[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Twice in one month, the carpet in the top living room of the Stark Tower was stained!

Staring at the robber old E lying on the carpet with a bruised nose and a swollen face covered in dust, who was knocked out by the captain and called by his sweetheart, Tony exhaled from his nose in displeasure. Buy an identical rug, and unknowingly replace Ashley's favorite rug with a new one!

On the other side, the three of Ashley were giving thumbs up to Steve, who really reliably got the robber Ashley wanted into Stark Tower without anyone noticing.

"sweetheart--"

Tony, who just looked away from the carpet, saw this scene, and immediately stretched his voice, and said slowly: "——Why do you think that he is alone...Of course, I don't deny that the great American Captain His fighting power is quite powerful, but what is even more undeniable is that in a highly technological modern society, there are many things he neither understands nor can do, such as stuffing a wanted criminal into my Stark Tower."

Simple translation——Tony: I also deserve the credit for bringing this robber back quietly!You can't just give Steve a thumbs up!

Ashley felt that today's Tony was a bit cute and arrogant, and immediately took practical actions to give him a cheek.

Tony turned from cloudy to sunny in an instant, and tried to seduce Ashley with his eyes, and made a symmetrical smack on the other cheek.

However, Ashley ran away after flirting and immediately changed the subject.

"Tony, can you tell me how you got this guy here without anyone knowing?"

To deal with Tsundere, we must smooth the hair.For example, let Tsundere Tony personally tell how they overcame many obstacles to steal people back, and then follow him with praises, which will naturally make people smile.

According to Ashley, the plan was perfect!

"It's actually very simple." Tony shrugged casually.

"It's not a powerful enemy. It's just a robber who frightens his legs when he sees the captain. The captain only needs to pretend to be negligent and let the person go, then go after him, and then block him in a place where there are no people or surveillance. , Just knock it out."

Tony very naturally took Steve's part and explained it, carefully not giving him any room for development.

Steve shook his head amusedly, and simply poured himself a glass of plain water—the captain, who came out of the hail of bullets, still retained many of the habits of the soldier period, such as not drinking any alcoholic beverages unless necessary— He walked to the side and sat down on the sofa, intending to listen to Tony's storytelling with the three children with great interest.

"And while the captain was doing it, I had already asked Jarvis to send an unremarkable pickup truck over there. The captain only needed to knock people unconscious and stuff them into the truck, and the rest would get them back to Stark. For the building, Jarvis can handle it by himself."

"In the end, the captain pretended not to catch up with anyone because he was not familiar with the terrain, and returned to the restaurant to pick you up. This guy—"

Tony pointed to the robber, still unconscious on the carpet.

"—The records in the police have become fugitives and missing. That's it, a simple but rigorous plan."

Ashley's heart was slightly shaken, Tony's plan was really simple but it wouldn't show any flaws, it was much better than those messy and fancy plans she thought of.Sure enough... the gap between experience and experience_(:з)∠)_...

"If it wasn't for the captain's mediocre acting skills, it could actually be more perfect." After telling the whole story, Tony didn't forget to diss Steve again at the end to set off his tall and magnificent image.

Ashley: =_= Of course, it would be more perfect if Tony's attitude was not so narcissistic.

"By the way. Before I came back, in the dining room, I seemed to hear you say, Peter also has something to say?" Steve interrupted suddenly, and the conversation between the three of Ashley benefited from quadruple hearing. He just returned to the restaurant at that time and heard a few words vaguely.

"Uh..." Peter looked at Tony and then at Steve, hesitating whether to follow the male god's instructions and tell his little secret.

Seeing that Peter was about to tie a knot, Tony laughed lightly, got up and patted Steve on the shoulder, and teased without malice: "Captain, the generation gap between you and the young people is still a bit big!"

Steve's blank face, as a [-]-year-old veteran, Tony's father's figure—to focus, Howard Stark was a representative figure of late marriage and late childbearing, and the generation gap between him and young people can be found with closed eyes.But the question is... Which is the generation gap this time?

"Young man..."

Tony tapped Ashley, Peter, and Harry with his fingers.

"...It is inevitable that there will be some little secrets, and they only exist among them, and they don't want to tell us the old people's secrets."

"S..." Peter hurried to explain.

"Okay! You young people's little secret, tell it yourself!" Tony waved his hand indifferently, "Captain, let's wake this guy up and see if we can pry something out of his mouth?"

With that said, Tony led the way, Steve followed with the unconscious robber, and the two quickly disappeared outside the living room door.

"Harry—did I hear correctly just now?" Ashley scratched her ears in disbelief.

