This life of catching chickens [comprehensive martial arts]
Chapter 21 Dali Orthopedics
The first couplet: Huamanlou jumps off the building The second couplet: Su Meng's stiff neck
Hengpi: Didn’t expect that
four
Even though Hua Manlou couldn't see him, he could feel Lu Xiaofeng staring at him.
So he couldn't help but said: "I don't understand why I have to wait here, I haven't fallen out with Zhu Ting."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't understand either."
"Why did you jump out of the window when you came out of your own house?"
When talking about the latter, he couldn't help laughing.
Huamanlou frowned: "Since it's my own home, I don't bother to take the stairs, it's my own freedom."
The proprietress came in at this time, and just happened to hear Hua Manlou's words, and couldn't help giggling.
"The three of you really grew up together, one is lazier than the other."
She casually tossed the token to Lu Xiaofeng, "The laziest one just read it, this token is real, why did you mess with Tsing Yi Lou again?"
"You are different from them, what happened to you?" This question was asked by Hua Manlou.
Lu Xiaofeng took it and put it back in his arms: "He was forced to jump off a building by a woman."
The proprietress was surprised.
"She wants to kill you?"
"No, she asked me for help."
"Could it be that she smells very bad?"
A woman's sixth sense is very effective, at least she guessed it right away.
Hua Manlou sighed: "Not only does it not smell bad, but it is also very fragrant. If I stay in the room for a while longer, my sense of smell will be lost."
I don't know how much face powder this girl used, he really couldn't get close to her, in the end it was Lu Xiaofeng who helped save her.
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "Why do I feel that this Shangguan Feiyan is here for you, she is going to steal other people's things, but making herself so sweet, wouldn't it make it easier for others to catch up with her?"
The proprietress also smiled: "It seems that it's a beauty-saving scene where a hero is reserved."
Hua Manlou was helpless: "I just hope this is not a trouble."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Even if it's a trouble, this beauty has been hurt by your avoidance."
"Why didn't Xiaomeng come? I heard about the three of you going to the beggar gang meeting the day before yesterday, and now the whole world is looking for her."
After saying this, she found that the expressions of the two people in front of her had changed.
Hua ManLou laughed and said, "Because someone drove her away in anger."
The proprietress was stunned for a while, then sighed: "I only know that her temper is already very good, if it can make her angry, this person must be a jerk."
The bastard started to smile wryly.
五
Duan Yu has been very depressed these few days, and the cause is still his father.
Knowing that he has found the sect that he encountered in that adventure, and wanted to go back to the sect with his new senior sister, Duan Zhengchun was very supportive.
Kang Min was one of the reasons why Duan Zhengchun came to the Central Plains. He thought that Kang Min married Ma Dayuan because he was angry with him. Now that he heard that Ma Dayuan died, he moved to reconcile with her.In the end, he failed to save his lover, and even got a hat. He was disheartened, and decided to go back to Dali, so he asked his attendants to give Duan Yu a lot of property, and asked him to pretend to be a gift to his master. Not in person.
Before parting, Duan Yu naturally did not forget to tell Duan Zhengchun about A'Zhu, but after he finished speaking, his father's face had changed, and his expression was in a daze. He heard him muttering to himself, and only then did he know that A'Zhu was his half-brother. Mother's sister.
Now, he has another younger sister. After his mother finds out, I'm afraid she will be even more sad.
Du Lingmeng searched his mind and stomach for a long time, but he really couldn't find anything to comfort him, and felt that this unfolding was very magical.
Why did she feel that what she broke into was not the rivers and lakes, but where her father went to the set, one by one, all of them lost their relatives, and even let her run into them.
Seeing that Duan Yu was not in the mood to hurry, Du Lingmeng had other plans, saying that he would take him to relax, took Duan Yu, and returned to the wharf where Xuan Bei was fished that day.
Looking at the river, Duan Yu felt much relieved.
Du Lingmeng first asked a few fishermen about the current season's high tide, and after some inquiries, they found the family where Xuan Bei and his party were staying.
The old fisherman opened the door very cautiously, but after Du Lingmeng took out the bluffing six-door token that he gave her with an iron hand, he became enthusiastic again.
The old man brought a bowl of water tremblingly: "Thanks to Mr. Wuqing, otherwise my family would have been killed."
Du Lingmeng hurriedly stood up and took the earthen bowl. After hearing this, she became curious: "Then someone came to seek revenge?"
Duan Yu had already drank the water and helped the old fisherman to sit down.
