[Comprehensive] For the sake of all mankind, I have to...

"Our school building with antennae stretched out ~ the left belly is going to school today ~ the green of the young spring leaves ~ wearing a school uniform and going to school tomorrow ~ PK Academy can overcome any disaster with unknown power ~ ah~ ah~ PK~PK ~Eternal school building~Eternal youth~~~”

'... On the first day of school, do you want to sing the school song as soon as you come back from the auditorium? 'Once in the auditorium + twice in the class, obviously I have listened to it three times, but I still couldn't hold back, and silently complained in my heart,'...what the hell is this school song! '

But what happened to the emotion on the faces of the people around me!

"Oh...it's so good that I accidentally cried, hehe~"

"Ahh~ It's such a warm and good school song! Suddenly, I look forward to the future campus life even more! The next three years~" The person who said this was a blue-haired girl with her own light source. To be honest, this appearance can Are you debuting as an idol?For example, the popular Maizono Sayaka, it just so happens that we are from the same junior high school, and the other party is an excellent junior.Ah, I got off track. Although the two of them clashed a bit, they were both petite and cute girls with blue hair, but this girl was much more beautiful than Wuyuan. This kind of appearance can be said to be a godsend, right?

' I'm a bit concerned about it, but the 'Oh hoo! 'What means?To be honest, it has been ringing for more than 5 minutes, which is really a bit noisy. '

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!! This school song has filled me with energy and my whole body is on fire

"Huh? Hot ramen?"

'...It's not ramen!There is a hot-blooded idiot in the front, and the one in the back is a complete idiot! 'By the way, this person looks familiar, where have you seen him before?

Some time later, the teacher asked us to draw lots to change seats, and then went on stage in order to introduce ourselves. Unexpectedly, the people in this class were naturally scary, "Hey? Xingye Saki? People's same name!" was said.

Ah, speaking of which, the pink-haired boy on the right side of me always feels very interesting, 'Well, how should I put it, isn't the hairpin on his head a bit too avant-garde?By the way, can high school boys wear hairpins? 'However, I thought about the same pink-haired student Zuo Tian, ​​​​and soon felt relieved,'Speaking of which, if you study here, you won't see Nanami-chan at all! '

I'm ashamed to say that I didn't know that the other party's influence would be so great. Since I had that ominous premonition, I moved out of the school dormitory, and I only went to school occasionally. 'If I knew it would become like that, I would have to bring Qihai sauce with me anyway, because the network inside and outside the school is not universal, and after the incident subsided and life returned to normal, I couldn't get in touch with my former classmates. '

"Ah, it's my turn? My name is Rantangli, and my favorite thing is ramen..." It was the turn of a tall boy on the stage to introduce himself. Apart from his tall stature, ghostly face, mohawk hair, and unforgettable ass and chin, there is nothing special about Rantang students on the Internet.

'Finally found! 'That ass and chin is really impressive...

Thinking back to the fact that Dunko decisively dumped Matsuda Yasuke for the sake of Rando, and went to associate with Nowhere in the PK Academy, who was not as good as Matsuda, it was big news at the time.Because the lover of the person with the title of "super high school level" turned out to be an incompetent ass and chin, some preparatory students who were dissatisfied with undergraduates took advantage of this to make a lot of explosive news.

"'Super high school level' is nothing more than that, isn't it looking for ordinary people with no talents?"

"Matsuda Yasuke is also at the super high school level, didn't he lose to ordinary people like us who have no talent in the end?"

"I heard that the new love of the 'super high school hot girl' has a ridiculous ass and jaw~"

"Ah, that~ True or false, I thought it was computer technology. Speaking of which, is it really a human face? Enoshima is really pitiful~"

...

However, everything was easily resolved by Enoshima Junko, the fashion-forward spokesperson. For a long time, the buttocks and chins were the endorsements of sexy men, and even the surroundings of Rantang's mother and son Followed by a fire.

From a certain point of view, Enoshima Dunko is really an amazing and terrifying woman.

"Ah, it's too bad, this class..." I raised my forehead in distress, "After all, this is the burning hall..." No matter how I think about the next three years, this class will not be ordinary.

'Yo West!For the sake of all human beings and world peace, start observing Sentangli today! 'I like to meddle in other people's business, I'm really a partner of justice.

'I've been complaining all morning and I always feel that the sugar content is not enough, let's eat a piece of candy quietly! '

[....]

'Hey, just now I always felt that the boy on the right glanced at me? I quickly stuffed a piece of marshmallow into my mouth, "It's really a beast-like nose, if you can't help it, share it with him." When the teacher and classmates were not paying attention, he quickly put a coffee candy on the other party's table. When the other party looked over, he gave him a firm look with a thumbs up, saying 'this candy is delicious' and 'I'll give it to you Candy, please don't report me to the teacher or something', I don't know if people can understand it...

'Ah, what is that expression on the other side, it feels like constipation, not happy at all...' Isn't the other party sweet? 'Ma, Masaka is a spy sent by the enemy's salty party...!'

Just when I was thinking this way, the teacher on the stage said to the boy next to me with a sullen face, "Qimu, come up and do this question." The boy on the right stood up in response, but before leaving I glanced at me with nothing to love, and when he came back, I silently apologized to him with my palms folded in my heart, "Ah, it's better not to eat during class..."