[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Recently, the world is peaceful, the earth is safe, there are no terrorists, no psychopaths and anti-social disturbances, and no alien army invasion, so all Avengers Superheroes are all housed in Stark Tower, and no one is pulling.

Including Thor who has returned from Asgard.Also included are Bucky, who will also live here in the future, the bear brother of the Saul family, the logic of the social service that he has not been punished for, and the mutant lady Lao who made Peter want to cry. pull.

Because of this, the atmosphere of Stark Tower is obviously different from before, and it is a little more lively.

The reason is that apart from the fact that more children are visible to the naked eye, the more important reason is probably...everyone, at least most of the superheroes are more...leisure!

Eat, drink, grow meat, and live without saving the world!

Thor claims to be looking for clues to the Reality Gem in the books he brought back from Asgard.But in fact, according to Jarvis, Saul spent far more time on the social service of the overseer brother than he spent on reading, and he would start to lose his mind when he watched it.

Steve has been staying in the Stark Tower recently, except for the occasional S.H.I.E.L.D. | government issues that require him to come forward. In view of the fact that Mr. Tony Stark, another Avengers boss and genius scientist, has plunged into the He didn't come out of his workplace very often, and he had to deal with all these things by himself.

Except for things that required him to come forward, Steve stayed in Stark Tower all the time, and accompanied Bucky who just woke up to familiarize himself with this era that has spanned 70 years, or—in fact, they were together familiar.

Dr. Banner has been busy lately.

It's not that there are no laboratories available, or that Tony can no longer afford his experiment fees, but that he is temporarily stuck in a bottleneck period, and a certain key point of the experiment is deadlocked, and no breakthrough can be found.

Of course, while Dr. Banner took away the large bag of potato chips from Sol’s hand, he gnawed on what he claimed was looking for inspiration, while Barabara spat out a long list of esoteric nouns and theories. Ashley is a single word. Did not understand.

I don't want to understand _(:з)∠)_.

Since Natasha and Clint resigned from S.H.I.E.L.D., they have also been free. Without the various missions of S.H.I.E.L.D., and without any major events that need to save the earth, they can be seen every day with " The posture of "vagrant" appears in every corner, enjoying the beautiful (duo) good (luo) life raised by local tyrants.

In Tony's words - "One doesn't do anything except eat cookies. The other will lie on the sofa and buy lipstick, perfume, dresses and high heels. It's been more than a year! Everyone is out of the realm!"

After saying this, Tony encountered a large stack of express boxes at the door of Stark Tower, which were taller than him. The recipients included but not limited to Ashley, Natasha, and Banner. Tony swore that he would Saw Sol's name!

"Jarvis—"

Several security guards in the Stark Tower helped to move express boxes one after another into the special elevator that went straight to the top floor, and they were thoughtful in helping to press the elevator button. Tony watched the elevator door completely closed and stood in the corner—the boxes occupied Most of the space in the elevator was taken up, leaving only a small place for Tony to stay - rubbing his temples and asking, "What the hell are they doing lately!"

"Ms. Romanov bought a batch of lipsticks online, and it is said that she plans to make a lipstick color test guide, as a benefit to give back to her Twitter fans."

Tony: "...Aren't all the fans of her men?"

"That's why you're narrow-minded, Sir." Jarvis mercilessly mocked Tony for being out of touch with the times, "Ms. Romanov's style of being a handsome, handsome and beautiful royal sister is the favorite of girls. Countless fans expressed their love on her Twitter, saying, 'As long as the black widow is willing! I can bend myself into a donut!'”

Tony: "...please don't mess with the donuts."

"Okay, Sir. I thought mentioning donuts would brighten your mood."

Tony: "..." Mentioning donuts will make me happy who was banned from donuts by my sweetheart recently?Sure enough, not donating Jarvis and Xiaodai together was the biggest mistake in my life!

"What about those sweethearts?" Tony asked, pointing to the largest box with Ashley's name written on it among several recipients, diverting the conversation away from the donuts.

"Sir, this is the flowerpot ordered by the lady." In Stark Tower, Jarvis knows everything <(￣︶￣)>.

"Flower pot? Sweetheart wants to plant flowers?" Tony thought for a while, sweetheart's love seems a bit baffling?

Although Sweetheart seems to be a bit idle and bored recently, I haven't heard her talk about any topics related to growing flowers, could it be——

"Honey's vacation project?"

Tony felt that this was a relatively reasonable guess.

"No, Sir." However, Jarvis denied Tony's guess, "Miss, Mr. Parker, and Mr. Osborne's vacation topic is "A Preliminary Study on the Feasibility of Small-scale Daily Vegetable Planting at Home."

"Wait—" Tony raised his hand, signaling Jarvis to pause, "You repeat the lesson?"

