This life of catching chickens [comprehensive martial arts]

There must always be someone running with the ball.

一

It snowed overnight, and the sky and the earth were white.

Lu Xiaofeng went out and walked around the small building, but there were no footprints.He vaguely saw a white mist in the distance, and suddenly felt a little hungry, so he walked slowly to the entrance of the alley.

Aunt Shan only cooks wontons, and every time Lu Xiaofeng came to see Du Lingmeng, if she hadn't arrived home, he would always eat a bowl of wontons at Aunt Shan's wonton stand.

Lu Xiaofeng's mouth is very sticky.

It's like some people have lived a lot of hardships, and when they get rich, they will always buy a lot of things to compensate themselves.

Lu Xiaofeng seldom treats himself badly, and the wontons made by this aunt are really delicious.

Du Lingmeng was no longer in Wanshiwu, and there were no people on the street, but Mrs. Shan still had a stall.

Regardless of the rain or wind, she will hand you a bowl of warmth here.

He sat down as usual, without him saying anything, Mrs. Shan wiped her hands and cooked a bowl for him.

After Lu Xiaofeng took the bowl, he only glanced at it lightly, and suddenly smiled.

"I thought you could only cook ravioli."

Aunt Shan smiled kindly: "I know other things, but those are only for my family."

Lu Xiaofeng naturally knew this.He said again: "But you made an exception today."

He was clearly holding wontons in his hand, and he was talking nonsense, but Mrs. Shan's face had changed.

She looked at Lu Xiaofeng coldly: "That's right, besides cooking, I happen to be able to cook something else."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I have always believed in your craftsmanship, so I dare not eat the poison you made."

Aunt Shan didn't speak.

Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to get up and ordered a bowl for himself, not treating himself as a customer very much, and took the opportunity to grab an extra handful of crushed shrimp.

He finished eating slowly, and he was quite energetic, and finally had the energy to chat with this Poison|Pharmaceutical Master who was lurking in the street cooking wontons.

Aunt Shan saw his intentions, pre-emptively struck her, and asked her, "You saw it already?"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed: "Your way of adding seasoning is very interesting."

Aunt Shan listened to him guessing her own faction and experience in the past one by one, as if she was telling a stranger's story from beginning to end, she sighed: "You do have some knowledge."

"It's just that you don't have to waste time with me. I'm just here to take care of her for someone else to repay her kindness. How do you know where she was arrested?"

Lu Xiaofeng was startled.

"She was captured?"

Aunt Shan said: "She has been out for so long, the family will naturally be worried."

Lu Xiaofeng started to have a headache.

As the so-called reincarnation of heaven, I taught her to wait for many years, and now he is the one who was left behind. Even though Lu Xiaofeng couldn't accept it emotionally, he could still understand it intellectually.

Now knowing that it was because her family took her away, he felt much better again.

Aunt Shan was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "Are you really going to look for her?"

Lu Xiaofeng opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I have already told all my friends that we will be married in a few days, so naturally I will bring her back and take this opportunity to meet her parents."

Now he feels that this plan is worth looking forward to, otherwise her family will introduce young talents to her.

Aunt Shan naturally saw that he was talking nonsense, and was shocked by this man's thick skin, she lost her voice for a long time, recovered her senses, and waved her hands again and again: "You can go to Lao Jin and ask, he is not here with us, what do you want to know? .”

Lu Xiaofeng went to Uncle Jin's jewelry shop again.

He happened to pass by Zhang Xiucai's room in the middle, and he subconsciously looked in. It was too cold today, the calligraphy and painting stalls were not out, and Zhang Xiucai was still practicing calligraphy.

Lu Xiaofeng paced in, looked at the "Xia Ke Xing", couldn't help praising: "Good words!"

Zhang Xiucai closed his pen and smiled humbly: "It's not enough."

"Your swordsmanship has also improved." Lu Xiaofeng said.

Zhang Xiucai looked back lightly.

Lu Xiaofeng asked: "You are such a strong swordsman, why do you insist on fame?"

He had heard from the doctor that Zhang Xiucai had failed in many tests, and he had regarded Li Xun Huan as the God of Examination, and he had to worship him every day.

This kind of brushwork, swordsmanship has far surpassed Ye Guhong, if he walks in the rivers and lakes, he is afraid that he will also become famous.

Zhang Xiucai sneered and said: "Anyone with strong swordsmanship will have to fight Ximen Chuuxue. I cherish my life very much. There is nothing wrong with getting a job and being an official."

Lu Xiaofeng choked.

It seems that Zhang Xiucai not only has a good handwriting, but also a clever mouth.

When Lu Xiaofeng mentioned this, he suddenly remembered the duel that Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng had agreed to.

It was snowing, and the two of them ran to the top of the main hall to compete in swordsmanship. It is said that the lightness kung fu is very good, and their feet should not be slippery, but the two of them are wearing the same white clothes, standing in the snow under the moon, there is a very strange feeling atmosphere.

Sure enough, he didn't understand swordsmen either.

