, introduced them to some situations on the mountain. Tony and Steve just watched the scenery and listened, quite dazzled.Only Ashley has been in a state of fugue...

"Ah!" Ashley exclaimed suddenly, "I know!"

The eyes of Tony, Steve and Zhou Ge all fell on her: You know?Know what?

Ashley's eyes sparkled, and she said with the excitement of discovering the truth: "Don't look at my senior brother who is unshaven and looks old..."

(Senior Brother: What an unshaven beard! I am a beautiful beard! Do you know that Guan Yu, Marquis of Wu, is known as the bearded man! My beard is exactly the same as his! The uneducated brat is really scary... What's even more frightening is that this brat belongs to me... )

Tony: Sweetheart, does your brother know that you are complaining about him behind his back...

"...Actually, people are very up-to-date with the trend. You can slip away on Weibo! Otherwise, how can you think there is an Internet on this mountain? Shangqing Mountain is surrounded by enchantments. It is super complicated to connect to the Internet. Ordinary equipment can access it. Yes, it either fails directly or becomes disordered, in short, it must be specially modified before it can be used! Over the years, the Special Affairs Bureau has made a lot of money by modifying electronic equipment and laying networks for various special territories!

cough!Off topic.In short, I can't get it by crying and shouting to connect to the mountain..."

Having said that, Ashley glanced back at the direction of the senior's yard, curled her lips before continuing, "It's because the senior brother wants to check Weibo that the Internet is only available on the mountain."

"So, sweetheart, what did you find out?" Tony asked carefully, Ashley muttered a long list, but apart from complaining about her senior brother, he didn't hear anything exciting at all.

Steve nodded sympathetically.

Ashley is discouraged. After talking so much, you can't use your association ability to reason?

"Hey! Let's make an analogy~ Brother likes to use Weibo, and he might also use Twitter that is similar to Weibo. Therefore, the matter of dismantling the Hydra base is most likely from Twitter. have witnessed!"

"Oh~ I'm so smart!" Ashley gave herself a compliment.

Seeing Ashley's narcissistic appearance, a smile flashed in Tony's eyes, he patted her on the head dotingly, and said, "Of course, sweetheart has always been smart~"

"I didn't expect Ashley's senior brother to be able to learn English so well at such an old age. It seems that I have to work harder to learn Chinese. It just happens to be in China recently, and there is no better time to learn."

As the saying goes, the benevolent sees the benevolent and the wise sees wisdom. Ashley said that her senior brother brushed Weibo and thought with Steve's moral benchmark and veteran cadre thinking mode, and she must be able to make up an inspirational paragraph of #为您单留学姐妹必威给录，古兄独学英语# stories, but facts—

Ashley and Zhou Ge looked at each other speechlessly.

After struggling for a while, Ashley still reminded Steve with twitching corners of her mouth, "Steve, you're overthinking... Brother, he can't even read all 26 letters. He must not know which one to use when he checks Twitter." The unlucky descendant went to act as an interpreter..."

Steve: "..."

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Little Disciple: Who can understand my pain?Ever since my little teacher and uncle went abroad, I haven’t deducted too much points in the English test in my school_(:з」∠)_……

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Accidentally injured my finger, the little finger of the left hand and the middle finger of the right hand had to be attached to the Band-Aid QAQ

It hurts to type with my fingers up, and I finally finished this chapter before eight o'clock!