Cannon's little husband
Chapter 25
After "ravaging, trampling" the white tiger, Lian Qi was finally satisfied, "Hey, when I was at home, Lian Yu hugged Xiao Nuo everywhere I went, so I wouldn't dare to fight with him as a child, it's really cool to play cats!" , Lian Qi masturbated again, if Tang Wuyu hadn't pulled him, he might have put his head in Baihu's belly and rubbed it.
During the period, Baihu woke up once, but Tang Wuyu ruthlessly stuffed a jar of drugs.
Lian Qi paused for "stroking the cat", "If you feed so much, it won't cause any problems, right?"
"No." After finishing speaking, Tang Wuyu seemed to feel that such a short word was not strong enough, so Tang Wuyu added, "It's very strong."
It means that you can't die.
At the same time, Tang Wuyu also strengthened his determination not to keep pets at home, and when Lian Yu grew up, Xiao Nuo could also give it away as a dowry.
It is enough to have a mechanical piglet as a pet at home, and for other living things, it is enough to keep one for yourself.
※※※
Because Tang Wuyu caught the tiger too quickly, it was only noon when Lian Qi finished stroking the "big cat", Tang Wuyu took the white tiger back into the pet space and asked, "It's still early, how about some barbecue? "
"Ah?" Lian Qi blinked, "Don't you know how?" He still remembered what Brother Pao said when he returned from catching rabbits for the first time.
Tang Wuyu said indifferently: "I have seen my junior roast it."
It means that taking pictures of cats and tigers probably won't bother him.
Lian Qi thought about Brother Pao's neat action of peeling the rabbit's skin, and really believed in his evil.
When the roasting started, Brother Pao, who seemed to be omnipotent in peeling and cramping, finally encountered a rare setback.
Lian Qi held up a roasted rabbit, with the corners of his mouth curled up, showing a smile, "Brother, I'm really, really, really curious, how on earth did you manage to burn the outside and the meat inside still has Bloodshot, half-baked?"
Tang Wuyu was silent for a while, then said, "Probably, it's God's will."
Lian Qi: ...Did you get people's consent to pin the blame on God like this?
For the sake of her stomach that was singing "Symphony", Lian Qi had no choice but to take over the burden of barbecue.
However, two or three quarters of an hour later...
"It's impossible!" Looking at the sliced roasted rabbit, Lian Qi couldn't believe it. "I obviously turned it every few minutes, and it was definitely heated evenly! How could it be that the outside is charred and the inside is not cooked!"
Tang Wuyu looked at the bloodshot rabbit meat after cutting it, and felt for the first time that his cooking skills were not bad. At least the roasted rabbit he made had less bloodshot meat, um, it was almost half less than this one. Bar.
After the two looked at each other for a while, Lian Qi decisively threw the roasted rabbit in his hand, jumped on Tang Wuyu's back, flatteringly said: "Senior brother, for the sake of our stomachs, let's go back to Jinshi County first!"
Food Street, you deserve it!
Tang Wuyu was noncommittal.
However, in this way, a new problem appeared again. With Lian Qi's current posture, it was difficult for Tang Wuyu to perform great lightness kung fu.
After standing for a while and enjoying someone's hug enough, Tang Wuyu pulled the person off his back, still tucked under his arm, opened the flying kite with lightning speed, and lifted into the air.
Tang Sect's qinggong is different from other sects. After a few steps in the run-up, Feiyuan will fly straight into the air after it opens, and after a period of stagnation in the air, it will glide under Feiyuan's control.
Because Tang Wuyu moved too fast and was caught off guard, Lian Qi had to open his eyes to experience the feeling of suddenly taking off into the sky. Egg set.
But now, he is a real person ascending to heaven...
And there were some problems with the angle, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Tang Wuyu's clothes, feeling a little nauseous...
It's not a good idea to throw up in the air, think about the appearance of vomit falling from the air like "the goddess scattered flowers"...
Lian Qi silently covered her mouth, unable to vomit even if she was beaten to death!
In order to divert her attention, Lian Qi began to think about other things in her mind, such as the brother's abs... Bah bah bah, don't think about such things that are not suitable for children!For example, Big Broken Leg Fort...
and many more!
