[Hokage] Brand

"Where is your logistics minister? Do you eat dry food! If you buy a document like Kunai, you have to bring it over and sign it for me??!!!"

"If you don't have enough medical bandages, go buy them! Go to the Ministry of Finance, is Hokage an ATM?!"

"And that Sarutobi, do you have to submit a special document to ask me when you send a task to the bulletin board? Is he not weaned or has no brains?!"

"..."

boom--

The desk in Hokage's office was also broken into slag today.As a special assistant, Fire Core has been able to skillfully keep the documents on the desk one second before it was smashed by Pat, and then immediately replaced it with a new desk. The storage scroll behind him has specially prepared more than [-] documents. Ready to replace anytime.

Madara, who has always been indifferent, never growled like this even when he was the most angry, and at most he sneered mockingly.But when this Hokage is a hundred times more troublesome and trivial than the Uchiha patriarch, everyone under him is simply a fool, a thousand times more stupid than that fool in Hashirama.

During the month that Madara was in charge of Hokage, he smashed a table almost every day. He simply didn't know how the brains of other ninja people grew up. Why did he have to write a document for him to approve all the big things?In such a comparison, the efficiency of handling things within the Uchiha clan is simply unbelievable.

This Hokage is just like Konoha's old lady, every trivial matter must be dealt with one by one personally, except for Izuna Toama and Shikahara who are more worry-free, the others are simply like children Similarly, when you encounter something, you will write an application and a report for him. The matter of this Hokage is simply a signature, and there are still hundreds of copies per day.

Also, people who are in their 30s and [-]s can write like a dog crawling on them. They almost pollute Madara’s eyes. The first time they saw it, they wanted to smash it up and throw it away. They even burned it to ashes, but Madara still squeezed it. Clenching his fists, he was able to stabilize Hokage's sense of responsibility, but even if he tried his best to watch it, he still had to admit it for a long time.

"Yo, Madara! Why are you still approving documents?"

Hashirama turned into Hokage's office from the window with ease, with a stupid smirk on his face, his bright brown eyes met Madara's dark gaze, this sentence was like stabbing Madara's irritable mood again, Hashirama Lying halfway on top of a stack of towering documents, he cast a sympathetic look at Madara, but couldn't help laughing at the corner of his mouth.

"Let me tell you, I took in a new student two days ago, who belongs to your Uchiha tribe. That child is so cute, it's not the same as when you were a child, he is obedient and obedient, chasing after me every day called Zhuzhu Jian Sansan, you don't know, he..."

"Get out of here!"

Madara punched Hashirama's face that needed to be punched, and directly smashed the person into the wall.Hashirama struggled to get himself out of the wall, rubbed his bruised right cheek, smiled miserably and furtively, unexpectedly, Madara would also be driven crazy by these documents, and felt that he had failed to become Hokage It is really too profitable.

"Oh, Madara, you are Hokage-sama, I can only work hard on you."

That being said, Madara guarantees that he definitely saw the schadenfreude smile on Hashirama's face, and his clenched fists trembled again.However, he loosened his fist suddenly and asked calmly,

"What's the boy's name?"

"Hey... oh! Heyu, his name is Uchiha and Yu. Madara, you don't know, that kid is so cute, he likes to eat mushroom mixed rice like me, and he especially... .”

"Oh, last time he said he admired me very much."

Madara raised her eyebrows, and her dark eyes were stained with a bit of danger.

"He also said that he wanted to learn swordsmanship from Ruihuo. Besides, I remember that he seems to be a chakra of thunder attributes. You...should not be his teacher."

Hashirama was stunned for a moment, and when he figured out what White Spot was implying, his whole complacent face collapsed immediately, he could only smile flatteringly, and then went to pull Ban's sleeve, but was swung away by the other party,

"Umm, Madara, that kid has chakra of the wind attribute, so it's absolutely fine for me to teach him. Besides, although my sword skills are not as good as Zuihuo-chan's, it's still okay."

Seeing that Madara was unmoved, Hashirama was about to cry. As a teacher, he naturally knew how much Heyu admired and liked Ruihuo and Madara. If Madara was serious, he would never be able to grab it. Hashirama looked at the With a stack of documents, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he walked over obsequiously, saying

"Madara, how about I approve it for you? I can approve it for you! I really want to approve the document today, really!"

Madara stared steadily at Hashirama for a while, then reluctantly nodded, he pushed forward the stack of trivial documents that he just picked out next to him, and said,

"Since you're begging me so much, let's do it. You take your time, I have to leave beforehand."

Once again, Hashirama, who was caught in a routine, was still in place, and Madara had disappeared in an instant...

