[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

For the Avengers Superheroes who were honestly painting the walls of the stray animal shelter that was rebuilt after the war, Rocky said that he was very inexplicable, if he didn't take into account the image on the outside——Recently Ki has discovered another wonderful means to conquer the people on Earth besides violence, beauty - he will definitely send them a blind eye.

In fact, among the series of social services for which Rocky was fined—including but not limited to clearing debris, moving construction materials or waste, repairing walls of buildings damaged in war, driving garbage trucks, etc. Restoring stray animal shelters is probably the only job he gets serious about.

The reason is simple, stray animal shelters = lots of furry animals.Among these fluffy animals, cats of different colors and shapes occupy half of the country.

Therefore, when Loki was forced to separate from the cats and was escorted back to Stark Tower, he was in a particularly bad mood.

"Let me translate these pages for you?"

Before Steve could finish speaking, Loki interrupted him abruptly, with the corners of his brows and eyes raised into mocking arcs, and said with a light snort: "The famous Avengers are collectively illiterate to the point of reading a few pages." Looking for me, a war criminal, to translate? I don’t know how much I can get paid if I sell this revelation to the media?”

After staying on the earth for a while, Loki has learned a lot of things on the earth and become modern.Especially in the process of social service, Loki discovered two powerful weapons that are now sweeping the courtyard and conquering mankind: beauty and public opinion.

And the relationship between him and the Fulian has gradually become subtle.

Loki, who was quiet and unprovocative, spent a period of time like an invisible man in Stark Tower, until he started talking again——

Avengers All Chaoying: "..."

Facing Loki who deserves such a beating, his hands itch!

The first attempt to use the "tactics" of public opinion to threaten the reunion has achieved fruitful "results". Loki raised his eyebrows, thinking that the atrium is getting more and more interesting, which makes him reluctant to give up the idea of ​​ruling the atrium Why!

And the biggest obstacles that rule the atrium are standing in front of him now.

Although Loki has not yet found a way to defeat the obstacles, this does not prevent him from enjoying his mouth first.

"The heroes in the atrium are all illiterate? This is really explosive news~ I don't know how many of your fans will be interested in this news? Or just turn fans into blacks and yell at you?"

Avengers All Chaoying: "..."

Rocky continues.

"Or your political opponents—oh, sorry, I forgot that you are all vagrants, and you are not qualified to have political enemies. At most, you can only be called high-ranking government officials who don't like you. What about making a fuss?"

Avengers All Chaoying: "..."

Steve's right arm was already slightly arched, and the shield placed in his bedroom was trembling slightly as he sensed the summoner on his master's arm.

Ashley's hands were already in her pockets.

Peter's web launcher has been aimed at Loki.

Natasha has touched the widow's sting hidden in her waist.

Clint had already drawn the dagger.

……

Rocky didn't know if he had been suppressed for too long, or if he really didn't see the actions of the superheroes, or if he was really unscrupulous and continued to speak nonsense.

"...It is the greatest sorrow of the court to enshrine a group of illiterates as heroes who save the world! Rather than being poisoned by you, it is better to be under my rule! No need to think, no need to be free, the great Loki will rule the whole world Courtyard!"

"..." It turns out that Loki hasn't given up on his great dream =-=, if that's the case...

Ashley tilted her head, met Steve's eyes, and saw the same thoughts as herself in his blue pupils.

let's hit!

What the fuck, just beat him up and he'll be obedient!

As a result, a brutal, inhuman, and bullying battle unfolded on the top floor of the Stark Tower.

Violent party: Avengers Superheroes including Captain, Wu, Spiderman, Black Widow, Hawkeye and foreign aid.

Violent party: War criminal Asgard's second public servant Loki.

There is no suspense about the outcome of the battle. The one who was beaten in Loki... Uh, considering the physical strength of the Asgardian protoss is too high, even the metal arm of the Winter Soldier failed to leave marks on his body with bruises and swollen faces. Loki, who has a staff and loves melee combat, was first taught by fighting experts Steve, Natasha, and Bucky in turn to be a man, and then Ashley used strange methods to control his life and couldn't take care of himself. Silk balls are bundled into silkworm babies.

With all his long arms, Steve carried the bound and immobile Loki to the desk, and Ashley turned the book to be translated to the specified number of pages—Jarvis concluded after checking the surveillance video in detail. According to the conclusion, Sol should have read page 134 before leaving.But just to be on the safe side, they decided to ask Loki to translate a few more pages before and after. ——Spread it out in front of Loki.

"Turn it over for me!"

Ashley slapped the table with a slap, shaking the books on the table twice.Her childhood experience of playing the mountain king robbery game on the mountain once again played a role, and the imposing mountain king's rogue aura seemed to calm Loki.

Of course, the premise is that their force crushes Loki.

To flip, or not to flip?

This question scrolled repeatedly in Loki's mind.

