[Comprehensive] Idol reboot

"Well, the taste of this pineapple halberd is also unique, Xiaochun, your craftsmanship is really good, ecstasy~!" Lu Jianxing gently scooped up a piece with a small fork, and commented in an appreciative tone.

"I hate it, but Xingdan likes other people's handicrafts, so~happy~~!" Jin Xiaochun, who is almost 175cm tall, forced to pretend to be cute, he covered his face, as if very shy: "Wait until next time Do it for you (w)"

"...That, let me say," Shiraishi Kuranosuke sat next to them, he looked very melancholy with his chin resting on his hands at the moment, "Hoshi-chan, can you please stop imitating my catchphrase, why are you so confused?" Say I feel super ashamed ==”

Especially with that serious expression!

"Hahahahahahaha finally couldn't help but beat you!" Ninzu Ken, who was throwing the ball at the side, couldn't help laughing, "Kuranosuke, you guys are also embarrassed about your oral habit. ,puff."

"Hmph, I can say whatever I want, it's obviously your honor, Xiaozang, to be recognized by this kind of oral habit." ——by the disdainful golden Xiaochun.

"That's right, Haru-chan~ You're absolutely right." ——by Ichishi Yuji, who is a life-hungry husband.

"Fufufufufu." ——by Kintaro Toyama, who was afraid of falling asleep on the table.

"In a sense," and "Minister, you have to accept the reality." ——by Ishida and Xiaoshichuan in unison.

"..." - by the silent Chitose and Zaizen.

"Hey, hello." Bai Shi glanced at these people, "Be careful I fuck you!"

"Guck" is a well-known term in an online game played by Star Shikami, which roughly means to screw you up.After getting acquainted with them, Lu Jianxing has unlocked great life skills from these funny teenagers, from Kansai dialect speaking first-class, to using strange words learned online; Mika Shimizu, who was mixed with her and heard her leaking words, always looked at her with strange eyes, and even they, who are the source of funnyness, felt a little guilty; even Kazushi, who was in charge of funny in the tennis club, once hugged her Crying in her thighs they broke her (of course this is also a joke).

"No." Lu Jianxing ate the last bite of the small class halberd, and took the tissue handed over by Chitose Qianli with satisfaction (Chitose: Wait, why did I hand her the tissue?? Oh, for the final effect), seriously He threw the box and the used tableware into the trash can, clapped his hands, and imitated Shiraishi's behavior, holding his chin and shaking his head: "Well, it's delicious~ecstacy~ecstacy~ecstacy~"

"Crack."——this was the sound of Shiraishi finally being speechless until his forehead touched the table.

"Hahahahaha!!!" - this is the sound of wild laughter from the people around, with golden ridicule mixed in, "Xiao Zang, you idiot!"

.........

This is a very ordinary day on the weekend. Originally, the supervisor Watanabe said to eat barbecue, but was rejected by Shikamihoshi "in this case, I can only watch you eat, it's not fair"; thinking who treats who is the boss ( That's right, the supervisor is a cheapskate), so in the end, after everyone voted, we happily ate sukiyaki together.

——Of course, Lu Jianxing can't eat this kind of oily food; but anyway, there are a lot of porridge and side dishes in it, plus the dessert that comes with gold, it's not impossible to have a small bite once in a while.

"I, every time I see Xingjiang, I can only eat a little bit in small mouthfuls, and then I feel full immediately. I feel so pathetic." Ren Zuqian also touched his full belly and scratched his chin, "When the public Characters or something, it’s so miserable."

"Yes." Ishida Yin also touched his chubby stomach, and looked at Yuanshan who was still eating and drinking, "It's too hard, about this aspect."

"No way," Lu Jianxing spread his hands towards them, "every three days, the manager will ask us to go to the electronic scale to measure our weight one by one. If we gain more than 2 catties, we will be sent to the gym and locked up immediately. "She pouted, "Even a mild-mannered person like me, every time you eat barbecue, you will want to pour the charcoal fire on everyone. You will be hungry every day and have to work, so artists have bad tempers. There is a reason~"

"Be good, be good, don't say such scary things with a normal expression~ Next time Xiaochun will make a sugar-free version of the cake for Xingdan." Golden Xiaochun stood next to Lu Jianxing, looking like a girlfriend, " Oh, it hurts to hear Mama."

