[Comprehensive] Idol reboot

"Have you ever had such a dream?"

"Continuously falling from an unknown height."

"Gradually... the body is extremely light, but the breathing becomes heavy; the boundary between life and death becomes blurred in an instant, and it keeps falling..."

……

Wearing a long brown cloak with elastic cuffs, a white shirt and a black vest, and a few snow-white bandages on his hands, the strange man has been chanting in Lu Jianxing's ear since we met: " ... I know, you must know the charm of death that is deeply feared by people, but at the same time irresistibly attracted! ——From the first time I met, I decided that you must be the only one in my life who can Lovers who live and die together... a beautiful girl full of unknowable contradictions, and a decadent young man lost in the misty forest... let us!..."

"Excuse me, have another bowl."

Lu Jianxing raised his hand to signal the clerk, and handed over the empty bowl by the way, completely ignoring the young man with snake spirit who was talking to himself all the time, "Don't mix the sauce this time, thank you."

"Our death will be as dazzling as the snow in winter..."

Put your head down and eat.

"However, I have always believed in consensual martyrdom..."

I picked up a piece of lettuce and ate it (with a disgusted expression).

"So before walking towards suicide and eternal life, can I ask the young lady's name first..."

chew.

"...Ignore my TAT."

When Lu Jianxing finished his last mouthful and wiped his mouth clean with the napkin in front of him, he heard the person next to him silently hugging his knees and muttering to himself with an aggrieved expression: "How can you promise me? A beautiful and lovely lady...it's rare for someone to have the courage to strike up a conversation..."

"Pay for me."

Surprisingly, when he thought that this love-seeking journey was fruitless again, the girl who finished eating unexpectedly spoke up; she sat upright, gracefully put the plate away, and turned her head: " Invite me to eat...I'll do the math,... so many meals, until I break through, including morning, afternoon and evening, I can consider it."

"Eh?! Really!!!"

The young man's clear pupils shone with a halo of excitement that could not be ignored. Seeing the girl nodding without hesitation, he immediately pulled out the wallet from his jacket pocket, and neatly picked up a large stack with his index and middle fingers, and threw it on the management desk. "Boss, pay the bill."

Ah~~, the first girl who is willing to go to hell with me... the quality is still so high (V●●V)!

"...Well, customer, I'm sorry." The cat-headed cat with a mottled cashier looked at the pile of money with some hesitation, and said in an apologetic tone, "What is this?"

Youth: "Huh? Of course it's money."

The cat-headed man wearing a tall white hat tilted his head in doubt, and took out a card from the cash register, which read [607-10000J-H-xxx], and he waved it: "Guest, you need this kind of talent for payment." OK."

Youth: Fall to the ground.

"puff."

The girl who had been watching the bustle for a long time finally walked over slowly, she opened the spell book, drew a [Jie Ni] card, GAINed it and handed it over: "Boss, it's two people; there are also his cocoa milk and Pearl biscuits."

.........

"That...thank you." After walking out of the restaurant for a long time, the young man who followed Lu Jianxing still stepped forward to thank him shyly: "Actually, I just came here not long ago, and I'm still lost on the road of life..."

"And then you want to commit suicide?" Lu Jianxing put one hand in his pocket, his eyes inspected the direction of the road icon, "It's an amazing self-abandonment, I can feel that you are serious."

"Huh? Can you really feel my seriousness?!" Hearing the words, the other party got excited again, swept away the frustration of wanting to be cool but was ashamed just now, and jumped in front of her eyes like an excited black cat , "Then what you just said counts, little sister~"

"Yes, but you can't even afford food now."

"..." He tilted his body and muttered in a low voice, "...it looks so cute, but it speaks so venomously... What's wrong with all the women nowadays..."

Lu Jianxing ignored the other party's momentary cramps, but carefully compared the icons with a blank map, trying to find the port signs that could be transferred to other destination towns without a companion card. She wanted to go to [Detective City] Lei Doc used the official name book to find out the whereabouts of his companion again to ensure his safety.

However, after a while, the young man didn't know what he thought of, and he came back to life with full blood; he was chirping like a multi-winged bird standing outside to watch the excitement, which was completely different from other similar ones whose wings had been clipped and kept in a cage : "So Miss Sister, you must know where this is! I was originally on a mission with my companions...haha I won't tell you what the mission is, but it's quite confidential—well, it's actually helping people find things...the result In a blink of an eye, just a short while after I was measuring the height on the bridge, my companion disappeared...in fact, it was a good thing, because that guy is very talkative, super irritable, has a bad temper, and has no patience, and always troubles me to take care of him, alas ~~I originally wanted to go back and scold him...but then I came here, Qiang Qiang~!"

He opened his arms, and his posture was wanton, as if he was standing on a big stage under a red curtain to give a speech: "... After that beautiful lady told me about the rules of the game, I suddenly found that there was an extra ring on my hand! Open your eyes again and you will be transported to a plain!"

Yes...it's very close to the bounty city at the entrance...

"Then, I met you...is this fate?!"

"Really." Lu Jianxing casually crossed out another sign, and replied casually, "This is a game called Greed Island."

"I know."

"..."

