General, please have some candy

On the plain thirty miles outside Xiping Fort, the loess avenue has been splashed with clean water. The grass on both sides of the road is a little yellow, and it is bent over by the red cannons. Soldiers with bright armor are lined up on both sides. The flag of the Ming Dynasty fluttered in the autumn wind. Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty was wearing a red dragon robe surrounded by the sun and rolling the sun. Surrounded by a group of generals in white armor and red robes, he sat on a dragon chariot and looked ahead quietly.

Dust was flying in the distance, a group of hundreds of people stopped 500 meters ahead, and the burly man on the horse got off his horse and strode over.

The most authentic inheritor of Genghis Khan's gold family, with a red-black complexion, countless small pins on his head, red, yellow, and blue beads tied on the tip of the pin, and a huge scarf around his neck. The gold collar was engraved with a bright sun, and even the scimitar and scabbard pinned to his waist were made of pure gold.

This No.30 fourth-generation descendant of Genghis Han, who aspired to unify Mongolia, was very satisfied with the super-standard reception etiquette given by Emperor Ming. grunt character.

Gu Yue, who didn't understand what he said, responded to all changes without changing, and looked at him with a flat face. In the eyes of the Ming general, it was our emperor who was so fucking noble and glamorous.

Lin Danhan came in front of him, Gu Yue saw that he had the intention of stretching out his arms to hug him, glanced at the pair of iron arms with criss-crossing and invincible perverted muscles, Gu Yue laughed, and stretched out his hands one step ahead of time, He grasped the big hand with four gold rings on it.

"Hahahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha"

After the two laughed a few times, they found that apart from this common human language, the other side looked confused.

On the importance of translation in foreign affairs communication.

Gu Yue took Lin Danhan's hand, and raised the other hand. Dozens of cannons in red on the side of the road roared loudly in unison. There were a total of twelve rings, and the ground trembled violently. The war horses brought by Lin Danhan were so frightened that they raised their heads and neighed, and some of the shameless horses ran away in fright.

Shock flashed across Lin Danhan's face. He stared at the cannon in red obsessively, as if seeing a peerless beauty, and couldn't move.

Ha, this is the desired effect. Gu Yue kindly took his hand and introduced Yuan Chonghuan who was beside him, and Lin Danhan also pulled out a young man beside him, and introduced him very proudly.

Yuan Chonghuan leaned into his ear and whispered that this was Lin Danhan's son E Zhe. This young man was much more low-key than his father, and he looked very weak, not at all like his father's son.Gu Yue patted him on the shoulder, and gave a long list of common human language: "Hahahaha".

Yuan Chonghuan said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, you can just say it, and I will translate it."

Gu Yue raised his head to look at him, dammit, after haha ​​for a long time, it turned out that Lord Yuan was watching the scenery from the sidelines. This is, he stretched out his hand and lightly thumped his chest to make you mischievous.

Yuan Chonghuan glanced at him quickly, and quickly lowered his head, only showing a little red neck.

Seeing the emperor and ministers of Ming Dynasty teasing easily and happily, Lin Danhan stretched out a thumb towards Gu Yue while laughing, and Gu Yue also laughed and responded with a clasped fist.

Gu Yue glanced at Yuan Chonghuan again, the meaning in his eyes was obvious, since he knew it, he should translate it quickly.

Yuan Chonghuan looked up at him with innocent eyes, Your Majesty, haha, do you still need an interpreter?

The welcome lunch was very sumptuous. The whole roasted sheep and rich spirits were very suitable for Lin Danhan’s taste. This Yuan Chonghuan has a lot of research on Mongolian golden wolves. After a while, these Mongolian men did not perform the unique skill of tearing mutton by hand, but took out a small gold-handled sharp knife inlaid with exquisite gemstones, cut them into pieces gracefully, put them in their mouths, and chattered left and right. Looking at the expression on his face, it should be delicious.

"Your Majesty, they said that the mutton here is not as fat as the one on the grassland, and it is too old to roast, Sai Ya." Yuan Chonghuan came over and made a timely translation.

"Hahahaha" Gu Yue laughed awkwardly, it's better not to translate well.

Gu Yue raised his wine glass to welcome the distinguished guests. Lin Danhan looked at the delicate wine glass and said something to the people around him. After a while, two Mongolian soldiers came up with a stack of golden bowls.

Gu Yue smelled the strong wine in the cup, and looked at the large bowl that could hold twenty cups, feeling a little dizzy.

"Your Majesty only drinks the first bowl of this welcome bowl, and I will drink the rest for you." Translator Yuan came up in time.

Gu Yue braced himself, raised the big yellow bowl, and said loudly to Lin Danhan, "Come on, the Ming Dynasty pays attention to one end, and I only respect Lin Danhan's bowl. The descendants of Genghis Khan are all true heroes. The Great Khan has long unified Mongolia, and I am willing to help."

After listening to Yuan Chonghuan's translation, Lin Danhan was very excited. He held the bowl and touched Gu Yue fiercely. Then, he raised his head and drank it.

