Rebirth of the Star Emperor Banana

"Baby, if you want a girlfriend, it's okay for me to be your girlfriend." There was a smile in Cang Lin's silver-gray eyes, and he hugged the boy's slender waist tightly, as if he had lost it. Treasure, as if it will disappear as soon as you let go.

"..." Hua Yun, how could he get a girlfriend who was older than him.

Hua Yun looked expressionlessly at the beautiful elf-like person in front of him, stretched out his hand and pushed the other person's flat chest, "Go away, don't think you are a fake mother so I dare not beat you!"

"Yunyun, you are so cute!" Cang Lin's throat overflowed with a low laugh, and he touched the boy's forehead.

The instinct of the body was faster than his consciousness, Hua Yun gave the person who said he was cute a crisp slap without thinking, opened the toilet cubicle, and carefully ensured that there was no one outside, before walking away.

Hua Yun was worried all afternoon because of the words of the unit leader that the monitor had been dropped, but nothing happened. When he went to inquire, everyone in the unit stared at him with strange eyes, and didn't listen until he went to the toilet. The unstable voltage to the unit burned all the monitors.

A buddy from another department who usually has a good relationship came up and put his arms around his shoulders, smiling mysteriously, "I heard that you are already married, and you have been married for three years. I didn't realize it. You are married like this. People think you are a single scum, I am not talking about you, several flowers in our unit like you."

"..." Hua Yun, he really didn't see it, the man who was holding his shoulders like a brother and sister suddenly let out a scream, and was kicked against the wall of the toilet.

The hands on his shoulders were replaced by a pair of cool but stronger arms. The man looked coldly at the man who fell on the ground, and said in an extremely possessive voice: "My family members, don't touch them!"

After Cang Lin finished speaking, he kissed Hua Yun's face.

The man struggled to get up from the ground while clutching his buttocks that had been broken into pieces. He glanced at the beautiful girl who seemed to have stepped out of a two-dimensional scene, his eyes flashed with astonishment for a moment, but the strength was overwhelming.

"Brother, it's no wonder you don't look for the beautiful tigress at home, and insist on stealing fish outside." The man said sympathetically.

"..." Hua Yun, I don't know why, but he didn't feel any turmoil in his heart about his tragic and unreasonable experience, and he still wanted to step forward to make up for it.The leader arranged a business trip for him. After Hua Yun finally got rid of the fake girlfriend who raised a bird bigger than him, he opened the door of the hotel and opened the door with a key. A man with long black hair was sitting He opened the room, crossed his slender legs, and flipped through a red book of national civil servants.

Hua Yun suspected that he had entered the wrong room. He took a step back and looked at the number on the door frame. It was 419, no problem. He stood by the door and asked expressionlessly, "Who are you? This is my room."

"I'm your father." The man with black hair and black eyes said slowly as he closed the red travel test book.

Hua Yun stared suspiciously at the man's handsome face, and he said indifferently: "You can't give birth to a son my age, sir, don't take advantage of others like this."

Gong Chen said with a smile, "After Yunyun stopped drinking milk, he didn't even recognize his father. Have you forgotten that I have fed you, washed diapers, and booed you."

Hua Yun frowned a little, "Are you that scumbag who put me at the gate of the orphanage? If you could have come a few years earlier, I might have paid you pension insurance for a few years. Now I invite you to go out."

Gong Chen twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly, and the door behind the boy closed automatically without any wind.

Hua Yun twisted the doorknob and looked at the man who was his scumbag father. The latter said calmly, "By the way, I forgot to tell you, Yunyun, I have another identity as your fiancé."

"The person you wear looks like a dog, which mental hospital are you?" Hua Yun said displeased.

Gong Chen looked at the clock hanging on the wall, "It's already eleven o'clock in the evening, Yunyun is really bad, come back so late, the punishment will be put on tomorrow, it's time to go to bed now."

The man talked to himself, but before Hua Yun could refuse, he had already been taken to bed by the man.The bed is a single bed provided by the unit. It is not spacious. It is okay to sleep an adult man, but two people are almost stuck together. They have to sleep honestly so as not to fall off. The man's strong arms rub the boy into himself In his arms, Hua Yun caressed his back again and again, Hua Yun felt baffled, he moved, and slapped his buttocks, and the other party reproached dotingly: "Be honest, or you will cry."

He was supposed to be vigilant and call the police, but Hua Yun subconsciously felt a sense of familiarity and pulled himself into a warm embrace. He thought he would not be able to fall asleep, but unexpectedly fell asleep when he touched the pillow, as if he had found the place that had been empty in his heart for a long time. Peace of mind and warmth filled the whole dream.

When the alarm clock rang, Hua Yun stretched out his hand to touch the alarm clock, but he touched someone. He immediately sat up, "Who are you?" He slept in the hotel all night. He remembered that he didn't call special service, and the person on the bed was changed. .

The man with amber eyes, handsome and tough face pondered for a moment, and said in a steady voice: "Your chief and fiance."

