[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

Hmph... That would be a bit of a waste, I wanted Sasuke to practice, but now it looks like he probably won't be free. "

Sasuke was overjoyed when he heard that, Yao Shidou's words gave him an excuse: "Oshewan, it seems that it will be the next time, I don't want to miss this opportunity."

Sasuke's unconscious "playing hard to get" method made Orochimaru even more excited. When he met Sasuke, he was anxious about his IQ, and he had an idea that the person he chose was really unusual.

"It's okay, let's do it next time."

"Yeah." Sasuke replied softly and walked out the door.

Pharmacist said "Retire" and followed Sasuke's pace.

In the dark corridor.

"Sasuke, you should thank me." Yao Shidou said.

Sasuke was a little puzzled when he heard this.

"No test subject came out."

As soon as Yao Shidou said this, Sasuke understood what the other party meant. It turned out that the other party said that specifically to help him escape.

"Ah." Sasuke casually uttered a syllable to express his gratitude.

The next second, the pharmacist laughed cheaply and said, "Hmph, heh... But, you also missed the opportunity to sign the psychic contract this time."

When Sasuke heard this, his face twisted instantly. At this moment, he recalled the horror of being persecuted by this guy, and the shame of being imprisoned on the long table.

Sure enough, he was so stupid to trust the pharmacist.

However, Sasuke immediately adjusted his facial expression, he didn't want the other party to see his strangeness, although he was already so angry that he wanted to go crazy.

Sasuke snorted softly and said, "It doesn't matter."

"huh huh huh huh……"

"..."

Sasuke ignored Yao Shidou's eyes under the extremely reflective lens, turned around and walked away, leaving only a fairy-like back for the other party.

Sanshilu: A Great Responsibility From Heaven

As the saying goes, when a duck takes off, the sky will rain heavily, oh no, the sky will send a great mission to the duck. It must first suffer from its will, exhaust its muscles and bones, starve its skin, empty its body, and mess up its actions...

Therefore, the duck, who was assigned a high duty by the general, was suffering in his heart at this time. He was very tired from flying and wanted to vomit from hunger. His luggage fell into the deep forest and could not be found.

This is the Nth day that the duck left Muye Village. At this time, it is forced to go on the way from the domestic duck to the wild duck. As a "wild duck" with "nothing left", what it should do most at this time is probably to look Food.

Landing smoothly on the grass, the duck subconsciously shook its wings, and a gust of wind almost knocked it over.Of course, the duck didn't feel that its wings were so powerful. It immediately turned its head to look in the direction of the wind. A huge white bird occupied the sight of the duck, and the bird was still standing on its back. There are two people, one is a sunny boy and the other is an ugly uncle.

However, the sunshine boy turned out to be so cruel when he opened his mouth: "Danna, how about eating roast duck today?"

When the duck heard this, its whole body froze for a moment. Only at this time did it truly realize that it was a duck, a common ingredient on the human table.

"Hmph, not interested."

There is a difference only when there is a contrast. Compared with the words of the sunny boy, the words of this ugly uncle seem extremely gentle.

"Danna, don't be so disappointing... um."

"Hmph... I don't have a digestive organ."

"..."

"..."

It turned out that this "ugly man with a kind heart" uncle was not gentle at all, but "a disabled man with a strong mind".However, these are of no use to the duck. The most important thing now is how it can escape the clutches of this sunny boy.

The duck pretended to be very calm and turned its head silently: "quack." Then it swayed from side to side with its big flippers and walked away, like a silly duck that was completely out of state.

However, it doesn't matter whether it's a smart duck or a stupid duck, a duck is a duck, and duck meat is duck meat. How could the Sunshine Boy let the meat in his mouth fly away like this?

"Didara, your roast duck has escaped."

"Ah! Don't run!"

Hearing the shouting, the duck immediately sped up its running pace, and subconsciously yelled as it ran: "Quack quack quack quack..."

"Danna, how dare this dead duck laugh at me, I must let it have a taste of art... um."

The duck feels innocent, and it doesn't feel like it's laughing at the other party, it's just popping out the catchphrase subconsciously.

"Hmph, can your children's play house be called art? Only the eternal beauty is the real art."

"Huh?!!! Xidanna, you and I are also creating. Although I respect you very much, art lies in the fleeting, and the beauty of the moment... um..."

"Didara, are you pissing me off?"

