[Through Middle-earth BG Lord of the Rings Fans] A Different Life Das Leben der Anderen

What Happened During the Lonely Mountain Journey

Fragment [-] After finding the Arkenstone...

Thror sat proudly on the throne, his head held high that he had to bow to the King of Mirkwood so many times.Beside him stood his son and grandson.

Looking at the tall and tall figure surrounded by all the elves, Thror couldn't help holding his breath excitedly:

In those years, I have been paying tolls all the time, just for such sporadic ally discounts, I had to nod and bow to this elf king, it made me dizzy and my back hurt. (...Are you sure it's not because of getting old?) Ever since I dug up the Akensilil!Hey!My waist is no longer sore, my back is no longer painful, and I can even count money.

Seeing the Elf King slowly approaching the throne of the dwarves, a dwarf attendant stepped forward and opened the treasure box in his hand.

Thranduil stepped forward curiously, looked inside, and then, his breath caught: this is...! ! !

The full box of diamonds shone like a lake, as if the stars in the sky were stored in the box.

Thranduil held out his hand slowly: If I may, I would like to...

"Snapped!"

Just before the Elf King's fingertips were about to touch the shiny and alluring gem, the dwarf attendant closed the box with a snap.

The Elven King withdrew his hand in surprise, he opened his mouth slightly in disbelief, and widened his eyes as blue as the sea and as clear as jewels: You dwarfs, what do you want to do to my jewels? !

"King Thranduil, please present the tribute." The dwarf attendant said in an inorganic voice.

Que!

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Thror watched all this, and couldn't hide the smug smile on the corner of his mouth: Ahaha, Thranduil, seeing the loss of the treasure that is so close at hand, doesn't it make me feel bad!Especially when you have to pay out of your own pocket!Hey, after dealing with you for so many years, this is the first time I feel so at ease.

Thranduil was silent for a moment, thinking of breaking or breaking.

In fact, for the Elf King, this is usually a decision that can be made without thinking about it, but just this morning, before the Elf King set off, he was told that his mount—the elk— The wooden railings of the yard that had lived there for hundreds of years were broken.It was repaired by dwarves when I was doing business with Thror's great-grandfather. There is really no quality assurance, and it broke again after only a few years.On the way here, Thranduil was still not satisfied and thought: With this kind of bean curd project, they must give a half discount this time.

Thranduil thought for a few seconds: Well, in fact, the broken fence is not so urgent to repair, the big deal, wait a few hundred years, when Thror's bones are turned to ashes, and then come to the dwarves to renew the alliance. late.After all, a few hundred years is still very fast.

The Elf King thought about it and made a decision, then turned around calmly and led the elves away.

The elves were not surprised at the decision made by their king, and discussed in a low voice on the way back:

"Wang thought for a little longer today. I thought he would turn around and leave without hesitation."

"The king must be remembering the friendship with the dwarves for so many years. Even though the dwarves are so philistine and cunning, they have stolen money more than once."

"Actually, Wang is still very emotional."

"Hmm! We didn't follow the wrong king!"

All the elves looked at the back of Thranduil in front of them full of respect and emotion...

Fragment [-] The dwarves and the not-so-happy elves having a happy dinner in the forest valley

Kili talked about his criteria for choosing a mate: "To be honest, I don't like elf women very much. They are too thin, their cheekbones are too high, their skin is too white, and there is not enough hair on their faces..."

Lu Jing A, who happened to hear it, asked Lu Jing B: "You said, is he choosing a partner or a monkey?"

Lu Jingyi: "...Maybe, it's all of them."

"Oh! That one over there looks good!" Kili winked at the elf musician next to him.

"Well, that's not a female elf." Du Valin glanced over there and said.

"Hahaha!" The dwarves laughed together.

Lu Jingjia and Lu Jingyi looked at the livid-faced musician A, and said silently: "It seems that the world of dwarves is beyond your comprehension."

(Look at this aesthetic standard! How do you feel that the future Tao Ruier is infinitely sad...)

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Handing back the sword of the King of Gondolin to Gandalf, Elrond asked casually, "How did you get these?"

Lindir immediately cast a gratified look at Elrond: Lord, I finally know how to manage the house!

Elrond's heartfelt voice: There are 14 extra mouths to eat at once. If you don't work hard, Lindir will talk endlessly.

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Gandalf opened his eyes and said nonsense without hesitation: "These are all descendants of Durin. They are noble and well-behaved! They are also very educated!"

Lindir glanced at the one who secretly hid the silver wine glass, and this one ate like a clepsydra.Lindir felt a vein throbbing on his forehead.

Gandalf continued to lie without taboo: "They are still loyal art lovers!"

"Won't you change it to something else? It's not at the funeral!" A dwarf politely offered his tactful suggestion.

Another dwarf stepped onto the dining table involuntarily and sang a beautiful melody!

The other dwarves sang along, and in order to show their inner joy, they especially sprinkled food on the ground to express their admiration for the rich land.

Seeing that Gandalf and King Elrond did not shed the fruit of happiness, they worked tirelessly to throw it over there!