The old fisherman sighed: "The master went out in the middle of the night and never came back. Two days later, the ruthless uncle sent people around him to come here, saying that in case someone came to silence him, he arranged for our family to move out and gave us a few days. Clean up, during this time, those officials will also protect you. Make it look like you are gathering guests at home."
"Sure enough, when the night came, people wandered outside and left when they passed the ugly. Ah, that person only has half a face. If it wasn't for the crowd, he would have been frightened to death."
Du Lingmeng asked concerned: "I think you are the only one here now, why didn't you leave with your family?"
The old fisherman said: "I still have a lot of contracts in Lizheng. I just finished it today. The female catcher just happened to come. If it was tomorrow, I would not be here anymore."
Du Lingmeng couldn't help feeling rejoicing.
She asked, "When did the master go out?"
The old fisherman seems to have been asked this question before, and his answer is very experienced: "It happened to be midnight, and I heard the night call, and he opened the door and went out. When the master came to my window, I got up and asked him, and he said outside the window. I just thought he went there for convenience, but I didn't know that he didn't return all night when his disciples came looking for him during the day."
Du Lingmeng nodded, and said: "Do you have any extra clothes here? Any style is fine, I'm afraid I will go into the water to have a look."
The old fisherman nodded, and went to the back room to get a set of clothes: "This is what my daughter wears when she has time to go back to her mother's house, and she doesn't need it now. The female catcher doesn't dislike it, so let's take it."
Du Lingmeng thanked him and took it, and then asked who tied the boat with blue rope, tiptoed, ran out of the fishing village, walked around the river bank, and immediately found the scene of the crime.
After a few days, there was even a few days of spring rain in the middle, the traces of the scene were naturally clean, she only took a few glances in the grass, and suddenly heard Duan Yu say: "Senior Sister, you asked for clothes, and you kept staring at him. Looking at him, could it be that you are suspicious of this old man?"
Du Lingmeng nodded: "That's right, I'm afraid that he will be arranged by the murderer to make a confession here, it seems that you are quite talented."
Duan Yu has a youthful heart, he liked to listen to her analysis at the beggar gang meeting that day, now he was praised by her, he also became interested, followed by random looking, and then let out an ah.
Du Lingmeng looked in the direction he was looking, and saw a deep fingerprint on the trunk of a tree.
Duan Yu said: "This is my family's Yiyang finger." He was very familiar with this fingerprint, "It's just... what did this person poke on the tree trunk?"
Du Lingmeng asked him a few words, then looked at the tree trunk, the strength of his fingers was average, obviously he hadn't practiced enough yet.
Du Ling thought to himself: "Your father came to the Central Plains, besides the retainers, who else knows?"
Duan Yu opened his eyes wide: "Senior sister is saying that someone is going to frame my father?"
He thought hard for a long time: "I was kidnapped to the Central Plains by a foreign monk, and my father came after me to find me."
He tied Jiumozhi himself, and wanted to tell about his burial to Murong Bo.
Du Lingmeng thought for a moment, then patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I will find the real culprit."
After hearing this, Duan Yu suddenly felt relieved for some reason.
Afterwards, Du Lingmeng jumped into the river again and searched, but didn't gain much.
The two turned back again, and when they reached the door, they suddenly heard the old fisherman's exclamation, the location was in the kitchen of the house, both were startled, and rushed in at the same time.
Du Lingmeng's current footwork is much faster than Lingbo Weibu.Arriving one step ahead, he pulled the old fisherman away with one hand, looked up, and was startled.
The person in front of me really has only "half face" as the old fisherman said. It seems to have been cut off, and his appearance is more abstract than Picasso's painting. A big iron ball.
Duan Yu came over in a hurry at this moment, only relying on lightness kung fu to drag the iron ball, and saw this strange man started working with both hands, and swiped at Du Lingmeng with an iron hook. Behind her was an old fisherman, he couldn't dodge this move. Said: "Senior Sister!"
There was only a muffled sound.
The expected bloody scene did not happen.
Du Lingmeng took out a Chinese cabbage from one side of the table, and put it directly on the iron hook.
Duan Yu: ...
Liu Yuhen:? ? ?
The author has something to say: the couplets are made up, only talk about symmetry
Inspired by last chapter Burnt Drip Creek and Sylvia comment
'
small theater:
Du Lingmeng: Actually, if you read Tsing Yi Lou more than a dozen times, the faster you read it, the brothel.
