General, please have some candy

A tall man was drinking a small wine leisurely, sitting crookedly, looking over lazily.

"Ah, it's brother Liu Bang, how are you living here?" Yan Wang ran over in small steps.

Liu Bang turned his head to Gu Yue, "Isn't this Mr. Gu, I am Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, my wife..."

"Liu Jizhuzi, dare to be called the emperor in front of me, aren't you afraid of infringement?" A cold scolding sound full of disdain came from above.

A man in black sat majestically at a place ten steps higher than all the emperors in the room. He scooped up a small red glutinous rice ball with a small spoon, put it in his mouth, and squinted at it while chewing.

Liu Bang immediately stood up, saluted respectfully, and shut his mouth.

Hades bent his waist even lower, and the mosquito hummed and said, "Your Majesty the First Emperor, what are your orders?"

"Hmph, to avenge the grievances of loyal ministers, ha, let's avenge my grievances first." The First Emperor swallowed another small red glutinous rice ball.

"Well, your family, Hu Hai, did kill General Meng Tian unjustly, but you insisted on taking the punishment on behalf of your son. This little Hades respects you very much, and there is no excessive punishment. How could you still be wronged?" Yan Wang pouted aggrievedly.

"There is no excessive punishment? Damn you try to eat the elixir three times a day, ah, come on, try?" Qin Shihuang scooped up a red glutinous rice ball and held it up to Hades.

"Didn't you like this before you were alive? This little Hades did an investigation. At first, he wanted to do what he liked and give you a sweet little punishment." The Hades was even more aggrieved.

"Haha, I just ask to drink every day as punishment. I don't need to take pills, and I am as happy as a fairy!" Liu Bang said leisurely.

"Shut up! Liu Ji, are you looking for something? You and your stinky descendants are not the only ones who have made up all of my black material. What kind of burning books and deceiving scholars is comparable to your "rejecting a hundred schools of thought and respecting Confucianism alone" It is against the law of heaven to unify the six countries and realize the prefectures and counties. Whose grandson canceled the enfeoffment of the seven countries and copied the prefecture and county system of our Daqin? Did Wei Huo take the same road built by the Qin Dynasty to attack the Xiongnu? What's more, building the Great Wall is a waste of people and money. When you are surrounded by the Xiongnu and climbed the mountain, don't use beautiful women to save yourself. And you, Mr. Gu, even if In modern times, if you have the ability, don’t go to the Great Wall to be a bad guy, don’t print the Great Wall on coins, ah, it’s the county, don’t you still use the title I set at that time?”

After a long speech, Emperor Shihuang let out a breath and swallowed another small glutinous rice ball.

Gu Yue was covered in a powerful imperial air, staring blankly at Shi Huangdi, finally opened his lips and squeezed out a few words.

"Emperor Shi Huang, I will go to appease General Meng Tian on your behalf. Do you have anything else to say?"

Qin Shihuang had a sullen face, glanced at him, and said lightly: "I will take responsibility for what I do. Burning books will continue to be burned, Confucianism will be burned, Confucianism will be burned, and the Great Wall will be built. Don't change the major policies. Monty is fine."

When the word Meng Tian was mentioned, a gentle look appeared on the face of Emperor Shi Huang, as if he had fallen into some kind of sweet memory.

"Be nice to him." Shi Huang stepped down, stretched out his hand, and took a picture with Gu Yue, a white light flashed, and the script of Qin Shi Huang's life flew into Gu Yue's mind.

Before closing his eyes, he heard Qin Shihuang yelling in a daze: "The first thing to do when you go back is to cut off that thing of Lao Ai first."

There were raindrops of fists falling on his face, and Gu Yue hissed in pain, was he wearing the wrong clothes or smacking the ground, Qin Shihuang, the majestic Qin Shihuang, is being beaten?

Gu Yue wanted to sit up, but was pushed to the ground by another person. Gu Yue stretched out his hand, grabbed the person's face, and tore off the black cloth covering his face, revealing a fierce young face. Coming out, while he was slightly taken aback, Gu Yue grabbed one of his arms and stood up.

The young man who came back to his senses immediately fought back, and the two rolled into a ball again, and several other people also rushed forward, greeting Shi Huangdi's ass warmly.

There was a crisp sound of horseshoes from far to near, several people glanced at each other, got up quickly, and ran to the distance.

A slender and beautiful hand stretched out, accompanied by a cold voice: "Are you okay?"

Gu Yue grinned his teeth in pain, grabbed the hand that was stretched out, stood up with strength, opened the only remaining good eye, and looked over.

Lang, a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, was riding on a tall white horse, with the cold moon behind him, shrouded in a clear light, was a picture-like face.

And the boy's expression was colder than the moon behind him.

"The curfew is coming soon, go home!" The boy glanced at Gu Yue, and the voice without emotion sounded again.

"Who are you?" Gu Yue straightened his chest, raised his chin, and tried to put on a little air of a king.

"Meng Tian." The young man replied indifferently.

Gu Yue was taken aback. The first meeting between Emperor Shihuang and Meng Tian turned out to be so embarrassing.

"It turned out to be the son of Meng Aiqing's family. I don't know where the two guards of the king have been taken by them. You can escort the king back to the palace." After standing up, Gu Yue ordered in a very imperial manner.

