[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

There was a booing from the audience, and even though tears were rolling down her cheeks, Chen Shuyao couldn't help but chuckle.

Has anyone proposed to say that?Is this too on-topic?But... she likes it.So the question is, should she also answer in a more creative way?

The corner of Chen Shuyao's mouth dropped suddenly, leaving only sentimentality: "Sherlock, I know you are good to me, and I have seen your sincerity. But..."

There was an uproar in the audience, and Watson and Selena, who were still smiling, had bruised and purple faces.

It was originally their home field, and they lent Sherlock a marriage proposal. If they failed again, wouldn't their wedding be too miserable?

Seeing that Sherlock also had a serious face, Chen Shuyao bent down slightly, moved closer, and the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up: "I want raw Mexican chicken tacos."

Hearing what she said, a smile gradually formed on the corner of Sherlock's mouth. He silently pulled her finger, and slowly pushed the custom-made ring to the root of the finger.Pulling it to his mouth... he took a light bite.

"Hello!" Chen Shuyao hurriedly withdrew her hand, glanced at the ring finger with teeth marks, and looked at Sherlock with a dazed expression.

What's wrong with this?Has anyone ever bitten someone right after a successful proposal?

Sherlock stood up, wrapped his arms around her waist, stroked her exposed back with his palm, and suddenly scratched his fingers slightly.

"Hey ha ha ha, what are you doing? Let me go!"

Chen Shuyao almost laughed out loud, and tried to push him away with both hands, but was suddenly tightened.The discarded microphone Duang fell on the stage with a bang and rolled all the way to the audience.Watson hurriedly bent over to pick it up, then brought it to his mouth and blew to confirm that it was not damaged, and he was relieved.

What a worry to have a friend who doesn't care about anything!But, fortunately, he now has something to care about.Watson stood up straight and looked up at the stage.

At that time, the eyes of the people who hugged each other tightly met each other, and Chen Shuyao saw Sherlock's eyebrows raised.

"If you tease me, you have to pay the price you deserve."

Chen Shuyao gave Sherlock a blank look, and pointed at his chest: "Aren't you ashamed for being so narrow-minded and in front of so many people?"

"Why are you embarrassed? You can bear what I do. What does it have to do with them?"

"..."

Sherlock turned his head slightly, the tip of his nose brushed against Chen Shuyao's, overlapping, his warm breath lingered between her lips and teeth.

"Now the groom-to-be is going to kiss the bride-to-be."

"No!" Chen Shuyao wanted to lean back angrily, but just as she was about to move, she was strangled in the cradle by Sherlock's big hand.

He wrapped one arm around her waist, and firmly pressed the back of her head with the other. The person who was pretending to struggle, scratched his shoulders a few times with both hands before losing his battle.

The conductor behind him turned around and waved his baton in mid-air. The music was soft and beautiful, lingering in the hall.Everything seems to be back to normal except for the couple on the stage who sprinkled the dog food a little bit hard.

Selena suddenly heard the people around her sniffing. When she looked sideways, she saw that the tip of Watson's nose was slightly red.

"Are you all right? Darling."

"Of course, very good." Watson blinked and frowned slightly, "It just feels like marrying a son."

"..."

Watson caught a glimpse of Selena's expression, and hurriedly explained: "Oh no, my dear, don't get me wrong, I mean..."

"Hush!" Selena made a silent gesture on her lips, and pulled Watson into the crowd, but halfway, no one saw her look back and look at the lavender-backed lavender on the stage. The person in the long gauze dress had a faint smile on his lips.

She never dared to think that one day, Sherlock would have such a huge change.It is probably because Shuyao is really different that she can reap this kind of happiness.

After a long while, Chen Shuyao glanced down the stage, pushed Sherlock, and with someone's lips in his mouth, he could only mumble, "It's almost done, it's done."

However, his lips were sucked again.

"Wait another five minutes."

"..."

Fortunately, after 1 minute, Sherlock really kept his promise.He stretched out his hand to pinch her cheek, and naturally, someone rolled his eyes and slapped her hand.

"The powder I applied! You pinched it off!"

The person in front of him suddenly chuckled, "I've eaten all your lipstick, why do you still care about the paint on your face?"

"..."

She should really thank him for his kind reminder. She probably even cried and kissed her. Now her face is almost like that of a panda, right?

"Let's go, let's go." Chen Shuyao covered her face with her hand, pulled Sherlock with the other hand, and ran down the stage.I went all the way to pick and choose people without people, but when I walked halfway, I was misunderstood.

"Do you want to go back to your room?"

"...Can you stop thinking about those things? I just don't want to be seen in such a mess."

"Oh."