Tony thought he might have been distracted just now and didn't hear clearly.

Jarvis slowed down his speech and repeated the subject without any ups and downs: "The subject is—"A Preliminary Study on the Feasibility of Small-scale Daily Vegetable Planting at Home", Sir."

"Huh? Planting vegetables? Why does Midtown High have this kind of vacation subject?" Tony was a little dazed. Even though he was a grade-skipping maniac when he was a student, he still had a little idea of ​​what schoolwork was like. Sweetheart and their subject were obvious. The style of painting is wrong!

"It's an optional topic, Sir." Jarvis explained: "As far as I know, Chinese people have had the habit of growing some vegetables at home since ancient times. In ancient times, they were mostly in the yard. After the high-rise buildings in modern society, many people I will still use flowerpots on balconies, windowsills and other places to plant some simple things, such as various vegetables or onion, ginger, garlic and other seasoning plants that Chinese dishes need.

According to historical records, when Chinese people conducted long-term voyages in ancient times, scurvy basically did not occur, because they could use various seeds and even beans to grow vegetables, effectively avoiding scurvy due to lack of vitamin C. "

Jarvis didn't know much about the operation of sprouting beans to make vegetables, and directly regarded it as the same operation as planting seeds with soil.

"Oh——" Tony blinked his big caramel-colored eyes, expressed his admiration for the wisdom from the ancient Chinese people, and then asked, "So, Ashley set the topic?"

"Probably." Jarvis didn't let his projection appear in the elevator, but shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands in a short word, "Miss, they should be a topic for discussion at school." So I I don't know who proposed the topic, maybe Friday knows?

Tony waved his hand, indicating to skip this, and said, "Sounds interesting. Let the platform outside the living room be vacated for sweetheart, and build a glass room as a research laboratory!"

Mr. Tuhao said that even if it is a small holiday group, he will provide sweetheart with the best experimental conditions!

"Miss Ashley selected the platform yesterday, Sir. The construction team for building the glass house will also arrive this afternoon, and the construction is expected to be completed tomorrow morning."

Tony: "..." I always feel that Jarvis's words are rich in subtext.

"Remember to prepare relevant materials for Sweetheart, and assist her in her experiments at any time." Tony thought for a while, then changed his words: "Forget it! Give me the materials!"

Judging by the posture, Tony is planning to roll up his sleeves to help Ashley grow vegetables himself.

"With all due respect, Sir." Today's Jarvis doesn't seem to intend to show face to his husband, "When the lady proposed the idea of ​​growing vegetables, Friday and I had already prepared the relevant materials. And in Ash During Ms. Li's experiment, we will assist in the whole process of temperature, humidity, light and growth records. This is the professional ethics of me and Friday as smart housekeepers."

Tony: "..."

"Although, Sir, you don't give me salary or vacation, but my professional ethics as a smart housekeeper is still unquestionable." Jarvis added politely.

"..."

What the hell have I done!Tony rested his forehead and sighed, his heart full of vicissitudes.

***

After taking the elevator to the top floor of Stark Building with a lot of express boxes, Tony looked at the boxes piled up one by one around him, blocking him tightly in the corner of the elevator, thinking for three seconds in and out of nowhere , Reluctantly asked Jarvis to inform Steve - the number one strong man in the Avengers - to come over and move the boxes and rescue your eldest nephew...

"So many couriers? Is there mine?"

Seeing the express boxes that were almost full of the elevator, Steve didn't care about his eldest nephew, and started to rummage on the spot to see if there was any express that belonged to him.

"Yes——" Tony's indescribable voice came from behind the pile of boxes, and his voice was even a little muffled because of too many boxes, "That little box at my feet says Steve received it. I think it's in the Stark Tower There shouldn't be another Steve."

What Tony told Steve was a small box located at the bottom of the courier pile. To get it, it was obvious that all the couriers piled up on it had to be removed.Although this is not the only courier Tony saw that belonged to Steve, but obviously this is the best way for Steve to move away from the courier mountain, so that Tony can get out without asking for help.

"Okay!" Before the words fell to the ground, Steve bent down, and with his strong arm strength, abruptly pulled out the small box Tony was talking about from under a pile of boxes.

And Tony was still stuck behind a pile of boxes.The only change is that after Steve removed the small box, he was finally able to show the top of his hair from behind the box...

"..." Tony suddenly felt the strong malice from the 70s.

Shouldn't the correct operation be to remove all the boxes, and then I can come out if you find a courier?Why old Popsicle you skip the process and go straight to your results? !

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Steve: Straightforward, and must hit, go straight to the result, this is the most effective tactic taught to me by the battlefield!proud face.jpg

Tony: ... From now on, I will never twist and turn in front of the old Popsicle again! ! !