Gu Yue stared at the half-bowl of wine left after being touched, secretly happy, and drank it happily, but the joy was too early, the strong wine flowed down his throat, like a knife cut, Gu Yue is now even haha He couldn't come out anymore, he just opened the corners of his mouth stiffly, and forcibly bent out a very happy expression.

A cowhide water bag was handed over, and Yuan Chonghuan bent over with concern in his eyes.

Gu Yue took it, and when he drank it, it turned out to be milk. Under the moisture of the milk, his burning throat gradually became cool.

Seeing the emperor of the Ming Dynasty drinking water from the water bag, Lin Danhan didn't know why, and thought it was the banquet culture of the Ming Dynasty.

After fighting for water for a while, Lin Danhan finally turned to fine wine. He picked up the bowl, flipped through three bowls boldly, said something, and looked at Gu Yue with a smile.

Yuan Chonghuan came out, said something to Lin Danhan, then picked up the golden bowl, and drank three bowls in a row like drinking boiled water.

Next, every time Lin Danhan brought wine, he wanted Gu Yue to drink it, but Yuan Translator performed blindly from the beginning to the end. He just didn't translate his words to the Ming Emperor, but just had a drink with him, and Gu Yue , sitting in the back, watching them fight for wine innocently and with great interest.

The thirstier Lin Danhan became, the redder his face became, and the more Yuan Chonghuan drank, the paler his face became.

After drinking twenty jars of old spirits, Lin Dan Khan was finally helped back to the room by his son, blushing, and Yuan Chonghuan turned his head, sweating profusely, smiled brightly at His Majesty the Emperor, and then fell straight down. over here.

Gu Yue caught him, and for the commander-in-chief who stood in front of him today to protect him from drinking, Gu Yue felt a very pure masculinity in him.

Two guards came up, helped Yuan Chonghuan up, and walked out. Gu Yue anxiously asked the guards around him to make some hangover soup and send it to Lord Yuan and Lin Danhan later.

Gu Yue didn't go back to the room, but sat in front of the table in Yuan Chonghuan's room. He saw the guard coming over with hangover soup. He took it and walked to the bed. The guard helped Yuan Chonghuan up, and Gu Yue scooped it up with a spoon, carefully Send it to Yuan Chonghuan's mouth.

The mouth was slightly opened, and half of the black soup poured in flowed in, and half flowed out. The black soup flowed down the thin chin, through the neck, and onto the beautiful collarbone.

very sexy.

Gu Yue swallowed hard, handed the bowl to the guard, stretched out a hand, pinched his chin, opened his mouth with a little force, took the medicine bowl, and forcibly poured it down.

Seeing the black soup on the collarbone, he finally took out a handkerchief and gently wiped it clean for him. I don't know if it was an illusion or what, when he touched the Adam's apple, Gu Yue felt a slight tremor there.

The place where Yuan Chonghuan lived was far away from where he lived. Gu Yue didn't go back, but just leaned on the other side of the big bed, closed his eyes to rest, and the guards quietly retreated out.

Perhaps that bowl of wine was too much for him, Gu Yue who closed his eyes felt a burst of fatigue, his eyelids sank, and fell asleep.

Hearing the fine and steady breathing, Yuan Chonghuan suddenly opened his eyes. He sat up and looked at His Majesty the Emperor wantonly, over and over again.

The sleeping person didn't know what to think, the corners of his mouth were bent, his body moved dishonestly, his head was tilted on his shoulders, looking very uncomfortable, Yuan Chonghuan sat up, hugged the emperor's shoulders, and wanted to put him down on the bed , let him lie down and sleep.

With one arm wrapped around his shoulders and the other around his waist, just as he hugged the emperor, the head resting on his chest moved in his arms, and then those eyes opened.

Confused, bewildered, sober, dazed, and shocked, the person in his arms experienced a series of complex emotional transitions in an instant, and with an exclamation, he struggled unnaturally, and slapped from Master Yuan's hand, who was also stunned. fell to the ground.

One was standing, the other was lying down, and after the two pairs of eyes collided with embarrassment for a moment, one wanted to stand up quickly, and the other wanted to bend down quickly to help the emperor up. , foreheads meet foreheads, noses meet noses.

Gu Yue rolled his eyes in pain, he touched his tall nose with one hand, but he didn't want to get up, he just sat on the ground so honestly, laughed and joked: "I'm having a daydream, lying on a In the arms of a beauty, when I wake up, I don't think it's Yuan Aiqing."

Yuan Chonghuan squatted beside Gu Yue, stretched out his hand to pull him up, turned around behind him and patted the dust stuck to his buttocks, and replied with a smile: "How can there be such a rough beauty as my minister, who scares your majesty?" Bar?"

"Hey, Aiqing is not rough, she looks more and more attractive, he must have been a handsome man who was chased by beauties when he was young, right?" Gu Yue glanced at him with a smile, and then glanced at the beautiful collarbone.

"No, the minister's wife was still married according to the orders of his parents, and he had no intention of remarrying after he died of illness. The minister has no feelings for women, which made His Majesty laugh." Yuan Chonghuan lowered his head to help himself arrange his clothes, unable to see his face clearly. expression.

Gu Yue didn't understand. He didn't like women, but he was married again. What kind of sexual orientation is this?Straight first and then bent, who bent it