I think of the Tangmen disciples in the game who often fall straight from the sky to the ground because they run out of vigor (the value that maintains lightness kung fu in the game). If they are lucky, they will drop half a tube of blood. fall to death orz
For those who use Tangmen light kung fu for the first time, they probably have to fall to their death a few times before they can master it proficiently, and the name of Tangmen Big Broken Leg Fortress comes from this.
Thinking of this, Lian Qi removed the hand covering her mouth, wrapped her hands and feet around Tang Wuyu's body, and successfully changed her posture from being pinched to actively hugging herself.
It may be that Lian Qi's movement just now was a little too big, Fei Yuan trembled, fell straight down, and was stabilized by Tang Wuyu again.Lian Qi's hands and feet tightened immediately, he closed his eyes, and buried his head in Tang Wuyu's shoulder socket.
The voice was muffled and trembling: "Master... Senior brother, you, have you ever broken your leg?"
Tang Wuyu was taken aback, and just wanted to say never, but when he felt the warmth in his arms, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately discovered the key to Lian Qi's fear. The original never immediately became, "Occasionally."
Tang Wuyu couldn't say "always", that would be an insult to his lightness skills.
Lian Qi's scalp was numb, he moved his head slightly, exposed his eyes, opened the slits slightly, and looked down, but was frightened by the shaking vision caused by the up and down, sudden stagnation, and sudden acceleration. He closed his eyes tightly.
Sensing that the force of the hook wrapped around him had become tighter, Tang Wuyu actually showed a smile on that cold face, even though the corners of his mouth were only slightly curled up, it was rare enough.
However, Tang Wuyu also understood the principle of when enough is enough, so he wobbled for a while, and then "flyed" steadily.
Although being hugged like an octopus is very enjoyable, Tang Wuyu will also feel distressed!
Fortunately, the distance between Sleeping Tiger Land and Jinshi County is not very long. Tang Wuyu landed from the sky when he was still some distance away from Jinshi County.
When her feet stepped on the ground again, Lian Qi was still lying on Tang Wuyu's body and couldn't get up, her legs were a little weak.
"Are you okay?" Tang Wuyu supported Lian Qi's arm, looked at his somewhat shocked appearance, pursed the corners of his mouth, and began to blame himself in his heart, as a man, how could he scare himself like this... Uh, young married woman?
He read his daughter-in-law again in his heart, and felt that he was very satisfied with this title (*^▽^*)
Lian Qi took a few deep breaths and finally recovered, he murmured, "I thought I didn't have a fear of heights..."
Tang Wuyu felt a little guilty at this time, so he released the white tiger again, and thrust it towards Lian Qi, "Touch?"
Poor white tiger, which is a world-class protected animal in the 21st century, has become a prop to deceive people.
Lian Qi touched Baihu's head, and asked after a while, "How do you transport it back?" They didn't seem to bring a cage either, could it be that the brother had it in his game backpack?
But the next moment——
"Carry it back." Tang Wuyu replied that it was natural.
Lian Qi compared the height difference between the white tiger and Tang Wuyu, and always felt that if he really carried the white tiger, he would probably lose his sight.
※※※
When Tang Wuyu walked into Jinshi County with the white tiger on his shoulders, it almost attracted everyone's attention. People who were hurrying along the road couldn't help but stop, their eyes followed Tang Wuyu closely, and those who didn't For something urgent, he simply followed Tang Wuyu to see what this strong man carrying a tiger was going to do.
It's just that the onlookers belong to the onlookers, but these people dare not get too close, it is a tiger after all!Although it is in a coma, who knows when it will wake up?
And Lian Qi, mixed in with the onlookers, moved forward step by step.
Before entering Jinshi County, he firmly rejected the proposal to go with Tang Wuyu, just because he didn't want to be surrounded like this, like watching a monkey orz
Such a lively event naturally spread quickly, and it didn't take long for the manager of Taihe Restaurant to receive the news, and personally brought someone over to greet him, leading Tang Wuyu to the backyard of the restaurant, and locked the white tiger into an empty room. .
And Lian Qi also took advantage of the time when everyone was not paying attention, and slipped in behind a few people, and the people who followed Jing Ang knew Lian Qi, so they didn't stop him.
