[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

"Listen, I don't want to start a fight with you. I have a lot of work to do..."

Chen Shuyao nodded, but still did not let go: "For example?"

"For example, I'm going to San Barcelo. Jasmine just called to say that the autopsy results are out. I have to go to the scene again." Sherlock pointed to the photo on the wall with his chin, "These suspects, I want to Get in touch with me personally, and I found out that the girls who disappeared before may be related to this case, and I will go to those who came to ask for help."

"Hmm." Chen Shuyao took the things in his arms and put them on the table, hugged him with open arms, patted his back, and then looked up at him, "Listen, I sympathize with you for being like this all day You are so busy that you are often hungry. So, I am sent by heaven to save your stomach. We will wait until after dinner, okay?"

"..." Sherlock frowned in disbelief, "Can you understand what I'm saying?"

Watson behind him was also surprised: "And what she said this time seems to be correct."

"In short..." Chen Shuyao raised her eyebrows, raised her index finger in front of Sherlock's eyes, and shook it, "No matter what reason you have, I will just say no."

"...John, are all women unreasonable?" Sherlock tilted his head slightly, and before Watson could answer, his face was straightened by the hands of the little man in front of him the next moment.

"You should ask a woman this kind of question, like me." Chen Shuyao's mouth curled up, "I will tell you with certainty, yes."

"Sherlock, I didn't expect that you will have a day when you have to. I am really looking forward to the days to come." Watson turned and walked towards the door with a suppressed smile.

Sherlock's head could not be moved, and he glanced at the door as much as possible: "Where are you going, John? We have been friends for so many years, shouldn't you help me? My brain is not used to think about how to cut things. Hey buddy! Don't go!"

"Excuse me, I was in a hurry to tell Mrs. Hudson the good news—we can finally have a change today, and chat with her about the latest weather by the way. You can push it for a while, and in about an hour or two, I will I'll be back soon, I wish you good luck, oh yes, and your first cooking, Sherlock." Watson raised his eyebrows and closed the door.

Chen Shuyao let go, turned around and took out the stones one by one, "I'm so sorry that you were abandoned."

"Okay, let's start quickly and finish quickly." Sherlock said, but turned around softly, tiptoeing to escape.

"Okay, then someone needs to cooperate, don't you think, Juan Fu?" Chen Shuyao took out a kitchen knife and sharpened it with the bottom of the disk.

"Of course." Sherlock withdrew his legs in an instant, turned around like a robot, and frowned slightly: "But I didn't hear clearly, what did you call me just now?"

"Juan Fu." Chen Shuyao glanced at him, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, revealing two prickly dimples, "Shhh, don't say it, this name can only be called by me."

"Sounds interesting." Sherlock took off his coat and threw it on Watson's seat, unbuttoned his shirt cuff buttons, and rolled them up slowly: "Is it because I have curly hair and my name happens to be Holmes?"

"Smart." Chen Shuyao snapped his fingers and threw a potato to Sherlock, "Spank me (skin)."

Seeing Sherlock's bewildered face, Chen Shuyao frowned and pondered for a while, and tried another way: "I mean peeling."

"Okay." Sherlock took the peeler, walked to the trash can, and started working.

"I forgot one ingredient, wait for me." Chen Shuyao took out the English-Chinese dictionary from the bottom of his pocket, walked to the living room, and flipped through it hastily.

What does Spanking mean?

When she finally found it, her face was green.

It actually means spanking!They usually call it spanking at home, how can spanking and spanking be wrong?It seems that artificial intelligence 30 years ago was not very good.She will be more careful with her words in the future.

After sending the dictionary back to the bedroom and pressing it under the pillow, she returned to the kitchen.At that time, Chef Xia had already peeled two potatoes... pieces.She walked over silently and glanced at the trash can, and there were indeed a lot of potato chips lying in it.

"So you peeled a few more layers in order to clean up the depression on the potato? Brother." Chen Shuyao picked up a small, pitiful potato on the table, and then looked at Sherlock who was squatting.

Hearing the words, the latter turned back to look at her, disapproving: "Otherwise?"

"Forget it, I guess you have never touched a potato with your hands. I will teach you." Chen Shuyao took a potato and washed it in the sink, and walked behind him, "Give me a seat? Dear Mr. Juanfu. "

Sherlock took a big step to the side, Chen Shuyao pulled up her trousers, squatted down beside him, fiddled with potatoes for him to show, and immediately activated the master mode: "Look, potatoes are definitely not flat, but when you see the peeling Is the leather instrument sharp?"

Chen Shuyao pointed at the tip of the peeler with her index finger.

Sherlock frowned and nodded.

"Just use this sharp point to poke it up, like this." Chen Shuyao dug a hole himself and threw it into the trash can, "Just dig it out, the other methods are the same, do you want to try?"

"Is... is this necessary?" Sherlock's mouth curled up, slightly bitter.