Huamanlou: It is interesting to read Baihualou continuously.
Lu Xiaofeng: ...you two are enough.
Hengpi: Didn’t expect that
four
Even though Hua Manlou couldn't see him, he could feel Lu Xiaofeng staring at him.
So he couldn't help but said: "I don't understand why I have to wait here, I haven't fallen out with Zhu Ting."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't understand either."
"Why did you jump out of the window when you came out of your own house?"
When talking about the latter, he couldn't help laughing.
Huamanlou frowned: "Since it's my own home, I don't bother to take the stairs, it's my own freedom."
The proprietress came in at this time, and just happened to hear Hua Manlou's words, and couldn't help giggling.
"The three of you really grew up together, one is lazier than the other."
She casually tossed the token to Lu Xiaofeng, "The laziest one just read it, this token is real, why did you mess with Tsing Yi Lou again?"
"You are different from them, what happened to you?" This question was asked by Hua Manlou.
Lu Xiaofeng took it and put it back in his arms: "He was forced to jump off a building by a woman."
The proprietress was surprised.
"She wants to kill you?"
"No, she asked me for help."
"Could it be that she smells very bad?"
A woman's sixth sense is very effective, at least she guessed it right away.
Hua Manlou sighed: "Not only does it not smell bad, but it is also very fragrant. If I stay in the room for a while longer, my sense of smell will be lost."
I don't know how much face powder this girl used, he really couldn't get close to her, in the end it was Lu Xiaofeng who helped save her.
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "Why do I feel that this Shangguan Feiyan is here for you, she is going to steal other people's things, but making herself so sweet, wouldn't it make it easier for others to catch up with her?"
The proprietress also smiled: "It seems that it's a beauty-saving scene where a hero is reserved."
Hua Manlou was helpless: "I just hope this is not a trouble."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Even if it's a trouble, this beauty has been hurt by your avoidance."
"Why didn't Xiaomeng come? I heard about the three of you going to the beggar gang meeting the day before yesterday, and now the whole world is looking for her."
After saying this, she found that the expressions of the two people in front of her had changed.
Hua ManLou laughed and said, "Because someone drove her away in anger."
The proprietress was stunned for a while, then sighed: "I only know that her temper is already very good, if it can make her angry, this person must be a jerk."
The bastard started to smile wryly.
五
Duan Yu has been very depressed these few days, and the cause is still his father.
Knowing that he has found the sect that he encountered in that adventure, and wanted to go back to the sect with his new senior sister, Duan Zhengchun was very supportive.
Kang Min was one of the reasons why Duan Zhengchun came to the Central Plains. He thought that Kang Min married Ma Dayuan because he was angry with him. Now that he heard that Ma Dayuan died, he moved to reconcile with her.In the end, he failed to save his lover, and even got a hat. He was disheartened, and decided to go back to Dali, so he asked his attendants to give Duan Yu a lot of property, and asked him to pretend to be a gift to his master. Not in person.
Before parting, Duan Yu naturally did not forget to tell Duan Zhengchun about A'Zhu, but after he finished speaking, his father's face had changed, and his expression was in a daze. He heard him muttering to himself, and only then did he know that A'Zhu was his half-brother. Mother's sister.
Now, he has another younger sister. After his mother finds out, I'm afraid she will be even more sad.
Du Lingmeng searched his mind and stomach for a long time, but he really couldn't find anything to comfort him, and felt that this unfolding was very magical.
Why did she feel that what she broke into was not the rivers and lakes, but where her father went to the set, one by one, all of them lost their relatives, and even let her run into them.
Seeing that Duan Yu was not in the mood to hurry, Du Lingmeng had other plans, saying that he would take him to relax, took Duan Yu, and returned to the wharf where Xuan Bei was fished that day.
Looking at the river, Duan Yu felt much relieved.
Du Lingmeng first asked a few fishermen about the current season's high tide, and after some inquiries, they found the family where Xuan Bei and his party were staying.
The old fisherman opened the door very cautiously, but after Du Lingmeng took out the bluffing six-door token that he gave her with an iron hand, he became enthusiastic again.
The old man brought a bowl of water tremblingly: "Thanks to Mr. Wuqing, otherwise my family would have been killed."
Du Lingmeng hurriedly stood up and took the earthen bowl. After hearing this, she became curious: "Then someone came to seek revenge?"
Duan Yu had already drank the water and helped the old fisherman to sit down.
