[Death Shirazaki] Draw your sword, girl
Chapter 22: Croton X Assault
Chapter 22
What are you cooking for?
Holding the shovel, Chu Mobai was really worried.
So sometimes eating or something is really nerve-wracking.Especially when the ears are constantly harassed by the theme song of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.Chu Mobai clenched the hand holding the shovel tightly, and veins appeared on his forehead.
Sure enough, there is a desire to beat someone up.
"Hey, keep your voice down!" Chu Mobai pushed open the kitchen door with a "wow", looking annoyed at the lazy boy lying on the sofa, "I'm so noisy..." Cooking up.
Bai Qi raised his chin, looked at her, his eyes were covered by the white hedgehog hair, a shallow shadow, Chu Mobai's voice suddenly stopped.
"I'm willing, idiot. You have a problem?" His voice was still metallic, but with a gloomy twist.
Chu Mobai's cheeks froze, and under the pressure of the invisible aura around Bai Qi, she lowered her head and closed the door, "Ah, then keep watching, I won't disturb you anymore."
"Hmph." Bai Qi turned his head, crossed his legs, and continued to watch his TV.
Chu Mobai in the kitchen silently chopped the fish on the chopping board into four pieces with a knife.When cooking, Chu Mobai seemed to be able to hear the tormenting cries of the fish's soul.
I'm so sorry.
After apologizing insincerely from the bottom of his heart, Chu Mobai took the spatula and fried the fish in the pot as if it were Bai Qi——then his mood improved instantly.
"Squeak-"
White smoke came out of the pot, Chu Mobai put the oil in silently, and then maliciously thought while frying, let’s fry it like this, then let him have diarrhea hard, and finally put a little more croton, it’s best like this!
I thought so in my heart, and I really did it in my hands.
When Chu Mobai threw the croton into the pot, his malicious expression froze for a moment.
Hmm...it should be fine.
Throw away the fish?No, it's too wasteful, this fish cost her more than ten yuan.
Croton's words...it should be nothing. After all, Shirasaki doesn't seem to be an ordinary person. He is just a small Croton. At most, he won't be hurt if he has a stomachache...isn't it.
Forget it, it's easy for such a bad guy to have his ass cracked.Thinking of his various evil deeds, the guilt in Chu Mobai's heart disappeared all of a sudden. She turned the fish over with a shovel, and the oil almost jumped out of the pot.
Chu Mobai shoveled the fish into the plate, and the fragrance spread throughout the kitchen. She grinned silently, with a ferocious and evil smile.
Wait, Bai Qi, I have your good fruit to eat.
Humph.
Chu Mobai thought for a while, fried a few more small fish and put them on another plate, and then started to cook the soup.
Soon two dishes and two soups were on the table.
"Shirasaki, it's time to eat."
The dining table is in the kitchen, Bai Qi lazily turned off the TV and pushed open the kitchen door, "It's so slow, you idiot."
Chu Mobai resisted the desire to be beaten up, grinned, and the slanted bangs covering her left eye cleverly covered up her bursting veins, "This is a craft I worked hard on, you will know it after you try it."
"...Cut." Shirasaki looked away, "I hope I won't spit it out, idiot."
"Don't worry, it will never happen." Chu Mobai felt that his temper was really good, and it was a miracle that he lived with such an annoying guy for half a month without getting angry enough to have a cerebral hemorrhage.But soon, this guy will learn his lesson——
"Well, I bought the fish after school last night, so I chopped it up for dinner today." Seeing that Bai Qi was watching the fish without moving his chopsticks, Chu Mobai explained briefly, with a convincing voice. The word "chop" is especially emphasized.
Bai Qi opened the bench and sat down, picked up the chopsticks and gave her a sideways glance, "Cut."
Chu Mobai also sat down, and pulled the small plate of fried fish closer. In order not to let Bai Qi see the clue, she deliberately pulled the fried fish closer, then lowered her head and drank the soup without touching the small fried fish.
"Why don't you eat it?" Shirasaki took a piece of fish with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, squinting his eyes, "Well, it's not bad...it feels weird."
Chu Mobai drank the soup with a sullen head, but he was laughing wildly in his heart, nonsense, it's strange that the fish with crotons didn't taste weird!She held back her laugh, raised her head solemnly and explained, "I don't want to eat fish... But Bai Qi, you must have never eaten fish, right? It was specially fried for you."
Chu Mobai had a look of "ah, I'm very kind", and the radiance of the Virgin was shining all over his body.
