Rebirth of the Star Emperor Banana

"Hua Yun." A strange and beautiful tone overflowed from Cang Lin's lips, like an ancient and melodious ballad in the legend.

He was always by his side, but he turned a blind eye to him and found someone else. However, even though he was mistaken for his young fiancé, he was still unconsciously attracted by this ghostly young man, and he did not hesitate to go against his original intention and wanted to seduce him. Take them back to the boat.

"What?" Hua Yun didn't understand the following syllable.

Cang Lin recalled the things that happened since the first meeting. He didn't seem to be gentle or gentle to Hua Yun, not to mention caring. His little father said that Omega should be treated like a princess in the palm of his hand. When it should be a gentleman, it should be a gentleman, and it should be a hooligan. Always be a rogue, and learn a special skill to win the hearts of omega.

The expression on Cang Lin's face froze, he was almost remorseful, he felt like he had lost the battle.

"Are you okay!" Hua Yun saw that Cang Lin's complexion was not good-looking and fluctuating.

"It's okay." Cang Lin shook his head in frustration, put ice cubes in the glass bowl on the table to keep fresh bananas, and carefully peeled off the skin.

"You can't eat bananas!" Hua Yun said seriously, he didn't forget the person who ate a banana the day before yesterday and couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, sitting on his bed singing and playing with big bananas.

Cang Lin blinked his silver-gray eyes, and handed over the softened banana, "I'll give you something to eat."

Hua Yun was flattered, and declined politely. After all, bananas are very expensive. The bananas before were obtained by them winning the No.1 competition together. He ate nothing. Isn't eating a waste!"

Cang Lin's face darkened slightly, the redundant fiancé he made himself, kneels down and wants to make up for the real fiancé.

In the end, Hua Yun still ate bananas, because the other party wanted to throw bananas violently, which was unbearable for someone who was only fed a small bowl of porridge in the morning!

"Did I treat you badly?" Cang Lin asked under self-doubt.

Hey, brother, you still have self-knowledge!Hua Yun held back the words that blurted out, and while eating bananas, he said vaguely: "It's not bad!"

Thinking about it carefully, Cang Lin has treated him fairly recently. She carried him on the back of him on the day of the freshman trial, and pinched his legs at night, which can still be described as virtuous.

Cang Lin looked at Hua Yun eating bananas intently, as if he didn't care about his words at all, for some reason, he felt a little wronged in his heart, and he kicked him off when he was given better bananas that night bed.

"For you." Cang Lin opened a black velvet box next to the glass bowl on the table, took out a pearl bracelet, and said in a cold tone, the tips of her thin ears were tinged with a light red, " With only these few, I have worked hard enough, who told you not to help me."

"Huh?" Hua Yun didn't understand Cang Lin's implication at all. The pearls on the bracelet were extremely full and uniform in size. When you look up, you know that it is a peerless treasure and is of great value.

Cang Lin saw that the young man didn't reach out to pick it up, but just stared at the bead string lightly, he didn't seem to intend to take it, his eyes were clear, without a trace of fascination.

Cang Lin was a little annoyed that he actually liked bananas more than the pearls he managed to get out by himself, so he dragged the young man's hand and tied the pearl bracelet on that white and slender wrist, "Here, Just take it! I just have no place to throw it!"

"Oh." Hua Yun, who was in a slightly delicate mood, continued to fight for his banana.

"Wait." Cang Lin said, his eyes fixed on the young man's bright red lips, "Don't you like bananas and yogurt? Touch bananas with beads, you will like them!"

After Huayun dubiously followed suit, the fragrance of bananas and the yogurt taste of yogurt blended together perfectly. It really is a wonderful taste of bananas dipped in yogurt.

"How did you do it?" Hua Yun asked curiously.

Cang Lin tried his best to maintain a cold and deceptive face, "Don't ask, I will eat what you have!"

But if you are careful, you will find that under the cover of silver-gray broken hair, those thin ears are red and bleeding.

"Why didn't you come back last night?" Cang Lin brought up this topic again, and he waited for him all night with bananas and pearl bracelets.