Next to Uchiha’s dessert house, there is a new barbecue restaurant. The owner is very good at business. He just opened a restaurant to attract customers. He held a super spicy challenge. No.1 can eat in this restaurant for free for a year, which can be detonated The people of the Qianshou tribe, who have always been addicted to spicy food, are gearing up for a big battle.

Because there happened to be a dessert house next to it, there were quite a few Uchihas watching.Ruihuo happened to be there too, she came to buy honey balls with Quanna, Madara has been very busy this month, they can only solve the problem of eating by themselves, Ruihuo also followed Quanna to Tijian for several meals , I think the food at Senshou is also very good

Uchiha is generally addicted to sweets, and generally can't eat spicy food. Therefore, 90.00% of the ones who are going to challenge now are Senju, and there are a few Sarutobi, Hatake and other ninjas in the rest.Uchiha just stood aside and watched silently.Seven or eight thousand hands all sat down.

The boss brought out all the chopped raw peppers. Just looking at the bright red color and the pungent smell that wafted over made people feel daunted.In front of everyone is a piece of hot and fragrant barbecue. The rule is to eat the barbecue with chili dipped in it without drinking water. Whoever eats the most chili within two hours wins.

However, the winner must exceed twenty games to count.

Senjuhei glanced arrogantly at the Uchihas onlookers, and sneered, "Why, every one of you Uchihas dare to come?"

Such an obvious provocation caused the entire Uchiha to blow up in an instant, but there was no way, the genes of the entire Uchiha clan were afraid of spicy food, and dozens of Uchihas made noise for a long time, but no one came out.

"I don't even have the courage to stand up. Why, just a few plates of chili scared you? Hahahahahaha."

Senjuhei didn't have any malicious intentions, but the two clans were born enemies. Not long ago, the Uchiha patriarch became Hokage, which made the whole Uchiha stunned for a long time. At this time, he finally found a chance to block them, watching He was so happy that those arrogant and indifferent faces were speechless because of his anger.

Ruihuo raised his eyebrows, put the Hanxing in his hand into Quannai's arms, and walked out.

"Hey, Miss Ruihuo—"

Quan Nai only felt his hands sinking, and watched Rui Huo walk out aggressively, with a dumbfounding expression on his face. In his opinion, such words were not provocative at all, but just the daily fighting spirit between the two races.Unexpectedly, Ruihuo really went.At this time, Qian Yan suddenly appeared beside Quan Nai, with a white and soft ball on his head, and patted him on the shoulder, asking

"Hey, Quanna, long time no see."

"Brother Qianyan! The mirror has grown so big."

Quan Nai's attention was instantly attracted by Xiaotuanzi sitting on Qianyan's neck. The almost one-year-old little guy was white and clean, with big and round cat eyes as beautiful as glass, and pink and tender lips. Upturned unconsciously, looking pleasing and cute, he babbled and muttered, waving his short fleshy hands and pointing to Ruihuo not far away.

"Rui... Ari...."

Qian Yan lowered his brows helplessly, his silly father would accompany Xiaotuanzi whenever he was free, but in the end he was not as popular as Ruihuo, who had only visited a few times, and the first word he learned was neither father nor Mom, but Rui, this kind of differential treatment made him sour like a lemon.

Mizuho, ​​who came out of a group of Uchihas, attracted the attention of all. When the people behind her saw her walking past, little stars lit up in their eyes, and they cheered and screamed endlessly, just like the scene of an idol meeting. .

"Master Ruihuo!"

"Master Ruihuo, come on—"

"Ahhhhh, Master Ruihuo is so handsome~~~"

"Master Ruihuo, don't be too reluctant, there is no sense of accomplishment at all if you win against those idiots with long muscles!"

"..."

Rui Huo calmly walked over to find a place to sit down, and glanced coolly at Qian Shouping, making his scalp tingle.The boss saw that the atmosphere was almost ready, so he beat the long drum and drank loudly,

"Game start!"

Everyone except Ruihuo started to gobble it up, and the moment the scarlet chili powder entered their mouths, many people burst into tears instantly.Ruihuo was not in a hurry, she took out an exquisite dagger and chopped the thick roasted meat, then picked up a piece with chopsticks dipped in chili and put it in her mouth, perfectly maintaining the elegant demeanor of the Uchiha clan.

"A beauty is indeed a beauty, even eating barbecue is so good..."

Compared with a group of rough men with tears and snot in their noses, Ruihuo's eating looks particularly pleasing to the eye.And even if there are so many peppers stuck to each piece of meat, she doesn't feel the slightest discomfort on the surface, on the contrary...

