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Now, amazing news broke out from the Straw Hats staying in Deria!

Lord Luffy himself said, "Let's take a group photo! Gather all~~~all~~~ of everyone we know, and take a super long and awesome group photo!"The possibility of implementation is as high as 100%!

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Issued by the editorial department of Straw Hat Monthly

January 1534, 9

"what--!!!"

"ah--!!!"

"what--!!!"

In the early morning, from the base of the revolutionary army, there were three high-pitched shouts.

Sabo, who is now the leader of the organization, was in a state of confusion with a piece of notice in his hand.Kerla, who worked as his secretary, was frightened by the sudden cry and screamed.Immediately afterwards, the cadre who had just opened the door and came in to deliver the report was confused by the two shouts in the office, and let out a voice of surprise.

"are you crazy!"

As the Minister of Administration of the Revolutionary Army, Kerla was not at all polite when speaking to her leader.Such an arrogant attitude is not only because of Sabo's connivance with his subordinates, but also because the two are childhood sweethearts who have been dealing with each other since they were eleven or twelve years old.

"Get the boat ready! It's an emergency, I want to set sail immediately!"

Sabo didn't see Kerla's dissatisfaction or the cadre's surprise.He slapped the notice on the desk with a palm, with a serious expression on his face that a major event had happened.

Seeing that the old burns on his cheeks were twisted ferociously, Kerla also became nervous, and kept searching the organization's recent activities in her mind, guessing what went wrong.

"Eh?! Is it an urgent telegram from the front line? Could it be that the infiltrating team of Flandersia found information about 'that'? Or did they encounter problems in negotiations with the English country?"

"It's more important than these!"

Sabo only yelled this sentence, and rushed out of the office in a hurry, not only knocking away the cadres who blocked the way, but also forgot the jacket he must wear when going out.

"More important than these..."

In contrast to the leader, Kerla calmed down at this time.Because this is not the first time that Sabo's abnormal state has appeared, and every time it is related to his baby brother.Half-closed her eyes, picked up the paper left on the table, Kerla understood what was going on with just a glance,

"Huh—everyone... Then the former leader will also appear."

When Kerla was slightly in a daze, the cadre who had just been knocked out by the leader and fell into the wall crawled out by himself enduring the pain, hurriedly picked up the materials flying everywhere, and walked to her with a sad face forward.

"Minister Kerra."

"Thanks for your hard work." Klar sighed helplessly, taking over the leader's mess without complaint, "Report to me first. I will pass on important matters to the leader."

"Yes, yes! Minister Kerra!"

The cadre wiped the cold sweat off his forehead with his sleeve and swallowed.The hand holding the document was trembling slightly, and before speaking, he secretly glanced at Kerla's face.

Sensing the cadre's small movements, Kerla had an ominous premonition, and unconsciously knit her brows together.

Misunderstood what she meant, the cadre tensed all over, and immediately vomited things out like beans.

"The front line is urgent and urgent support is requested! The whereabouts of the infiltrating team of Franstadia has been revealed and they are being wanted by the whole country, and urgent support is requested! The negotiations in the English country have broken down, and our negotiators have been detained and request immediate support!"

"..."

"Wow!"

After being the leader, Minister Kerla bumped into the cadres who brought three bad news, and rushed out of the office fiercely.

Of course, she wasn't trying to escape from this awful reality.

"Sabo!!! Get the hell out of here!!!"

The cadre who was embedded into the wall twice in a row decided that it would be better not to detain himself for the time being.

At the same time, Coco Yaxi Village.

Since this morning, Kensuke has been fidgeting and dangling.Every five or six minutes, look in the mirror.His old uniform had been washed and ironed by him early in the morning, and the metal buttons and epaulettes were polished to a shine.The whole person cleaned up like a dog.

Now standing on the street, Kensuke is facing the glass window of the house on the street with a straight face, looking left and right in the reflection of the light, then takes out a portable folding comb from his coat pocket, unfolds the comb with a flick of his wrist, and tilts it Little finger, take the comb along his two beards, comb it left and right, then adjust the position of the hat, make sure that the windmill inserted behind the badge is turning, then nod in satisfaction, put away the comb and continue patrol.

However, he only walked less than 50 meters, and repeated the same process through the glass window of another house.

"Ajian, you are almost enough."

