[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

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Since he was sensible, Uchiha Sasuke has always had a trouble, he would be woken up by unknown laughter every morning.

The little Sasuke went to ask his brother, but his brother said he didn't hear;

Little Sasuke went to ask his mother, and the mother said she didn't hear;

Little Sasuke went to ask his father, and his father gave him a glare.

This article may be serious, or it may be funny, it all depends on how the brain of the scumbag author develops.

The inspiration for this article comes from the recent scumbag writers who are always woken up by the devilish laughter of the next-door neighbor.

Also, update regularly

Content label: Naruto Boys Manga

Search keywords: Protagonist: Uchiha Sasuke┃Supporting role: Meow┃Others: pets

One: strange laughter

Uchiha Sasuke is 4 years old this year. Like all his peers, Sasuke also likes to cling to the adults at home, but to him, this adult is just a brother who is 4 years older.

"Nissan, Nissan."

"What's the matter, Sasuke?" Itachi, who was changing his shoes, turned his head.

"Nissan—I want to sleep with you tonight—" the child coquettishly.

The 8-year-old Itachi sighed like a little adult: "Sasuke, you have to learn to sleep alone."

"No—Nissan—I'm afraid—" Sasuke continued to attack his brother.

Itachi thought about what Sasuke came to ask him before, and then he thought of the reason: "Sasuke, that should be just your hallucination. Look, I didn't hear my father, mother, or Nissan, so just don't think too much about Sasuke."

"Nissan—" the little Sasuke pouted to express his dissatisfaction.

"Father." Itachi stood up straight and saluted.

Uchiha Fugaku glanced at the second son beside him: "Sasuke, go to bed first."

Sasuke glanced at his father, then at his brother, as if he was struggling.

Itachi smiled: "Sasuke, be obedient, don't be afraid, Nissan will buy you tomatoes next time."

His dim eyes lit up when he heard Tomato, his brows frowned: "Yeah." Then he trotted back to the room.

Uchiha Fugaku looked at the back of the second son running away, and felt a little sad. It's fine if the eldest son didn't kiss him, why the youngest second son didn't kiss him, but as the current patriarch of the Uchiha clan, he couldn't show it , turned his eyes to the eldest son: "Itachi, how is the task done today?"

"Very well, father." Itachi replied blankly.

Similarly, Uchiha Fugaku also had a serious face: "Well, keep it up." Then he turned and left.

This kind of drama is played out every day. As the two pillars of the family, one big and one small, every time they meet, the scene is so serious. In fact, the love in their hearts is the deepest.

Sasuke returned to the room, took out his own quilt from the closet, spread it neatly on the floor, ran to turn off the light, and then got into the quilt, only his head was exposed.

Sasuke pursed his lips. Sasuke was a little unhappy that his father robbed his brother every day, but when he thought of Nissan being so gentle and even bought him tomatoes, Sasuke laughed silently in the bed again. I still like Nissan the most.

A sound outside the window startled Sasuke and immediately hid under the blanket, only revealing two small eyes trembling, until a "meow" sounded, his tense body finally relaxed a little, but he didn't dare Stretch your head out from under the covers.

Listening to the ticking of the clock on the wall, Sasuke was already sweating a little under the quilt. He carefully stretched out his head little by little, trying to dissipate the heat, but the door was suddenly opened, which scared Sasuke Immediately hid in the bed and yelled.

The person at the door called softly: "Sasuke."

Hearing it was his brother's voice, Sasuke threw off the quilt and ran into Itachi's arms: "Nissan!"

Catching the little body of his younger brother who was staggering over, Sasuke's little face still stained with tears was lowered to meet him. The terrified face made Itachi's heart soften: "Sasuke, can't you sleep?"

"Yeah!" Sasuke nodded vigorously.

"This is the last time." Itachi looked at Sasuke lovingly.

Hearing his brother's words, Sasuke knew that his brother would sleep with him today, so he felt better, and immediately smiled: "Nissan, wait for me."

Sasuke quickly ran to the closet with short legs, opened the door, and raised his arms to take out his brother's quilt from the cabinet that was taller than others.

Seeing the way Sasuke raised his hand with difficulty, the corners of Itachi's mouth rose slightly, how could his Sasuke be so cute.After sighing, Itachi stepped forward and took out the quilt by himself.

And Sasuke turned around and looked up at Itachi adoringly: "I will grow as tall as Nissan."

Itachi smiled dotingly: "Okay."