Hua Yun was stunned, he was living a crazy life, the person who slept with him for no reason last night was someone who wanted to be his old father, and when he woke up, the person next to him turned into another crazy person, This psycho is in good shape, and he just wants to make people play hooligans.

After Hua Yun came back to his senses, he ruthlessly kicked him off the bed. Looking at the other person's pure amber eyes, for some reason, he saw a trace of grievance from the other person's resolute face. He took out 100 yuan and threw it to the other party, "Take it and go!" He thought he had found a cowherd and spent the money to eliminate the disaster.

Holding the red banknote, Adolf was stunned for a moment. As smart as the Marshal, he vaguely realized what it was.

Seeing that the other party was dissatisfied, Hua Yun snorted coldly, "Brother, I only have so much, and I still have five yuan to take the subway to the bus to work, and I even gave you the money for breakfast."

After Hua Yun changed his clothes, he swept out the man holding a picture of Grandpa Mao who looked at him with unclear eyes. He didn't even eat breakfast and went directly to work at the unit where he was on a business trip.

He had just entered the work unit when he was followed by someone who tossed 100 yuan to him, and stuffed pancakes with five eggs and red dates and soy milk into his hands.

"How did you come here?" Hua Yun raised an eyebrow and asked.

"Come in directly." Adolf said in a cold voice, "I just encountered a little trouble. I bought you breakfast and stopped a rough rental car to chase you, but the money you gave was not enough. There is a driver outside Still waiting for you to pay the fare.”

Hua Yun almost burst the cup of soy milk, he endured it, went to the door to pay the taxi fare, came back and chewed the soy milk pancakes, he thought he was just found by a cowboy for no reason, and now he was completely raped Rely on it.

There was a sound of hunger in the man's stomach, and Hua Yun handed over the half-eaten pancake, "If you don't dislike it, let's make do with it."

Adolf's Adam's Apple rolled up and down, he shook his head, "It doesn't matter if I'm hungry, I can't let my partner be hungry."

Hua Yun irritably stuffed the pancake with three crispy five eggs into Adolf's hand, "Eat it as soon as you want!"

Adolf stared at the neat teeth marks on the pancakes, and said in a very sincere voice, "I want to eat you!"

Hua Yun snatched the pancake from Adolf's hand and said expressionlessly, "I won't even feed you to the dog!"

Being dispatched to the next county for a business trip, Hua Yun was a little out of shape all day long. The weather outside was cloudy and rainy. It started pouring down at noon and continued to rain non-stop. When he got off work in the afternoon, someone he just met kindly told him Borrowing an umbrella, Hua Yun walked out of the main entrance of the unit. The rain curtain blocked everyone's sight, and the visibility was less than five meters.

A man stood quietly in the rain, like a poor big dog abandoned by his owner, his whole body was soaked, he didn't care about other people's eyes and eyes, he stood persistently on the spot, I don't know how long he stood, standing like a pine, his body There is a soldier's iron-blooded and decisive aura that ordinary people don't have, and he doesn't feel embarrassed even in the rain.

I don't know why, but Hua Yun's heart softened. He waved his hand. The man stood beside him like a big obedient dog, took the umbrella in his hand, and held the umbrella for him. He was still the same as before. as exposed to heavy rain.

"Give yourself an umbrella." Hua Yun said.

Adolf shook his head, his steady voice was full of joy, "No need."

It was useless for Hua Yun to say anything, and when he brought the man into the hotel room again, he came back to his senses, and brought a cowherd who provided special services back to the hotel or something, he must have some brain problems.Moreover, he was mentally troubled, and he even opened the simple suitcase he packed and took out the clothes and pants for the cowherd who was soaked in the rain.The clothes and trousers were too small for Adolf to wear. He only wore a pair of boyish shorts, which bulged out his pride. Hua Yun just glanced at him. .

Hua Yun soaked two buckets of instant noodles, and after eating together, he said coldly: "You sleep on the floor, I sleep on the bed." He didn't look at the other person's amber eyes that made people shake, and lay down with his back to the person.

Early the next morning, when he woke up, he found that the person next to his pillow had changed to another one. An evil man with short silver hair and purple eyes rested his head lazily on his hand, "Baby, wake up."

Hua Yun was a little dazed, he was a little messed up in the wind, he groped to the bedside table with the support of his strong heart.

"Honey, I can't be paid with 100 yuan." Luan Xiu smiled charmingly.

Hua Yun frowned slightly, "Are you still a high-end product?"

Luan Xiu laughed softly, "What does Yunyun want to give me?"

"I don't even want to give you a dime." Hua Yun said coldly and expressionlessly.

"Don't you want to admit that you ate clean last night?" Luan Xiu raised his eyebrows.

Hua Yun thought about it for a while. Last night, a bucket of instant noodles with a piece of ham sausage was eaten up by the cowherd. Even the soup in his bowl was eaten up by the other party. Eat it dry?