General, please have some candy
Chapter 65
wait, what is this?Beauty trick?Gu Yue looked at the handsome face who was less than an inch away from him, and immediately gave up resistance and completely surrendered.
"I'll just say I'm sure my brother will win. No one can overwhelm my brother, except Jasmine." Xiao Mengyi jumped up and down happily, and roared to the sky.
But the screams from Wang Li beside him pulled him back from celebrating his birthday. He looked down, and in an instant, the two people in the water turned over. Holding it down, coupled with the murderous aura all over his body, even Meng Yi felt that the eldest brother who had always been invincible in all battles was completely finished this time.
A big wave came over and splashed their faces, Gu Yue pulled Meng Tian up, and the autumn wind blew past, making them shiver.
"Master Gu, Brother Meng, hurry back to the carriage and change your clothes first, don't get cold," Wang Li, who has been ill for a long time, immediately suggested.
The four of them returned to the carriage to change their clothes, and then sat back on the big rock by the sea, looking at the vast and magnificent sea, no one cared about making noises for a while.
A Taoist in Tsing Yi held a white porcelain vase, sang the song of becoming a fairy, and floated from the sea in a small boat.
Gu Yue stared at the porcelain vase in the hands of the Taoist, and remembered the red glutinous rice balls that the first emperor ate in the underworld. Xu Fu, the most successful liar in history, appeared on the stage wearing his immortal human skin. .
"There really are immortals!" Wang Li opened his mouth wide, staring blankly at Xu Fu, who was handsome and fairy-like, came stepping on the water.
Gu Yue kept staring at Xu Fu. He suppressed the anger of the first emperor who had been waiting for decades, and the contempt of a modern person for the big fool, and watched Xu Fu approaching calmly.
Seeing the four young men in Huayi looking at him curiously, Xu Fu smiled, stepped forward, made a bow, and opened his red lips lightly: "The poor are polite."
The three hurriedly got up to return the salute, and looked at him with good feelings.
"Did the Taoist priest come from the sea? Do you have any strange knowledge?" Gu Yue sat without moving, and only cupped his hands symbolically.
"Pindao saw a fairy mountain the day before yesterday. The elixir in my hand was a gift from the fairy on the mountain. If you are interested in giving it a try, young master, you only need to eat a hundred pills, and you will become a fairy and live forever." Xu Fu's voice was melodious. , with a light tone, and what he said sounds very compelling.
At first, he thought that he deceived the first emperor because he was looking for immortals but failed, but he was already a liar. Gu Yue looked at him coldly, stretched out his hand and smiled, "Can I have a look?"
Xu Fu carefully poured out a small red pill from the porcelain bottle and handed it over.
Gu Yue put it under his nose and smelled it, and there was a faint scent of grass and trees, and more of a rusty smell.
"How much is this medicine worth?" Gu Yue squeezed the small pill and went straight to the point, wanting to give this person a chance at last.
"Although this medicine depends on chance and coincidence, the poor Taoist has a little celestial relationship, so he can get a little. It can be said to be a priceless treasure, but seeing the young master's appearance, the poor Taoist regards it as a good fate, and a thousand gold coins are enough." Xu Fu was very pleased. Said arrogantly.
"Xu Fu, do you know who we are?" Gu Yue threw the small pill into the air, watching it fall into the sand with disdain.
"You, how do you know the name of the poor? Who are you?" A trace of nervousness slipped across Xu Fu's face.
"I know a lot, because we are the immortals you saw on the fairy mountain. You sold fake medicines under our banner. Are you guilty?" Gu Yue lowered his voice, posing as a majestic emperor, Anger rolled in his black eyes, and he stared straight at Xu Fu.
The sea also turned up big waves, and the cold sea breeze was mixed with the frightened chirping of seabirds, which really meant that the gods were angry.
Xu Fu looked at the increasingly dark sea, then at the majestic nobleman, knelt down with a plop, pleaded guilty, and hoped that the immortal would forgive him.
"Turn around, when the wind is calm and the sea is calm, you will go out to sea and return to the fairy mountain. You will be a slave for life, and you will not be allowed to return to the shore. If you violate it, you will be buried in the bottom of the sea."