"Xiaochun! You, you are carrying me behind your back... You have children..." Yishi threw himself on him and cried, "But, but if it is a beautiful young lady, I can barely Accept... oh why are you pinching me——! "

... "How should I put it?" Lu Jianxing, who was away from the flames of war, sat aside and held his chin, "Although I have to watch this scene every few days, it still feels a little disgusting."

"We've been getting along for many years and we're not used to saying it." Xiao Shichuan said something, and then high-fived Shinozu next to him: "Yes! It's so funny!"

"...This place makes me sick too." Lu Jianxing stayed away from the psychosis again, and this time she sat next to the relatively normal Baishi in the ministry, "When will those two big stomach kings be full, I'll wait It's super-boring. Flashdance.com"

Shiraishi was very decadent just now when he was hit by their joint efforts. Hearing this, he just glanced at the opposite side: "Xiaoguang, and Kintaro, don't eat; we're going to the movies in the afternoon, you can still walk while eating like this." ?"

—— Yuanshan is very edible, which has always been the common sense in the ministry; but what they didn't expect was that the young Cai Qianguang, who always seemed taciturn before, was also a big eater to a certain extent.Although I have watched him eat many times, I am still surprised every time I see them.

"But! There's so much left, it's a waste if you can't finish it~!" Yuan Shan's mouth was full of food, and his voice was muffled. Opposite him happened to be Cai Qianguang, so the sprayed food foam fell to Cai Qian in a parabola On the spot, this usually cold boy was stunned on the spot.

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

Lu Jianxing endured and endured, but seeing Caiqian's expression of "I want to become a monk", he couldn't help but grab the corner of the person next to him and let him look over there, "Look at Xiaoguang's expression, it's so funny Hahaha..."

Shiraishi, who was pulled by his clothes, went blank for a few seconds, and nodded after he realized, "Hmm..."

He was about to use the act of taking off the bandage on his hand to restrain Yuan Shan, who was briskly wiping his face but getting dirtier, and save Caiqian who was on the verge of collapse; After looking at each other, she unnaturally broke away from the other party (and she didn't realize it at all, she was still with everyone hahaha), and finally put down her arms silently.

Xiaoguang, just bear with it a little longer and make everyone happy :)

Shiraishi Kuranosuke couldn't describe how he felt about Shikami Hoshi.

On the first day we met, he just thought it was great to be able to help Kintaro in that matter; after that, he was busy studying and practicing tennis, so he seldom recalled what happened at that time.

However, being able to have a one-day "date" with a popular idol still makes his friends envious and jealous; of course Shiraishi himself will not show off anything, but because his teammates have all gone that day, so I would like to thank him. It's more impressive.

In his mind, although Kamihoshi is a beautiful and popular idol, his personality is very approachable, and he has never shown any ill feeling towards Kintaro who harassed her tirelessly afterwards.So Shiraishi's initial impression of her was not bad; after that day, he followed the official tweet of this girl idol - although he had never paid attention to these things before.

Judging from the text and photos, the information is nothing special, just a very common star setting.But after getting in touch with the real person, Baishi realized that she was cuter than all the girls he had ever seen.

It was the third Sunday after the rainy season that he really got to know her; he remembered it clearly.That day they rarely went to Tokyo for another school’s practice match. Walking on the streets of Tokyo, the rainy night and the indifference of the people around them hurriedly walked, which made Yuanshan complain endlessly; he, and other teammates, also felt that this The place is quiet.Although Osaka is not a super first-tier city, he still prefers a place that makes people warm from the heart.Originally, they were planning to take a rest after finding other schools to arrange a hotel that night, and they would take the Shinkansen back tomorrow.Yuan Shan said that he had an appointment with Shikami, a member of the popular idol group, or more accurately his friend, to have dinner together at night.

Shiraishi felt a headache; of course he didn't have a headache for a dinner party, it's just that among his members (including himself), everyone was not the type to get along well with girls.Whether it is Caiqian who is the most popular in school and is often chased by girls, or Ishida who is always ignored by everyone and has a weak sense of existence.