"...Oh." Shirasaki didn't think much about it, probably because he thought that after all, everyone has already cooked for you, so it's not good to say anything, although it feels a little weird, but the taste is very good, it's like iron fact.
Chu Mobai continued to grumble, but his heart was already full of laughter. The little devil kept waving its tentacles, making Chu Mobai imagine how embarrassing it would be for Bai Qi to run to the toilet all the time...
Sure enough, I feel good in my heart.No wonder so many people like revenge.
"……Hey."
Just when Chu Mobai was feeling refreshed, Bai Qi's voice rang out suddenly, the metallic sound quality was slightly strange, Chu Mobai immediately stopped YY, and raised his head to look at him with a serious face, " Um?"
Unexpectedly, Bai Qi turned his head to one side, and kept stirring the soup with the chopsticks in his hands. The steam made Bai Qi dim in Chu Mobai's eyes, and she heard him say awkwardly——
"Thanks……"
Is it thank you?
Chu Mobai was a little stunned for a while, she didn't finish listening, because Bai Qi lowered his head and continued to stir the soup after saying this word. The white hedgehog head covered his eyes, and Chu Mobai couldn't see his thoughts clearly.
Hey, if you just say thank you or something, just say it directly, don't you need to stop and pause? !Nima masters are so shy! !You really are a tsundere bastard! !
Chu Mobai tried his best to suppress the guilt that his chin had caused the other party's diarrhea, "humph", "There is no free lunch in the world, thank you!"
"When will I thank you!"
"Well, there's nothing you can do if you don't want to admit it."
"Don't be so self-righteous, bastard!!" "The food is getting cold."
This army countered the general very well.Chu Mobai was complacent.Seeing that Bai Qi was about to extend his chopsticks to the fish that had been chopped into four pieces and added ingredients, Chu Mobai's heart moved, and he pulled the plate away impulsively, "Uh, don't eat this."
"Huh?" Shirasaki narrowed his eyes, with a gloomy aura exuding, "Give it to me."
"..."
Chu Mobai let go of his paws, and silently swallowed a breath of anger, Damn it, diarrhea is your business, so I don't care whether you live or die! !
So the little bit of guilt in her heart dissipated, she lowered her head and drank the soup viciously, but——
Bamboo chopsticks held the fish and put it into her bowl, and a little bit of oil star smudged a color painting in the clear soup. Chu Mobai was stunned, and raised his head, only to see Bai Qi retracting the chopsticks carelessly, with his eyes on the gas stove, his tone Still fierce, "I reward you, don't eat it!"
"..."
Chu Mobai suddenly lost all anger.
For such a guy... Chu Mobai's mouth twitched, he looked at the fish in the bowl, and wept silently from the bottom of his heart.This fish, do you think she will eat it or not?
If you eat it, you will definitely have diarrhea, right?
In other words, Shirasaki seems to have eaten a lot.Chu Mobai silently glanced at the pile of fish bones under Bai Qi's bowl, she didn't know when he ate so much.
What an astonishing speed.
Chu Mobai coughed dryly, "I'm full. I don't want to eat..."
"You didn't move your chopsticks much." Bai Qi still looked at the gas stove casually, but his eyes seemed to flick here, "And those fish..."
"..."
Damn, don't feel too much guilt, okay? ! !
Chu Mobai slapped the chopsticks on the dining table, blushing slightly, "I don't want to eat!"
Sure enough, don't have the idea of harming others! ! !
"eat."
"Don't eat."
"Eat it." Low air pressure.
"...When did you become a nanny?!"
"what is that?"
"…No, nothing. I said—"
Suddenly, a sense of unease rushed from the bottom of his heart, Chu Mobai's pupils shrank slightly, this long-lost feeling...is false! !
seems very close...
Shirasaki obviously felt it too, but he seemed a little out of interest, "It's another piece of rubbish, it's really annoying."
He raised his face to look at her, but raised his eyebrows, "Glow?"
"...Huh?" Chu Mobai was taken aback for a moment, glowing?Following his gaze, it was a hexagonal wooden plaque hanging on his chest!
The slight white light, infiltrated with cyan lines, looks extraordinarily weird.
"……what is this?"
Chu Mobai's head couldn't accept such a change for a while, Bai Qi put down his chopsticks lazily, and scratched his hair, "Who knows."
"Hey--"
The uneasiness expanded again, Chu Mobai's eyes widened, and he approached, as if getting closer, that virtual...
She grabbed the hexagonal wooden sign on her chest, turned around and ran without hesitation!
