Cannon's little husband

July [-]

In the year of [-], Jiwei month and Yisi day, it is appropriate to marry.

In the early morning, just after dawn, Lian's family has already entered an extremely busy state.

Lian Rui took a special day off, and rushed back to Mingjia Village overnight to help his elder brother with the marriage-related matters.

It's just that he is still a child after all, only 14 years old. It's impossible for no one in the family to understand these wedding and funeral ceremonies, so he invited Mingjun's mother to come over to help manage them.

After his father passed away, it was his elder brother who dragged his thin body to run the funeral in a decent manner, but now his elder brother is going to get married... to recruit!He must take care of everything!

Give big brother an unforgettable wedding!Lian Rui silently clenched his fist in his heart.

According to ancient rituals, weddings usually start at dusk, so what you have to do during the day is to arrange your own yard to make it look more festive.

Whether it is indoors or outdoors, as long as the door can be seen, a "囍" character must be pasted, and there are all kinds of red lanterns, big red silk, big red flowers, etc., hanging all over the place that can be seen.

The red carpet should also be prepared in advance, but it cannot be laid before the groom enters the door, and it is easy to get dirty.

Because when Tang Wuyu sent the dowry over with great fanfare, he sent out too many invitations, and even the yard of his house couldn't bear it at all, so he had to borrow tables, chairs and benches from the neighbors, and put them inside and outside the door. Sometimes those who are close to each other sit inside the door, and those who are not familiar with them sit outside the door.

The arrangement of the tables and chairs is also particular, at least, there must be a way in the middle for the groom to walk in.

As the highlight of a big wedding, apart from the worship, the rest is the banquet.

According to the tradition of Mingjia Village, a newcomer usually kills a pig when they get married, and then cooks different dishes according to different parts of the pig.

Generally speaking, killing a pig at a wedding, together with other poultry and vegetables, is enough to make several tables of decent banquets, but this time there are too many people, and Tang Wuyu is very generous to make it into a flowing banquet. Let the whole village and even the people in neighboring villages know who married Lian Qi.

Therefore, it was obviously not enough to kill only one pig. Tang Wuyu discussed with Qiulu, and finally prepared three pigs, each of which was a strong boar.

In addition, it is important to know when to kill the pig. It must be killed the day before the personal reception, and the pig hairs and so on should be cleaned up for later use.

And the day of marriage is a day of great joy, and it is not suitable to see red. Except for pigs, other livestock that should be killed should be killed one day in advance.

Tang Wuyu was the groom's official, so no killing was allowed on this day, so no matter if it was a pig or something else, Qiulu basically took care of it.

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On July [-]th, Tang Wuyu was not at Lian's house.

According to the rules here, couples can't meet each other a few days before they get married, so Tang Wuyu was "driven" by the crowd to the mansion he bought in Jinshi County.

And the person who originally thought that Tang Wuyu was a married man and secretly looked down on him in his heart, after knowing this house, looked at Lian Qi almost with anger.After all, Jinshi County is a county, and those who can buy a house there are the real rich and rich people.After all, the money earned by ordinary farmers in a year is only enough to live on for their own family. At most, they can renovate the house they live in now. How can they have enough money to buy a house in the county?

Tang Wuyu almost didn't sleep for several nights.

No one knew that during the few days and nights when he was "driven" to Jinshi County, he quietly returned to Mingjia Village, slept with Lian Qi, and then left before Lian Qi woke up.

Today is the last day.

Sitting in the main hall of the house, he watched the hired servants busily arranging the whole house in a joyous manner, silently waiting for the time to worship the ancestors.

Although he has no father or mother here, he is a disciple of the Tang Sect after all. When offering sacrifices to his ancestors, he directly uses the name of the previous head of the Tang Sect. It is not easy to use the name of the current head of the Tang Sect. After all, he is still alive. no?

After offering sacrifices to the ancestors, he will set off from where he lives, blowing gongs and drums along the way to send himself to another groom's home, and then worship and get married.

This "band" directly hired the second best in Jinshi County, because the first best was to play funeral music, which was reminded him by Jing Guanshi.

Before Ge Yuyuan left for the capital, he had solemnly told Guanshi Jing to take good care of the Lian family, especially when they got married, as much as he could.

"It's not just a matter of forming a good relationship." When Ge Yuyuan said this, his tone was very strange.

