Boy, I'm here to rescue you!
Chapter 1 Time Traveling So Randomly
"The following is a piece of news. Recently, the finale of the TV series "Langya Bang" was broadcast, and the ratings reached a new high. There were many details and scenes that moved people to tears. A woman in city A was watching "Langya Bang" at home at night because of It was too sad, and he passed away without breathing. First of all, we want to express our deep condolences. Later, experts pointed out that audiences should not invest too much emotion when watching TV dramas. For audiences with low tear points, it is recommended Watch together with someone else..."
I floated in front of the TV at home and watched this news break speechlessly.
You read that right, it’s floating, the woman in the news who died because she was too sad to hold her breath in her heart was just mere...
I just watched the mustache and I was so touched that I wanted to replenish water after crying, but I didn't know that the saliva choked me to death!
God wants you to die, you have to die...
I just didn't expect to die when I died, and I actually became A Piao.
but……
I looked at this man (?) standing in front of me, holding a booklet in one hand, a writing brush in the other, dressed in white, and with a pale face.
Weakly said, "Could it be that you are always Bai Wuchang?"
He raised his head and glanced at me, "Yo, you have good eyesight, but it's a pity that you died young, come on, She Qian, right, let's go with you."
I have a black line, and even the officials in the underworld love Beijing movies, but...
"Master Bai Wuchang, I am Yu Qian."
I can guarantee that the moment I said it, I saw his body under the ethereal white clothes tremble, and he quickly opened the booklet in his hand.Then he looked up at me, "Yu Qian, I made a mistake just now, let's go."
I silently looked at the few drops of sweat on his forehead and the calm look in his eyes, "Is it really just a mistake?"
He began to clenched the hand holding the booklet and brush, "Nah, Nao Nao, of course, hurry up."
I looked him up and down, and I don't know if my gaze was a little sharper, but more sweat came out of his forehead, and it seemed that even his body began to tremble.He took a step forward and was about to speak when he quickly knelt down, hugged his head and howled, "Please don't slap me in the face! It's really none of my business! It's Lao Hei who made a mistake with you and She Qian. I'm just here to represent you." Class!" Judging by the proficiency of his movements, he seems to have done it many times.
I should have been very angry when I heard this, but I was surprisingly calm, "I just want to say, let's go."
"Ah?" I looked at his cute dead face, gave him a gentle smile, and then punched him on the nose, "Hehe, don't you slap me in the face? My mother hasn't been paid this month's salary, bastard !"
Hades Palace.
Bai Wuchang stood aside and wept, Hei Wuchang had been lying on the ground and pretending to be dead since just now.I faced Lord Yan's slightly stiff face, trying to be as calm as possible, "So that's what happened, get me back quickly."
Lord Yan stroked his beard, "Ahem, Miss Yu Qian, your body has been cremated, so it may not be possible to get it back..."
His voice became lower and lower under my aggressive gaze, "We will make it up to you!"
I signaled him with my eyes that if he had something to say, he would say and fart.
"Ahem, Miss Yu likes "Langya Bang", how about we send you to that place and let you start a new life?"
I thought about it, anyway, I have no family, and I don’t have any good friends, but it’s a pity that I finally graduated from college and died before I received my salary, so I nodded.
Lord Yan heaved a sigh of relief, "Stop crying for Bai Wuchang, and don't pretend to be dead for Hei Wuchang, hurry up and take Ms. Yu to the Crossing Department."
Damn it, there is such a department as the Transmigration Division, don't they often get wrong souls? Hey!
"I have one last question." I looked at Hades seriously.
He also responded with a serious face, "I have never loved."
I tried my best to calm down, "That's not the problem, funny!"
He was a little embarrassed, "Hehe, miss, please, please."
"My body is gone, so I must not be wearing it," I took a deep breath, "Can you ask me who I am wearing?"
"Miss Yu, don't worry, the person you wear is definitely rich and prosperous, and he lived to the end safely."
I'm a little relieved, but who is it?Nihuang?Don't, I won't go into battle to kill the enemy!Qin as weak?Don't do this, I don't have the IQ to be a counselor!Could it be Gong Yu?This one is not bad... Wait, did Hades not say that he wears men and women?
So I yelled with the last of my strength before I passed out, "Who the hell are you wearing?"
In a trance, I heard the voice of the King of Hades, which seemed to come from far away, "Princess Liyang...Princess Yang...Princess...Princess...Lord..."
Oh princess, it's really good... not bad, your sister!Positive!Hades, I x your mother!
When I was able to open my eyes, the first thing I saw was... what?What is this pile-like thing? !
The stake slowly moved up, and a human face appeared in the field of vision.
I just wanted to yell, but the result was a series of coughing.
"Your Highness, you are awake! Come on, drink some water." It was a girl's voice, why did you call me a princess? Didn't I dress up as the eldest princess of Liyang?
I slowly drank some water, coughed lightly, and asked, "You, uh, where is Lord Hou?" I couldn't help but want to call her by her name, but the soul wearer didn't have the memory of the original owner!Yama I @#¥%&*you!
"His Royal Highness, what are you talking about, Lord Marquis? I don't have Lord Marquis yet."
I was stunned, "How is it possible? It's not that there is a word of thanks..." No, why does my voice sound like a little girl's voice?Then he lowered his head and looked at his hands and chest. The bearded mouth is obviously a child who hasn't grown up. Hey!I have no choice but to use that trick.
My voice was hoarse, trembling and confused as much as possible, "You, who are you? Who am I? Where is this?" After I finished speaking, I fell asleep. Well, my body is still very weak. Let's take a nap first. .
Before losing consciousness again, I heard another shout, "Oh, what's wrong with you, Your Highness! Come here, the imperial physician, the imperial physician!..."