Bai Qi sat on the chair, tilted his head, watched Chu Mobai knock open the kitchen door and the gate with his shoulder and ran out, until Chu Mobai's back was no longer in his eyes, he yawned, and turned his eyes to the kitchen on the ceiling, "Huh? If you don't want your house to be smashed down, it's really a good way to go out."
"It seems to be getting closer..." Shirasaki murmured to himself in dismay, "150 meters? 100 meters?" "Well, forget it."
He stood up and put his hand on the handle of the knife, "That trash, even at this level, will definitely die. If he dies, the loss outweighs the gain."
however--
Bai Qi's expression changed slightly, his face was a little ugly, the hand holding the handle of the knife was a little loose, he gritted his teeth, and his expression was a little distorted.
"That bastard idiot..."
The stomach became more and more uncomfortable, Bai Qi twisted his face and dropped the knife, and ran into the toilet clutching his stomach.
Chu Mobai sneezed while running, and suddenly thought of Bai Qi who had been given a croton by himself, and suddenly his brain short-circuited, "Oops!"
"Aw... woo..."
The sound is getting closer!
Chu Mobai squeezed the hexagonal wooden sign tightly, wanting to cry, but now she finally understands what harming others and herself is! ! !
——Wait, why did she feel that Shirasaki would definitely help her?
Chu Mobai, who was trotting all the way, shrank her pupils slightly, and her pace slowly slowed down. She was a little stunned, and subconsciously said to herself, "Unknowingly, unexpectedly..."
The author has something to say:
Ah, it’s still late_(:з」∠)_
Tell Ni Meng a bad news, the Internet at home will be cut off in a hundred hours, and my father and brother will come back soon (Ban Zaw
It was agreed that NO.15 came back and the result was procrastinating... Although it is better to procrastinate and play freely at home, but I have to say that I have not seen anyone for more than a year, but I still miss it ORZ
But I can’t guarantee Rigeng when they come back _(:з」∠)_
But Wo can code it on the computer and use the mobile phone to send it - the premise is that Wo's mobile phone still has a phone bill... and it is estimated that it will be very late... _(:з」∠)_
I can't afford to pay two yuan for the phone bill...Maybe it will be shut down by then...
Sad——
After all this, Ni Meng still doesn't want to leave a message to comfort the nest, you bastard! !
And, labor and management really want to climb up the monthly list... with blood on his face
What are you cooking for?
Holding the shovel, Chu Mobai was really worried.
So sometimes eating or something is really nerve-wracking.Especially when the ears are constantly harassed by the theme song of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.Chu Mobai clenched the hand holding the shovel tightly, and veins appeared on his forehead.
Sure enough, there is a desire to beat someone up.
"Hey, keep your voice down!" Chu Mobai pushed open the kitchen door with a "wow", looking annoyed at the lazy boy lying on the sofa, "I'm so noisy..." Cooking up.
Bai Qi raised his chin, looked at her, his eyes were covered by the white hedgehog hair, a shallow shadow, Chu Mobai's voice suddenly stopped.
"I'm willing, idiot. You have a problem?" His voice was still metallic, but with a gloomy twist.
Chu Mobai's cheeks froze, and under the pressure of the invisible aura around Bai Qi, she lowered her head and closed the door, "Ah, then keep watching, I won't disturb you anymore."
"Hmph." Bai Qi turned his head, crossed his legs, and continued to watch his TV.
Chu Mobai in the kitchen silently chopped the fish on the chopping board into four pieces with a knife.When cooking, Chu Mobai seemed to be able to hear the tormenting cries of the fish's soul.
I'm so sorry.
After apologizing insincerely from the bottom of his heart, Chu Mobai took the spatula and fried the fish in the pot as if it were Bai Qi——then his mood improved instantly.
"Squeak-"
White smoke came out of the pot, Chu Mobai put the oil in silently, and then maliciously thought while frying, let’s fry it like this, then let him have diarrhea hard, and finally put a little more croton, it’s best like this!
I thought so in my heart, and I really did it in my hands.
When Chu Mobai threw the croton into the pot, his malicious expression froze for a moment.
Hmm...it should be fine.
Throw away the fish?No, it's too wasteful, this fish cost her more than ten yuan.
Croton's words...it should be nothing. After all, Shirasaki doesn't seem to be an ordinary person. He is just a small Croton. At most, he won't be hurt if he has a stomachache...isn't it.
Forget it, it's easy for such a bad guy to have his ass cracked.Thinking of his various evil deeds, the guilt in Chu Mobai's heart disappeared all of a sudden. She turned the fish over with a shovel, and the oil almost jumped out of the pot.
