[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Tony has had some new sweet worries lately.

The source is his dear girlfriend Ashley.

The specific manifestation is that there are suddenly a lot of Chinese dishes or soups on the dining table on the top floor of the Stark Building. Ashley makes it by herself, serves it on the table, and stares at Tony... eat up...

For the first two steps, Tony felt infinitely sweet, and tried to squeeze into the kitchen several times to help Ashley and talk about love, but the third step... Tony began to feel the sweetness of love. Smells of trouble.

After all, Tony is a great Iron Man, not a great Iron Pig, so he must eat up all of this request... Tony looked down at his belly sadly, his waistline is known to grow _(:з)∠)_.

And when Jarvis "intimately" told him the names and effects of those Chinese dishes... Tony's face turned green!

Bitter melon scrambled eggs, clearing heat and rejuvenating skin can also lower blood sugar!

Stewed beef brisket with radish nourishes the spleen and stomach, promotes fat metabolism, and is said to be anti-cancer!

Fish head tofu soup, invigorating the spleen and removing dampness, promoting blood circulation and dredging collaterals, and can also produce milk =_=

Stewed lamb chops with angelica, reduce swelling and relieve pain, laxative, promote blood circulation and regulate menstruation...etc!Ashley, why are you giving me this? !

In short, they are all health-preserving dishes. After being fed Huaxia’s health-preserving vegetables in different ways for three days by Ashley, Tony finally discovered this sad thing, and stood in front of the mirror——

Sweetheart, this is... Do you think I need to maintain my health?

Do you think I am old?

No way?Although I'm a lot older than Sweetheart, I'm still far away from the grade of a man with a flower!

Sweetheart, mature men are more attractive...

Maybe it's because I haven't shaved in the past few days, so I look old?

Is it time to add a batch of young people's clothes to the wardrobe, such as denim T-shirts?

"gentlemen--"

Tony "scratched his head and posed" in front of the mirror for a long time, from rubbing his face to touching the stubble, to bending his arms to check the biceps, and lifting his shirt to measure the thickness of the fat on his belly...Jarvis finally couldn't stand it anymore interrupted loudly.

Sir's little belly, don't want to see :)

"—Maybe Miss Ashley doesn't dislike your age as you think."

Putting down his shirt to cover his belly as if nothing had happened, Tony asked, "Jarvis, do you have any suggestions?"

"Perhaps, Miss Ashley is simply concerned about your health."

"reason?"

"A few days ago, Miss Ashley came into your studio and took a sample of your vegetable juice and put it in a freezer."

"What?"

"I think Miss Ashley should have tested the vegetable juice you drank, and then mistakenly thought that you were taking health care."

"Shit!"

"However, it's not quite accurate to say 'misunderstood'. You drink vegetable juice, it is indeed to survive..."

Tony couldn't support his forehead, and interrupted Jarvis' nagging, "Old Jia! Why didn't you stop Sweetheart? Or, at least, you should tell me in time!"

"Sir, Miss Ashley's authority is second only to yours, and at that time she said to me 'Jarvis, don't tell Tony for now'."

"..."

"Old Jia... I think, you understand the word 'flexible', right?" Tony felt that his artificial intelligence seemed a little too lively (fu) lively (hei) recently.

"Of course, sir." Jarvis threw out another gun calmly, "Speaking of which, I remembered another thing."

"Say?" Tony felt intuitively that what Jarvis was going to say would definitely not be a good thing.

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that on the day Miss Hansen came to visit, I was accidentally tricked by the lady and succeeded."

"...Jarvis, when I added the Huaxia language module to you last month, did I accidentally add some strange code into it?"

"Sir, I just checked myself yesterday, and everything is normal."

"Then why do you have the face to say the word 'just' after being clichéd?"

"Sir, let me remind you that as an artificial intelligence, I only have code, but no face."

"..."

Being choked by his own artificial intelligence and having nothing to say is really sour. Tony rubbed his forehead in pain and asked, "Jarvis, tell me the truth, how much does sweetheart know?"

"Okay, sir. As far as I know, Miss Ashley already knows that you have something to hide from her. It seems to have something to do with the vegetable juice you drank. In addition, I also know that Miss Hansen is your old friend. The emotional kind..."

"Stop, stop!" Tony interrupted his black history just in time.

"In short, I think it's not too far before Miss Ashley discovers the truth. Sir, it's better for you to think about how to explain it. After all, I don't have a functional module to coax girls with sweet words. I can't help you with this kind of problem."

Tony was sure there must be something weird in Jarvis's code!

……

Not to mention how Tony planned to check Jarvis's code, Midtown High School just arrived at lunch break time, Ashley, Peter, and Harry each held their lunch boxes, found a banyan tree with a crown as big as a canopy, and sat down. into the shade.