The old fisherman sighed: "The master went out in the middle of the night and never came back. Two days later, the ruthless uncle sent people around him to come here, saying that in case someone came to silence him, he arranged for our family to move out and gave us a few days. Clean up, during this time, those officials will also protect you. Make it look like you are gathering guests at home."
"Sure enough, when the night came, people wandered outside and left when they passed the ugly. Ah, that person only has half a face. If it wasn't for the crowd, he would have been frightened to death."
Du Lingmeng asked concerned: "I think you are the only one here now, why didn't you leave with your family?"
The old fisherman said: "I still have a lot of contracts in Lizheng. I just finished it today. The female catcher just happened to come. If it was tomorrow, I would not be here anymore."
Du Lingmeng couldn't help feeling rejoicing.
She asked, "When did the master go out?"
The old fisherman seems to have been asked this question before, and his answer is very experienced: "It happened to be midnight, and I heard the night call, and he opened the door and went out. When the master came to my window, I got up and asked him, and he said outside the window. I just thought he went there for convenience, but I didn't know that he didn't return all night when his disciples came looking for him during the day."
Du Lingmeng nodded, and said: "Do you have any extra clothes here? Any style is fine, I'm afraid I will go into the water to have a look."
The old fisherman nodded, and went to the back room to get a set of clothes: "This is what my daughter wears when she has time to go back to her mother's house, and she doesn't need it now. The female catcher doesn't dislike it, so let's take it."
Du Lingmeng thanked him and took it, and then asked who tied the boat with blue rope, tiptoed, ran out of the fishing village, walked around the river bank, and immediately found the scene of the crime.
After a few days, there was even a few days of spring rain in the middle, the traces of the scene were naturally clean, she only took a few glances in the grass, and suddenly heard Duan Yu say: "Senior Sister, you asked for clothes, and you kept staring at him. Looking at him, could it be that you are suspicious of this old man?"
Du Lingmeng nodded: "That's right, I'm afraid that he will be arranged by the murderer to make a confession here, it seems that you are quite talented."
Duan Yu has a youthful heart, he liked to listen to her analysis at the beggar gang meeting that day, now he was praised by her, he also became interested, followed by random looking, and then let out an ah.
Du Lingmeng looked in the direction he was looking, and saw a deep fingerprint on the trunk of a tree.
Duan Yu said: "This is my family's Yiyang finger." He was very familiar with this fingerprint, "It's just... what did this person poke on the tree trunk?"
Du Lingmeng asked him a few words, then looked at the tree trunk, the strength of his fingers was average, obviously he hadn't practiced enough yet.
Du Ling thought to himself: "Your father came to the Central Plains, besides the retainers, who else knows?"
Duan Yu opened his eyes wide: "Senior sister is saying that someone is going to frame my father?"
He thought hard for a long time: "I was kidnapped to the Central Plains by a foreign monk, and my father came after me to find me."
He tied Jiumozhi himself, and wanted to tell about his burial to Murong Bo.
Du Lingmeng thought for a moment, then patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I will find the real culprit."
After hearing this, Duan Yu suddenly felt relieved for some reason.
Afterwards, Du Lingmeng jumped into the river again and searched, but didn't gain much.
The two turned back again, and when they reached the door, they suddenly heard the old fisherman's exclamation, the location was in the kitchen of the house, both were startled, and rushed in at the same time.
Du Lingmeng's current footwork is much faster than Lingbo Weibu.Arriving one step ahead, he pulled the old fisherman away with one hand, looked up, and was startled.
The person in front of me really has only "half face" as the old fisherman said. It seems to have been cut off, and his appearance is more abstract than Picasso's painting. A big iron ball.
Duan Yu came over in a hurry at this moment, only relying on lightness kung fu to drag the iron ball, and saw this strange man started working with both hands, and swiped at Du Lingmeng with an iron hook. Behind her was an old fisherman, he couldn't dodge this move. Said: "Senior Sister!"
There was only a muffled sound.
The expected bloody scene did not happen.
Du Lingmeng took out a Chinese cabbage from one side of the table, and put it directly on the iron hook.
Duan Yu: ...
Liu Yuhen:? ? ?
The author has something to say: the couplets are made up, only talk about symmetry
Inspired by last chapter Burnt Drip Creek and Sylvia comment
'
small theater:
Du Lingmeng: Actually, if you read Tsing Yi Lou more than a dozen times, the faster you read it, the brothel.
Huamanlou: It is interesting to read Baihualou continuously.
Lu Xiaofeng: ...you two are enough.
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