[Sword III] Self-cultivation of brain-damaged fans

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No CP, no CP, no CP, important things are said three times.

I hope little angels can vote for me. (bow)

In fact, I just want to fulfill my dream of being a fan, I want to see the owner of the villa even once QvQ

Jiang Han stood on the busy street with a dazed expression.

The common people who come and go are all dressed in wide-sleeved gowns or coarse linen clothes. Occasionally, a few people in special clothes pass by, with jingling rings and flying ink hair.

On the small stall in front of him was a sign that read "Iron Mouth Straight Break", and a handsome Taoist priest who would only appear on TV was staring at him deeply.

Jiang Han blinked his eyes, and looked at the Taoist priest in a daze, wondering if he should lower his head shyly like a normal girl.

However, at this time, there were still two 1.8-meter-tall men standing beside her, each of whom was holding one of her hands tightly.

One person is dressed in gold and luxurious, handsome and elegant like bamboo; the other is dressed in blue and white robe, as cold as a fairy.

Oh thick, isn't it cute and girly?

But wake up.

The height is not up to people's waist.

Jiang Han raised his head to look at the two beauties who looked like giants, and then looked at his own small hand like a lotus root being held.

The estimated age is definitely not more than seven years old.

Realizing this, Jiang Han could only turn his gaze back, staring at Taoist Priest in a seemingly deep but dazed way.

"Don't worry, you two, wait for Yan to count his fingers and get a glimpse of the secrets, and then we will know whether this child should enter the Tibetan sword or Chunyang?"

Shuai forced the Taoist priest to say the above standard charlatan words with an inscrutable face.

As if to say, those who believe are fools.

"You are a disciple of Chunyang, you will definitely help this one."

The young master in golden clothes was very dissatisfied, he pulled Jiang Han's little hand, and planned to leave.

"I asked this child just now, and she said that she is willing to enter the Tibetan sword."

"Sir, be slow."

On the other side, the Taoist priest in blue and white robes, like a nine-day exiled fairy hanging down from the clouds, dragged him back violently, and said very solemnly:

"This child's Taoist body is natural, and it is just suitable for me to cultivate my pure yang mental method."

"She still has Kenshin!"

"The heart of the sword can be tempered the day after tomorrow, and the talent is a gift from heaven, so don't let it down! Otherwise, how heartbreaking it is?!"

"Nonsense! You just came out to steal someone from me! What we can teach her with Hidden Sword will definitely not be inferior to Chunyang!"

"Chunyang cultivates Taoism but also cultivates swords! She has both Taoism, body and sword heart, so she should be my disciple of Chunyang!"

"She is also of good character and gentlemanly demeanor!"

Jiang Han was originally short, but now he was dragged by two people, and his feet left the ground immediately, swinging leisurely in the air.

#who I am?where am I?Where am I going? #

#I just want to eat a melon quietly. #

However, the two people in front of them obviously didn't let her go, they immediately turned around and said in unison:

"Girl, you just said you were going to go with brother!"

"Girl, with such a fate, are you willing to follow the poor path?"

Jiang Han kept his feet off the ground, bit his words deeply, and said:

"If you don't have faith, you will not stand. Since I have accepted this young master first, I should let him go."

#So put me down now. #

Although this is also one of the reasons, the more important reason is naturally——

"I'm going to hide the sword! Ye who hides the sword... the style of the gentleman of the Ye family! I have admired it for a long time!"

——Ye Ying, my male god, the owner of the villa, he is the head of the house in Cangjian. He has his own guards and raises a small yellow chicken in a villa.

Hearing what she said, the Taoist priest immediately turned pale, and really showed a distressed expression:

"Excellent talent, pure conduct, I don't want a girl to waste her life because of a momentary wrong statement. Even if it is against the harmony of heaven, I have to do something evil."

After hearing this, the Tibetan sword disciple immediately exploded: "What are you! Do you still want to grab it by force?!"

"Okay, okay." The fortune teller smoothed things over and said softly, "Yan is willing to make a fortune for this little friend."

"The Taoist ancestor of Sanqing, Yanmou swears that he will never take sides and insist on justice. If he misses this little friend's future, Yanmou will be blamed for his death!"

"The two of you should also regard peace as the most important thing."

The handsome Taoist priest once again issued the above quotations from the magic stick, and took out his big treasure.

- A, super big, turtle shell.

Then start bang bang bang.

After a cup of tea, the Taoist priest put away the big treasure, and continued to say with a deep expression:

"This little friend has an extraordinary background. In his previous life, he was a great power to overcome tribulations."

"Little friend, let's practice Taoism."

When being hugged by another Taoist priest who was almost crying with joy, Jiang Han crossed the Taoist priest's fluttering hair, and met the fortune-telling Taoist priest with dead fish eyes.

"I haven't practiced Taoism, you are talking nonsense."

"I'm not talking nonsense, you just don't remember."

"You're just talking nonsense."

Shuai forced the Taoist priest to show a "kind smile" immediately.

"You should recall carefully, the last picture of the previous life."

"Telling you not to cultivate immortality is to stop cultivating immortality. You deserve to die."

Jiang Han suddenly remembered.

One minute before I went into shock and coma due to hypoglycemia, a friend sent me a congratulatory message.

"Stay up until six o'clock cultivating immortals, do you really want to go to heaven?!"

——Then, she really went to heaven.

——The Taoist priest is really not talking nonsense, she really cultivated to the point of crossing the catastrophe.

—and failed to ascend.