Seeing Xu Fu kneeling obediently towards the sea, Gu Yue hurriedly waved to the three of them, ran back to the carriage gently, and galloped away.
Xu Fu didn't hear anything for a long time, and looked back cautiously, but he didn't see the fairy's half shadow. He was so frightened that he knelt down again, patiently waiting for the tide to go out to sea again, and following the instructions of the fairy, he would stay in the fairy mountain forever.
"Mr. Gu, how do you know that man is a liar? Can I really think he is a fairy?" Wang Li poked his head out curiously after getting back into the carriage.
"Haha, because I am the king, the king of destiny, I will receive instructions from the heavens." Gu Yue went to the countryside to do as the Romans did, and ruthlessly used the superstitions of the time to establish an authority for the first emperor.
"Wow, Your Majesty, then our business is safe, no one will dare to fight against the destiny." Wang Li looked over with admiration.
But the strong wind at sea is not the help of gods, it is really going to rain, Meng Tian patted his horse and said, "We must hurry up, or we won't be able to reach the inn before dark."
There seemed to be a group of black spots on the road ahead, but it wasn't until he got closer that Gu Yue could see that it was a group of robbers blocking the road.
Wang Li poked his head out and roared majesticly: "The destiny is here, so hurry up and get out of the way."
The men blocking the way looked at each other, and after a long silence, the second-in-charge standing next to the leader shouted back unwillingly: "The fate is here, so hurry up and surrender."
These days, destiny is so worthless, on this desolate ancient road, you can meet two people, who is it, King Qi, King Han, King Wei, King Yan, King Zhao, or King Chu?
"I don't know which destiny is the hero in front of me?"Gu Yue clasped his fists at the leading burly man and asked quackly.
"I am Jia Tianming, which destiny are you?" The big man also cupped his fists and bowed back.
"Ah, it's really a fate. I'm under the fate of Zhen Tianming. Hello, big brother." Gu Yue laughed loudly, untied a small package from Meng Tian's horse, and threw it to the second leader who called out.
"It's just a heart, please accept it. It's getting late, and I have to rush to stay. Please make it easier for me."
The second master weighed the package and nodded to the boss. Seeing that the boss was still calm, he shouted on his own initiative: "Leave the carriage, you can go."
"No, my son is weak and can't ride a horse." Gu Yue's tone hardened after hearing the sound of horse's hoofs coming from behind.
"Two Tianmings can't be accommodated in one day. Brothers, go up to me and kill Zhen Tianming." The second leader gave his boss a horse and rushed up, brandishing a long knife.
Dozens of figures rose up behind him, their long swords flying, and within a moment, corpses were left all over the ancient road.
"My subordinate came late to rescue me, please forgive me by the king." The leading guard knelt down and bowed his head to plead guilty.
"It's not too late, it's just in time to come, wait to receive the reward after returning to Xianyang," Gu Yue patted the horse and continued walking.
But the rain ran faster than the horses, and the four of them hurriedly squeezed into Wang Li's carriage. Although the carriage was big, it suddenly became overcrowded when four big boys were squeezed into it.
Meng Tian was the last one to come up, and there were no more seats left. Gu Yue patted his thigh and said with a smile, "Come on, Tian, sitting here is much more comfortable than a mat."
Meng Tian glanced at him, smiled shyly, turned around and pulled the fat brother up, sat down, and let Meng Yi sit on his lap.
"Brother, you are so stupid, the king's legs are so comfortable, not like yours, lean and thin, oops, it hurts my buttocks." Meng Yi complained with bared teeth.
"Don't be rude to the king," Meng Tian said with a serious face, the fat brother was so frightened that he didn't say a word.
The tutoring is very strict.
Fortunately, it was not far from the inn. They got out of the carriage, asked for a large guest room, took a hot bath, and ordered food and drinks directly to the room.
When the three people who grew up in Qin State saw the pots of seafood, they were surprised and didn't know what to do.
Gu Yue smiled and demonstrated one by one.
Wang Li's gaze was filled with admiration. It was a destiny. He knew everything. Maybe the king really came down from the fairy mountains on the sea.
Gu Yue picked up a large razor clam, dipped it in vinegar, handed it to Wang Li, and ordered the shop assistant to bring a bowl of ginger soup for him to drink.