Lin Dier looked at the melon that brushed his cheek and smashed on the bronze statue behind him, clenched his teeth, clenched his fingers, trembling slightly.

Elrond glanced at Lindir behind him with some guilt, and sighed secretly: It seems that the "Lindir Dysphoric Syndrome" that will appear after a while is about to start again...

Fragment Three

Lindir stopped King Elrond behind him: "My lord!"

Of course Elrond's keen hearing picked up the sound, and he hastened his steps.

"My lord! I know you heard me! It's no use hiding from me!"

Elrond had no choice but to stop, turned around, and asked with a serious face: "Oh, it's Lindir, what's the matter?"

"My lord! This month's financial expenses and next month's budget..."

"Ah! Lindir! It suddenly occurred to me that there are some important things to discuss with Gandalf..."

"My lord! Gandalf has gone to Glorfindel to talk about old times."

"Oh, I remembered, I have something to find Elidan and Iroho..."

"They're out on patrol."

"Well, in fact, I still have some government affairs..."

"My lord! Today I have to talk to you no matter what! Please don't run away!"

"...Oh, alright." Elrond, who knew he couldn't escape, could only nod his head.

"Please take a look at this month's account book! Our back kitchen is empty and the wine cellar is empty. When will this group of locust-like dwarves leave?!"

"Uh, this is not up to me to decide. You know, the principle of our last home has always been to provide all possible assistance to the suffering compatriots in Middle-earth..."

"Oh, that's it," Lindir did not embarrass his ignorant lord, and turned around to leave. Before leaving, he turned around and added: "Since you are so self-sacrificing, I believe , I can share a part of your hair growth agent's expenses as the living expenses of the dwarves." Then, he waved his sleeves and walked away without taking a single bill, leaving only the dwarf with a bleak hairline. King Elrond...

Fragment Four Woodland Kingdoms

The Green Leaf Prince walked to the throne and said respectfully: "Father, I have brought back these dwarves who dared to harass our territory."

Thranduil's majestic face softened a bit: "Well done, Myson."

Du Valin shook the iron shackles in his hands and said with sarcasm and indignation: "Hmph, great elf king Thranduil, is this how your elves treat guests from afar? Use iron chains and shackles?"

Thranduil's face turned cold instantly: "It's only for those who annoy me."

A young elf guard who had just arrived at the front hall and took office a few days ago secretly asked his companions: "Who annoys the king?"

The companion immediately gave the answer: "People who have not paid tolls. People who bargain. People who are in arrears. The dwarves are simply a race that has all these bad qualities that have troubled the king. But the king still tolerates them so kindly. .”

"How to say?"

"These dwarves neither paid tolls nor offered tribute, but the king not only rescued them from the spider nest, but also provided them with clean cells and delicious food. In order not to make them too grateful, he insisted on Be ruthless and say those harsh words against your will."

"It turns out that the king is so well-intentioned."

"Yeah, only we can understand how hard the king is to make himself perfect for others."

As they spoke, the two elves looked at the condescending king not far away, their eyes full of reverence.

I have to say, if you have no brains, how can you be so willing to be the people under Thranduil's command?

Fragment [-] The troubles of being a father

Thranduil looked at the red wine in the glass, thinking: Has Legolas finally grown up?I have also reached the age of puppy love, and I will rebel against my father for the girl I have a crush on...

Shall I transfer Tauriel to the border, away from Legolas?

... No, Legolas' character will definitely follow.

Or let Legolas know other women?

... No, no one can be worthy of my beautiful, gentle and kind little leaf who can sing and sing "Wu"!Never push him to those horrible women!no way!

Why don't you hurry up and marry Tao Ruier?

... But, who to look for?Although I don't want to admit it, in the kingdom, there are very few elves who can compete with her force value, otherwise I wouldn't have given her such an important position as the captain of the guard.

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It seems that we can only let Legolas go out to relax, and he will come back when he thinks it through.

Thranduil finally made a decision, raised the wine glass he had been holding for a long time, and drank it down in one gulp.

Fragment Six: Trouble as a King

"Your Majesty, you cannot send an army of elves just for a necklace."

"Your Majesty, you must not wage war on the dwarves."

"Your Majesty, you need to think more about the current situation."

"Your Majesty, you..."

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Thranduil looked at Gandalf who was talking nonstop in front of him with a cold face—he sometimes felt really annoying, and usually had so many problems to worry about, so he finally said that he wanted to reduce stress and put all the time he had been watching The dwarves who are not pleasing to the eye will teach me a lesson, but now I have to listen to this wizard's endless tirade...

Now he just wants to drink some good wine and sleep well, so that he can recharge his energy. Tomorrow, he can beat those dwarves to their heads, attack their castles, retrieve the diamond necklace that was accidentally lost in the giant green forest, and let Thorin, the coward who had dared to disrespect him, bowed down to him, but...

"Your Majesty, are you listening to what I have to say? I'm not scaremongering, now the army of half-orcs has..."

... When will he stop?

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(The troubles of Thranduil continued for many years after that...)

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Forty chapters~~Scattering Flowers~~ Sort out the small jokes I wrote before and add a few new ones as a small extra theater~~