Jing Ang asked someone to strengthen the doors and windows of that room, and then he felt relieved, and said to Tang Wuyu next to him: "The chivalrous man is very skilled, I thought he would only be able to see the chivalrous man at night!"
In fact, Jing Ang originally thought it would take two or three days to wait, but he didn't expect that in just half a day, the knight came back with the white tiger!And it really doesn't hurt a single bit!
As for why the tiger fell asleep all the time, he guessed that it must have been drugged. "This chivalrous man, I have one more thing to be curious about. When will this white tiger wake up?"
Tang Wuyu threw a small porcelain bottle to Jing Ang, "One hour, the antidote."
Jing Ang looked at Lian Qi, the "interpreter" very naturally.
Lian Qi: "I will wake up in an hour. If you want to wake up earlier, the antidote is in the bottle. As for how to use it..."
He turned his head to look at Tang Wuyu, Tang Wuyu added, "Smell."
"Just let the white tiger smell it." This is Lian Qi.
Jing Ang: ...
Some people dare to approach the sleeping tiger, but who dares to take this porcelain bottle under the tiger's nose?Maybe the first thing the tiger did when he woke up was to slap the person who dared to approach him to death!
Still, let's wait an hour!Jing Ang immediately made a decision.
So, the task this time is as if it has been completed.
Jing Ang immediately ordered someone to take the remaining 50 taels of silver, and handed it to Tang Wuyu respectfully, "I didn't expect Tang Xiashi to move so fast in advance, if the knight is fine at this time, the old man How about taking the master's token and going to the county government with Tang Shaoxia?"
Tang Wuyu nodded, "The sooner the better."
After a while, he pointed at Lian Qi again, "It fell at his house."
Jing Ang: ...
He spoke with some difficulty, "So, the two of you are not married yet?"
Tang Wuyu nodded.
Jing Ang only felt that his eyes went dark, but he didn't expect him to lose his sight sometimes.
The man and brother who are so inseparable don't look alike, what else can they be if they aren't husband and wife?
It's no wonder that Jing Guan was wrong about things before.
The author has something to say: In ancient times, it seems that there was no requirement to register after marriage, but since this is an empty space, let’s make it tentative. After getting married, you need to move the other party’s household registration into the man’s home~
I still didn't come out in the small black room, I knelt down, the locking function is too powerful, I can't even restart it, but fortunately there is a Jinjiang background plug-in, otherwise...
During the period, Baihu woke up once, but Tang Wuyu ruthlessly stuffed a jar of drugs.
Lian Qi paused for "stroking the cat", "If you feed so much, it won't cause any problems, right?"
"No." After finishing speaking, Tang Wuyu seemed to feel that such a short word was not strong enough, so Tang Wuyu added, "It's very strong."
It means that you can't die.
At the same time, Tang Wuyu also strengthened his determination not to keep pets at home, and when Lian Yu grew up, Xiao Nuo could also give it away as a dowry.
It is enough to have a mechanical piglet as a pet at home, and for other living things, it is enough to keep one for yourself.
※※※
Because Tang Wuyu caught the tiger too quickly, it was only noon when Lian Qi finished stroking the "big cat", Tang Wuyu took the white tiger back into the pet space and asked, "It's still early, how about some barbecue? "
"Ah?" Lian Qi blinked, "Don't you know how?" He still remembered what Brother Pao said when he returned from catching rabbits for the first time.
Tang Wuyu said indifferently: "I have seen my junior roast it."
It means that taking pictures of cats and tigers probably won't bother him.
Lian Qi thought about Brother Pao's neat action of peeling the rabbit's skin, and really believed in his evil.
When the roasting started, Brother Pao, who seemed to be omnipotent in peeling and cramping, finally encountered a rare setback.
Lian Qi held up a roasted rabbit, with the corners of his mouth curled up, showing a smile, "Brother, I'm really, really, really curious, how on earth did you manage to burn the outside and the meat inside still has Bloodshot, half-baked?"
Tang Wuyu was silent for a while, then said, "Probably, it's God's will."
Lian Qi: ...Did you get people's consent to pin the blame on God like this?
For the sake of her stomach that was singing "Symphony", Lian Qi had no choice but to take over the burden of barbecue.
However, two or three quarters of an hour later...