This small body can't stand the cold.
Seeing that Meng Tian was eye-to-eye with the big crab, he had no choice but to pick it up, peeled one himself first, and quietly put it on the plate in front of him.
"Autumn high crab fat, taste it quickly." Gu Yue looked at Meng Tian and said with a smile.
Only Meng Yi, who did not get the blue eyes of the king, looked at him, and said quietly: "Brother, it's not like you haven't eaten when you were at home. What's the matter today, didn't you bring your hand?"
Seeing that Meng Tian, who was far less talkative than his younger brother, didn't answer, Gu Yue immediately stepped forward, raised his chin at Meng Yi, and said provocatively: "My son just likes to peel him, what's the matter, do you have any opinions?"
"Hmph, it's not as good as Jasmine's peeling, she's stuffed in her mouth." Meng Yi rolled his eyes, not to be outdone.
Gu Yue was choked for a while, and he took it easy before retorting indifferently: "Can a good man fight a woman? Come on, I'll give you one too, just shut up."
Meng Yi took it, then smiled, and concentrated on eating crab roe.
After eating, Gu Yue dragged them to talk for a while, seeing that there was no seafood reaction, so he went to sleep on the bed.
Early the next morning, Gu Yue was awakened by a burst of yelling, hurriedly got up, and saw Meng Yi pointing at Wang Li's face, with his mouth open in surprise.
Wang Li's fair face was covered with tiny red bumps. Gu Yue knew at a glance that it was a seafood allergy, so he hurriedly dressed, hugged Wang Li, and ran out.
Meng Tian followed behind, saw the innkeeper come out yawning, hurriedly stepped forward and asked where the best medical clinic is.
Two hundred steps ahead, turn left one hundred steps, turn right, "Taishi Medical Museum".
Gu Yue ran forward quickly, and stopped when he saw the flag of the medical center, and Meng Tian stepped forward to knock on the door.
After a long time, a hale and hearty old man came out, and he couldn't help being taken aback when he saw the two of them.Gu Yue sent Wang Li to him, and said anxiously: "Please show me, my son, I ate a lot of seafood last night."
"I'll just say I'm sure my brother will win. No one can overwhelm my brother, except Jasmine." Xiao Mengyi jumped up and down happily, and roared to the sky.
But the screams from Wang Li beside him pulled him back from celebrating his birthday. He looked down, and in an instant, the two people in the water turned over. Holding it down, coupled with the murderous aura all over his body, even Meng Yi felt that the eldest brother who had always been invincible in all battles was completely finished this time.
A big wave came over and splashed their faces, Gu Yue pulled Meng Tian up, and the autumn wind blew past, making them shiver.
"Master Gu, Brother Meng, hurry back to the carriage and change your clothes first, don't get cold," Wang Li, who has been ill for a long time, immediately suggested.
The four of them returned to the carriage to change their clothes, and then sat back on the big rock by the sea, looking at the vast and magnificent sea, no one cared about making noises for a while.
A Taoist in Tsing Yi held a white porcelain vase, sang the song of becoming a fairy, and floated from the sea in a small boat.
Gu Yue stared at the porcelain vase in the hands of the Taoist, and remembered the red glutinous rice balls that the first emperor ate in the underworld. Xu Fu, the most successful liar in history, appeared on the stage wearing his immortal human skin. .
"There really are immortals!" Wang Li opened his mouth wide, staring blankly at Xu Fu, who was handsome and fairy-like, came stepping on the water.
Gu Yue kept staring at Xu Fu. He suppressed the anger of the first emperor who had been waiting for decades, and the contempt of a modern person for the big fool, and watched Xu Fu approaching calmly.
Seeing the four young men in Huayi looking at him curiously, Xu Fu smiled, stepped forward, made a bow, and opened his red lips lightly: "The poor are polite."
The three hurriedly got up to return the salute, and looked at him with good feelings.
"Did the Taoist priest come from the sea? Do you have any strange knowledge?" Gu Yue sat without moving, and only cupped his hands symbolically.