"I just want to ask you again; by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Dazai Osamu, miss, how about you?"

"Shimizu Mika...huh?" Lu Jianxing stopped flipping through the book, and she raised her eyebrows, "Osamu Dazai?"

nod.

"Didn't he die a long time ago?" Lu Jianxing rested his chin in thought, "died for love... Oh, so that's the case, you are his admirer; no wonder."

"No, actually..." (Whispering: I'm not dead.)

Before the young man explained the truth, Lu Jianxing turned his face sideways, stretched out his hand and smiled at him: "Sorry, I lied to you just now. I am Lu Jianxing; it's very good, I can meet people with the same interests here , very strange. Please take care of me."

"Eh?"

"I also like Osamu Dazai," she smiled lightly, "he is a very powerful person."

Youth (blushing inexplicably): "Hmm..."

----

"...In other words, you were abandoned by your companions, and I was also abandoned by that guy; I am also an existence ignored by this distorted world, very good! Let's jump from here!"

"Minus five degrees." Lu Jianxing squatted down/body, measured the temperature of the lake with a thermometer, then turned his head and said to the young man who called himself Dazai Zhi: "Yes, it's much hotter than last time; if Dazai-san goes in If you don’t, you’ll definitely feel like you’re in a hot spring.”

"That's not it TAT..."

After getting along with each other for a few days, Lu Jianxing got a rough idea of ​​how strong the other party's obsession with "suicide" was.

Example.

1. Walking on the road, I saw a bridge crossing the river, and I was so excited that I wanted to jump; after I jumped, I went ashore wet all over, thinking that the water was cold, and asked to change to another river.

2. Being attacked, open your chest, and welcome yourself to be beaten; but because the spell book is empty, it has not been beaten, and people are too lazy to waste their energy.

3. When I was doing a task, I tried to eat a piece of poisonous mushroom, and I wanted to swallow it excitedly; in the end, I ended up with diarrhea for a whole day (she helped to buy stomach medicine).

...... No longer summarize in turn, above all kinds.

When he was doing these things, Lu Jianxing was usually by the side; she always watched with interest, and occasionally gave some advice, and by the way declined his invitation of "should we be together".

"Well, it's really not in the game anymore." After more than a week of rushing to collect cards by the way, Shikami Hoshi finally confirmed the news he wanted to know in the game center - Saiki Kusuo's name book here also became grayed out.

In the GI game, if you don't return to the game within half a month, all the cards in the spell book will be invalid; but within this time limit, the player's name will still be displayed normally, as long as you return to the game in time up.

But it is worth pointing out that Qi Mu did not use the card [Leave] to return to reality, but is likely to leave voluntarily or passively, which does not conform to the rules of the game-continuing along this line of reasoning, it can be understood Whether it is the player or the name book in the game center, it immediately turns gray. Generally speaking, only players who have completely left or died will turn into a gray name record.

Death is impossible, but there is a good reason to get rid of it completely; and those collected cards, even if he returns to the game again, there is a high probability that they will not exist...

"Ah." Lu Jianxing sat on the rest benches that can be seen everywhere, spread a book on his head in a daze.She thought: without such a powerful accomplice, with her current strength, she might be exhausted to death in this game.

"Clang~ Coffee Frozen Milk is here!"

Yes, and this newcomer who has been dragging his feet.

She turned her head and saw the other party smiling at her with eight neat teeth.

——Why do you say that a good young man will hold back?This is also well-founded.

From the outside, most people will preconceived that: their small two-person team must be women who need to be taken care of more and are easy to delay progress.But the fact is that, as the only male in the team, Osamu Dazai (no matter how many times he says it still feels awkward) seems to have endless energy, which is used to do interesting "hobbies" that have nothing to do with serious things.

Lu Jianxing also suggested that he could go to his companion at any time, but the other party plausibly said that there is only one weak woman left, and that he needs protection or something...

But most of the time, she was the one who went to buy medicine for him (drug test failed) to buy clothes (broken to pieces) for him to carry drips (drug test failed in depth).

"Thank you." Lu Jianxing took the drink he handed over, and took two sips casually.Most of the best-selling fat-growing foods and drinks here are made with something called "Nianli", so no matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight; the only thing you need to pay attention to is to remember to eat something that really fills your stomach something will do.

So whenever her teammates are pursuing her life hobbies, Lu Jianxing will also watch and eat from the sidelines. This is a rare good way for her to let go of her depression.

But to say it is troublesome, sometimes...

"The chick over there and the tall bastard, call out all your spell cards to me!"

.........

Lu Jianxing bit the straw, and stood beside him carefully watching a card-winning battle that did not go unnoticed.

The young man with soft brown hair and calm eyes tilted his head with a half-smile, and politely confirmed the purpose with each other one by one, then began a small warm-up exercise that he often called "cleaning up waste".

.........

"Ah," the man who finished the game in less than 10 minutes turned around, and when he walked up to Lu Jianxing, he pursed his mouth somewhat aggrievedly, and showed her the blood-stained card: " The best one is a B-level card again, it’s so annoying. And the ears are super uncomfortable, just now I heard a lot of things from that group of people, "Wait and see~ My leader~ I will come soon~ I will definitely clean up you~" ...This kind of boring talk, idiot~" He pouted, imitating the shouts of the escaped gangster twice, with a very disdainful look on his face.

