Rebirth of the Star Emperor Banana

"Boss, why are you here? Aren't you cleaning the toilet?" Eisen clutched his stomach and couldn't straighten up to change the subject.

Not to mention cleaning the toilet, but when it was mentioned cleaning the toilet, Ah Ling's face immediately darkened and he was about to kick him.

Eisen immediately realized that he had said something wrong, which pot he didn't open and which pot he lifted, and immediately made amends: "Boss, boss, I know I was wrong, you are here to find sister-in-law and the little boss in his belly."

"However, sister-in-law's stomach is still flat after a few months. I heard from Charlotte that she has been pregnant for several months." Eisen said with some doubts.

"Where are you looking!" Cang Lin, who had a face of a strange boy, suddenly said in an extremely cold tone.

It was creepy, but Eisen was inevitably beaten up by his boss. Their boss's possessiveness towards his sister-in-law was simply outrageous. Didn't he just sneak a glance at his sister-in-law's belly? He didn't look at anything When he arrived, he hurriedly yelled, "Boss, be gentle, don't slap your face, I will go out to show my sister-in-law later."

Sure enough, his boss's weakness is his sister-in-law. When it comes to sister-in-law, it feels like the boss beats people with more strength than usual, as if he didn't eat breakfast.

Eisen grinned in pain, unable to resist, but you must know that the boss of his family beat the invincible hands in the dark field 19 years ago, and the person who can beat the boss has not yet been born, oh, except for the elder sister-in-law, the elder sister-in-law has to go to the left of the boss The face of that clean freak and ruthless person was definitely beaten on the left side and stretched out the right side.

"I want to go to the toilet." Eisen could only say this weakly, hugged himself tremblingly, lost his dignity as an alpha and succumbed to the evil forces.

"Do you dare to go up in front of me?" Cang Lin's lips curved into a sneer.

Eisen's idea of ​​using urine escape was shattered. He really didn't dare to go to the toilet in front of the boss who was obsessed with cleanliness and dirty his eyes, unless he didn't want to live.

"What if sister-in-law wants to go to the bathroom?" Eisen seriously suspected that his eldest sister-in-law might be no exception because of his cleanliness.

Cang Lin smiled, the smile was a little cold and unpredictable, of course he took off his pants for the little fiance and added Fu Niao and Sha Niao, but how could he casually tell his subordinates about such things, he immediately turned serious and looked coldly. Changing his face, he said in an inexplicably unrecognizable tone of praise: "Eisen, you are very courageous!"

"Boss, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I dare not do it again!" Eisen was about to burst into tears.

"Add a big order, just say we need a new fully intelligent central control system." Cang Lin said in a flat tone.

Eisen was almost frightened by the boss's words, "The whole empire knows that the Gong family has not produced a complete intelligent system for 19 years, and the head of the Gong family, Gong Chen, can no longer control this part of the ability, and there is no one in the Gong family anymore."

Cang Lin gave Eisen a cold look, and said calmly, "He's here."

Eisen immediately understood that this sentence was referring to his sister-in-law. He hesitated for a moment, but said embarrassedly, "Boss, this will increase the budget by nearly two times. Charlotte said, Boss, you will be poor." You don't even have to wear pants."

"Before that, I won't let you wear pants." Cang Lin said in an understatement that didn't sound like a joke at all.

Eisen can't imagine whether it's amputation without wearing pants or something more terrible. The male alpha who is dressed like a big boss looks at Cang Lin with resentful and pitiful eyes like a little daughter-in-law.

Cang Lin was unmoved, he raised his fingers and clenched his fist as if unintentionally, he was satisfied to see the other party's shivering and frightened eyes, the beating just now was purely to beat this mindless thing, otherwise he would be in the small room sooner or later Sold him in front of his fiancé.

The door of the toilet compartment was opened, and Cang Lin walked out first. He stood stiffly at the same spot, but there was another person who walked out behind him swaggeringly.

Cang Lin met the surprised and complicated eyes of the black-haired and black-eyed boy.

"You——" Hua Yun said two words and stopped immediately. The two of them could go to the same toilet cubicle intimately and stay for a while. He shook his head in a complicated way, "Forget it, I pretended I didn't see it." .” Turn around and leave.

Eisen was a little confused, until he was kicked by his boss again and fell to the ground.

"Change to someone who is smarter next time." Cang Lin said flatly.

The pain of falling on the ground made Eisen's mind instantly sober. He lay on the ground and stretched out his hand to grab the boss and sister-in-law who left one after the other. His heart at this time was completely, sister-in-law, listen to me Explain, me and the boss are not what you think, he can't stand the devil like the boss at all.

Cang Lin found Hua Yun, maintaining his usual obedient and shy posture, and said in a low voice, "It's not what you think, he didn't bring paper with him when he went to the toilet, so I passed some papers for him." I don't believe it, but I can't tell the truth. Now he is like a wolf in sheep's clothing, approaching his pure little sheep princess with a harmless and cute attitude.

"Oh." Hua Yun responded with a half-smile. Does it take so long to close the door to hand a piece of paper?

Cang Lin's explanation was a little rude, and he could only say one sentence in the end, "I don't like alpha."

When he continued to discuss the contract with Eisen, the other party proposed to add an order for a fully intelligent central control system. He did not give an answer immediately, but gave an answer to consider with some reservations.