"No." Harry also noticed the change in Tony's attitude towards the captain.

"It's reasonable, although I think it's great. But, who can tell me, since when did 'Mr. Rogers' in Tony's mouth become 'Captain'?"

"Miss," Jarvis's voice appeared at the right time, "since the captain has been so good-tempered, helping Mr. to track down the hopeless potion, and killing a wave of raiders by the way."

Ashley: =_= Very good, it seems that the captain's re-employment career is very happy...

……

"Since I was bitten by a spider in the museum last time, I feel that I have become a little... different from usual..."

"Jarvis!" Ashley stood up abruptly, "Give Peter a full body check!"

"Ashley, don't do it, I'm fine!" Peter hurriedly grabbed Ashley.

Four disapproving gazes fell on Peter at the same time, causing him to tremble uncontrollably, and said weakly: "Really... I'm fine... It's just that I feel that my strength has improved, my eyesight has improved, and my hearing has improved. It's a little sharper, and the movements are also a lot more agile, such as being able to see clearly whether bullets can be blocked, that's all..."

"That's all?!!!" Harry repeated in disbelief, and after finally digesting the huge amount of information, he raised his voice an octave uncontrollably and shouted: "You call these "just"?!!!"

"...Then, what should that be called?" Peter was a little cowardly yelled at by Harry.

"Wait!" Ashley inserted her hand between the two teenagers' faces that were about to be pressed together, "Harry, if you've finished expressing your shock, can you allow me to temporarily bring the point back?"

"And, don't get so close, I'm not interested in watching the live version of the two men, thank you!"

Harry and Peter were taken aback at the same time, and they separated abruptly like frightened groundhogs.

Harry's expression seemed to be covered in a pan.As for Peter's complexion, he could almost be regarded as a close relative of a crab. Of course, it was the cooked crab.

"Ah, Ashley, it was an accident!"

"Yeah, I know, accident—" Ashley said "no, I don't want to hear your explanation", "So, I summed up the meaning of what you said just now, that is, you are being bitten by a spider After the death, the body has mutated?"

"And it's a benign mutation." Ashley added.

Peter scratched his head, and said not very confidently: "Should...should it be?"

You don't even know whether your body has mutated, Peter, you really have a big heart!Ashley rolled her eyes and asked, "Are there any other changes?"

"Yes..." Peter thought for a while and said, "I don't know how to describe it, so let me show you directly!"

Before Peter's words landed, Ashley's eyes were blank, Peter...

"Where's Peter?" Ashley turned to Harry and asked, feeling very dazed. She felt as if she had seen teleportation?Peter's mutation comes with special skills? ?I'm so envious!I think I have been practicing since I was born, and I am still far away from being able to learn teleportation QAQ!

"Yeah... Where's Peter?" Harry's face went blank, feeling like he might need a dozen glasses.If it is said that Peter's physique has mutated to be more powerful, and he is still on the science channel, but suddenly disappearing... has he already entered the magic channel?

"Ashley, Harry, I'm here."

Peter's voice came from above, Ashley and Harry looked up together, and saw a... um... Peter hanging upside down from the roof.

It seems inaccurate to say that it is upside down. Peter's palms and feet are firmly attached to the roof as if they were coated with strong adhesive. With his head down, he naturally showed them a shy smile in his photo.The space in the living room seems to be cut in half. In the lower half of the space, everything is as usual, while the gravity of the upper half of the space is reversed by 180 degrees.

"That's, that's it. I can climb onto the wall without falling! And I think, even the outer wall of Stark Tower, I can climb!" Peter excitedly showed a new toy to his friends. child.

"You don't have to think about it, Tony will never allow himself to make headlines with the news of #呼凯! Stark Group employing child labor for aerial work#." Ashley looked blank.

Peter bowed his head, "Okay..." Then he secretly decided, then take the time to try the Hammer Industry headquarters building that is at odds with Mr. Stark!Might as well get Hammer headlines for child labor!

Finding that this chatting posture seemed to be unfriendly to the cervical spine of the two friends, Peter jumped down from their extremely dilated pupils, and landed lightly and soundlessly on the floor.

Seeing Peter's movements, Harry realized that he probably missed something just now, "Peter, did you jump up like this just now?"

"Yes Yes."

"Not teleportation?" Ashley interjected.

"I think..." Under the scorching eyes of his little friend, Peter moved his Adam's apple nervously, showing envy, "...I don't seem to be able to mutate any magic skills."

Do not open Mori_(:з)∠)_...

"OK, now that this question has been solved, let's move on to the next question." Ashley resolutely skipped this topic that made everyone sad.