Nuo Qigao hugged a basket of fruit, stood in the distance and looked at Kensuke with a smile.

"Everyone is panicked by your appearance."

After being reminded like this, Kensuke noticed that on the other side of the glass window, the owners of the house were staring at him dumbfounded.

Kensuke blushed, looked at the host with an embarrassed smile, turned his head and walked towards Nuo Qigao as if he was fine.

Nuo Qigao is Nami's step-sister, who was picked up by Bermel from the battlefield with Nami, who was still in her infancy, and the three formed a family like this.Kensuke still remembers that Nuo Qigao was only 3 years old the first time he saw the two fateful sisters, and everyone looked wary, like a lone wolf on the grassland, who only knew how to protect himself with fierce attacks.But for Nami and Bermel, who have become family members, they always have a smile on their faces, especially gentle and dependent.

Kensuke felt that time passed so fast, that in the blink of an eye, the scarred little girl grew into a strong and independent girl.

"Nuo Qigao, today is a special day."

"Yes, I understand. But Jian, you are too impatient."

Nuo Qigao chuckled, smoothed out the broken hair beside her ear, and then Kensuke noticed.

"Nuo Qigao, are you wearing makeup?"

"Yes."

"Also talk about me, aren't you looking forward to it too?"

As he said that, Kensuke looked up and down Noki Gao.

The half-length blue hair is carefully tied behind the head, and the outline of the eyes is more obvious than in the impression. It should be eyeliner and eyeshadow. The tanned skin has a slippery light, obviously wiped Expensive lotion, and a light pink lipstick to accentuate the shape of the lips.Looking at the whole thing again, Nuo Qigao is now wearing a skirt instead of trousers that are convenient for work.

Kensuke stroked his chin and smirked. "Who is it that is anxious~"

Nuo Qigao stared. "You don't understand. It takes a lot of time for a woman to dress up. Of course, it should be done early."

Kensuke raised his hands in surrender. "Okay, okay, I'm just an old bachelor who doesn't know anything."

With a hearty smile, Nuo Qigao stopped teasing Kensuke and told him why he was here.

"I just talked to 'Senior's little fan' on the phone. He has already received 'Top Hat Chef'. Now he is rushing to 'We are the Three Pirates'. It will take at least half a day to get to us .”

"There is still half a day..."

Muttering in his mouth, Kensuke wrinkled his face bitterly.Seeing him like this, Nuo Qi felt helpless and sighed.

"So, why are you in a hurry. If power boats hadn't been invented and popularized two years ago, it would have taken half a day, even half a month."

"But, I haven't seen Nami for several years..." Kensuke lowered the brim of his hat to cover his useless expression, and after sighing, he muttered, "Also, I want to confirm with my own eyes that the straw hat Luffy is there. It didn't make Nami feel a little bit wronged."

Not hearing the second half of Kensuke's sentence, Nuo Qi raised her head high, looked at the endless blue sky, and sighed.

"Yeah...it's been 12 years..."

"By the way, Nuo Qigao." Kensuke calmed down first, and looked at the basket in Nuo Qigao's arms, "Who are you going to deliver fruit to?"

"Ah, that's right. I'm going to visit Dr. Nago, please ask him to take care of the orange fields while I'm away."

"what?"

Seeing Kensuke's stupefied face, Noki raised one eyebrow.

"Could it be, Ah Jian...do you think it only takes a day or two to find Nami?"

"Eh? Isn't it? I remember the 'big senior's little fan' once said that he has learned to use the colorful mist to take shortcuts. Is it just a blink of an eye to go anywhere?"

"Hey——" Nuoqi raised her forehead, "Ah Jian, we must first enter the great route, and then reach the entrance of the colorful mist, and then we can travel fast. So it will take at least two weeks to come and go."

"Two weeks?!" Kensuke was so shocked that the scars on his body stood up together with the fine hair, "Kokeyasi Village will have no sheriff for two weeks?!! This is not possible! I have to arrange manpower!"

Ignoring Kensuke who was running away, Nuo Qigao nodded her chin and muttered to herself.

"Huh? Wait, I remember that the colorful mist seems to be able to travel through time, that is to say, maybe we just left, and the future us will come back..."

While Nuo Qigao was caught in the time puzzle, "Senior's little fan" happened to connect with "We are the three pirates".

Russobu's three little followers back then have grown into handsome youths now.