"My uncle came to pick me up and go home." The short-mouthed Hua Yun said vaguely, he didn't want to disclose his relationship with Gong Chen, uncle is too creepy!

Cang Lin's eyes flickered, and he gave a faint "hmm" expression.

This morning's physical examination was an enlistment physical examination according to the standards of active soldiers. Hua Yun and Cang Lin were assigned to different medical examination groups.

Hua Yun didn't wait long in line. He found his name on the display screen outside an office door, knocked on the door, and the metal door of the office opened automatically.

After Hua Yun walked in, the metal door was closed with a bang, and a man came out slowly from behind the screen.

He didn't wear glasses today, and his devilish purple eyes were fixed on the young man evilly, "Yunyun doesn't seem to want to see me?".

"My uncle said you are a dubious person, let me stay away from you." Hua Yun said angrily.

"That Yunyun is such a good boy, he listens to his uncle like this!" Luan Xiu was not annoyed, and his slightly sinister smile remained unchanged, "But I am not happy."

"Snapped!"

With a crisp sound, Hua Yun, who was spanked by an invisible thing, held his buttocks and glared at the dishonest doctor in embarrassment.

The beautiful young man is like a kitten with fried hair, showing his immature minions, Luan Xiu smiled.

But soon his smile disappeared suddenly.

A sunflower the size of a washbasin bloomed silently behind him, and the wide butterfly wings hidden in the invisible darkness stretched out, gently wrapping the brilliant golden sunflower without even losing a single petal.

"..." Hua Yun actually missed, his sunflower suddenly disappeared.

Although immature still has claws, fortunately he was on guard, Luan Xiu said in a moody tone: "Yunyun is so cruel, he actually attacked the teacher, he should be punished."

Luan Xiu changed the subject, "I heard that many of your new students don't care about themselves and their relationship is chaotic. The extremely unpopular anorectal department in the school hospital is overcrowded, so they had to call an anorectal specialist from the imperial capital, and they are still on their way. "

"..." Hua Yun felt a little embarrassed.

"Then teacher will give Yun Yun an anal examination first!" Luan Xiu said cheerfully, "Take off your pants, put your butt up and lie down on the table!"

"Teacher, I don't have hemorrhoids!" Hua Yun retorted shamelessly. More than 5000 years ago, whether it was a civil servant physical examination or a more stringent military enlistment physical examination, such an unethical medical examination was required. Those who have hemorrhoids will not be given Recruitment and enlistment.

"Whether it's up to you or not? You'll only find out after an examination, Second Lieutenant Hua Yun, please take the military medical examination seriously! You have no gender in front of the doctor, please trust my professionalism!" Luan Xiuyi said honestly, and he paused After a while, he raised his voice slightly: "Or do you want me to go out and find a female beta nurse to check you?"

For female Hua Yun, he refused even more. He struggled to hold back a sentence, "Teacher, you come!"

Hua Yun lay down on the table according to Luan Xiu's request, extremely ashamed, and this posture made people extremely unsafe.

Luan Xiu stepped forward and separated the two pieces of snow with his fingertips. The young man flinched sensitively as this place had not been touched by anyone.

"Teacher, you didn't wear gloves!" Hua Yun said in a bad tone with a dark face.

"It's okay, the teacher doesn't dislike you!" Luan Xiu's tone was a little casual, and his eyes were on the pink daisy, which was delicate and lovely.

"..." Hua Yun seems to have turned it upside down, it's because he dislikes the teacher!

"It's pink." Luan Xiu smiled lightly.

"..." Hua Yun felt that his biggest failure was that he was a perverted doctor every time he had a physical examination.

"Okay!" Hua Yun urged in a vicious voice, he wanted to pull up his pants and leave immediately.

"It hasn't started yet, Yunyun, you are too tight, relax, let me in!" Luan Xiu licked his lips, stroking the daisy, his voice was magnetic and slightly hoarse.

"Have you touched enough, you've finished checking!" Hua Yun propped himself up on the table and wanted to get up.

