The hardest thing in the world to cut is the karma

If the mid-level and high-level personnel in the Navy base separately conduct a questionnaire "What do you think of the Straw Hats?" ", then a conclusion that shocked the world will be exposed.

More than [-]% of this group of fighters carrying the word "justice" are fans of straw hats!

Moreover, most of them are in high positions, and they abuse their power to look up the new trends of the Straw Hats and share the latest candid photos of their lives with their colleagues when they have nothing to do every day.

Nonsence!Who are you kidding? !Let's put away the nympho expression on our faces first.Why haven't you guys been paying attention to other pirates like this?Supernova is more than just one family. There are too many dangerous elements and problem children. Why do you think they are all dead? !

Excuses, everything is an excuse!

The truth is, under Luffy's powerful personality charm, the guardians of world peace gradually and irreversibly perverted...

A sergeant with a mosaic on his face stood in front of the camera and talked about his experience.

"In the past, the base commander of the base I belonged to was a bastard who only knew how to squeeze the local residents! As a soldier, I could only obey. My life was very confusing. I don't know why I worked so hard to become a navy. Later, Lu Fei Here we come..." A suspicious red square appeared in the mosaic, "For the sake of Mr. Laroronoa, there was a conflict with the base. The heroic figure of Lufei's punch is still in my mind. He liberated Saved me, saved my dream, Luffy~~~~"

Small flowers flew out from the edge of the mosaic and filled the entire screen.

A lieutenant with his back to the camera stood straight in front of the window, and the wind blew his coat with "Justice" rattled.

"I admire the strong, and the Straw Hats are undoubtedly strong both physically and spiritually! Except for Lieutenant General Smoke, I have chased them the most times (including the theater version), so I know it all too well. It's a pity that they went to the New World, so I have to work harder."

A team leader whose face was covered by a bonsai scratched his head in embarrassment, and spoke shyly.

"I was originally assigned to be stationed on Judicial Island. Because I was always overwhelmed by the people of WorldGover, I kept swallowing my anger and dawdling along. Later, the Straw Hats and the others came to rob Sister Robin. Confronting them was the first time I fulfilled a mission." The duty of a fighter. Although I was dropped by Lu Fei in seconds, I was determined to become stronger. After watching them fight, I was infected by their enthusiasm without knowing it. Afterwards, while paying attention to them, I’m working hard. Now I’m the team leader too! Under my influence, my subordinates have also become fans of the Straw Hats.”

One shot captured only the lieutenant general below his neck, crossing his arms and saying in a low voice.

"Since two years ago, the deeds of Straw Hat Luffy have been rumored in the Navy. It's hard to know. The first time I saw a real person was during the war on the top, and the rampant appearance was not in vain. "Little madman 's title. Although he was admirable for his bravery and fearlessness in order to save his brother, as an enemy, my colleagues and I still besieged him. When I was swept away by his domineering look, I really admired him At that moment. A person with the aptitude of a king cannot be just a simple stunned young man. After the war, I sorted out the materials of the Straw Hats in private, and found that the Straw Hat Luffy is a person with great wisdom. I began to unconsciously look forward to It's remiss of the Navy to think that way about their relaunch."

Admiral Fujitora faced the camera without any shyness, his blind eyes were smiling and bent.

"The old man did have contact with the Straw Hats on Dressrosa Island. Unfortunately, as you can see, the old man is blind. Even though he has talked and fought with Straw Hat Luffy, he does not know his face. It is a great pity. Can you tell me the appearance of that person in detail? What shape are the eyes? What color is the hair? When you smile, it must be a very gentle face."

A certain former admiral, wearing an idiot-like blindfold on his face, said half asleep, "Huh? Straw Hat Luffy? He... ZZZ"

I wrote so much above, just to express the influence that Luffy and the others had in the navy before the sex change incident happened.

It is not surprising that there will be such a large popularity.Leaving aside the heroic deeds of the Straw Hat Pirates, picking out just one is crazy that ordinary people can't do in a few lifetimes. Take a step back and say that the Straw Hat Pirates want beautiful women and handsome men. If you want a cute pet, you have a cute pet, if you want a robot, you have a robot (?), if you want a skeleton, you have a skeleton (??), the captain is so cute, it's not normal to have no backup team.

In addition, all the way down the road, instead of looting and looting, they help others in various ways. Even though Luffy himself insisted that the pirates are bad guys and he should not be a hero, the eyes of the masses are discerning.

So, let's take a look at the chain reaction that happened after Luffy switched genders in this context.

According to the Navy's material procurement department, the consumption of paper towels has soared this month, reaching three times the previous level.

According to the Navy's medical department, the number of navy sent in due to acute anemia this month is much more than usual, and the reason is that the blood loss caused by unstoppable nosebleeds, and the blood bags in the blood bank are running out of stock.

According to the Navy recruit training camp, the hero Karp suddenly lost his temper a few days ago. He raided the recruit dormitory and collected countless photos. He publicly declared that he would send troops to hunt down the king of monsters, and there was a strange laugh coming from his room late at night.

According to the Navy Daily, the navy soldiers are generally not in the state recently, and they are absent-minded when they stand on guard for training. The future peace at sea is worrying.

Keby, who was already a lieutenant, was bending over to support the wall in the corner, and red liquid dripped from the fingertips of the hand covering his face from time to time.

The good friend Beru Mebo next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and complained: "If you can't stand it, don't watch it. If you continue like this, you will lose too much blood and die."

"How could you not watch it, that's Lu Fei-san!" Kebi said with two lines of nosebleeds, "I like Lu Fei-san the most!"

Belumebo held a thick stack of life photos of the female version of Luffy searched by Garp's order, looking at the sky speechlessly, and it turned out that he was too stupid to reason with the straw hat deep poisoner.But Luffy, the bastard, turned out to be so cute...

Well, another child who has stepped into the road of no return.

Regarding the various situations below, Marshal Akakenu was so angry that the magma was gurgling all over his body, and he sent harsh words to find out the reason and severely punish those who neglected their duties.

Of course, no one would be so stupid as to report the existence of the Straw Hat Fan Club. That would mean that the Navy's own people took over their own people.Since the success of this hawkish general, all members of the Straw Hat Fan Club have consciously turned underground.The organization was broken into parts and began to survive in secret.

But no matter how delayed, the investigation ordered by the marshal still needs a result, so the Secretary General of the Navy Secretariat put the two beautiful photos on the desk of the marshal's office with fear and pain.

One is Luffy learning how to meow to the camera with cat ears and cat paws, and the other is the moment when he jumped up when he shouted "adventure" at the concert.

The face of the red dog national character was stretched, and the deadly atmosphere in the command room almost forced the guilty secretary general to collapse, but fortunately, the marshal finally spoke.

"Is this little girl a new idol?"

Huh? !I didn't recognize it!

The secretary-general was startled, and said vaguely: "It seems to be."

"It seems that our navy is still too weak, and this level of beauty is fascinated." Akaken's tone was quite dissatisfied, his eyes swept back and forth on the two photos, and his index finger tapped "Da Da Da" on the table Non-stop, "In the future, soldiers' training will include programs to enhance their resistance to women."

"Yes."

"Go out."

The Secretary-General looked at the desk reluctantly, and hesitated: "Marshal, the photo..."

The marshal glared sternly, and the idlers immediately dispersed.Seeing that there was no one around, Akainu picked up the photo and looked at it for a while, then carefully put it in the pocket of his coat.

Thousands of miles away, Luffy, who was rolling on the deck, felt a chill run through his body.