"No, I'm just telling the truth. Explosions are art. It's completely different from your puppet show Xidanna."

The sound of fighting made the duck confused about what happened, but it didn't have any leisure to worry about it. All it had to do was run away crazily.

"Xie Danna, don't always say you can't do it, just do it!"

"Hmph! Your clay can only make those animal shapes."

"Xie Danna, you..."

The duck couldn't hear the words behind, because it had really run far away, but now it still can't relax its vigilance, it has to hide well.

The duck came to a lake, it wanted to dive, and then it jumped in, and after laying its eggs, it sat on the surface of the water and floated up.It wanted to dive, and then it dove headlong into the water, and then the eggs came out, and its bottom floated on the surface.It wants to dive, and then it continues to stretch its neck, and then it lays eggs, its big flippers keep stepping on the air.It wanted to dive, and after hearing the sound from far to near, it swiped its wings vigorously, and it finally worked, and the duck dived into the water smoothly.

"It's all your fault, all the ducks flew away!"

"Humph."

"Hmph, what, it's Dana's fault, eh!"

"Didara, don't push yourself too far!"

"I didn't push my limits!"

"Don't think that I dare not do anything to you because you are a brat!"

"It's not a brat!!"

"Hmph, a brat who hasn't even grown his hair yet."

"Who...so-so-so-so-so-so-so's hair hasn't grown...um!"

……

……

The sound outside has not stopped, and the duck hiding in the lake is becoming more and more speechless. The conversation between these two people is really not nutritious.However, now is not the time to care about these things, but when these two people will go away. Although the duck is still holding its breath safely at this time, it is not a fish, and it is impossible to never need air. If the two don't leave within a few minutes, the worst thing the duck can do is to slowly slip away in the water at the risk of being discovered.

"One day I will make Uchiha Itachi look good... Mmm!"

Didara's loud roar stunned the ducks in the lake for an instant. The style of painting changed a bit quickly. Moreover, these two people were related to that weasel. The ducks immediately felt that they had to continue listening.

"Just rely on your telescope?"

"It's not a telescope!"

"camera?"

"It's not a camera!"

"Then what did you say?"

"The tiny telescope can also take pictures. This is the ultimate weapon I use to deal with the sharingan illusion... Mmm!"

"Humph."

This style of painting is too magical!Duck complained frantically in his heart.

After hearing so much, there was not a single word that was useful, and the two of them hadn't left yet, it was almost crazy.

"gone."

It was the voice of that ugly uncle, and he was indeed the duck's lucky star.

"But I haven't found duck meat yet!"

"Hmph, don't you have an owl, use it instead."

"Dan, how can you be so cruel! Afro is my partner, eh!"

"That's right, I'm Xiao Di's partner!"

"Hehe, cruel?! My nature is like this, heh heh..."

Hearing this, the duck really wanted to know what happened outside, who made people outside always have inexplicable conversations, and finally a third creature appeared, but it could only continue to hide in order to survive.

"gone."

After finishing speaking, the duck heard a clicking sound.

"I hate waiting for people the most." The threatening sound of the grinding sound stimulated the duck's nerves. Even if the words were not aimed at the duck, the chill in it would actually make it feel scared, which shows that the ugly The murderous aura released by the uncle was intense.

"But don't worry, it won't take a lot of time. After all... I already know where it is."

Hearing this, the duck was shocked. It turned out that the concealment it thought was perfect did not hide the truth from the other party at all. Could it be that... its short life as a duck will come to an end today!

No, it can't, it hasn't found Sasuke yet, it hasn't seen Sasuke avenge Ajie with its own eyes, it can't die yet!

It was too late, and then it was too fast, the duck swam away like a fish, but in the next second, an explosion, an impact, happened instantly, and the duck was shaken out of the lake along with the lake water, until then, Once again the duck realizes that it is completely outmatched.

"Catch-to-you-la-"

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack..." The duck struggled desperately under the hands of the hunter Didara, but it was of no use.The duck wants to cry, and the starving self wants to become someone else's food.

While struggling, the duck caught a glimpse of an extra creature on the opponent's shoulder. It was... an owl!Without even thinking about it, the duck cast a distressing look at the owl, which is also an animal, a bird, and a pet. However, it had no effect. The owl turned its head and ignored it instantly. It was unbearable ah!

"How dare you ignore the old man, you dead owl!