Chu Mobai shoveled the fish into the plate, and the fragrance spread throughout the kitchen. She grinned silently, with a ferocious and evil smile.
Wait, Bai Qi, I have your good fruit to eat.
Humph.
Chu Mobai thought for a while, fried a few more small fish and put them on another plate, and then started to cook the soup.
Soon two dishes and two soups were on the table.
"Shirasaki, it's time to eat."
The dining table is in the kitchen, Bai Qi lazily turned off the TV and pushed open the kitchen door, "It's so slow, you idiot."
Chu Mobai resisted the desire to be beaten up, grinned, and the slanted bangs covering her left eye cleverly covered up her bursting veins, "This is a craft I worked hard on, you will know it after you try it."
"...Cut." Shirasaki looked away, "I hope I won't spit it out, idiot."
"Don't worry, it will never happen." Chu Mobai felt that his temper was really good, and it was a miracle that he lived with such an annoying guy for half a month without getting angry enough to have a cerebral hemorrhage.But soon, this guy will learn his lesson——
"Well, I bought the fish after school last night, so I chopped it up for dinner today." Seeing that Bai Qi was watching the fish without moving his chopsticks, Chu Mobai explained briefly, with a convincing voice. The word "chop" is especially emphasized.
Bai Qi opened the bench and sat down, picked up the chopsticks and gave her a sideways glance, "Cut."
Chu Mobai also sat down, and pulled the small plate of fried fish closer. In order not to let Bai Qi see the clue, she deliberately pulled the fried fish closer, then lowered her head and drank the soup without touching the small fried fish.
"Why don't you eat it?" Shirasaki took a piece of fish with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, squinting his eyes, "Well, it's not bad...it feels weird."
Chu Mobai drank the soup with a sullen head, but he was laughing wildly in his heart, nonsense, it's strange that the fish with crotons didn't taste weird!She held back her laugh, raised her head solemnly and explained, "I don't want to eat fish... But Bai Qi, you must have never eaten fish, right? It was specially fried for you."
Chu Mobai had a look of "ah, I'm very kind", and the radiance of the Virgin was shining all over his body.
"...Oh." Shirasaki didn't think much about it, probably because he thought that after all, everyone has already cooked for you, so it's not good to say anything, although it feels a little weird, but the taste is very good, it's like iron fact.
Chu Mobai continued to grumble, but his heart was already full of laughter. The little devil kept waving its tentacles, making Chu Mobai imagine how embarrassing it would be for Bai Qi to run to the toilet all the time...
Sure enough, I feel good in my heart.No wonder so many people like revenge.
"……Hey."
Just when Chu Mobai was feeling refreshed, Bai Qi's voice rang out suddenly, the metallic sound quality was slightly strange, Chu Mobai immediately stopped YY, and raised his head to look at him with a serious face, " Um?"
Unexpectedly, Bai Qi turned his head to one side, and kept stirring the soup with the chopsticks in his hands. The steam made Bai Qi dim in Chu Mobai's eyes, and she heard him say awkwardly——
"Thanks……"
Is it thank you?
Chu Mobai was a little stunned for a while, she didn't finish listening, because Bai Qi lowered his head and continued to stir the soup after saying this word. The white hedgehog head covered his eyes, and Chu Mobai couldn't see his thoughts clearly.
Hey, if you just say thank you or something, just say it directly, don't you need to stop and pause? !Nima masters are so shy! !You really are a tsundere bastard! !
Chu Mobai tried his best to suppress the guilt that his chin had caused the other party's diarrhea, "humph", "There is no free lunch in the world, thank you!"
"When will I thank you!"
"Well, there's nothing you can do if you don't want to admit it."
"Don't be so self-righteous, bastard!!" "The food is getting cold."
This army countered the general very well.Chu Mobai was complacent.Seeing that Bai Qi was about to extend his chopsticks to the fish that had been chopped into four pieces and added ingredients, Chu Mobai's heart moved, and he pulled the plate away impulsively, "Uh, don't eat this."
"Huh?" Shirasaki narrowed his eyes, with a gloomy aura exuding, "Give it to me."
"..."
Chu Mobai let go of his paws, and silently swallowed a breath of anger, Damn it, diarrhea is your business, so I don't care whether you live or die! !
So the little bit of guilt in her heart dissipated, she lowered her head and drank the soup viciously, but——
Bamboo chopsticks held the fish and put it into her bowl, and a little bit of oil star smudged a color painting in the clear soup. Chu Mobai was stunned, and raised his head, only to see Bai Qi retracting the chopsticks carelessly, with his eyes on the gas stove, his tone Still fierce, "I reward you, don't eat it!"