"No matter how much you disdain it, take it in. You can exchange it for what we don't have." Lu Jianxing glanced at the card and asked quite seriously: "Is there any [companion] this time?"

"Let me see..." Osamu Dazai casually wiped the blood on his hands with a paper towel, "No." After wiping it off, he asked again: "Why do you want this card every time? I feel moved It’s also very convenient to use [magnetism].”

Lu Jianxing showed obvious disappointment, "If there is one, you can find your companion; from your description, he should also have entered the game. And," Lu Jianxing swept the blood on his body, " Presumably you can rely on him more than Dazai, you also do your own laundry today."

"Don't: (—that guy might have died long ago; besides, I'm working very hard! I always say that I'm unreliable, I'm too good-looking, and I'm always playing with me..." He puffed his face, just now Wanting to refute something, he suddenly frowned, covered Lu Jianxing's mouth, and said calmly, "Wait! Don't talk yet."

He closed his eyes and listened carefully for a while, "Who is moving this way quickly again; there is an echo in the air, you first—"

As soon as he finished speaking, a bright light flashed on the ground less than a few meters away from the two of them; when he opened his eyes again, Lu Jianxing saw several figures descending from the sky.

……

"Is it scary?" She stood on tiptoe and whispered close to Osamu Dazai's ear, "It feels very powerful, is he the boss of the group you just mentioned?"

"If I had known it earlier, I would have beaten him harder." Osamu Dazai glanced at those people indifferently, and then held the girl in his arms. This—" He took out a sheet of [Peering] from the spell book, and shrugged under the condemning eyes of the other party, "Peering Kunikida Doppo, remember."

"Another great writer...?"

"That guy? (waves hand), huh."

"correct,"

Lu Jianxing put away the card, raised her head, "The condition I said before, if you're okay later..." Before she finished speaking, someone grabbed her by the shoulder.

She turned her head slightly, and saw a man with only half of his face looking into her eyes coldly, with a little force from him, Shika Jianxing was pulled away from Osamu Dazai by him.

When she turned her head again, Lu Jianxing saw her companion, who was already surrounded by a group of people; so she raised her hands cooperatively: "Don't hit him, let me go, I'll give you all the cards. The two of us Adding it up, A card 16 B card 23 CDEF is a lot... You can't get anything by killing people forcibly."

After she finished speaking seriously, she found that the other party didn't listen at all; instead, she was staring at her thoughtfully - not only him, but everyone who came with him just now had a look that made her creepy, He stared at her with the one eye that only had half of his face left.

"This is the target person...?"

"Beyond expectations..."

"You feel it too...then just break the contract with them..."

"It's perfect...the first time I saw it..."

"I always thought it was a legend...!"

"So that's the case... No wonder we were asked to enter this boring game... I found it."

"Time is running out, do you want to break the contract..."

"sold?"

"Do not……"

The whistling sound made one's brain numb, and Lu Jianxing was surrounded. This was the first time she had encountered such a situation in her life-mystery and anxious emotions were intertwined, and the voice in her ear was like a slippery snake, tight He entangled himself tightly, making it impossible for people to get out, and there was another thing to consider, depending on the situation, she was involved——

"Boss, that man! He smashed all my teeth! You want to avenge me!"

A loud howl woke up everyone present, including the crowd who were staring at the girl; they quickly dispersed and assumed an attacking posture, and even the people who were besieging Osamu Dazai looked here.

"It's him, it's him!!!" A tall man with a bruised nose and a swollen face pointed at Osamu Dazai who was coughing up blood, and when he looked back at him with innocent eyes, he immediately became indignant: "You don't remember me?! Damn...! This arrogant guy..."

He turned his head, "Boss, you must avenge my little brother QAQ!!!"

……

A young man with black hair and black eyes came out from the pile of planes whose faces were beaten so badly that he couldn't see his face; he held a strange metal walking stick in one hand, and his eyes glanced coldly at all the people present. Including the head of the plane; clicked his tongue with a sneer, and said in a low voice: "Gather together, bite and kill."

The author has something to say: This week, the list will be updated, hey, what else can I say...

Yes, in fact, when I watched "Bungo Stray Dogs", I was a little uncomfortable at the beginning, but then it was really funny and interesting; especially when they shouted "Disqualification in the world!", "Xi Xue!", "Annie xxx!" , "Rashomon!", "...Gatsby!"When reviewing the whole episode yesterday, I flipped through Junichiro Tanizaki's "Thin Snow" on the bookcase, and then said:

——hahahahahahaha...!

It's really fun. This kind of show is also the same in "The Kingdom of Gems". Neon Chao likes anthropomorphism and makes it look good!I really want to watch Lu Xun's "Diary of a Madman!", Cao Xueqin's "Dream of Red Mansions!", Shi Yukun's "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness!"... It feels quite magical.I feel that the original intention of the author of Wenhao is to be with all the writers in "Wenhao" all over the world. The books they write are really treasures in the world!