If you can catch me next time, I will lose.

"Here." Chen Shuyao threw the potatoes and the peeler towards him, and was about to get up, "Of course it is necessary, there will be more opportunities like this in the future."

"..."

Probably pretending to be struck by lightning, just finished speaking, her feet slipped, she hurriedly stretched out her hand to grab the edge of the vegetable sink, but the edge of the sink was also very slippery!The harder you hold it, the more slippery it becomes.In the end, it was still a somersault...and fell into someone's arms.

Feeling that the heart is already beating overloaded, and the breathing is not smooth.She leaned on the refrigerator and barely sat up, looking up to meet Sherlock's gray-blue eyes.

Chen Shuyao blinked and glanced away: "I, I..."

There was the sound of a disc being stuck in the earphones, followed by a prompt in Chinese: Sorry, my thinking is too messy to translate.

The wrist was suddenly held, and she glanced sideways, only to realize that she had just pressed one hand on the refrigerator through the gap in his neck, and the other hand had been leaning on his shoulder.At this time, a large mud handprint on the shirt on his shoulder came into view, and her face became even more red.

And Sherlock didn't know why, as if his soul had drifted to another dimension, his eyes were a little dull.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Chen Shuyao hurriedly patted it with her hands, but the result was that the appointment became dirtier.In a panic, she suddenly thought of an idea.

"Take it off, and I'll wash it for you." After that, she reached out to unbutton his clothes.

Feeling the coolness in her chest, Sherlock came back to his senses, threw the potato away, and quickly grabbed her wrists: "No, I really don't need..."

The discarded little potato fell to the ground with a bang, and rolled all the way to the kitchen door.The two eyes followed the potatoes and saw two pairs of shoes at the door... Looking up, they were actually the dumbfounded faces of Mrs. Hudson and Watson.

"Oh, I suddenly remembered that Mrs. Smith on the opposite side wanted to go shopping with me." Mrs. Hudson yelled at Watson, "John, your little girlfriend is still waiting for you in the cafe, isn't she?"

"Not a girlfriend yet, Mrs. Hudson." Watson quickly coughed again, "But what you said is basically right, I'm really in a hurry."

Then the two left on their own, leaving Sherlock and Chen Shuyao in a daze.

Chen Shuyao withdrew her hand, sat up straight, and swallowed silently: "They seem to have misunderstood something."

"If I'm not wrong, Mrs. Hudson will soon share the so-called 'truth' she saw today with Mrs. Smith opposite, Mrs. Wilson next door, and perhaps the Akita dog next door, etc., and then The so-called 'truth' has become 'truth'." Sherlock's eyes narrowed slightly, and the brows slowly frowned, "Older women are comparable to the Internet in spreading news."

"Then... are you afraid?" Chen Shuyao met his gaze.

Sherlock closed his eyes, stood up, walked to the side of the vegetable sink, took out a paper towel and slowly wiped off the water stains.

"It's you who should be afraid."

Chen Shuyao didn't understand what he meant at all, got up and walked to his side, staring at him with frowning: "Why?"

"I felt the same pulse." Sherlock took out a tissue and wiped his hands, and suddenly looked sideways at her, as if he wanted to see through her, "And that woman (the woman)."

Quickly rewinding the tape in her mind, Chen Shuyao quickly remembered the plot of that episode.Irene, that is, the woman he was talking about, leaned close to him, and he held her wrist with his backhand, noticed the changes in her pulse, and confirmed her love for him, so he was able to decipher the secret phone code.As a result, he ignored Irene's pleas, unlocked the phone with his own hands, and handed her over to McCoff and the British government.

Chen Shuyao unconsciously glanced at the wrist held by him just now, and pursed her lower lip: "Yes, so what?"

Sherlock was startled: "I'm a typical anti-social personality with high IQ."

"So what?" Chen Shuyao frowned.

"I'm only interested in perverted murder cases."

"Then I will accompany you to investigate the case."

Sherlock turned to look at her, without much expression on his face: "I will always stand on the side of reason and truth, no matter who it is in front of."

"I didn't expect you to abandon reason and truth and stand on my side, and I wouldn't ask you to do so." Chen Shuyao also stood facing him, meeting his gaze, "But I don't have the country's | ugly |Smell and confidential|secret, I am not a murderer, nor a terrorist|terrorist, so I won’t embarrass you. Of course, I am not as thoughtful as her, and I don’t have her super survival ability, so I won’t be as naked as her| luo|luo teases you, and she won't be as ambiguous as she is, and she will speak speciously."

She seemed to see his gray-blue eyes, and the upper and lower eyelashes moved invisibly.

"I am another woman who is completely different from her, and this woman will tell you clearly." She stared into his eyes and said word by word, "She likes you, from the summer of 2010 to now, one day Never broke."

The author has something to say: Chen Shuyao pierced that layer of window paper with a Ruyi golden cudgel, a strong confession→_→