"..."
Chu Mobai suddenly lost all anger.
For such a guy... Chu Mobai's mouth twitched, he looked at the fish in the bowl, and wept silently from the bottom of his heart.This fish, do you think she will eat it or not?
If you eat it, you will definitely have diarrhea, right?
In other words, Shirasaki seems to have eaten a lot.Chu Mobai silently glanced at the pile of fish bones under Bai Qi's bowl, she didn't know when he ate so much.
What an astonishing speed.
Chu Mobai coughed dryly, "I'm full. I don't want to eat..."
"You didn't move your chopsticks much." Bai Qi still looked at the gas stove casually, but his eyes seemed to flick here, "And those fish..."
"..."
Damn, don't feel too much guilt, okay? ! !
Chu Mobai slapped the chopsticks on the dining table, blushing slightly, "I don't want to eat!"
Sure enough, don't have the idea of harming others! ! !
"eat."
"Don't eat."
"Eat it." Low air pressure.
"...When did you become a nanny?!"
"what is that?"
"…No, nothing. I said—"
Suddenly, a sense of unease rushed from the bottom of his heart, Chu Mobai's pupils shrank slightly, this long-lost feeling...is false! !
seems very close...
Shirasaki obviously felt it too, but he seemed a little out of interest, "It's another piece of rubbish, it's really annoying."
He raised his face to look at her, but raised his eyebrows, "Glow?"
"...Huh?" Chu Mobai was taken aback for a moment, glowing?Following his gaze, it was a hexagonal wooden plaque hanging on his chest!
The slight white light, infiltrated with cyan lines, looks extraordinarily weird.
"……what is this?"
Chu Mobai's head couldn't accept such a change for a while, Bai Qi put down his chopsticks lazily, and scratched his hair, "Who knows."
"Hey--"
The uneasiness expanded again, Chu Mobai's eyes widened, and he approached, as if getting closer, that virtual...
She grabbed the hexagonal wooden sign on her chest, turned around and ran without hesitation!
Bai Qi sat on the chair, tilted his head, watched Chu Mobai knock open the kitchen door and the gate with his shoulder and ran out, until Chu Mobai's back was no longer in his eyes, he yawned, and turned his eyes to the kitchen on the ceiling, "Huh? If you don't want your house to be smashed down, it's really a good way to go out."
"It seems to be getting closer..." Shirasaki murmured to himself in dismay, "150 meters? 100 meters?" "Well, forget it."
He stood up and put his hand on the handle of the knife, "That trash, even at this level, will definitely die. If he dies, the loss outweighs the gain."
however--
Bai Qi's expression changed slightly, his face was a little ugly, the hand holding the handle of the knife was a little loose, he gritted his teeth, and his expression was a little distorted.
"That bastard idiot..."
The stomach became more and more uncomfortable, Bai Qi twisted his face and dropped the knife, and ran into the toilet clutching his stomach.
Chu Mobai sneezed while running, and suddenly thought of Bai Qi who had been given a croton by himself, and suddenly his brain short-circuited, "Oops!"
"Aw... woo..."
The sound is getting closer!
Chu Mobai squeezed the hexagonal wooden sign tightly, wanting to cry, but now she finally understands what harming others and herself is! ! !
——Wait, why did she feel that Shirasaki would definitely help her?
Chu Mobai, who was trotting all the way, shrank her pupils slightly, and her pace slowly slowed down. She was a little stunned, and subconsciously said to herself, "Unknowingly, unexpectedly..."
The author has something to say:
Ah, it’s still late_(:з」∠)_
Tell Ni Meng a bad news, the Internet at home will be cut off in a hundred hours, and my father and brother will come back soon (Ban Zaw
It was agreed that NO.15 came back and the result was procrastinating... Although it is better to procrastinate and play freely at home, but I have to say that I have not seen anyone for more than a year, but I still miss it ORZ
But I can’t guarantee Rigeng when they come back _(:з」∠)_
But Wo can code it on the computer and use the mobile phone to send it - the premise is that Wo's mobile phone still has a phone bill... and it is estimated that it will be very late... _(:з」∠)_
I can't afford to pay two yuan for the phone bill...Maybe it will be shut down by then...
Sad——
After all this, Ni Meng still doesn't want to leave a message to comfort the nest, you bastard! !
And, labor and management really want to climb up the monthly list... with blood on his face
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