How do you look at the bulging cheeks and the squinted cat eyes-it seems to be a little bit of enjoyment? ?

Qianyan next to him almost dropped his jaw in shock. He grew up watching Ruihuo, and it’s not like he never ate chili peppers when he was a child. He still remembers that Ruihuo was so hot that he burst into tears. with.

Madara also came over at this moment, and he knew that Ruihuo must be in the dessert house as soon as he guessed, but why are there so many people around?Madara found Quanna, and the people around him made way for him.

"Clan...... Hokage-sama."

"Lord Hokage."

Madara nodded indifferently, walked to Quanna, before saying anything, his eyes were attracted by Ruihuo who was eating deliciously not far away, watching her eat so many chili peppers in one bite, and the tip of her nose was full of pungent and choking Madara's brow furrowed immediately.

"That idiot..."

Time passed by, Ruihuo was originally the last one because of her slow movements, but now she gradually caught up, and the first empty plate was stacked beside her.One-third of the people had already quit the competition, and the rest of them were sweating profusely, their entire faces turned red, and the frenzied meat stuffing just now slowed down, breathing in continuously.

Ruihuo still has that slow look, others seem to be being punished, but she seems to be enjoying some delicious food, which makes the Uchiha people who originally thought she was just going up to support the scene suddenly ignite hope,

"Could it be... Could Master Ruihuo really eat spicy food?"

"Nonsense, Master Ruihuo is omnipotent!"

"Come on~ Lord Ruihuo!"

The three men of the Uchiha family and a small dumpling were all dumbfounded, but the three paralyzed faces of the same style made others unable to see their inner confusion.Jing seemed to be infected by the warm atmosphere, even though he was choked to tears, he still waved his small fists and babbled to cheer Ruihuo,

"Rui...Rui...Ah~"

Qianshouping, who had already eaten twenty plates, had been turned into a sausage mouth, his forehead was covered with sweat, and even his neck had turned red. Now it was only him and Ruihuo left.Because of his slow speed, Ruihuo had three sets less than him.But the scary thing is that Rui Huo didn't feel forced at all, that little pink face didn't even break out of sweat, it was just that his lips were a little bright red.

No one expected that the last dark horse turned out to be a member of Uchiha, a ninja who obviously didn't even touch a little chili, unexpectedly produced such a capable person, and she was also a woman.

Ruihuo has now slowly caught up to the tie, and both of them have eaten 25 dishes, but Qianshouping has reached the limit, but Ruihuo still seems to be at ease.At the end of the thirtieth plate, Qian Shouping couldn't hold on any longer, his stomach was burning, and the severe pain forced him to put down his chopsticks, clutching his stomach and staggering away.

Rui Huo, who had satisfactorily completed forty dishes, also put down his chopsticks because... there was no more meat.

The boss ran over graciously to announce the final winner, and then registered her joy, and the Uchiha people who watched on the side burst into a burst of strong cheers.Quan Nai hurriedly brought a bowl of hot milk from the dessert house over for Rui Huo to drink, and then rinsed her mouth with strong tea.Ruihuo licked her slightly hot lips, and felt that the taste was not bad.

"Ruihuojiang, when did you become so good at eating spicy food?"

Qian Yan was simply dumbfounded.Rui Huo took Jing Jing who was waving his little fist excitedly from him and hugged him in his arms. A wet saliva was left on his face by the little guy, teasing him while talking.

"Recently, I suddenly fell in love with it, and I don't know."

Madara reached out to lift Xiaotuanzi and stuffed it back into Qianyan's arms, then wiped off the water stains on Ruihuo's face with disgust, and pulled the person over to block Jing's view.Ruihuo was poked hard on the forehead by Madara, and hugged his head aggrievedly,

"Uchiha Mizuho, ​​are you too busy, you will definitely have a stomachache and can't sleep when you go back tonight!"

"Then...then let's eat something else? Neutralize it and it won't hurt."

Rui Huo smiled flatteringly, tugged at the corner of Spot's clothes, then reached in and pinched his thumb, slowly rubbing it with his tender palm.Being forcefully stuffed into the arms of his silly father, Xiaotuanzi cried as soon as his mouth deflated, and when he saw Madara poking Ruihuo's forehead, he grabbed Master Hokage's fried hair angrily and anxiously.

Madara doesn't like this little crying bag that clings to Ruihuo every day. How dare this guy pull his hair? ! !The cold and handsome face turned dark instantly, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and called out Xiaotuanzi's name,

"U·Chi·Ha·Mirror!"

The author has something to say:

Double update~~~~

I don’t know what clues you saw and didn’t murmur (laughing)