Seeing the reply message from the other party, Baishi knocked Yuanshan a few times before he reluctantly agreed. ——He wasn't even sure if the other party still had an impression of him, after all, she was Bai Xueji, not those ordinary girls who would blush even when they greeted him after seeing him every day.At that time, Shiraishi only thought in his heart: Ah, it would be great if I could recall who I am later, otherwise it would be a little embarrassing...

The place for their dinner is in the private room of a store - Baishi still has this kind of common sense.The friends around me were very excited, not only Qianya who pretended to play with his mobile phone but was actually taking a selfie to choose an angle, even Caiqian who had never been interested in girls couldn't help but look out after a few minutes.In retrospect, the most calm person at that time should be Kintaro who had an appointment; after the sliding door was pushed open, Shiraishi remembered clearly when he saw Kamihoshi who took off his hat and smiled at them. I don’t have the excitement and excitement of meeting popular idols like my teammates, and I don’t have any other superfluous emotions. I just pray in my heart: Please, don’t pronounce my name as Shirai (because the pronunciation is very close), okay?

But recalling that sometimes even the girl who confessed to him would remember wrongly, so he didn't hold out too much hope.

Unexpectedly, after greeting Kintaro, the next person she looked at was herself.

——"Baishi-kun, long time no see." I remember what she said at the time. Baishi couldn't say whether he was relieved or raised his breath, but he felt that his nervous mood had finally eased down, because in the future this will not become The tension in the tennis department has relaxed a lot.So he made a mistake that he would regret no matter how many times he thought about it later, and he replied: "Well, such a reunion is not bad, ecstacy~"

……

So after Lu Jianxing figured out that the usage of the word was for humor, he began to imitate it occasionally (one of the so-called funny practices, I want to mix with everyone. —— Lu Jianxing said).At first, he really found it very interesting to see such a girl imitating his speech in a serious manner.But later... As long as he heard it, he would be especially embarrassed.Fortunately, this disaster was finally over after these few successful tricks, Baishi couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.

He thinks this logic is easy to understand: when a person talks about his own oral addiction, of course it is completely fine.But even if it is Atobe of Byodi, recalling that he has not stopped talking about "my master" in front of acquaintances, Shiraishi feels that if someone runs up to him and does this, even Atobe may not be able to accept the shame. Bar?

——This is also one of the philosophical reasoning propositions that Shiraishi occasionally ponders about being funny and being funny.

Lu Jianxing is a girl who is easy to get along with; that time when I went to karaoke with them after dinner, she was picking up a song, she suddenly laughed "ha", and Xiaochun, who was sticking to her, asked repeatedly, "Why is it so funny? Let me tell you about it~~", she replied, "I just skipped the singing karaoke that I need for work today and came here to have fun. I didn't expect to sing in the end. I think it's very interesting in retrospect."

That sentence is like breaking all the shackles of being alone with a girl before, and all the funny factors of the former Sitianbao Temple have been revived (no, it should never disappear); Let Lu Jianxing thoroughly see Here's what it would be like if a teenage group tried to ignite the spark of art in every aspect of life.She would occasionally say, "It seems that everyone is using their lives to be funny, I am very envious~", but what she didn't know was that one of the reasons why they were funny was also based on the way she laughed, Very touching on this.

This is probably the undercurrent in the department: Chitose and Xiaoshichuan's feelings are unknown to him, but Ichi and Xiaoharu have been working hard to make her smile more to them, and Ishida is very self-aware. Children shouldn’t like my type.” Kintaro is a fool, and he’s just a fool, although the more stupid the latter, the more girls like him.

Baishi didn't know how to deal with this situation, although he knew in his heart that as long as she had a boyfriend, everything would be perfectly resolved.But he was unwilling to ask the other party such a question from the bottom of his heart. Even if they were able to get along with each other unscrupulously, such a thing would still embarrass her?

Moreover, he didn't even want to hear that affirmative answer; such a fact would definitely make everything even more disappointing.

——Looks like this is the so-called spiral of contradictions.

If all troubles can be as easy and simple as playing tennis, the troubles of these adolescents will probably be solved in the wind.

Shiraishi looked at Kintaro Toyama, who was walking in front, and was looking back, waving at them and urging them loudly. Next to him, he was flipping through this week's movie recommendation booklet to see which one was more suitable. Kamihoshi muttered to himself, helplessly Shaking his head, he quickened his pace and smiled brightly at them.

If it goes on like this, it's actually not bad.