Turn over, not reconciled, angry, unhappy, in short, just don't want to turn over!Why does the dignified Second Prince of Asgard want to work for a group of Atrium people!If you don't do it, you will be beaten!Why!

If you don't turn over, you will not only have to be beaten - of course, you have already suffered a meal - you must suffer, especially when that big fool Saul is not around!And that nasty Fulian girl has that weird way of controlling people!He had to suffer again, and in the end he was controlled to translate for them. Loki swore he had never suffered such a big loss since he was born... Wait...

Loki suddenly raised his head, looked straight at Ashley, and asked with a smirk, "Is your yellow paper that can control people gone?"

If so, why would she go to so much effort to torment him instead of using it directly? It's unreasonable.So the correct conclusion must be...

Ashley froze immediately!

Seeing this, Loki showed a triumphant smile.As long as there is no such damn yellow paper, there is nothing he can do about the reunion hahaha!

However, Ashley's actions in the next second caused Loki to change color!

Inspired by Loki, Ashley opened her mind as if enlightened, immediately took out a stack of talismans and shook them in front of Loki, then smiled apologetically at the Avengers and said, "Sorry, I forgot And this..."

forget……

forget……

forget! ! !

Loki had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his chest, unable to spit out or swallow!

Forgot what the hell it was! ! !Why would you forget!Shouldn't this kind of trump card be firmly remembered and always measure the timing of use? !why do you forget !

You are simply poisonous! ! !

Ashley looked at the collapsed Loki with pity, and said: "I'm sorry. But this is really not a killer trick, it's just a trick. There are so many things going on recently, it's normal to forget."

Small? !Bundle? !play? !

For a moment, Loki's expression looked as if he really wanted to abandon his elegance and rush forward to crush the talisman in Ashley's hand.But in the end, his expression slowly converged and gradually became calm.

The talisman was right in front of him, and the person was under the eaves. Even if he didn't want to bow his head, the other party still had a way to push his head down.

It's better to bow your head yourself, maybe you can get a leniency, right _(:з」∠)_?

"Okay, I'll translate. Do you want a verbal translation, or do you want me to write it down?"

Anyway, the head is lowered, and the second princess of Asgard, who has always been able to bend, stretch and put down her body, even offered service options.

"Interpreter. Jarvis will take every letter you say."

Tony's voice suddenly appeared behind the crowd.Probably received a report from Jarvis—to be honest, Ashley and the others made a lot of noise. ——Tony put down his work directly and came over to check the situation.

Of course, Tony is still very happy to have a reason that makes him confidently let go of the clean energy open plan.

···

Rocky's voice is quite pleasant, and his English accent is elegant.

"Emmm... Can anyone tell me when Loki learned the Cockney accent?"

"You have to ask him this, sweetheart." Tony pressed the top of Ashley's head, indicating that she asked the wrong person, "However, judging from his expression, he probably doesn't really want to answer."

Ashley shrugged indifferently and said, "It's not important, Tony. The important thing is, did you hear anything?"

Tony thought for a second, and summarized what Loki had translated: "A fairy tale, the main purpose of which is to praise their Odinson family?"

"About the Reality Stone, Tony," Ashley reminded, using her eyes to keep Tony from talking about him.

"OK—OK——" Tony raised his hand in surrender, "Then let's talk about the Reality Stone. Emmm...Let me think about it, the clue of the Reality Stone, isn't that obvious enough?"

Tony was glared again by Ashley.

"Okay, okay! The Reality Gem... According to the story, if the story is true..."

"This is the history book of Asgard, not a story." Loki interjected, his expression not very good.

"Uh—History, OK. Let's just assume the book is true, then it's easy. The Reality Stone, the Aether, was last seen in the hands of the Dark Elves and was used to destroy the world, of course not Success. After the dark elves failed, they were buried deep underground by the ancestors of your Odinson family.

At that time, it was the time when the Nine Realms gathered. "

"Nine Stars!" Ashley and Peter said in unison.

"Tony, where is the converging point of the Nine Stars?" Ashley held Tony and asked, her eyes sparkling with excitement.

"U.K."

***

Avengers is dispatched, and Harry stays at Stark Tower.

Looking at Kunji disappearing into the distance at high speed outside the window, Loki patted Athena who had jumped onto his knee, and snorted.

"If the Reality Stone, one of the six Infinity Stones, is so easy to find, then Thanos..."

"Meow~" Athena shook her tail, brushing the back of Loki's hand furryly.

Loki embraced Athena with both hands, lifted her up high, looked up at Athena's pupils and said, "You think so too? That's really great! What do you want to eat today, I'll cook for you, okay? "

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Regarding the clean energy development plan waiting to be perfected, Miss Pepper received a message from Jarvis early the next morning [I'm sorry, Miss Pepper.It's up to you to refine the clean energy development plan as Sir returns to save the world.Good luck—Jarvis]︿(￣︶￣)︿