The author has something to say:
So Chapter 1 is finally scumbag. . .It depends on the mood later, because there is no such thing as an outline, and it is only after I start writing that I know that there are a lot of ORZs to pay attention to. . . There are probably a lot of bugs, so I'll try my best. . .
---
I floated in front of the TV at home and watched this news break speechlessly.
You read that right, it’s floating, the woman in the news who died because she was too sad to hold her breath in her heart was just mere...
I just watched the mustache and I was so touched that I wanted to replenish water after crying, but I didn't know that the saliva choked me to death!
God wants you to die, you have to die...
I just didn't expect to die when I died, and I actually became A Piao.
but……
I looked at this man (?) standing in front of me, holding a booklet in one hand, a writing brush in the other, dressed in white, and with a pale face.
Weakly said, "Could it be that you are always Bai Wuchang?"
He raised his head and glanced at me, "Yo, you have good eyesight, but it's a pity that you died young, come on, She Qian, right, let's go with you."
I have a black line, and even the officials in the underworld love Beijing movies, but...
"Master Bai Wuchang, I am Yu Qian."
I can guarantee that the moment I said it, I saw his body under the ethereal white clothes tremble, and he quickly opened the booklet in his hand.Then he looked up at me, "Yu Qian, I made a mistake just now, let's go."
I silently looked at the few drops of sweat on his forehead and the calm look in his eyes, "Is it really just a mistake?"
He began to clenched the hand holding the booklet and brush, "Nah, Nao Nao, of course, hurry up."
I looked him up and down, and I don't know if my gaze was a little sharper, but more sweat came out of his forehead, and it seemed that even his body began to tremble.He took a step forward and was about to speak when he quickly knelt down, hugged his head and howled, "Please don't slap me in the face! It's really none of my business! It's Lao Hei who made a mistake with you and She Qian. I'm just here to represent you." Class!" Judging by the proficiency of his movements, he seems to have done it many times.
I should have been very angry when I heard this, but I was surprisingly calm, "I just want to say, let's go."
"Ah?" I looked at his cute dead face, gave him a gentle smile, and then punched him on the nose, "Hehe, don't you slap me in the face? My mother hasn't been paid this month's salary, bastard !"
Hades Palace.
Bai Wuchang stood aside and wept, Hei Wuchang had been lying on the ground and pretending to be dead since just now.I faced Lord Yan's slightly stiff face, trying to be as calm as possible, "So that's what happened, get me back quickly."
Lord Yan stroked his beard, "Ahem, Miss Yu Qian, your body has been cremated, so it may not be possible to get it back..."
His voice became lower and lower under my aggressive gaze, "We will make it up to you!"
I signaled him with my eyes that if he had something to say, he would say and fart.
"Ahem, Miss Yu likes "Langya Bang", how about we send you to that place and let you start a new life?"
I thought about it, anyway, I have no family, and I don’t have any good friends, but it’s a pity that I finally graduated from college and died before I received my salary, so I nodded.
Lord Yan heaved a sigh of relief, "Stop crying for Bai Wuchang, and don't pretend to be dead for Hei Wuchang, hurry up and take Ms. Yu to the Crossing Department."
Damn it, there is such a department as the Transmigration Division, don't they often get wrong souls? Hey!
"I have one last question." I looked at Hades seriously.
He also responded with a serious face, "I have never loved."
I tried my best to calm down, "That's not the problem, funny!"
He was a little embarrassed, "Hehe, miss, please, please."
"My body is gone, so I must not be wearing it," I took a deep breath, "Can you ask me who I am wearing?"
"Miss Yu, don't worry, the person you wear is definitely rich and prosperous, and he lived to the end safely."
I'm a little relieved, but who is it?Nihuang?Don't, I won't go into battle to kill the enemy!Qin as weak?Don't do this, I don't have the IQ to be a counselor!Could it be Gong Yu?This one is not bad... Wait, did Hades not say that he wears men and women?
So I yelled with the last of my strength before I passed out, "Who the hell are you wearing?"
In a trance, I heard the voice of the King of Hades, which seemed to come from far away, "Princess Liyang...Princess Yang...Princess...Princess...Lord..."
Oh princess, it's really good... not bad, your sister!Positive!Hades, I x your mother!
When I was able to open my eyes, the first thing I saw was... what?What is this pile-like thing? !
The stake slowly moved up, and a human face appeared in the field of vision.
I just wanted to yell, but the result was a series of coughing.
"Your Highness, you are awake! Come on, drink some water." It was a girl's voice, why did you call me a princess? Didn't I dress up as the eldest princess of Liyang?
I slowly drank some water, coughed lightly, and asked, "You, uh, where is Lord Hou?" I couldn't help but want to call her by her name, but the soul wearer didn't have the memory of the original owner!Yama I @#¥%&*you!
"His Royal Highness, what are you talking about, Lord Marquis? I don't have Lord Marquis yet."
I was stunned, "How is it possible? It's not that there is a word of thanks..." No, why does my voice sound like a little girl's voice?Then he lowered his head and looked at his hands and chest. The bearded mouth is obviously a child who hasn't grown up. Hey!I have no choice but to use that trick.
My voice was hoarse, trembling and confused as much as possible, "You, who are you? Who am I? Where is this?" After I finished speaking, I fell asleep. Well, my body is still very weak. Let's take a nap first. .
Before losing consciousness again, I heard another shout, "Oh, what's wrong with you, Your Highness! Come here, the imperial physician, the imperial physician!..."
The author has something to say:
So Chapter 1 is finally scumbag. . .It depends on the mood later, because there is no such thing as an outline, and it is only after I start writing that I know that there are a lot of ORZs to pay attention to. . . There are probably a lot of bugs, so I'll try my best. . .
---
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