Meng Tian frowned slightly, then looked at his face covered in mud and swollen like a pig's head.

The clapper in Xianyang Palace rang twelve times in the distance, and Gu Yue and Meng Tian couldn't help but looked at each other. This sound indicated that the palace gate had been locked.

"Meng Tian, ​​take me to your residence first, and return to the palace tomorrow morning." Gu Yue quickly made a decision.

Those good-looking hands stretched out again, pulled him onto the horse, stepped on the ground, and the white horse carried the two teenagers back to the Meng Mansion.

Meng Tian didn't disturb anyone in the mansion, but quietly prepared hot water for Gu Yue to take a bath in the inner room.

When Gu Yue walked in, he saw that the water in the wooden barrel was steaming, and the new inner clothes were neatly stacked and put aside, and two large pure white bath cloths were hung on both sides of the wooden barrel, which looked like a pair of wipes. Wipe his head with one and wipe his body, this Meng Tian's preparation is really in line with the habits of the first emperor.

The season at this time should be early spring, and it was still a bit cold at night. Gu Yue quickly took off his dirty single clothes, jumped into the hot water, and soaked hard for a while, feeling a little sweat on his body, so he pulled it off. Drying himself off with a bath cloth, he put on the white undershirt.

The size is just right, Meng Tian is the same age as Ying Zheng, and looks about the same size.

When he came out, he saw a fat young boy with fair skin, red lips and white teeth. He looked two or three years younger than Meng Tian. Gu Yue quickly sorted out the life script of the first emperor, and knew that this was Meng Tian's younger brother. Meng Yi.

Meng Yi was much more talkative than his brother. He stood up, smiled happily at Gu Yue, and asked curiously, "Are you really King Qin? I've never seen you before."

"Meng Yi, where's your brother?" Gu Yue smiled at him and asked softly.

Meng Tian walked in with a quilt in his arms, put it on the couch outside, glanced at Gu Yue, bowed his hands and bowed to him, and said indifferently: "I would like to invite the King of Qin to be wronged for a night in the humble house, Yi'er, hurry up!" Go back to your room and sleep, King Qin is tired."

Meng Yi backed out with a face full of reluctance, and looked at Gu Yue several times as he retreated, almost tripping over the threshold.

Gu Yue couldn't help laughing, looked at Meng Tian's calm face, and thought that these two brothers really didn't have the same temper.

Meng Tian bent down slightly, stretched out his arms, and invited Gu Yue into the inner room to rest.

This should be the bed that Li Mengtian sleeps in on weekdays. It is very big, and all the bedding has been replaced with new ones. It looks clean and comfortable. When Gu Yue got into the bed, he felt something warm under his feet.

Gu Yue lifted the quilt and saw that it was a treasure that had just been caged. The orange cotton cloth was wrapped in a red copper cage, and it looked warm.

Meng Tian followed in. He took out a small light green bottle and a piece of white cloth from his sleeve, and without saying a word, he quickly poured some black liquid medicine from the bottle on the white cloth, and then gently pressed the cloth to the corner of Gu Yue's eyes. place.

"It hurts a bit, bear with it." Meng Tian glanced at Gu Yue, and put his other hand on Gu Yue's shoulder.

When I first touched it, it was cold and comfortable, and then it was hot and painful. This medicine is very overbearing.

Gritting his teeth, coupled with the pride of being the first emperor, Gu Yue carried it off abruptly, keeping his face unchanged in a very manly manner.

"After tonight, the bruise will disappear, and I will tie you up again tomorrow morning, and it will be almost healed." Meng Tian put away the medicine cloth, helped him pull up the quilt, and went out.

The effect of hot water bath began to appear, before Gu Yue closed his eyes, he saw that Meng Tian outside was not asleep, but was sitting on the bed reading a book.

In the early morning of the next day, Gu Yue felt the corners of his eyes turn icy cold, and knew that Meng Tian was binding medicine to him again. Before he opened his eyes, he curled up the corners of his mouth and smiled.

"Brother, look, the king smiled, is he having some kind of dream?" A crisp voice sounded, and it sounded like Meng Yi.

Gu Yue thought it was fun, so he deliberately closed his eyes, waiting for his brother to say something, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't hear Meng Tian's voice, so he couldn't hold back, and slowly opened his eyes.

A pair of black eyes were staring at him with a clear expression.

"Hey, Meng Tian, ​​how do you know I'm awake?" Gu Yue stood up and approached him curiously.

"When you heard Yi'er talking, your breathing rhythm became different and your ears pricked up. Isn't that obvious?" Meng Tian's tone was rarely teased.

"Awesome, no wonder you can become a great general." Gu Yue patted him on the shoulder.

"General? How does the king know?" Meng Tian was very calm and rational.

"Ah, haha, this king had a dream. I dreamed that you became a general and led an army to beat the Huns in the north to pieces." Gu Yue fooled around half-truthfully.

Meng Tian took a serious look at Gu Yue, and for the first time there was a look of shock on his face. He was currently studying books about the Huns, but why did this great king have such a dream in such a timely manner?

Meng Yi was very lively, he took Gu Yue's hand and asked expectantly if he could follow the king to the palace to play.