"Your mutation was caused by being bitten by a spider in the museum?"

"Emmm...I'm not sure, but the change did appear after that. Apart from being bitten by a spider, nothing special happened, unless Aunt May's newly learned recipe can cause mutations."

Peter's words made Ashley and Harry change color slightly, Aunt May's new recipe...is simply an unbearable pain in life o(╥﹏╥)o

Peter felt sorry for him, "It's reasonable to say that if it's unpalatable, it's unpalatable, but I don't think it will cause mutations. After all, I'm not the only one who eats it. So, I think it's the spider's problem."

"However, I checked a lot of information. It seems that there has never been a mutant related to spiders in the history of the United States, and there are no related legends. Ashley, do you have any similar legends related to spiders in China? , What special abilities do they have? Give me a reference?"

"Spider..." Ashley pondered for a while, then nodded and said, "There are indeed spider spirits in Chinese myths and legends..."

"Then what supernatural powers do they have?" After hearing the answer he was looking forward to, Peter immediately asked the next question excitedly, pronouncing the two Chinese syllables of "supernatural power" with great effort, obviously he has done a lot of homework recently.

"Well..." Ashley's expression became a little indescribable, "...I recalled it, probably because of her beauty and love for cannibalism?"

After speaking, Ashley immediately covered her face, refusing to look at the WTF expressions of the other two.

Hearing this, Harry immediately got up without saying a word, and got up three steps away from Peter very gracefully but extremely quickly.

Peter: ...

"No..." Peter was shocked, "...Harry, why are you running?"

"Cannibalism." Harry said succinctly, "Tomorrow's lunch, you can try medium-rare steak or medium-rare steak, which one do you prefer?"

Peter: "..."

……

At the same time, in Tony No. 3 workshop.

Steve, who was wandering around blindly, suddenly saw a familiar pattern!

"Tony!" Steve's pupils constricted and his voice trembled, "What is this!"

"What is what?" Tony turned around, his face full of confusion.

"This, where did you get it?" Steve pointed to a metal badge on the workbench.

Seeing the dignified look on Steve's face, it was rare for Tony not to slack off, but quickly walked over to take a look at what Steve was pointing at.

"Captain, are you talking about this cult badge? It was discovered in the base where the desperate potion experiment was conducted. Sweetheart said it might be a cult badge. Captain, do you know it?"

"what?"

"Sweetheart said, this badge bears signs of a less-than-decent faith-bonding."

Faced with Steve's blank face, Tony had to popularize to him the basic knowledge about the power of faith, about practicing through it, and becoming a god.

Evil... teach...

Steve was silent, thinking about the scene where the Hydra members collectively yelled "HailHydra", he suddenly felt that Ashley's words... are quite vivid?

"This is the symbol of Hydra." Finally, Steve said succinctly.

"Hydra... I seem to have heard of it somewhere..." Tony held his chin, "Jarvis."

"Sir, in the documents left by the old Mr. Howard, we found the Hydra-related content." Jarvis projected the documents in front of Tony.

IQ is top-notch, and after flipping through all the information quickly, Tony cursed "Shit!", then raised his head, and said solemnly to Steve:

"Captain, I'm afraid we're in big trouble!"

……

In view of the fact that some of the abilities of Huaxia's specialty spider spirits are too outrageous, Peter regrettably gave up the idea of ​​drawing inspiration from them to strengthen his own abilities.

And Harry's proposal for steak was also frantically spurned by Peter.

"Don't be kidding, Harry! I obviously like medium rare! I have no interest in medium rare, and even if I was mutated by spider bites, you can't just fire me out , and trying to spoil my appetite with bad food! I'm still growing!"

However, not to mention examining Peter, studying his abilities, helping him train and adapt, etc., the most important problem Peter faces now is——

Leeds dance.

"Suits..." Ashley carried a list and checked them one by one.

Harry: "I'll take care of it, I know Peter's size."

"Styling, I asked Tony's stylist..."

Harry: "Let's use mine. I think...cough! Mr. Stark's stylist may not be suitable for styling middle school students..."

"Then there's...Peter!"

"Yes!" Seeing the two little friends busy around for being invited to the dance, but unable to get in the way, Peter, who could only sit obediently and dazed by the side, hurriedly straightened his back and replied nervously.

"Can you dance?"

"meeting?"

Ashley: "..." What the hell is your question mark!

"What kind?"

"Waltz?"

"...OK, I don't know anything, I need to teach you how to dance within three days."

Peter: "..."