The words of the boss before he left made Jing Guanshi very puzzled. Isn't his boss doing this just to dig out more things from Lian Qi?

Although he didn't understand what his boss meant, it didn't hinder Jing Guanshi's ability to handle affairs.He is old, and he has experienced countless weddings in his life, his own, his son's, his employer's, his friend's...

When to do what, and what to taboo, he knows clearly.Therefore, this helped Tang Wuyu avoid the tragedy of choosing a "band" by mistake.These quick-working boys were also recommended by Manager Jing.

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At the same time, in the Ming family village, Lian Qi was nibbling on pancakes while looking at the erotic pictures that Ming Jun specially left for him in amazement.

The function of this erotic picture in ancient times was not only sexual enlightenment, some people even put it in the library, it is said that it can ward off fire, and some people will stick it on the door, it is said that it can ward off evil spirits.

However, in Lian Qi's eyes, this erotic picture can't even do the function of sexual enlightenment well.

Well, how should I put it, the body paintings in this pornographic book are crooked, and the clothes they wear are extremely colorful. It took him a while to distinguish them before he could figure out the postures of the two.

Well, if I have to say the good thing about this book, it's probably because I don't know why, the private parts are painted so lifelike, as if they were real objects.

But don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients. This album contains all kinds of play, such as tables, chairs, beds, and outdoors. The one that shocked Lian Qi the most is that the two are riding and swinging at the same time!

"My God, will this really not fall?" Lian Qi's mouth was about to drop the pancake in shock.

Moreover, it is different from the simple and crude naming methods of modern people such as car shocks and bed shocks. Different postures and different locations have different names, and they are even related to animals.

What are dragon flips, tiger steps, and ape fights; what are rabbits sucking hairs, cranes crossing necks...

After reading the whole book of erotic pictures, Lian Qi said, um, the little porn movies in my head are more beautiful, especially those in Europe and America.

At this moment, there was also a knock on the door, followed by Mingjun's voice, "Aqi, are you ready?"

Lian Qi hurriedly stuffed the erotic book into the box, clapped her hands again, and took a picture of the crumbs from the pancakes just now, before saying, "Okay, okay!"

"Then I'll come in." After speaking, with the sound of opening the door, Ming Jun came in with a basin of water, followed by Lian Ying and Lian Yu.

"Clean your face first, then change your clothes." Ming Jun dipped the towel on the edge of the copper basin with water, and wiped Lian Qi's face.

"Well, I have a question." Jian Mingjun took the towel and only wiped his face twice before throwing it into the water, and raised his hand.

"You ask." Ming Jun took the wedding dress that Lian Ying was holding in her hand.

"I only wiped it twice, can I wash it off?"

Ming Jun: ... just for show, why don't you wash your face after getting up?

Seeing Ming Jun's expressionless face, Lian Qi laughed dryly, made a movement of zipping her lips, and obediently sat there without moving.

Ming Jun unfolded the bright red wedding dress that Cong Lianying had received, raised her chin at Lian Qi, "Get up, change clothes."

Just as Lian Qi pulled off his belt, he couldn't help but pause. He suddenly thought that Lian Ying seemed to be in the room too.

Before he turned his head, he heard Ming Jun's voice from the side, "Don't worry, Ah Ying has gone out."

Only then did Lian Qi feel relieved to strip herself down to her underwear.

With Ming Jun's help, Lian Qi finally put on the cumbersome wedding dress.

"Let's go, go to worship the ancestors." Ming Jun helped Lian Qi smooth out the wrinkles on his clothes, and then said.

On the day of the wedding, the two married parties must first worship their ancestors and tell their ancestors the good news of their marriage today.

Even if it is to worship the ancestors, it is necessary to choose a time, it must be cloudy during the daytime today, so that the ancestors can get the news as soon as possible.

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Jinshi County? Tangzhai

"It's time, Mr. Tang, let's worship the ancestors." The boy who had been keeping an eye on the time said.

Tang Wuyu let out a "hmm" and walked into the main hall, where a simple altar had been set up.

He lifted the hem of his clothes and knelt down in front of the spirit seat of the previous sect master.

Jinshi County? Mingjia Village? Lianjia

Ming Jun handed the burning incense to Lian Qi.

Lian Qi took the incense and knelt on the futon.