"It's impossible!" Looking at the sliced roasted rabbit, Lian Qi couldn't believe it. "I obviously turned it every few minutes, and it was definitely heated evenly! How could it be that the outside is charred and the inside is not cooked!"
Tang Wuyu looked at the bloodshot rabbit meat after cutting it, and felt for the first time that his cooking skills were not bad. At least the roasted rabbit he made had less bloodshot meat, um, it was almost half less than this one. Bar.
After the two looked at each other for a while, Lian Qi decisively threw the roasted rabbit in his hand, jumped on Tang Wuyu's back, flatteringly said: "Senior brother, for the sake of our stomachs, let's go back to Jinshi County first!"
Food Street, you deserve it!
Tang Wuyu was noncommittal.
However, in this way, a new problem appeared again. With Lian Qi's current posture, it was difficult for Tang Wuyu to perform great lightness kung fu.
After standing for a while and enjoying someone's hug enough, Tang Wuyu pulled the person off his back, still tucked under his arm, opened the flying kite with lightning speed, and lifted into the air.
Tang Sect's qinggong is different from other sects. After a few steps in the run-up, Feiyuan will fly straight into the air after it opens, and after a period of stagnation in the air, it will glide under Feiyuan's control.
Because Tang Wuyu moved too fast and was caught off guard, Lian Qi had to open his eyes to experience the feeling of suddenly taking off into the sky. Egg set.
But now, he is a real person ascending to heaven...
And there were some problems with the angle, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Tang Wuyu's clothes, feeling a little nauseous...
It's not a good idea to throw up in the air, think about the appearance of vomit falling from the air like "the goddess scattered flowers"...
Lian Qi silently covered her mouth, unable to vomit even if she was beaten to death!
In order to divert her attention, Lian Qi began to think about other things in her mind, such as the brother's abs... Bah bah bah, don't think about such things that are not suitable for children!For example, Big Broken Leg Fort...
and many more!
I think of the Tangmen disciples in the game who often fall straight from the sky to the ground because they run out of vigor (the value that maintains lightness kung fu in the game). If they are lucky, they will drop half a tube of blood. fall to death orz
For those who use Tangmen light kung fu for the first time, they probably have to fall to their death a few times before they can master it proficiently, and the name of Tangmen Big Broken Leg Fortress comes from this.
Thinking of this, Lian Qi removed the hand covering her mouth, wrapped her hands and feet around Tang Wuyu's body, and successfully changed her posture from being pinched to actively hugging herself.
It may be that Lian Qi's movement just now was a little too big, Fei Yuan trembled, fell straight down, and was stabilized by Tang Wuyu again.Lian Qi's hands and feet tightened immediately, he closed his eyes, and buried his head in Tang Wuyu's shoulder socket.
The voice was muffled and trembling: "Master... Senior brother, you, have you ever broken your leg?"
Tang Wuyu was taken aback, and just wanted to say never, but when he felt the warmth in his arms, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately discovered the key to Lian Qi's fear. The original never immediately became, "Occasionally."
Tang Wuyu couldn't say "always", that would be an insult to his lightness skills.
Lian Qi's scalp was numb, he moved his head slightly, exposed his eyes, opened the slits slightly, and looked down, but was frightened by the shaking vision caused by the up and down, sudden stagnation, and sudden acceleration. He closed his eyes tightly.
Sensing that the force of the hook wrapped around him had become tighter, Tang Wuyu actually showed a smile on that cold face, even though the corners of his mouth were only slightly curled up, it was rare enough.
However, Tang Wuyu also understood the principle of when enough is enough, so he wobbled for a while, and then "flyed" steadily.
Although being hugged like an octopus is very enjoyable, Tang Wuyu will also feel distressed!
Fortunately, the distance between Sleeping Tiger Land and Jinshi County is not very long. Tang Wuyu landed from the sky when he was still some distance away from Jinshi County.
When her feet stepped on the ground again, Lian Qi was still lying on Tang Wuyu's body and couldn't get up, her legs were a little weak.
"Are you okay?" Tang Wuyu supported Lian Qi's arm, looked at his somewhat shocked appearance, pursed the corners of his mouth, and began to blame himself in his heart, as a man, how could he scare himself like this... Uh, young married woman?