"Pindao saw a fairy mountain the day before yesterday. The elixir in my hand was a gift from the fairy on the mountain. If you are interested in giving it a try, young master, you only need to eat a hundred pills, and you will become a fairy and live forever." Xu Fu's voice was melodious. , with a light tone, and what he said sounds very compelling.
At first, he thought that he deceived the first emperor because he was looking for immortals but failed, but he was already a liar. Gu Yue looked at him coldly, stretched out his hand and smiled, "Can I have a look?"
Xu Fu carefully poured out a small red pill from the porcelain bottle and handed it over.
Gu Yue put it under his nose and smelled it, and there was a faint scent of grass and trees, and more of a rusty smell.
"How much is this medicine worth?" Gu Yue squeezed the small pill and went straight to the point, wanting to give this person a chance at last.
"Although this medicine depends on chance and coincidence, the poor Taoist has a little celestial relationship, so he can get a little. It can be said to be a priceless treasure, but seeing the young master's appearance, the poor Taoist regards it as a good fate, and a thousand gold coins are enough." Xu Fu was very pleased. Said arrogantly.
"Xu Fu, do you know who we are?" Gu Yue threw the small pill into the air, watching it fall into the sand with disdain.
"You, how do you know the name of the poor? Who are you?" A trace of nervousness slipped across Xu Fu's face.
"I know a lot, because we are the immortals you saw on the fairy mountain. You sold fake medicines under our banner. Are you guilty?" Gu Yue lowered his voice, posing as a majestic emperor, Anger rolled in his black eyes, and he stared straight at Xu Fu.
The sea also turned up big waves, and the cold sea breeze was mixed with the frightened chirping of seabirds, which really meant that the gods were angry.
Xu Fu looked at the increasingly dark sea, then at the majestic nobleman, knelt down with a plop, pleaded guilty, and hoped that the immortal would forgive him.
"Turn around, when the wind is calm and the sea is calm, you will go out to sea and return to the fairy mountain. You will be a slave for life, and you will not be allowed to return to the shore. If you violate it, you will be buried in the bottom of the sea."
Seeing Xu Fu kneeling obediently towards the sea, Gu Yue hurriedly waved to the three of them, ran back to the carriage gently, and galloped away.
Xu Fu didn't hear anything for a long time, and looked back cautiously, but he didn't see the fairy's half shadow. He was so frightened that he knelt down again, patiently waiting for the tide to go out to sea again, and following the instructions of the fairy, he would stay in the fairy mountain forever.
"Mr. Gu, how do you know that man is a liar? Can I really think he is a fairy?" Wang Li poked his head out curiously after getting back into the carriage.
"Haha, because I am the king, the king of destiny, I will receive instructions from the heavens." Gu Yue went to the countryside to do as the Romans did, and ruthlessly used the superstitions of the time to establish an authority for the first emperor.
"Wow, Your Majesty, then our business is safe, no one will dare to fight against the destiny." Wang Li looked over with admiration.
But the strong wind at sea is not the help of gods, it is really going to rain, Meng Tian patted his horse and said, "We must hurry up, or we won't be able to reach the inn before dark."
There seemed to be a group of black spots on the road ahead, but it wasn't until he got closer that Gu Yue could see that it was a group of robbers blocking the road.
Wang Li poked his head out and roared majesticly: "The destiny is here, so hurry up and get out of the way."
The men blocking the way looked at each other, and after a long silence, the second-in-charge standing next to the leader shouted back unwillingly: "The fate is here, so hurry up and surrender."
These days, destiny is so worthless, on this desolate ancient road, you can meet two people, who is it, King Qi, King Han, King Wei, King Yan, King Zhao, or King Chu?
"I don't know which destiny is the hero in front of me?"Gu Yue clasped his fists at the leading burly man and asked quackly.
"I am Jia Tianming, which destiny are you?" The big man also cupped his fists and bowed back.
"Ah, it's really a fate. I'm under the fate of Zhen Tianming. Hello, big brother." Gu Yue laughed loudly, untied a small package from Meng Tian's horse, and threw it to the second leader who called out.
"It's just a heart, please accept it. It's getting late, and I have to rush to stay. Please make it easier for me."
The second master weighed the package and nodded to the boss. Seeing that the boss was still calm, he shouted on his own initiative: "Leave the carriage, you can go."
