Cannon's little husband

Qingniu Mountain, Qingniu Village

As a bandit who caused disasters, the life of the head of Qingniu Village has always been very nourishing. ,

However, he also encountered a bad thing recently.

A few days ago, he heard that a very beautiful little lady had come to the nearby Lixiang Village, she was so beautiful!

It's just that after he snatched the person over, he found out depressedly that the person was beautiful, but he was a little brother. The head of the Qingniuzhai only liked women, and he didn't |get hard on his brother at all. Come.

But it's hard to snatch him back, so you can't just let him go back without doing anything, right?

The second leader is quite interested in that kid, but he hasn't enjoyed it as a big leader, how could it be cheaper for the grandson of the second leader?

However, what if you can't get tough again after you really go into battle?

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Here the head of the family is debating whether to go or not, and over there, in the cell of Qingniu Village, the guards are lying on the floor.

And the "little lady" who was snatched up the mountain by him was sitting on the back of the fainted guard, eating noodles with big mouthfuls, disgusted while eating, "Little Xi, after so many years, your cooking skills are still a little bit No growth at all!"

Tang Jianxi rolled her eyes without grace at all, "If you have the ability, do it!"

Lian Chu stopped talking.

It's really embarrassing, the two of them completely inherited their parents... er, father and father's kitchen cooking skills, for this bowl of noodles, Tang Jianxi burned half of the kitchen, and the water was added again and again , finally is not burnt.

"Huluhulu" ate the whole bowl of noodles, Lian Chu took the cloth strip Tang Jianxi handed over and wiped his mouth, halfway through wiping, he paused, as if, what's wrong?

He unfolded the piece of cloth and looked at it, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that it looked like... a bellyband?

"What the hell!" Lian Chu growled in a low voice.

"Ah?" Tang Jianxi was still a little dazed, "What's wrong?"

"Where did you get this thing?" Lian Chu blushed, not knowing whether it was from anger or shame.

Tang Jianxi pointed to a place close to a cliff on the top, "A lot of girls are locked up there, so I just slipped some cloth out so that I can wipe my hands after seeing blood. After all, the girls' household items require Much cleaner than those old men."

Even after thinking about it for the first time, it seems to be the same reason. Instead of using smelly men's clothes, it is better to use a bellyband.

"Hey, have you checked everything out?" Lian Chu stuffed the apron to Tang Jianxi again.

"Well, don't worry!" Tang Jianxi raised her chin, "I've made all the arrangements, just wait for the bandits to rob the hut in a quarter of an hour!"

"Has the commander of the garrison notified?"

"Notification, notification!" Tang Jianxi waved his hand, thinking of the relentless garrison commander, he gritted his teeth with hatred, "Hmph, after these bandits are wiped out, I must go to that stupid [beep] —— Put a whole bowl of chili peppers in 】's meal, it will kill him!"

Lian Chu: ...

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in two quarters of an hour

Lian Chu held his nose and ran down the mountain quickly.

After escaping for several kilometers, he let go of the hand covering his nose, took a deep breath, felt the fragrance of green grass in the air, and Lian Chu sighed, "Finally escaped..."

No need to smell that stench.

Excluding the women and hostages who were captured, there were almost 700 people in the entire Qingniu Village. These 700 people had diarrhea at the same time, um...the smell...it was really "smelly".

Tang Jianxi kept fanning the wind with his hands, wrinkling his nose, "This time I really made a mistake, but I guess that idiot must not have thought of it, and it was a trick for him, hahaha!"

After laughing for a while, Tang Jianxi frowned again, "No, I'm going to take a shower first, brother, please watch over me!"

She remembered that there was a small pond near here, and the water was quite clear.

Lian Chu resolutely refused, "No, I'll wash first."

"No, I'll wash first!" Tang Jianxi refused to give in.

"Then guessing punches." Lian Chu stretched out his hand, "Come or not? Whoever wins will wash first."

"Come on!" Tang Jianxi immediately geared up, "I'm sure I'll win this time!"

"Heh." Lian Chu didn't say much, but the word "heh" is enough to explain everything.

"Hmph." Tang Jianxi was not to be outdone.

Speaking of which, their father, Lian Qi, taught them how to decide the winner by guessing fist. It is said that at the beginning it was to discuss with their father who to listen to several times a day.

But I don't know if it's my father's bad luck or some other reason. Every time I guess, my father wins.

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Closer to home

Tang Jianxi and Lian Chu faced each other, staring at each other——

"Rock paper scissors!"

It's all cloth.

"Again! Rock, paper, scissors!"

It's all stone...

"Come again!"

It's all scissors...

"Come again!"

……

This happened about six or seven times, but it was the same every time.

Could it be that this is also the induction between the twins?

The two little fellows held back their energy and insisted on competing for a high and low, but they didn't want a chuckle from above their heads. "It's interesting, you two."

!!!

Lian Chu and Tang Jianxi immediately turned around, looking warily at the man who appeared in front of them.

The man was dressed in bright red brocade clothes, with a handsome face, the first time he saw this man, Lian Chu murmured in his heart, why does this man look like a girl?

"What are you thinking?" As if aware of something, the man in brocade clothes asked with a half-smile.