He read his daughter-in-law again in his heart, and felt that he was very satisfied with this title (*^▽^*)
Lian Qi took a few deep breaths and finally recovered, he murmured, "I thought I didn't have a fear of heights..."
Tang Wuyu felt a little guilty at this time, so he released the white tiger again, and thrust it towards Lian Qi, "Touch?"
Poor white tiger, which is a world-class protected animal in the 21st century, has become a prop to deceive people.
Lian Qi touched Baihu's head, and asked after a while, "How do you transport it back?" They didn't seem to bring a cage either, could it be that the brother had it in his game backpack?
But the next moment——
"Carry it back." Tang Wuyu replied that it was natural.
Lian Qi compared the height difference between the white tiger and Tang Wuyu, and always felt that if he really carried the white tiger, he would probably lose his sight.
※※※
When Tang Wuyu walked into Jinshi County with the white tiger on his shoulders, it almost attracted everyone's attention. People who were hurrying along the road couldn't help but stop, their eyes followed Tang Wuyu closely, and those who didn't For something urgent, he simply followed Tang Wuyu to see what this strong man carrying a tiger was going to do.
It's just that the onlookers belong to the onlookers, but these people dare not get too close, it is a tiger after all!Although it is in a coma, who knows when it will wake up?
And Lian Qi, mixed in with the onlookers, moved forward step by step.
Before entering Jinshi County, he firmly rejected the proposal to go with Tang Wuyu, just because he didn't want to be surrounded like this, like watching a monkey orz
Such a lively event naturally spread quickly, and it didn't take long for the manager of Taihe Restaurant to receive the news, and personally brought someone over to greet him, leading Tang Wuyu to the backyard of the restaurant, and locked the white tiger into an empty room. .
And Lian Qi also took advantage of the time when everyone was not paying attention, and slipped in behind a few people, and the people who followed Jing Ang knew Lian Qi, so they didn't stop him.
Jing Ang asked someone to strengthen the doors and windows of that room, and then he felt relieved, and said to Tang Wuyu next to him: "The chivalrous man is very skilled, I thought he would only be able to see the chivalrous man at night!"
In fact, Jing Ang originally thought it would take two or three days to wait, but he didn't expect that in just half a day, the knight came back with the white tiger!And it really doesn't hurt a single bit!
As for why the tiger fell asleep all the time, he guessed that it must have been drugged. "This chivalrous man, I have one more thing to be curious about. When will this white tiger wake up?"
Tang Wuyu threw a small porcelain bottle to Jing Ang, "One hour, the antidote."
Jing Ang looked at Lian Qi, the "interpreter" very naturally.
Lian Qi: "I will wake up in an hour. If you want to wake up earlier, the antidote is in the bottle. As for how to use it..."
He turned his head to look at Tang Wuyu, Tang Wuyu added, "Smell."
"Just let the white tiger smell it." This is Lian Qi.
Jing Ang: ...
Some people dare to approach the sleeping tiger, but who dares to take this porcelain bottle under the tiger's nose?Maybe the first thing the tiger did when he woke up was to slap the person who dared to approach him to death!
Still, let's wait an hour!Jing Ang immediately made a decision.
So, the task this time is as if it has been completed.
Jing Ang immediately ordered someone to take the remaining 50 taels of silver, and handed it to Tang Wuyu respectfully, "I didn't expect Tang Xiashi to move so fast in advance, if the knight is fine at this time, the old man How about taking the master's token and going to the county government with Tang Shaoxia?"
Tang Wuyu nodded, "The sooner the better."
After a while, he pointed at Lian Qi again, "It fell at his house."
Jing Ang: ...
He spoke with some difficulty, "So, the two of you are not married yet?"
Tang Wuyu nodded.
Jing Ang only felt that his eyes went dark, but he didn't expect him to lose his sight sometimes.
The man and brother who are so inseparable don't look alike, what else can they be if they aren't husband and wife?
It's no wonder that Jing Guan was wrong about things before.
The author has something to say: In ancient times, it seems that there was no requirement to register after marriage, but since this is an empty space, let’s make it tentative. After getting married, you need to move the other party’s household registration into the man’s home~
I still didn't come out in the small black room, I knelt down, the locking function is too powerful, I can't even restart it, but fortunately there is a Jinjiang background plug-in, otherwise...
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