In this way, even though Hua Manlou rejected his guess, he should still go there.

two

A wonton owner who is good at making and detoxifying poison, a calligrapher and painter with strong swordsmanship, and a jewelry store owner who is proficient in mechanism and five elements.

It is very reasonable for the doctor's family to be able to rest assured that she lives here. At least this arrangement takes care of her safety and life.

Before they all pretended nothing happened, Lu Xiaofeng naturally didn't bother to expose it, but now that the doctor is away, he simply opened the skylight to speak out.

Uncle Jin sighed: "You seem to be full of confidence? This is just the beginning."

After sighing, he handed Lu Xiaofeng a box.

Uncle Jin said: "A few days ago, the girl left this and asked me to pass it on to you."

Lu Xiaofeng was very dazed by his meaningful words, and subconsciously picked up the box.After recovering, he was already standing on the street.

He couldn't open the box Uncle Jin gave him.

Worried about the fragile objects inside, he did not dare to violently dismantle it.

Lu Xiaofeng thought of Zhu Ting.

Bosses are hard to find because bosses everywhere are similar, not to mention they have "fallen out".

A beautiful proprietress is still easy to find.

The proprietress had given the box to Zhu Ting across the street for him, and she seemed to be very interested in him at this moment, so she sat down opposite him.

"What about Xiaomeng?"

Lu Xiaofeng had already guessed that she would ask the doctor, so he prepared the draft early.

He deliberately let out a long sigh: "She was escaped from marriage."

The proprietress looked surprised, but she didn't pay attention to what he wanted her to ask. Instead, she said, "Is she going to get married? With Ximen Chuuxue?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

He regained his composure and pointed to himself: "And me."

The proprietress laughed, "Your joke is very interesting. Now that you are getting married, what have you two been doing for the past ten years?"

With Li Yanbei in front of her, Lu Xiaofeng has naturally accepted the setting that her friends are blocking her recently.

He said helplessly: "You don't believe it?"

The proprietress smiled and shook her head: "Because she told me personally that she would not marry you."

This time it was his place to stay.

"When did she say that?"

The proprietress recalled: "Probably when I first met her, you had something to do, so you entrusted her to me, and we chatted for a long time."

"At that time, you were not like now. My family has already said that it was a miracle that you were able to take a girl with you. Naturally, I asked her about your relationship."

The proprietress couldn't help laughing when she said this: "Although she blushed, she had a very serious expression and said, 'I don't want to marry him'."

"So I said, you must be joking."

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, "She must have said the reason later."

The proprietress glanced at him: "It seems that you still have a tacit understanding."

"I was curious at the time and asked her why she said that."

"Then she said, if she marries you, she will be Mrs. Lu, with purple hair and a disease called F...Flager's Syndrome."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "She's telling jokes that only she understands again."

The doctor always seems to come up with some weird theories.

He had asked before, but she only said that because she couldn't go back, she could only use these words to remind herself.

Lu Xiaofeng was wondering how she could not go back when she ran out by herself, there was already a knock on the door.

Zhu Ting didn't even look at him, handed the box to the proprietress, and went out again.

Lu Xiaofeng thanked and took it from the landlady's hand.

The proprietress stared at the two of them without saying a word, and sighed: "You don't have to talk about her, I think you are weird too. Now I am a little bit convinced, weird people always stay with weird people."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed: "Your words are also very reasonable."

three

Lu Xiaofeng went back to Wanshiwu, but Du Lingmeng did not come back.

He sat in the lobby and opened the box.

There was not a word in it, only a house deed, which was the house he was in now, and the owner of the house had changed his name.

What does it mean... to give him a home?

After the house deed was about to be stared into a hole by him, Lu Xiaofeng finally accepted the reality that he was the one who was slept.

She had changed houses a long time ago, she must have guessed that the family would come and arrest her.

The current situation is that the doctor pulled up his pants and left, leaving a word of praise for his good life, and he did not forget to give him a house.

If he was a different gender, he would be like the poor little girl who was raped by the rich and the young in the stories the doctor told him.

The young man of the rich family was unwilling to accept the family business, so he was living away from home. When he met a porridge and side dishes, he fell in love with an unpretentious girl like her at first sight. After going through many things, the two finally got together and made a private decision for life. Going back to save the family business, I forgot to leave any contact information and whereabouts in the panic, leaving only the little girl misunderstood and sad, and suddenly found that she was pregnant with his child...

After this thought came up, Lu Xiaofeng felt a chill, feeling that he was deeply influenced by her, and it would be better to leave this place full of doctor's atmosphere first.

He ran upstairs, in her study, and found the fat ball.

He seemed to feel danger, because Lu Xiaohuang, who was protesting against the name change, kept screaming and fled. However, life was too good recently, Huang was rolling, his foot slipped, and he was successfully caught by him.

Lu Xiaohuang: Shit?

Lu Xiaofeng showed an inexplicable smile: "Let's go find your mother."

The author has something to say: Mrs. Lu is a B station up host, and she couldn't control her bad taste and played this meme.

If I don’t want to write about sex, I still want Lu Xiaofeng to run with the ball, even though it’s a ball~