"Hemorrhoids are divided into internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids. After the outside inspection, the inside has not been inspected. You have to go in!" Luan Xiu held the young man's waist, and said with medical rigor, pressing his fingers gently, his purple eyes deepened. , It seems to be burning with flames.

"..." Hua Yun, his heart seemed to be discordant, and he couldn't move while maintaining such a shameful posture. The shameful place was itchy under the touch of the man, and a tingling sensation went directly to the tailbone, and his face was sullen. Urged, "Hurry up!"

"I also want to hurry up, but Yunyun is too tight behind you and too dry. If I go in directly, you will not be able to bear the pain." Luan Xiu explained.

"..." Hua Yun felt that their topic was developing towards adult disharmony.

Luan Xiu brought his fingers to the boy's mouth, "Yunyun, lick them wet and let them go in."

"!!!!!!" Hua Yun stared at the two slender fingers approaching him with wide eyes. Is this a doctor or an old driver!

"I don't believe you don't have lubricant!" Hua Yun couldn't bear it anymore.

"I'm not an anorectal doctor, I really don't have lubricant." Luan Xiu said innocently.

He thought about it seriously, "Since Yunyun doesn't want to lick it, then the teacher's pants can be pulled out for you, and it can be barely used as lubrication." Luan Xiu suggested with a smile.

"!!!!!!" As a teacher, how could he have the face to say it, Hua Yun felt that the topic was getting more and more deviated from the eighteen prohibitions of adults.

"Oh!" A broken voice escaped from the young man's lips, his body tensed like a beautiful bow.

"Since Yunyun doesn't want to lick it, the teacher has to do it for you!" Luan Xiu only went in a little bit, the boy's body can't bear it now, just a little bit of fingertips can't bear it.

The young man held the table tightly with both hands, and said with restraint: "Hurry up!"

These two words almost caused his proud self-control to lose control, Luan Xiu's purple eyes were covered with a layer of scarlet, inlaid with a strange purple color.

Luan Xiu drew his hand and pondered for a while. He had to accurately grasp Yunyun's body data. He rubbed his fingers. The daisy could only open a centimeter under the condition of lubrication. genetic contract—

Before he finished analyzing the data and opened his mouth, the freed little guy blushed, his beautiful and delicate face was full of shame and anger, his peach blossom eyes were shining brightly, and he slapped him twice across the face.

"Pervert!" Hua Yun cursed viciously.

Luan Xiu didn't care, his handsome face was hot, with two red handprints on his face, he laughed lowly, and said in a soft and sticky voice: "I'm not only a pervert, but also a cannibal!"

Luan Xiu watched the little guy put on his pants and put on his shoes in one go, and fled like a frightened rabbit, laughing softly.

Hua Yun rushed to the gate of the school hospital and took a breath. He suddenly remembered that he had only done one shameful check in his enlistment physical examination. Can't wait any longer.

Hua Yun's expression twisted for a moment, and there was some pain in an indescribable place.

He has never been the only one who bloomed other people's words, but no one has ever bloomed his flowers.

Feng Shui turns and he has today. It feels like he has been playing eagle all his life, and finally he was blinded by a house sparrow!

Hua Yun, who can bloom a sea of ​​blood-colored flowers in minutes, refuses to accept it!

"Why did it take you so long to come out?" Cang Lin asked coldly, frowning slightly.

"How fast is your physical examination?" Hua Yun, who only had one physical examination, thought he was already fast.

"Wouldn't it be good to take off your clothes and lie down in the capsule cabin for scanning for a minute?" Cang Lin asked suspiciously. He had been lying in a capsule cabin where other people slept. Although it had been sterilized, he felt extremely uncomfortable on his body. Immediately go back to shower with the thought, "Do you have any other projects?"

"..." Hua Yun, his heart seems to be out of harmony!

So good, so good!He was used the old and shameful method of finger-pointing that was eliminated more than 5000 years ago!

"Let's go back and take a shower together." Cang Lin pulled the black-eyed boy who was standing there blankly, and he added, "Look at your dirty, I'll help you scrub your back."