[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

The bet is established.

For the sake of caution (by Ashley), Ashley suddenly took out a piece of paper and wrote a betting contract, including both parties to the betting contract, the content of the betting contract, the bets of both parties, and witnesses. A column is clear.

Steve gave Ashley a strange look. Isn't the little girl a little too proficient in writing the bet?

"Sign it~"

Ashley held out the contract to Loki, handed over a pen by the way, and thoughtfully pointed the pen at herself.

Loki bowed his head for a while, and saw a gambling contract with clear terms and conditions, and even the other party had already signed his name, so he was left to sign.Everything looks normal, except for—

Why is the paper on which the contract was written yellow?

Do you think I'm so demented that I can't see this piece of paper, which is exactly the same as those damn rune papers you used before? !

After staying on the earth for a period of time, Loki, who is essentially a primary school bully (a school bully with Sol as the baseline for comparison), quickly understood and learned the human culture on Earth, and happily (Loki: Not really!) into it.

For example, he has already understood that his age is absolutely super old on earth... an old man should be the kind who is dying, half buried in the loess, and accompanied by Alzheimer's disease, but he is still so young.And I was complacent about it for a while-this is definitely proof that I, Loki, am far more noble than the ants in the courtyard!

Whether Ashley regards him as Alzheimer's or not, Rocky is not sure for the time being. The biggest question he faces now is--to sign, or not to sign?

As far as this extremely familiar yellow paper is concerned, Loki does not believe that there is nothing wrong with this contract.

If not, he will eat the paper!

Loki is a little bit stuck now.

He had already personally agreed to the bet, even if it hadn't been signed on paper, but for people like them who practiced spells, the bet that was clearly stated and agreed upon by both parties was not completely absent. binding.This is the bad point of practicing spells. The mana spreads all over the body, and it is inevitable that a little bit will be brought out when speaking.

It's just that the mana in the voice is so weak that it is almost nothing, so the binding force of the verbal contract is also very weak.If he repents now, he will have to pay a small price without getting anything, which is a blood loss for Loki!

And the soul gem is still in the opponent's hand!

Your chance to get the Mind Stone is here!

Let Luo Ji give up for a contract with unknown effect...

"May I ask what the effect of this piece of paper will be?" Loki asked as he flicked the contract in Ashley's hand, his slightly raised corners of his eyes showed fierce aggression, and the majestic aura surged towards Ashley And go!

Loki, who is known as a god of deceit and is good at illusion, rarely shows such a sharp appearance.

"It's just an international practice."

Ashley's complexion was as usual, completely unaffected by Loki's aura, shaking the contract in her hand, the aura on her body suddenly exploded, forming an unbreakable wall to block Loki's surging aura, and then He slapped him back viciously!

Yay(＾－＾)V!Repaying the body of the other with the way of the other has achieved success!

Ashley applauded secretly in her heart with satisfaction, her expression changed into a satisfied smile, and she said to Loki slowly: "Or——interstellar practice, those who violate the contract should always be punished, right? ? If you don’t want to sign, could it be…?”

While recalling the attitude of the villain in the movie who forced his girlfriend into prostitution, Ashley threw the deed into Loki's face, and imitated the appearance of a bully and snorted twice as a threat.

"..." Seeing this, Tony pinched Ashley's earlobe, and twitched the corners of his mouth helplessly.

Sweetheart, is this a showman?

It's okay to like to play, the little girl can just play if she likes to play!It's just... Isn't this acting a bit bad?

Even Loki twitched his eyes, accepted Ashley's contract, and signed his name in a flash——Rocky Lawfison.

Don't get me wrong, he wasn't really threatened!

He just doesn't want to continue to be poisoned by the hot-eyed acting skills!

Sol, who was standing aside, constricted his pupils the moment Loki signed his name, then slowly recovered, and continued to stand there with a blank expression, as if nothing had happened.

Except for the dedicated surveillance cameras in Stark Tower, no one noticed his changes.

***

After the bet was signed, Tony asked Jarvis to temporarily open Stark Tower to Loki, allowing him to search any corner for the soul gem, even including Jarvis's computer room——

"Oh no! This one can't be moved!" Tony held down Loki's claws that stretched out to several artificial intelligence servers at home, and refused: "It can't be dismantled!"

That's right, Loki even planned to disassemble Jarvis's server to find the soul gem, but Tony strictly refused.

Loki withdrew his hand in displeasure, but his face was full of doubts, and he asked, "Why! Could it be—" that the Soul Gem is hidden here?

why?

Tony rolled his eyes at Loki directly, and said in a tone of "Since you are humbly asking for advice, I can barely explain a few words to you, an illiterate": "This is the server of Jarvis, Friday, and Karen, which is equivalent to Their brains! If I went to your Asgard Asgard to find something, and I also lifted your head and killed your life, would you be willing?"

What a joke!It will definitely kill you directly...

Loki stopped the conditioned reflex in his mind, and glared at Tony. After all, he resentfully gave up the idea of ​​dismantling the server.

Since it is the brain of artificial intelligence, they should not put anything in it, so as not to affect the artificial intelligence... right?

"Besides, how could I put a dangerous energy body like the Infinity Stone into the brains of the three of Jarvis and the others? What if I hurt them?"

