The hardest thing in the world to cut is the karma

The first ray of sunlight in the morning shines on the chewing gum-stained deck of Luffy Senpai.

The sailors on night watch were sleeping soundly as usual. It is a miracle that this layman pirate group composed of gangsters can survive in the sea of ​​the New World so far.

However, looking at the Q version of Luffy's prow and the huge Chopper's stern, it may be the blessing of the two cute creatures.

Barto Lomio, the captain of the Barto Club, nicknamed "Ogre" by others, is the super villain who currently ranks first in the "Real-time Ranking of Most Wanted Pirates to Disappear". The first thing he does after waking up is Kneel in front of the "altar" and worship the reward orders and authentic works of the straw hat gang.

Bathed devoutly under the brilliance of the seniors, Barto shed tears of emotion.

"When I open my eyes every day, I can look up at the heroic appearance of the seniors. I am so happy!"

"Hey!" "Captain Barto! It's amazing!"

The door of the captain's cabin was slammed open, and one of Barto's crew rushed in with a magazine.

The sacred ceremony was interrupted, and the veins of the cross jumped violently on Barto's forehead.The index finger and middle finger are crossed, the forearms of both hands are crossed in front of the chest, and the ability is activated instantly.

"Shock the barrier!"

"Wow!!! Listen to me, Captain!" The crew member who was pressed against the wall by the transparent barrier desperately conveyed important information, "Monthly, read the monthly!"

Barto took a closer look, and it turned out to be the latest issue of "Straw Hat Monthly"!As a diehard fan who insisted on subscribing from the first issue, Barto has collected a cabinet of collections and plans to keep them as family heirlooms.

"Hey ha ha ha ha - so there is news from the seniors. I should have said it earlier."

"Wait……"

The smiling Barto put down the crew members who were almost crushed into pancakes, grabbed the magazine in his hand and couldn't wait to read it.

Only after turning the first page, a golden light shot out, dazzling Barto's stunned face.

"Ha - it's too late."

The crew member in Erkang's hand covered his face sadly.

"Ah, ah... ah———————————————————————————————————————————"

From dementia to madness, it took Bator a total of 3 seconds, and the evolution of expressions during the period was colorful and interesting.

With a "plop", he knelt down on his knees and held up the magazine, Barto couldn't help crying bitterly.

"It's so dazzling! It's so dazzling! Ah? Why is my vision so blurry? It must be that Lufei-senpai is too dazzling! Uhhhhhhhh!?"

Just when the crew thought their captain would cry for at least two or three hours before it stopped, Barto suddenly stopped crying.He brought the magazine close to his eyes and stared at it, his face was filled with a dark murderous look, his brows were deeply frowned into the word "Chuan", followed by a deafening roar.

"Ah! That one named Eustace! He actually ate at the same table with Senior Luffy! How dare he peek at Senior Luffy with his dirty eyes! Shameless! Damn——!!! So envious——!! I'm so envious!!!"

Barto, who fell into madness, was crying, angry and shy, and his spirit was extremely unstable.

His crew, however, looked as if they were used to it, and even had empathetic regretful expressions on their faces.

"That's right! It's just the same period as Lu Fei's senior, and he used despicable means to get close! How shameless!"

This boatman...is hopeless.

"Hahaha--"

After venting indiscriminately, Barto clutched his chest, panting like a dehydrated fish, his cheeks were still blushing and he couldn't help it.

Ever since he met senior Luffy for the first time in Rogge Town and was amazed by his transcendent demeanor and fortune, Barto Midi No. [-] Lomio unfortunately suffered from straw hat dependence.After a few years, he was already terminally ill.

Today, senior Luffy is even more helpless in the face of a female body.Just looking at the photos, I was on the verge of sudden death from a myocardial infarction.

Barto thought in distress.

How should he deal with this strong emotion that almost burst his chest!If you let it go, you will undoubtedly die soon, and you must find a way to express it.To follow in the footsteps of predecessors?No no no!

Clenching his fists and gnashing his teeth, Barto vetoed this tempting idea with difficulty.

Although I am very worried about the situation of senior Luffy, it is absolutely not allowed to disturb the seniors to take risks.what to do?what to do?I really want to get closer to senior Luffy!I really want to know more about senior Luffy!

correct!

Barto's eyes lit up when he thought of a good idea. He ignored the crew members who were carefully observing his expression, stood up abruptly, and announced the next course arbitrarily.

"Parade in the Holy Land! That's it, let's go to the Holy Land, the hometown of Senior Luffy!"

The last bit of human survival instinct made the right decision for him.

Donghai, a remote village in the Goa Kingdom.

Windmill Village lives peacefully every day as always.

The beautiful and virtuous proprietress of the tavern, Makino, got up at dawn as usual, and carefully prepared to open the shop.

"Wow-wow-wow-"

Suddenly, the cry of a baby came from inside the tavern.

Makino quickly put down the broom and ran into the lounge next to the back kitchen.In the corner of the room, there is a crib with a toy bed bell hanging from it.Walking to the bed, Makino stretched out his hand, and gently took out a little bun with a wrinkled face from the bed.

"Hey, don't cry, don't cry."

Gently patting the baby's back, Makino comforted the baby softly while checking the reason for the baby's crying.

"The diaper is dry and the milk has just been fed. Why are you crying? Is there something uncomfortable? What should I do?"

When she was at a loss, someone entered the store and called out loudly.

"Makino, I'm here to deliver today's fruits and vegetables."

"Ms. Hutchison."

Hearing this intimate voice, Makino ran back to the front hall with the baby in her arms as if she had been pardoned.

