Rebirth of the Star Emperor Banana

Hearing such words, Charlotte immediately became excited, "Sister-in-law, you don't know, I thought the boss was eighteen at the time, I was too young at that time, and I wanted to date him."

Speaking of this, Charlotte paused, with an ugly expression of constipation, "But he was the one who picked me up in the end!"

Hua Yun was shocked, is this bubble the one he thought of?

"Boss soaked me in sea water for a week to peel off a layer of skin, and then dried it like a salted fish for three days. Look at my dark skin, it was all caused by injuries." Charlotte Complained, "I used to be a fair-skinned and beautiful young lady, but now I have to give up on myself."

"..." Hua Yun was very indifferent, simply and rudely.

"The boss is more than that, he is going to die, I'll soak him again!" Charlotte moaned, as if recalling the unspeakable pain at the beginning.

"I heard that your boss is very poor." Hua Yun asked.

"Yeah, our boss not only needs to raise a large ship of people, but also has to raise a ship. He also likes to remodel the battleship. When this battleship is fully activated, it can burn a planet in one minute. He, now The poor only have one pair of pants left." Charlotte sighed, as if she hadn't recovered from the accusation just now.

"..." Hua Yun felt as if there were old and young, and he still had a mortgage and a car loan to pay back. For some reason, there was no turbulence in his heart, and he still wanted to laugh.

Charlotte suddenly recalled, she brushed her hair, and said in a panic: "Sister-in-law, don't get me wrong, our boss still has money to support you and the child, even if he doesn't wear pants It will save money to feed you."

Hua Yun was indifferent.

"It's really not possible, I can support you, I still saved a little savings." Charlotte remedied.

"Charlotte, do you want to court death?" A cold voice came.

Hua Yun raised his eyelids and glanced at the person who came, but he didn't give him a good look.

He thought for a while, as a wage earner, if he had such a boss, his life would be in danger at any time, not to mention that the boss was poor and only had a pair of trousers left. If the boss's wife and children had to be raised by employees, that would be the most intolerable thing. One is that such a boss is still wanted by the entire empire. He may fire the boss first. At the same time, as a national civil servant, he has to report it.

Charlotte was so frightened by this sentence that she immediately fell to the ground. She didn't care to get up, and immediately crawled to the side, giving up the position beside her. I can see that I am angry and jealous.

Cang Lin's gaze shifted to the black-haired and black-eyed boy squatting on the ground with bare feet, and he slowed down his tone: "Why did you come out alone, and didn't even wear a pair of shoes before I came back?"

Cang Lin looked a little helpless, his eyes were fixed on the boy's slender fair feet stepping on the scarlet carpet, his round toes flickered, and while sulking, he grabbed the fur of the carpet with his fingertips, followed a like children.

Of course, it was indeed his fault that the boy with black hair and black eyes got angry.

"You didn't even leave me a pair of shoes." Hua Yun said very coldly without raising his head.

Charlotte was a little embarrassed sitting on the floor next to her. She coughed and said, "Boss, if there's nothing else, I won't bother you."

She thought for a while and stopped, "Boss, sister-in-law will inevitably be emotionally unstable when she is pregnant. You have to be more tolerant and put away your bad temper, otherwise sister-in-law will run away with her stomach full and abandon you."

Hua Yun was very angry, and said that he had no child, and who was in a hurry to mention the child to him. He stared at Charlotte, who knew that she was unable to conceive, and stabbed coldly: "Have you ever been pregnant?"

Charlotte didn't seem to notice it, she rubbed her body, and said embarrassedly: "That's not true."

There was a look of innocence on that rough face, "Didn't you want to date the boss at the beginning, imagine our future children, and read some books?"

"..." Hua Yun, your boss is right next to you, you really dare to say it, look at that pretty face, it looks like Yan Luo is urging him to death.

Charlotte wanted to say something more, but her whole body was directly frozen into the ice puck.

Cang Lin didn't say a word, he stretched out his foot and kicked hard, Charlotte's puck rolled down the corridor to the distance in an instant.

"Okay, now, no one bothers us anymore." A smile appeared on Cang Lin's cold face, he bent down and reached out to grab the black-haired and black-eyed boy.

Hua Yun avoided Cang Lin's hand indifferently, and stood up directly, not knowing whether it was because of too much force or what happened, his eyes were dizzy.

Cang Lin didn't care about anything and pulled him into his arms, touched Hua Yun's forehead, and said in a worried tone: "It burned a lot when I came out."

Hua Yun rubbed that cool and comfortable hand subconsciously, only to realize his shameful behavior the next moment.

Cang Lin lowered his head, and used the tip of his tongue to trace the shape of the boy's beautiful lips, moistening the dry lips due to the high fever.

Is the national civil servant not good? He insisted on becoming the most wanted criminal of the Star Bandit Empire, and even took him away from the national civil servant. Hua Yun did not forget that he was still very angry. Even his beauty and pleasant voice could not be shaken. The anger in his heart.

His head was dizzy from the anger, he couldn't hold on any longer, closed his heavy eyelids, and let the man do whatever he wanted, but when he passed out, he faintly heard the man say something about the genetic transition period vaguely in the air.

Hua Yun was woken up by the noise and commotion. He had just moved when a pleasant voice came from beside his ear, "Don't move."

He blinked and saw a loose black cloth.

He was being hugged and moved, and he knew who that person was just by hearing the sound. The back of his head was pushed into the person's chest, and the white hood on his head was tightly pressed.