"No, my son is weak and can't ride a horse." Gu Yue's tone hardened after hearing the sound of horse's hoofs coming from behind.
"Two Tianmings can't be accommodated in one day. Brothers, go up to me and kill Zhen Tianming." The second leader gave his boss a horse and rushed up, brandishing a long knife.
Dozens of figures rose up behind him, their long swords flying, and within a moment, corpses were left all over the ancient road.
"My subordinate came late to rescue me, please forgive me by the king." The leading guard knelt down and bowed his head to plead guilty.
"It's not too late, it's just in time to come, wait to receive the reward after returning to Xianyang," Gu Yue patted the horse and continued walking.
But the rain ran faster than the horses, and the four of them hurriedly squeezed into Wang Li's carriage. Although the carriage was big, it suddenly became overcrowded when four big boys were squeezed into it.
Meng Tian was the last one to come up, and there were no more seats left. Gu Yue patted his thigh and said with a smile, "Come on, Tian, sitting here is much more comfortable than a mat."
Meng Tian glanced at him, smiled shyly, turned around and pulled the fat brother up, sat down, and let Meng Yi sit on his lap.
"Brother, you are so stupid, the king's legs are so comfortable, not like yours, lean and thin, oops, it hurts my buttocks." Meng Yi complained with bared teeth.
"Don't be rude to the king," Meng Tian said with a serious face, the fat brother was so frightened that he didn't say a word.
The tutoring is very strict.
Fortunately, it was not far from the inn. They got out of the carriage, asked for a large guest room, took a hot bath, and ordered food and drinks directly to the room.
When the three people who grew up in Qin State saw the pots of seafood, they were surprised and didn't know what to do.
Gu Yue smiled and demonstrated one by one.
Wang Li's gaze was filled with admiration. It was a destiny. He knew everything. Maybe the king really came down from the fairy mountains on the sea.
Gu Yue picked up a large razor clam, dipped it in vinegar, handed it to Wang Li, and ordered the shop assistant to bring a bowl of ginger soup for him to drink.
This small body can't stand the cold.
Seeing that Meng Tian was eye-to-eye with the big crab, he had no choice but to pick it up, peeled one himself first, and quietly put it on the plate in front of him.
"Autumn high crab fat, taste it quickly." Gu Yue looked at Meng Tian and said with a smile.
Only Meng Yi, who did not get the blue eyes of the king, looked at him, and said quietly: "Brother, it's not like you haven't eaten when you were at home. What's the matter today, didn't you bring your hand?"
Seeing that Meng Tian, who was far less talkative than his younger brother, didn't answer, Gu Yue immediately stepped forward, raised his chin at Meng Yi, and said provocatively: "My son just likes to peel him, what's the matter, do you have any opinions?"
"Hmph, it's not as good as Jasmine's peeling, she's stuffed in her mouth." Meng Yi rolled his eyes, not to be outdone.
Gu Yue was choked for a while, and he took it easy before retorting indifferently: "Can a good man fight a woman? Come on, I'll give you one too, just shut up."
Meng Yi took it, then smiled, and concentrated on eating crab roe.
After eating, Gu Yue dragged them to talk for a while, seeing that there was no seafood reaction, so he went to sleep on the bed.
Early the next morning, Gu Yue was awakened by a burst of yelling, hurriedly got up, and saw Meng Yi pointing at Wang Li's face, with his mouth open in surprise.
Wang Li's fair face was covered with tiny red bumps. Gu Yue knew at a glance that it was a seafood allergy, so he hurriedly dressed, hugged Wang Li, and ran out.
Meng Tian followed behind, saw the innkeeper come out yawning, hurriedly stepped forward and asked where the best medical clinic is.
Two hundred steps ahead, turn left one hundred steps, turn right, "Taishi Medical Museum".
Gu Yue ran forward quickly, and stopped when he saw the flag of the medical center, and Meng Tian stepped forward to knock on the door.
After a long time, a hale and hearty old man came out, and he couldn't help being taken aback when he saw the two of them.Gu Yue sent Wang Li to him, and said anxiously: "Please show me, my son, I ate a lot of seafood last night."
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