There was no Huaxia cuisine in the canteen of Midtown High School, and there were no Huaxia restaurants nearby. Ashley always brought her own lunch, and within a few days, Peter and Harry simply followed Ashley's example and brought their own lunch.

Of course, Peter relies on Aunt May for lunch, and Harry, his family has a chef ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

"Ashley, how are you and Mr. Stark doing?" Peter, Tony's little fanboy, can't talk about him every day, especially Tony, who lives in Stark Tower among his friends. girlfriend.

"Is it okay?" Ashley looked up and thought for a while, and added: "But the lettuce I ate for him recently seems to be a bit too much. Jarvis said that his waistline has grown by one centimeter."

Peter: ミД彡

"By the way, have you decided where to go for this weekend's group practice?" Harry decisively changed the subject to prevent Ashley from continuing to destroy Peter's image of a male god.

Why!There is a little friend who crazily worships a certain male god, and a little friend who disses him every day, I am really tired_(:з)∠)_!

"I asked Tony, and he suggested we go to the New York Museum of Natural History, and asked if he would book it for us..."

Harry: "Pfft! Cough cough!"

Peter: "Wow!"

"...Do you also think that Tony's words are full of the sour smell of money?" Ashley was speechless.

"Mr. Stark is so kind to you!" Iron Man fanboy, Mr. Peter Parker didn't intend to agree with his little friend.

Harry: "..."

Ashley: "..."

"Peter—don't you think it's inappropriate to do that?" Harry carefully questioned Peter's three views.

"Inappropriate? It's a little bit, but that's Mr. Stark! Such a great Iron Man, there must be a valid reason for doing that!"

"Peter—" Ashley curled her lips, "What misunderstanding do you have about Tony? Even if he is your male god, the fan filter doesn't have to be so thick, okay? Tony is obviously an arrogant old bastard."

Peter was dumbfounded, for a moment he didn't know whether to refute "old" or "bastard".

"Ashley...how can you say that about Mr. Stark..." Peter retorted weakly.

"Then let me give you an example. Do you know that Tony is never willing to take things directly from others?"

"Maybe... just... for safety?"

Safety bastard!He is arrogant!

Ashley rolled her eyes speechlessly.

"Cough! I say—"

Harry interjected in time, although he quite agreed with Ashley - even if he had only met Mr. Stark a few times at various banquets, he could tell that he was a successful upper-class man full of arrogance. People - but Peter's little heart has to be taken care of.

"——Our group practice is scheduled for Saturday, how about going to the New York Museum of Natural History?"

"Of course! It's absolutely right to listen to Mr. Stark's advice!" This is the crazy fanboy Peter.

"Yes, but the act of chartering must be resolutely stopped." This is the sensible Ashley.

"Okay - I'll prepare the tickets in advance." This is the tired Harry _(:з)∠)_ who is still trying to smooth things over.

……

Saturday morning.

"Jarvis, Tony still didn't come back last night?" Ashley asked worriedly before going out to participate in group practice activities with the backpack prepared by Jarvis (commanding the robot).

This is the third day that Tony has been out at night.

It is not appropriate to say that he will not return home at night. To be precise, Tony has not returned to Stark Tower for three days and three nights.

Ashley wasn't worried about Tony going to spend time and drink with girls again, but what she was worried about was whether Mr. Iron Man, who had a sense of justice to a certain extent, was going to make trouble again or be in danger altogether?

"Jarvis, just tell the truth, I don't want to see Tony's news directly from the newspaper or TV one day." Ashley tried to persuade Jarvis for the one hundred and zeroth time.

"Miss, sir is just out on business, he is safe, don't worry." Jarvis replied for the hundred and zeroth time.

I always feel that Jarvis has been a little dull these two days...

"Jarvis, your body is with Tony, and what remains in Stark Tower is only a part of the code, isn't it?" Ashley had a flash of inspiration.

"Yes, ma'am."

"Then I can feel a little more at ease..." Seeing that the hour hand was not far from the time agreed with Peter and Harry, Ashley had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​continuing to ask questions, and walked out the door muttering to herself.

"Ashley! This way!"

The New York Museum of Natural History, the most famous and largest natural museum in the world, is the pride of New York.

Such a museum will naturally not be crowded.In fact, there were quite a lot of people at the entrance of the Museum of Natural History in New York on Saturday, so much so that Ashley finally found Peter and Harry until Peter jumped up and waved his arms to Ashley.

"so many people?"

It took some effort to squeeze into the positions of Peter and Harry, and Ashley was a little puzzled by the crowd at the entrance of the museum.

"Spider exhibition!" Peter excited, "The New York Museum of Natural History has a spider exhibition today! It is said that it is the most complete exhibition of spider species! And some special spiders that have never been released by the laboratory will also appear in this exhibition! "

"Why don't you go in now?"

"I have to queue up to buy tickets..." Peter shrugged his head, "Harry prepared tickets for the museum, not for the spider exhibition, so now we have to queue up to buy tickets on the spot..."