Lian Chu only felt a chill on his back, as if he was being targeted by some dangerous creature.

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When Yan Hao, the resident commander of Qingniu Mountain, led his people to attack Qingniu Mountain, he was greeted with an indescribable... stench. In addition, there were also a group of bandits who had diarrhea and collapsed.

Yan Hai's face was livid, and he said almost word by word: "Tang, Jane, Xi, you, very, very good!"

Is this what she said to help?Thank you very much?

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And on the other side,

When the two sides are in a tense confrontation——

"Ah-choo!" Tang Jianxi's big "choo-choo" broke the stagnant atmosphere.

The man on the opposite side couldn't hold back, he burst out laughing "puchi", and said pointedly: "No way, someone is thinking about you."

Lian Chu frowned, "Who are you? Why are you following us?"

The man raised his eyebrows, and the half-smile expression on his face returned, "I'm following you? It's obvious that you were making a scene under the tree where I slept, and I haven't pursued the fact that you woke me up, but you actually beat me up. Said that I followed you? Do you still have a conscience!"

Tang Jianxi: ...

Lian Chu: ...

"That being the case, we admit our mistakes." Lian Chu protected Tang Jianxi behind him, "How to make up for it is up to you."

"Oh? Do you just do what I say?" The man put away the folding fan in his hand, and "slapped" his palm, forgiving you to look at Lian Chu with interest.

"Not all of them." Lian Chu said cautiously, "I won't do things that violate the laws of Datang, such as murder and fire prevention."

"Then what do you mean, as long as it doesn't violate the Law of the Great Tang, you won't refuse it?" The man's voice softened instantly.

Lian Chu's heart skipped a beat, and he thought about it again. It should be... there should be nothing missing, right?

After hesitating for a while, Lian Chu nodded and said, "Yes."

"That's good!" After receiving Lian Chu's response, the handsome man with a slightly sinister voice spoke loudly, with a happy arc on the corner of his mouth, and said word by word, "I, I want, you!"

what?

Lian Chu's eyes widened, and Tang Jianxi, who was behind him, couldn't help but point a thousand receivers at the man opposite, "You, find, die!"

"Little Xi!"

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After all the bandits were tied up and taken away, and the hostages and women were rescued and settled down, Yan Hai called the accompanying military doctor to cook an antidote for the bandits.

It's not that Yan's conscience broke out, but that he didn't want to get dirty in the prison.

Yan Hai is not going to go to Qingniu Mountain in a short time.

"Commander, what's going on with those bandits?" A tough man with a scar on his face came in, "My mother, that diarrhea, if we stay for half a day at night, I guess they will Killed several of them!"

Seeing that Yan Hai had been staring at something, the burly man tilted his head, and after seeing clearly what was in Yan Hai's hands, his pupils shrank suddenly, "This thing... seems to be..." The burly man pointed upwards. Pointing, "That guard can only use it? Commander, where did you get this thing?"

Yan Hai was playing with the mechanism in his hand. At a glance, the mechanism was shining with a faint green light, like a peacock feather, hence the name - peacock feather.

After playing with it for a while, Yan Hai's mouth curled into a smile, "I got it from a little girl."

"Small? Little girl?" The burly man hesitated, "Um, doesn't he seem to have a daughter? I remember, a son and a brother?"

"Yeah, so, I'm also curious, who is that little girl, and what does it have to do with that?" Yan Hai's eyes narrowed.

That Tang Jianxi is like a hedgehog, if he is not careful, his hands will be covered with blood.

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Tang Jianxi looked at the crossbow|arrow held between the man's fingers, and Lian Chu, who was held in his hand, and slowly touched the poison|poison behind him under the cover of a thousand receivers.

But before she could let it out, that man had already wrapped Lian Chufei and left!

"Brother——" Tang Jianxi's eyes widened, too fast!Even though she kept staring at that person, it was still too late!

In the blink of an eye, the man had already led Lian Chu far away.

Tang Jianxi couldn't keep up.

"Damn it!" Cursing in a low voice, Tang Jianxi only hesitated for a while, then turned and left, looking at the direction he was heading, it was Qingniu County.

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Yan Hai was playing with the peacock feather in his hand while thinking about who that girl named Tang Jianxi was.

But I don't want to, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.

There were bursts of noisy voices outside, and then a familiar figure rushed in, "Silly boy! I need your help!"

Yan Hai's hands froze, what an idiot?

Tang Jianxi didn't say much after entering the door, and directly slapped a waist card on the table.

After seeing the waist card clearly, Yan Hai's pupils shrank suddenly, and he waved his hand to make the attendants back out, "What do you want me to do?"

Tang Jianxi poked the waist card, "I'm not delaying your business, you came here this time to suppress the bandits, right? I helped you get rid of the bandits on Qingniu Mountain, so I did you a big favor." , aren't you going to repay me?"

Thinking of Qingniu Mountain, Yan Hai's face turned green, and he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.

Although he didn't really want to admit it, the pile of crotons that Tang Jianxi put had played a big role, otherwise their actions would not have been so smooth, and there would have been some casualties.

After making up his mind, Yan Hai said, "How do you want me to help you?"

"Help me find someone."

"Who?"

"My big brother! Just like me, he was kidnapped!"