"The leader is back!"

There were cheers and jumps below, which seemed to be a spontaneous welcome ceremony. Everyone was very excited, and some people were whispering who the boss was holding in his arms.

Hua Yun didn't move any more, just listened, he realized that Cang Lin was not the same as the cruel and cold-blooded eye-gouging maniac in the legend, and that it wasn't the star pirates who came out to unload the windy supplies. Pirates.

Most of the people who came to welcome them were not Cang Lin's subordinates, but ordinary residents who lived here. They were very happy and brought flowers and gifts to the star thieves who did all kinds of evil in the eyes of outsiders. To them, they were heroes. people.

All this seemed absurd, Hua Yun frowned, and the man's beautiful voice came from his ears, "We are going home, and one day, I will take you back to Capital Star."

The person holding him walked very steadily and quickly, and the noise gradually faded away.

They entered a small courtyard, the courtyard walls were beautifully made, covered with vines and red flowers, planted with flowering thorn bushes, like the sleeping beauty's sleeping palace where the fingers were pierced by a spindle,

It's quiet and deserted here.

Entering the yard, Hua Yun saw a small princess-style castle, the white and sea blue colors complement each other, and the flowers, plants and trees in the yard were neatly trimmed, as if someone took care of them frequently.

"Aside from me, only Uncle Yao has the authority to come in. I built and planted every brick, tile, plant and tree here for my princess. Uncle Yao took care of it when I was away. .” Cang Lin explained.

"Then Lin Yue is very happy!" Hua Yun said coolly.

Cang Lin's face suddenly darkened, his footsteps paused slightly, "You will be happier, I will give you both bananas and yogurt pearls."

Hua Yun was choked speechless, he suddenly raised his head and stared at Cang Lin in disbelief.

Cang Lin lowered his head and leaned over to gently kiss the young man's face, "Good boy." Even if the black-haired and black-eyed boy was angry, he looked like a pussy with fried hair, and he looked extremely cute.

Hua Yun found that he didn't seem to reject it. He attributed it to the fact that the person who kissed him was too good-looking, so he should still slap him in the face.

Not without surprise, Cang Lin was given a crisp slap by his little milk cat princess.

In the small three-storey building like a castle, the stairs are designed in a retro style. Cang Lin hugged his princess and stepped on the spiral stairs to the roof directly. There is a wide swimming pool and a platform with a wide view on the roof. Able to see all around.

Cang Lin put the black-haired and black-eyed boy on the soft sofa, and said calmly: "This is my kingdom, the dark realm."

The surrounding buildings are not as prosperous as in the city, with skyscrapers and steel jungles that go straight into the sky, but they are very distinctive. All the people seem to be alive and full of vitality, not at all like the most sinful place in the empire.

He saw a little girl put a wreath on a man who had just come off the Twilight, and confessed shyly. The straight-haired Charlotte sat on the ground without a mind at all, letting a boy cut her hair, and even with the side My brother was holding a wine bottle and laughing, smoke was rising on the flat ground in the distance, and unknown animal meat was roasting.

Everything looks peaceful and full of life. In the dark area of ​​the empire, the word represents crime. Exiles and thugs, villains, and wanted criminals, these people are outside the rule of law of the empire. They are all black households and crimes abound. It is also rotten. This place is completely different from what is recorded in the textbook, but looks like a simple paradise.

"I have been running this place for 18 years." Cang Lin stood with his hands behind his back, "They are all homeless people, and now they make this place their home, and you can make this place your home too. If you don't like this place, I will Will take you where you want to go."

"Are you going wearing crystal shoes?" Hua Yun said mockingly.

Cang Lin glanced resentfully at the black-haired and black-eyed boy, he had to admit the fact, "If you like me, don't want to run away, and marry me, I won't wear crystal shoes for you."

Hua Yun was instantly angry. He glanced at his bare feet. He didn't wear it yet, but it didn't mean he would never wear it. His anger immediately surged. At this moment, he realized that he might have liked Cang Lin, otherwise he wouldn't know his identity. At the moment of exposure, he desperately helped him escape, betraying the beliefs of his country's civil servants.

Hua Yun realized this, and his face was a little ugly. He was silent for a moment, calmed down his strong emotions, and said lightly: "You are old enough to be my old father, and you still want me to like you and marry you?"

Cang Lin's expression turned ugly when he was choked by such a sentence, his little fiancé wanted to have a puppy love, but he couldn't give him a puppy love.

"Those alphas who have just grown up are immature, they are just adolescent restlessness, and they will not be responsible." Cang Lin racked his brains and spared no effort to discredit the puppy love.

"Are you mature? Are you responsible?" Hua Yun countered mercilessly.

"..." Cang Lin, as mature as he is, is also not responsible.

"I heard that you are very poor, and the only thing left is these trousers." Hua Yun cast his eyes on Cang Lin's trousers, and said in a disgusted tone. He felt that he was like a money-worshiping boy now, and he would rather be in a BMW. The kind who don't want to cry on the bike, and don't want to laugh on the bike.

Cang Lin glanced at Charlotte, who drank with someone in the distance and let the cute boy cut the board close to the scalp. The latter shivered inexplicably, and the bottle in his hand fell down. on the ground.

Cang Lin, who was very poor, had a cold face. He snatched the sofa where Huayun was sitting, turned his legs into fishtails, and let him sit on his own fishtails, "I can also be rich and smash you to death with pearls. I’ll give you all the pearls I have, they’re all yours, don’t cry and don’t want them!”