"Harry, why didn't you say it earlier!" Ashley and Peter complained in unison.

Harry was also very depressed. He said that he was responsible for preparing the tickets, but as the young master of the Osborne family, if he gave orders, someone would take care of things. As for the spider exhibition... the people who bought the tickets really didn't follow He said!

"Although you have to line up, I think this exhibition is definitely worth it! The poster said that not only rare species such as Grace's tarantula and hunter spider are available, but there is even a Risei panbellum spider!"

"Really? Are there really panbellum spiders? They are willing to show them?..."

The two little friends have already fallen into excitement, Harry: I don't quite understand your excitement...

Although there are many people at the entrance of the museum, fortunately, after electronic ticketing replaced manual ticketing, the speed of ticket purchase has been greatly improved, and many people at the entrance are just watching the excitement, and do not plan to actually buy tickets to visit.

So, half an hour later, Ashley and the three finally held the ticket stubs and stepped into the exhibition hall specially arranged for this spider exhibition by the Museum of Natural History in New York.

Harry didn't want to recall, let alone repeat, the whole visit.

In short, Ashley and Peter, like Frankenstein obsessed with spiders, stuck their two big faces on the glass of the display case, fascinated by the strange-shaped spiders, and stared at the poisonous spiders. The face is obsessed, and I can't wait to count every leg hair of the spider!

Don't you see that other visitors have backed away three feet, forming a vacuum zone of at least one meter around you?

And... those two in front, do you remember our group practice report? !

"Peter!" Harry grabbed Peter, who was about to run to the next showcase, and stuffed the DSLR into his hand without refusal, "Group report, take pictures!"

Then he stuffed the notebook to Ashley, "Ashley, you, take notes!"

Harry said with a cold face: "I have already taken pictures and recorded half of the exhibition by myself, and the rest is all yours! Now, I am going to enjoy the beauty of being free!"

Ashley & Peter: "Yes...King Harry..."

The following visit really refreshed Harry a lot, except——

"what!"

Peter suddenly exclaimed, shook his hand, and dropped the DSLR onto the glass display case, making a loud bang.

"Peter?"

"What bit me?"

Ashley's complexion changed suddenly, and she quickly picked up the notebook, flicked the book, and patted the little thing that slipped from Peter's hand onto the glass display case into pancakes.

"spider?!"

Harry leaned forward to observe, his brows furrowed into lumps, "Peter, is it the one that bit you?"

"probably?"

"That's it," Ashley was sure, "I saw it crawl off Peter's hands."

"How come there are spiders biting people outside? How do you do the museum's protection work?" Young Master Osborne was ready to pursue the responsibility aggressively.

"Harry, there is another question—" Ashley said in a deep voice, "This is the exhibition area for experimental varieties!"

The experimental species is an artificially bred species in the laboratory, not a naturally formed spider strain. What kind of gene this spider carries, whether it is poisonous, and what consequences it may cause after biting... are all unknown!

"But...but..." Peter weakly interrupted the two men whose faces were so solemn that he seemed to have died, "I don't seem to have any problems... except for a little pain, there is no redness or swelling?"

Ashley & Harry: Huh?

"Besides... this spider is quite gray, and it doesn't look like any poisonous species..."

"Are you all right?" Ashley pinched Peter's fingers and observed carefully.

Peter spun around in circles and moved a few times, "I don't feel dizzy, my eyesight doesn't...it should be...all right?"

"Whether it's okay or not, go to the hospital for a physical examination!" Harry made a final decision.

Peter suddenly made a bitter face, "Check...the expensive QAQ..."

"Then go to Stark Tower for a physical examination. There is a full set of equipment." Ashley provided a free and more comprehensive physical examination method than the hospital.

"Okay!" Peter agreed straight away, but whether the gleam in his eyes was for the free physical examination or the Stark Tower of the male god is unknown ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

……

The three of Ashley walked out of the New York Museum of Natural History contentedly. The time had come and the sun was setting.

"Then we'll each go back... sorry, wait a minute."

Holding the mobile phone with the word "Jarvis" jumping on the screen, Ashley took two steps to the side and connected the phone: "Hello? Jarvis?"

"Miss, I lost contact with my husband half an hour ago, and I have been unable to get in touch again. I think that my husband probably needs your help."

The author has something to say:

Your Iron Man has been offline, please renew him in time~

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The New York Museum of Natural History has changed the name of the actual American Museum of Natural History.

The American Museum of Natural History, located in Manhattan, New York, just opposite the famous Metropolitan Museum of Art, is said to be the largest natural history museum in the world.

And, in the original work, Peter was not bitten here, the stupid author did not follow the original work here_(:з)∠)_

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In addition, in theory, many museums are not allowed to take pictures. Here, Harry asked Peter to take pictures because of the need of the plot. Little angels must not do this~