A fat lady in a plain apron was carrying a bamboo basket full of fresh green leaves, looking at the flustered Makino with a smile.

"Yo, the little baby is showing off his power."

"Ms. He Qiqi, what should I do? The child keeps crying."

"Don't worry, don't worry, show me."

He Qiqi put down the basket, wiped her hands on the apron before taking the baby, and hugged it firmly with a skillful posture.

Strange to say, as soon as the baby was in her hands, he stopped crying and hiccupped pitifully.

Makino is very envious of such magical skills.

"Ms. He Qiqi is really amazing. No matter how young a child is, she can get along well."

"Hahahaha, this is the power of 'mother'. Makino will learn it soon."

"Really?" Makino looked very unconfident, "I've never brought up such a small child before, so I have no idea."

"It's okay, you have to believe in yourself. Makino. Children are very sensitive. If adults feel disturbed, they will follow suit."

Ms. He Qiqi was eager to share her experience when the baby lying in her arms suddenly raised two small pink fists and "babbled" while waving vigorously.

"Huh? Oh, that's it."

Ms. He Qiqi seemed to be able to understand the mysterious baby language, and responded earnestly.At the end, he also explained to Makino: "It seems that this child senses that someone important is coming to Windmill Village."

"Huh?" Makino looked surprised, but soon felt relieved, "Hey, just like his father, he is a child with sharp intuition."

"Yeah, he will definitely be a promising young man in the future." He Qiqi nodded with a smile, and returned the child to Makino, "Since there are guests coming, I won't bother you here."

"Why? Ms. He Qiqi's presence has been a great help. And I've troubled you to deliver food every day. I should thank you here."

"Hahaha, anyway, I planted it myself for fun. I'm only happy if it can be turned into a delicious dish for people to enjoy."

Facing Makino's words of gratitude, Ms. He Qiqi smiled heartily.

After that, Makino settled the baby and took out yesterday's basket from the back kitchen and returned it to Ms. Heqiqi.And Ms. He Qiqi carried the basket with one hand like a wrestler and left the tavern.

On the way home, I passed by the village chief who was sitting idle by the roadside, and saw him shaking his head, sighing, and muttering words while holding a magazine that was about to be flipped through.

"One or two are both worrying! It's because I became a pirate that I encountered such a thing. Hey!"

Although there were complaining words in his mouth, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, maybe he didn't realize it.

Without disturbing the old village head who was immersed in her own world, Ms. He Qiqi walked all the way to the path by the sea.

The salty sea breeze blew, making the skirt flutter.

On the beach, beetroots grow wantonly, the purple flowers have withered, and new life is being bred in the small pods.

"As the years go by, the water will never return, and the flowers will bloom and fall, and the mind will be at peace. But ah..."

Ms. He Qiqi held down the flying hair on her cheek and looked at the sparkling sea.The well-known kind smile disappeared on his face, and the melancholy expression seemed to recall the past that could never be returned.The warm sunlight shone on her fat body, but it couldn't penetrate her deep brown pupils.

"Leaving me alone, it's really lonely."

Sure enough, as Ms. He Qiqi said, a pirate ship full of strange members sailed into the surrounding waters of Windmill Village that afternoon.

The people in the village discovered the intruder immediately, and everyone scrambled to report. The men took up "weapons" such as hoes and sickles, and were on guard as if they were facing an enemy.After all, not all pirates in this world are as strong and principled as the redhead.

The old village head is very old, but he is still as energetic as ten years ago, leading a group of men on crutches to guard the pier aggressively.

To deal with villains, one must be worse than the other party.Those who will focus on this kind of small village are basically the third-rate and below who bully the weak and fear the hard. As long as the other party thinks that they have encountered a tough bone, most of them will retreat in spite of difficulties.So the first blow to dismount Mawei is the most important thing.

However, as the boat approached, the villagers wavered.If you want to say why, of course it is because of the huge and cute Luffy bow.

"Bato Club?"

After reading the big characters painted on the main sail, the villagers looked at each other in dismay.

"Not the Pirates?"

"That's Luffy, right? Could it be that kid Luffy is back?"

"That's not right. Luffy-chan's pirate group is called the Straw Hat Pirates. Where did this copycat come from?"

"Huh?" The old village chief stroked his beard thoughtfully, "Bato Club? I think I've heard of it somewhere."

Before the village head could remember anything, the other party had changed.

From a distance, I saw a bad green hair with tattoos on his face and a nose ring standing on the bow of the boat. Behind him was a group of tall men facing the vicious men.Everyone has a vicissitudes of life, but their aura can make this side feel pressure even if they are far away.

These people are not simple.

Based on years of experience, the village head made a judgment, and his expression became serious.

"Young students, be mentally prepared. This time, the opponent is different from the previous miscellaneous fish."

"Yeah." "Understood, village chief." "Damn it!"

Hearing the warning, the young people immediately put away their distracting thoughts and focused on each other's every move.

Suddenly, the green-feathered cockscomb raised its hands.

What is he going to do?Could it be that there is a move to kill people hundreds of miles away? !

The villagers nervously clenched the "weapons" in their hands, cold sweat slipped from their foreheads, and they dared not reach out to wipe it off.

"It's finally here!!! The Holy Land!!!"

"Wow——we really did it! Huh!" "Thought I was going to die on the way. Hey——" "Holy Land! Here we come!" "Harry Luffy—Harry Luffy—Harry Luffy -"

With a loud cry from the green hair, all the rough guys on the boat burst into tears of joy, and finally even sang a strange hymn.

Facing the unexpected development, the villagers were all confused.

"Forehead?"