Onion has become a well-mannered novelist. Currently, he has published an adventure novel featuring a big-talking sharpshooter. The sales volume is considerable, and he has a group of fans who support him.

Qingjiaotou went to sea to learn art from a teacher at the age of 15. He returned to his hometown at the beginning of this year and opened his own carpentry shop.

Carrot head took over the family restaurant business, perhaps influenced by Russob, he is very keen on the development of new dishes.After numerous failures, he successfully developed a new dish that is suitable for all ages.Now the restaurant's branches are about to open to other Sanhai.

Well, the three old members of the Russob Pirates are all very busy people at the moment.So, who are the "We are the Three Pirates" who have contributed to "Straw Hat Monthly" when they have time and leisure?

Xiluobu Village, a long slope that was invaded by the Black Cat Pirates 12 years ago, is now welcoming guests from afar with open arms.

Ke Ya, as the only doctor and head of the village, stood at the bottom of the long slope with her sheep steward Mei Li, waiting for the arrival of Barto Club.

In the distance, a shadow appeared on the sea level.It's still the sailing boat full of fun... No, it's a power boat with propellers.

Forward Luffy Senior Plus enhanced version of the Magic Kai, is speeding across the sea at the speed of a speedboat.It was really speeding, the upper body of the ship was pushed up high due to the resistance of the water, and the proud Luffy's bow was high in the sky, looking down upon all beings with his funny little face.

"GO! GO! GO! We are the invincible Barto Club! The figure of senior Luffy guides the way forward! GO! GO! GO! Go forward, senior Luffy!"

The unbearable singing sound reached the shore earlier than the boat.

Ke Ya covered her mouth, her stomach ached from laughing, while Mei Li happily sang along.

"GO! GO! GO! We are the fearless Straw Hat club! Senior Luffy's will guides the way forward! GO! GO! GO! Go forward Senior Luffy! Ah~ What a beautiful singing voice~baa~"

"Meili, I didn't expect you to be able to sing."

"Because the tune is catchy~ Ms. Ke Ya can also sing very well."

"No, no, I'll let it go."

With a gentle and elegant smile, Kaya firmly rejected Meili's suggestion.

At this time, a young man suddenly appeared on the top of Changpo. He carried his luggage and waved his right hand to greet the two people down the slope.

"Big sister Keya, uncle Meili."

"Onion." "Ah, Onion, are you here~"

The great writer rushed to the two of them, straightened his crooked glasses, and said excitedly: "I rushed over immediately after receiving Uncle Meili's message. Knowing that I will see Captain Russob again Can't sit still!"

Mei Li looked left and right, but found that she didn't see the other two familiar figures. She asked in confusion, "Onion, are you alone? Where are the green peppers and carrots?"

Onion's mood suddenly sank.

"Ah...they, they are a bit busy..."

"I don't accept this kind of framing! Brother!" "Exactly! This is the reunion of the long-lost Rusob Pirates, how can we be missing?"

Two more people appeared at the top of the long slope, the carpenter and the restaurant owner who were carrying the luggage on their backs.

Looking at them, a tear welled up from the corner of Onion's eye, he was obviously very happy and shouted angrily.

"You two, don't you still have a job?"

Qingjiaotou and Carrottou gave thumbs up one after another, smiling mischievously as they did when they were young.

"I passed it on to my apprentice." "I passed it on to my wife."

"Stupid! Don't cause trouble for others!"

"Ah - what a touching friendship." Meili wiped her tears with a handkerchief, "I want to write this meme into the next monthly article submission~"

Therefore, "We are the Three Pirates" is actually Mr. Meili who draws inspiration from onions, green peppers and carrots.

Barto and his men were singing and dancing on the Advanced Luffy Senior Plus Enhanced Magic Kai, which was approaching Xiluobu Village at a high speed.

The idiot driving of the power boat gives them the conditions to be crazy and stupid.

Amidst the laughter, Zeff and his left and right hands—Paddy and Carl were sitting in the center of the deck with their chests folded, the lines on their faces were as cold and stiff as if carved by a knife.

The big boss' aura enveloped his whole body, forming a big boss barrier to draw a boundary line from the surrounding salted fish.

Zhefu wore a sky-high hat, and his aura was particularly intimidating.He stretched out his hand and stroked his silver-streaked beard and snorted coldly.

"It's noisy."