"Know how to coax girls... Forget it!" Ashley gave up asking, and instead took out a thick stack of A4 papers from her schoolbag, and stuffed them to Peter, "Here! I'll ask Tony to write the [-] tricks to seduce a girl at a prom, go back and have a good time." Research and study!"

Harry: →_→ Asking my boyfriend to write this kind of thing, it's the first time I realize how big Ashley's heart is __________.

Tremblingly holding the stack of paper that Ashley gave him—this is Mr. Stark’s manuscript, even if it was sorted by Jarvis and not written by Mr. Stark himself, even if it is not serious, it is still Stark Mr. Ke's manuscript!Rebuttal not accepted! ——Peter felt that happiness was about to bubble.

However, seeing how the little friends turned around, Peter asked weakly: "Is...is it necessary to be so solemn?" This is a small dance among students, and it is not a particularly formal occasion. Like on TV?Look at Mr. Stark, even at the development conference, he still eats beef burgers!

"Of course!"

Ashley and Harry spoke in unison.

"It has nothing to do with the occasion! It has nothing to do with the person who invited you!" They said in unison again.

"Okay...Okay." Peter shrank his neck and said cowardly.

Three days passed in a flash.

On the day of the Leeds Prom, the exclusive stylist of Young Master Osborne, under the meticulous stares of Ashley and Harry, carefully made Peter into a sparkling appearance.

"Oh~~~" Ashley circled around Peter, "Not bad! Let me tell you that my eyesight is right, Peter, you are very handsome!"

"Thank...thank you?" Peter said hesitantly.

Ashley knelt down in frustration, put her head in her hands and wailed: "Peter—what about the information I gave you? Where's your smart brain? You've learned a hundred tricks to seduce a girl, and you've learned this look?"

Peter: QAQ!

"Ashley, time is running out, we have to go." Although Harry agreed with Ashley's point of view very much, and wanted to give Peter an emergency training.But being late is more likely to leave a bad impression than not being able to please girls.

An hour later, the three of Ashley arrived at Liz's house. The cool car Ashley specially picked out of Tony's garage attracted a lot of envious eyes.

In order to help Peter chase the goddess, Ashley and Harry have broken their hearts ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

"Hi~ Liz!"

"Hi~Peter~" Liz couldn't hide his appreciation in his eyes, "You are really...I mean, Peter, you are even more handsome today than usual."

"Liz, you too..."

The two chatted gradually, and Liz naturally took Peter's arms, and the two walked into the dance floor together.

Ashley poked Harry next to him, "Do you feel like a pig that has been raised so hard by your own family, and finally learned how to shove someone else's cabbage?"

Harry: ? ? ?

"Oh, there is a saying in China that generally describes a boy chasing a girl as a pig chasing a cabbage." Ashley explained.

"That Peter, at least, is a handsome pig."

"I agree with this. Neither you nor Peter is ugly. Of course, Tony is the most handsome and beautiful~︿(￣︶￣)︿"

Caught off guard and being stuffed with dog food, Harry didn't care about what the hell it is to combine the most handsome and the most beautiful, so he changed the subject with a wooden face: "Are you interested in doing two laps?"

Harry pointed to couples of boys and girls on the dance floor.

Ashley shook her head resolutely, "I've had enough of participating in these with Tony. If you beat him to death, you won't jump."

Harry nodded with sympathy. As a nerd-oriented academic master, he actually didn't like the social occasions that the heirs of the Osborne Group had to attend.

Dancing is worse than experimenting :)

"Then - let's get some food and sit outside in the garden?" Harry suggested, "And when the appointed time comes, I'll take you back to Stark Tower?"

Ashley nodded, "But you should take me back to Marbury's villa, Tony and I agreed to spend the weekend there."

Harry: Caught off guard, another mouthful of dog food!

……

The ball in Leeds was quite successful, and Peter also "hooked up" the goddess smoothly.

However, everything is conserved.In other words, when you are lucky in a certain area, please be vigilant, maybe bad luck is coming soon.

Feeling the irritating smell from the tip of her nose, Ashley's last thought before passing out was - MMP!I am allergic to ether!

The author has something to say:

Facts have proved that the number of words to update has nothing to do with the busyness of the work, but only depends on whether you can control your claws_(:з」∠)_

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small theater

Harry: Is that spider still alive?Excuse me, give me a bite, thank you!

Spider Cake: Why are you looking for me!They took pictures of me as a spider pie and still don't let it go?But shut up you!

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Harry: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, well-done steak, Peter, which do you prefer?

Peter shook his head.

Harry: Whole life?Don't even think about it!

Peter: (grinning) No Harry, I like you better!