With Itachi's help, Sasuke finally helped his brother spread the quilt, and then obediently got into his own bed, looking at Itachi like stars, as if expecting something.

After receiving his brother's strong brain waves, Itachi asked, "Sasuke, would you like to hear a bedtime story?"

"Think!" Sasuke responded excitedly.

Itachi lay down in the bed, propped his head with one hand and helped Sasuke tuck the quilt with the other: "Then tell me the story of Konoha's founding. Before Konoha was founded, families were independent at that time, and they lived in During the war, children at that time would go to the battlefield at a very young age..."

Sasuke just looked at his brother like this, although his brother would only tell this every time he told a story, as long as his brother was with him all the time.

Unknowingly, Sasuke's breathing became more stable. Itachi poked Sasuke's bunted face with his finger. Seeing that he didn't move, he seemed to be asleep. He sighed. Although Sasuke was very happy to be so clinging to him, but It's not a good thing that Sasuke is so timid.

Itachi lightly folded the quilt and put it back in the closet, then left Sasuke's room silently.

The night gradually turned white, and it seemed that it was the time when the sun was about to rise. As a child, Sasuke, who was supposed to sleep for a while, had already woken up. Now he was hiding under the quilt and dared not go out. Although he woke up and found his brother Not here anymore, Sasuke was a little bit disappointed, of course it wasn't because of this that made his little temper deliberately stuffy in the quilt, but another reason.

From time to time, the laughter came from the ear, round after round, rhythmic to the point of magic. At first, Sasuke thought it was some boring person laughing, but his father, mother and brother didn't hear it. When he was young, he began to feel fear, so every morning he hid in the quilt until the sound disappeared before he dared to get up.

The laughter finally disappeared, the outside has completely turned into daylight, and the room is also very bright. At this time, it is time to eat breakfast. Sasuke crawled out of the bed with lingering fear, tidied up and washed, and left the room Door.

After coming to the kitchen, Sasuke saw his mother and brother were there, said good morning and sat down at the dining table.

Seeing Sasuke's listless look, Itachi worried: "Sasuke, didn't you sleep well last night?"

"Nissan, that laugh came back this morning."

Uchiha Mikoto on the side put the breakfast on the dining table and said with a smile, "Sasuke, maybe it's an elf."

"Really?!" Sasuke was a little excited when he heard his mother's words. The story about elves that his mother told him before suddenly appeared in Sasuke's mind.

"Well, maybe!"

"Will the elves protect me?" Sasuke's eyes sparkled.

"It must be." Uchiha Mikoto smiled softly.

Itachi looked at Uchiha Mikoto helplessly: "Mother."

"Alright, I'm fine." Uchiha Mikoto whispered to Itachi.

At this time, Uchiha Fugaku also came.

"Ananda, it's time to eat."

"Father." Itachi's face was paralyzed.

"Father, good morning." Sasuke seemed a little reserved for his serious father.

To the greetings of the three, Uchiha Fugaku nodded slightly.

Sasuke then concluded his breakfast event in a serious atmosphere.

Two: The distant Nissan

Since that breakfast event, Sasuke has been convinced that that is the greeting that the elf who came to protect him greets him every morning.

So every morning after that, Sasuke no longer hid in the quilt and dared not come out, but tried to talk to the elves.

When Sasuke was awakened by the voice, he started talking to it, although the dialogue pattern has always been like this.

The first round of magic laughter...

"Elf, are you here to protect me?"

The second round of magic laughter...

"Good morning elf."

The third round of magic laughter...

"Can the elf let me see what you look like?"

Another round of magical laughter...

"Elf, are you happy?"

Another round of magical laughter...

"I am also very happy."

Chirp, what, Sasuke, how did you talk to that devilish laugh? !

In this way, Sasuke had an unnutritious but pleasant conversation with a certain elf every morning. Of course, it was one-sided. Brother Itachi, come and save your stupid brother!

As the cold comes and the summer comes, the flowers bloom and fall.

This year, Sasuke turned 6 years old, the age to go to ninja school.

This year, Itachi turned 10 years old and was promoted to Chunin.

The boy flipped flexibly in the air, projecting kunai one after another, and landed perfectly with the sound of hitting the bull's-eye at the same time.

"Nissan is really amazing! Even the blind spot behind the rock can hit the bull's-eye!" Sasuke looked at a certain target in surprise.

"Okay, look at me!" Sasuke imitated Itachi and put on a stance.

"Go back, Sasuke."

Sasuke stopped what he was doing, and frowned: "You promised