[Zhongyingmei] A cookie that moves around

On a certain day of a certain year, a post suddenly appeared in the deep water area of ​​Gotham's most famous forum.

Gotham Forum> Akham is crazy again> Ah ah ah ah, I never thought that there would be such a crazy thing! !

[Arkham is crazy again] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then I never thought there would be such a crazy thing! !

#landlord

It is rare for the host to muster up the courage to go around Gotham today, and then I saw something extremely crazy. !

#1L

What's strange about the witnesses, Gotham is not Las Vegas, there are indeed fewer people registered, but it's not like no one gets drunk at night, okay? !There's no need to post it to the [Arkham is crazy again] forum just because of such a trivial matter, it's rare to encounter a post in this forum that is still such a non-technical post, cut it!

#2L

Agree with the first floor, although the words are a bit direct.

#3L

The landlord is really brave, and dare to go to Gotham at night, it is really desperate.I, a Gotham person, dare not go out at night, what if I accidentally meet Batman?

#4L

Hey upstairs, what happened to Batman? !I also want to meet Batman to sign it!

#5L

The landlord is talking nonsense, can you explain clearly what is going on?Who and whom are you witnessing as a witness?Is there something odd about these two that makes you think they're both crazy?

#6L

Upstairs, the God of Truth!So, landlord, who did you witness the marriage for?

#7L

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#8L

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#9L

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#landlord

The landlord was a little excited just now, and my hand speed is a bit sloppy, wait for me to type slowly.Today, my best friend and I plan to go to Gotham together. Although we have been hearing about Gotham in the metropolis, it is better to meet each other than to hear about it.The two of us just chose the weekend, but after walking around, it seems to be the same, it is just a bright and beautiful big city, no different from the metropolis, maybe the most dangerous place is at night.

But someone upstairs is wrong, how could the two of us dare to stay until the evening and go out for a walk, the hotel has already been booked.We walked to a small remote church at dusk after a day of wandering.

The small church is really remote, with a simple and elegant atmosphere, it feels like a product left over from the previous world, which makes people feel the illusion of washing people's hearts.Anyway, our feet were weak at that time, so we planned to ask the priest to let us rest.but!When we knocked on the door, it was opened by a man from the inside!

#23L

What the hell is the host trying to say?Isn't the priest a man or a woman?Can you finish speaking in one go, like squeezing toothpaste?

#24L

What kind of strange talent is this that surprised the landlord?

#25L

Calling the moderator @左林人is a big bat, someone here has made a mistake in the forum, no matter what, you can’t stay here in [Cam and Crazy]!

#batman is a big bat

Continue to observe.

#27L

Moderators are always so cautious

#28L

Ah ah ah ah ah I want to help you type, you can't be faster! ! !

#29L

I have a bold idea.

#30L

I have that too.

#31L

For example, the landlord met Bruce Wayne or Batman?

#32L

Something wrong upstairs?Bruce Wayne has proposed. Since he has proposed, there is no need to secretly get married in the chapel.As for Batman, who knows who Batman really is?Didn't the last time Superman was interviewed that they wouldn't force Alliance members to reveal their identities.How could someone as cautious as Batman tell anyone about his identity.

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#landlord

It is said that the landlord typed slowly, and it will only be at this speed if you urge me again.

Back to the topic, the person who opened the door inside was a man, a very handsome man, with those ice blue eyes I almost drowned in it.If it weren't for my best friend to pull me alive, I would have jumped on it.After a few seconds of nympho, I found a soft girl and priest standing behind the man.

I knew in my head that the two of them were going to get married, and the man was planning to go out to find a witness.

We need two witnesses, my girlfriend and I, this is really just right!

I pulled my best friend and went bravely.

The man is handsome and the woman is beautiful, this is really a good marriage. I pulled my best friend and stood beside me happily, waiting for the priest to start.The girl's name sounded familiar to me, but I couldn't remember who it was. When the priest smelled the man, my head exploded. It really exploded!

This is what the priest said: Bruce Wayne, do you want this woman to be your wife and enter into a marriage contract with her?To love her, to care for her, to respect her, to accept her, to be faithful to her forever and to the end of my life, in sickness or health, or for any other reason?

Bruce replied: I would.

Oh Bruce Wayne!Oh Bruce Wayne!I die with no regrets! ! ! ! !I'm actually Bruce Wayne's witness! ! ! ! !I just said why that girl's name sounds so familiar, it's Eva Kent who was bombarded by newspapers a while ago! ! !

#41L

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#42L

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#43L

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#44L

Those upstairs are the word counts, right?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Bruce? !Bruce Wayne and Eva Kent getting married in a chapel? !Am I right?

#45L

I'm still hoping that the blues prodigal son will go back and continue to enter the category of playboys. Am I facing a desperate situation?

#46L

I'm protruding (前盘哉), I want to escape from prison!

#47L

? ? ?That stuff upstairs can't really be from Arkham, can it?

The next day, the newspapers in Gotham were full of news about former Gotham playboy Bruce Wayne abandoning his past and reforming his mind to enter the marriage hall. Everyone was guessing why the two secretly went to the chapel to get married. But just like Bruce Wayne ran away after proposing in public some time ago, these two people can't be found in Gotham today, as if they disappeared, so angry that the editor-in-chief of "Gotham Daily" was furious in the office. Claiming to stare at Bruce Wayne 24 hours a day for him to look good.

Seven days later, the Met's Daily Planet got the headlines of the day. The editor-in-chief of "Gotham Daily" was so angry that he was rushed to the hospital and lay in bed for more than half a year before getting up.

The story in the Daily Planet was simple, it was a photo of Bruce Wayne and Eva Kent getting married on a watchtower, and a little bit of what the two of them had to say about the marriage.

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Eva Wayne: The bird likes the flying fish, the sea likes the sunset, I like him, I think there is nothing wrong with that.

Bruce Wayne: I found the missing rib.

These words are provocative and true.It is true that many people are doubting whether the story of the ugly duckling turning into a white swan is true.However, Ms. Wayne is not an ugly duckling to Mr. Wayne, but a unique apple... The author is willing to believe with the greatest sincerity that Bruce Wayne's reputation as a playboy will eventually disappear, and another one will take over. Brand new Bruce Wayne.The author and everyone will wait and see.

Contributor: Reporter Clark Kent]

As for the news that someone bumped into Batman on a date after a few years, that is also a matter of the future.

(Finish)

The author has something to say: the simple chapter is over, and it was supposed to be updated yesterday, but someone in the family went out for a birthday, and I just came back in the early morning and didn't have the energy to turn on the computer.

I love all of you, okay, see you in the next book ヾ(￣▽￣)~