The words Tony added made Loki believe a little more, and after weighing it up, he left the room where the server was placed and went to other places to continue searching.

·

After working hard for a long, long, long time, Loki successfully checked every corner of the Stark Tower, including the paper hat on the head of Xiao Dai, which he picked up and squeezed, but there was still no trace of the Mind Stone.

Loki didn't even touch the shadow of the Mind Stone, nor did he feel the slightest energy fluctuation of the Mind Stone.

But Loki still didn't give up, he insisted that the Soul Stone must be somewhere he couldn't find it!

In Ashley's words, it means to protect your body with your face and never admit defeat.

But Loki thinks he is a noble quality of hope and never giving up.

Then, the noble second prince of Asgard was forced to admit defeat by his brother Saul... A younger brother who can't beat his elder brother has no human rights ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

"Tell me! What's wrong with that big green guy? I need to see a doctor! Isn't he so strong that Sol's hammer can't kill him!" After tossing for a long time, he couldn't even touch the shadow of the Soul Gem, and was forced by his brother to admit defeat and fulfill the bet. Loki, who made an appointment, sat on a chair in the medical room with Athena in his arms, with "temper.jpg" written all over his body.

It's like...Emmm...Ashley secretly drew a Loki villain in her head, with his hair extended to his waist, his features slightly softened, and his robe replaced by a beautiful green dress (everyone can see Out of Rocky's little public opinion, I like green very much~), and then stuffed a pack of feminine hygiene products...

Ashley was able to smile instantly at the irritable and mean-spirited Loki, even with a little kindness.

The little princess in the special period of every month, I can understand it if I am irritable, hehehe~

Fortunately, Loki couldn't see the picture in Ashley's mind, otherwise Stark Tower would probably have to be renovated again.

"So you envy Dr. Banner so much!" Ashley clapped her hands and exclaimed suddenly.

Suddenly enlightened was written on his face, and his narrowed eyes gleamed with teasing light, which made Loki grind his two rows of big white teeth itchyly.

After the chatter was over, Ashley immediately started talking about business, not giving Loki a chance to fight back, "Dr. I don't know much about this energy body, if I take it out rashly, I'm not sure if it will hurt Dr. Banner in the morning."

"You don't understand, don't I have it! Aren't you Avengers? There are also mutants and that—" Loki pointed at Strange, "—the guy with a cape similar to Thor, you super Isn't Ying very powerful, even Kirita can fight, why do you need my help..."

Loki's irritable voice suddenly disappeared, and he looked at Ashley in amazement!

The Avengers don't know, and other superheroes don't understand, but he understands, and the annoying little Avengers girl knows the energy body he understands? ! ! !

Loki got up suddenly, stepped in front of Ashley in three steps and two steps, his arms moved, as if he wanted to grab Ashley's collar, but he couldn't do it because of Athena in his arms.

Loki had no choice but to take advantage of his height, stare at Ashley condescendingly, and asked angrily: "Is the Soul Stone in Banner's body! No wonder you dare to bet with me! No wonder you asked me to find the Soul Stone in Stark Tower !ha!"

Loki sneered, and turned around angrily, like Athena who ate cat food with a nasty taste.

"No wonder I have to put the bet on paper and sign it into a deed! The Soul Stone is in Banner's body! Of course I can't find it!!!"

Loki glared at the crowd of superheroes angrily, with a faint taste of grievance.

"Ah?" Ashley slowly plucked her buzzing ears from Loki's yelling, and said, "Did I ever say that the Soul Stone is in Stark Tower?" Didn't you guess it yourself? ?

"You—!" Loki was angry, and walked away with Athena in his arms.

"No!" Before taking two steps, Loki suddenly sensed something was wrong, he suddenly turned around and glared at Ashley, his eyes almost burst into flames of anger, "heart-spirit-treasure-stone-no- -in-sta-ta-ke-da-sha-?!!!"

Ashley shrugged, "I didn't say yes."

"Then you're still fighting with me...wait!" Loki thought of something again, and turned to look at Banner in shock, "Then what's inside him?!"

Loki was manipulated by Ashley's teasing, he spoke without saying a word, and his thoughts became confused due to the huge amount of information.

"The Reality Gem." Ashley said lightly.

"Reality Gem?!!!"

Loki was stunned and stared blankly at Dr. Banner for a while, then recovered his voice and said, "But... why is he still alive? That's reality!" Such a huge energy, entering the human body, will only support the person until Explode and die!

"Yeah~" Ashley tilted her head playfully, and said innocently, "Didn't you always envy Dr. Banner's strong physique?"

Because Dr. Banner is strong enough, he can resist the energy in the Reality Stone and guarantee immortality.There's nothing wrong with this logic~

Loki: "..." MMP!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Peter: Ashley Ashley~ What was that page Rocky signed?seems very amazing!Is it the legendary blood deed or something?That's the kind, if you don't complete the contract, you will die!

Ashley: Oh, that—just a prank prop.

Peter: Ga?

Ashley: I used it every day as a kid.

Peter: Huh?

Ashley: (lips curled) The brother used it to deal with me and my nephew who didn't do their homework.After signing the contract, if you don't do your homework on time, you will be tickled for 10 minutes out of thin air!

Ashley: Otherwise, why do you think I am so proficient at writing bets ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Peter: ...Suddenly feel a little sympathetic to Loki...