In the past few days when he took over the industrial affairs under the old father's name, the system manufacturing industry that was once unique in the entire empire of the Gong family has gone downhill 19 years ago. Completely intelligent systems like Qiancang are no longer manufactured and lost inheritance. I'm afraid only his old father knows this secret, but he doesn't want to go to him for the time being, just like a child who is eager to perform, and wants to make some achievements and then appear in front of his parents to ask for praise.

He laughed at himself for thinking this way.

When the system terminal showed that he had received the first month's salary after paying five social insurances and one housing fund, which was directly equivalent to the money he earned from mining for two years, Hua Yun immediately felt his back straightened, and it was time to wean him.

As the colonel of the empire, the captain of the personal guard of His Royal Highness the prince has good benefits. He has weekends and weekends, pays five social insurances and one housing fund, and includes lunch and afternoon tea. The average person is three catties fatter.

How to spend such a large amount of hard-earned money?Hua Yun thought about saving his wife's money. There was once a cute little loli who brought her old father to come to talk about marriage. Having such a father-in-law and wife can save hundreds of years of struggle, and they don't need to buy a house or a car. He refused in scumbag fashion.

The wife didn't seem to need it at all, so Hua Yun crossed this plan out, honoring his old father?There was not even enough money for a piece of clothing on the old father's body, Hua Yun crossed it out again in frustration.

A scent of white lotus came over, the light in front of his eyes seemed to be blocked and it was a bit dark, and someone was obviously approaching him, Hua Yun was lying on the hanging chair in the Baihe courtyard, a little drowsy in the winter afternoon, he lifted He opened his eyes and saw a delicate and beautiful girl.

The golden hair is scattered behind the head, and on the top of the hair is a princess crown decorated with flowers. The lovely face is painted with exquisite makeup, and the eyes are closed and the lips painted with pink lipstick are kissed to his whole body. over here.

Hua Yun was frightened all of a sudden. Besides being frightened, he was even more frightened. He immediately pushed the person away and sat up from the hanging chair.

"Who are you?" Hua Yun asked in a panic, he looked at the beautiful blond girl in front of him with some doubts, her face was somewhat similar to Bai He's, she looked like some emperor uncle of Bai He daughter.

The girl in the knee-length tutu shyly lifted up her skirt, revealing her transparent lace underwear, with a bulging ball in front, pink and cute and a little sexy, he shyly He raised his slender and fair neck slightly, and there was no omega scarf on his neck to cover up pheromone, "Come on, face me!" It was the ultimate temptation, cute and beautiful little girl What Lori said was the cool and gentle voice of a teenager. This familiar voice and the girl with a banana was not a girl at all, but his brother Baihe.

Hua Yun coughed and looked away, "Pull down your skirt."

Bai He pursed his lips, his eyes were red, and he said extremely aggrieved: "I know you told me that you like girls, but I'm a boy, so I can only do this. I can't do anything about the previous thing. I've tried my best."

Bai He blinked, and transparent tears fell from his eyes, hitting the pink skirt, "Why don't you look at me, am I not a coquettish slut enough? Obviously you had a lot of fun with those coquettish sluts before. "

"..." Hua Yun was a little speechless, in fact, he prefers to be pure and unaffected.

"Obviously, you watched it when I was a child, but now you despise me!" Bai He cried out sadly.

Sitting on the hanging chair, Hua Yun had no way to retreat, looking at the weeping and phony young man walking towards him, he should be the one who looked weaker, but now he was the younger brother of Bai He and was being bullied.

So cute must be a boy This sentence is applicable no matter whether it is applied to Bai He when he was a child or when he grows up.

They once met on an abandoned planet. Hua Yun just saw that Bai He's sister was pretty and helped him out. He always thought that he belonged to a girl. Until he happened to see Bai He go to the toilet and saw a parabola, he suddenly felt bad. Wrong, he had seen it, since he knew that she was not a cute little loli, he didn't have so many scruples, and even went to the bathroom with Bai He in those precarious days, brothers, who hasn't seen the other, At that time, there were not so many particulars, it was purely to live for the sake of life, and to run away for the sake of running away.

Brother Baihe has changed from being weak to being seduced. Such a weird thought flashed in Hua Yun's mind. He firmly rejected the invitation from the front of the beautiful and soft young man who was like a coquettish slut. He stretched out his hand to pull the skirt for Baihe. Next, he coughed uncomfortably, "No, don't think about it, go and change this clothes quickly."

Hua Yun pushed Bai He to urge him, but Bai He grabbed his arm and threw himself into his arms.

"Heh!" A frivolous laugh came.

A man with blond hair and golden eyes stood at the gate of the courtyard. He was obviously smiling, but the gloom like tarsus maggots kept his expression unchanged.

Hua Yun's eyelids twitched, wondering whether he would be punished or have his salary deducted if His Majesty directly caught him flirting with his omega brother.

Aldrich walked slowly to the big water tank, twitched a white lotus petal soaked in the water, turned his head slightly, and said with a strange smile: "You know the omega and beta that I married in the entire empire What kind of combination is marriage?"

Bai He's face turned pale when he heard this, even the pink blush couldn't hide the paleness of his face.

The author has something to say: Good night, babies, what's up (*￣3)(ε￣*)