After running a few more steps, Chen Shuyao noticed that the people around her were suddenly quiet. Chen Shuyao stopped, looked sideways at Sherlock, and found that the latter looked disappointed!What's there to lose?Won't she go back to her room tonight?She is also... very tired!

After finally finding the bathroom, she put on her makeup, but when she went out, Chen Shuyao found that the person who was sticking to her like a gum just now had disappeared...

Holding the hem of the skirt and walking to the corner, not far away, Selena, Watson and Sherlock raised a glass of wine and chatted happily.Chen Shuyao walked over, blocked the wine that Sherlock had brought to his mouth, and put it on the tray raised by the waiter who happened to pass by.

Chen Shuyao's lips did not move, but a threatening voice floated out: "Do you want to have a silly child?"

Sherlock frowned slightly: "The gene that affects IQ is on the X chromosome. If you give birth to a small flower roll, you and I will each get half of the chromosome. I shouldn't be so stupid."

"Oh! I get it..." Chen Shuyao pointed at Sherlock's nose, her mouth narrowed, "That's why you think I'm stupid, so you keep talking about little flower rolls!"

"That's not what I said." Sherlock smiled and shrugged.

Watson couldn't help chuckling: "But Shuyao, you have to understand, after all, in his eyes, there is no one smarter than him."

Chen Shuyao pondered for a moment, looked suspiciously at Sherlock and Watson who were standing side by side, walked to Selena's side, coughed twice and leaned into the latter's ear and asked softly: "So, the gene that affects IQ is really on the X chromosome. Come on? I don't believe that the two of them are working together."

Selena covered her mouth with her hand: "It seems to be, indeed, it is safer to have a daughter. Of course, I am not saying that you are not good, but that he is really outstanding."

"Okay, Hanamaki is just Hanamaki, it's fine if you don't have sugar triangles. (Chinese)" Chen Shuyao muttered in a low voice.

She has no prejudice against the sugar triangle, she just thinks that the shape may not be very good...

"So..." Sherlock frowned and repeated the words "Sugar Triangle" in Chinese, "What is it?"

"You can just think about the little flower roll, why are there so many questions?" Chen Shuyao's tone was not very friendly.

Selina took Chen Shuyao's arm: "Shuyao, I want to go to the room to get something, can you go with me?"

"Ok."

Watching the two women walking away arm in arm, Sherlock put his hands behind his waist.

"In the process of evolution and reproduction, species always follow the principle of survival of the fittest. Having a daughter will inherit my IQ advantage to the greatest extent. I really don't understand what she is awkward about."

"If you think so and work hard for it. I think one day you will understand what it means..." Watson pondered for a moment, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "Jealousness. (Chinese)"

After finishing speaking, Watson patted Sherlock on the shoulder, turned around to greet the people not far away, and glanced at him again.

"My daughter is my father's little lover in his previous life, that is..."

Sherlock frowned slightly and said, "My wife's little rival in love."

"It's good that you understand." Watson twitched his lips and walked towards the crowd.

His eyes were a little dull, and the person who was standing straight at the spot took a glass of wine from the tray in the hand of the waiter who just passed by without paying attention, took a big sip silently, swallowed it, and actually tasted a little sour.

At that time, the two people in dresses and dresses were talking and laughing as they walked towards the room.

"I really didn't expect you to be Chinese, but to be honest, I've always wanted to go to Lhasa." Chen Shuyao patted her chest and smiled helplessly, "Unfortunately, my lung capacity is not enough."

"Go, Watson and I are discussing going to China for our honeymoon, how about we go together?" Selina raised her eyebrows, "I think you should be fine with your current body."

"Eh?" Chen Shuyao's eyes lit up, and the smile on her mouth gradually deepened, "It's okay too! It just so happens that K's case is closed, so you can go out and have fun while you're not busy."

Selena pushed open the door and looked at her with a smile: "You, you should go to China more often if you have time. After all, you are not planning to go back, are you?"

"It makes sense." Chen Shuyao nodded, and walked in leisurely, "Huh? What's the date today?"

"In 2017, oh no, October 2012, 10."

Hearing this, Chen Shuyao froze, and suddenly turned around to look at Selina: "Shall we set off tomorrow or the day after tomorrow?"

"...Are you in such a hurry?"

"Well, come sooner rather than later." Chen Shuyao glanced out of the window, lost in thought.

If the story is as she subconsciously imagined, besides Sherlock, she should also want to meet someone else, and she might have a chance when she goes back this time.

"Okay, just go out and discuss with them later." Selena closed the door, coughed twice, "Shuyao."

Chen Shuyao turned around when she heard the words, and met Selina's eyes with complicated emotions: "What's wrong?"

"I really want to thank you for my affair with Watson."

"Hey, I thought it was a big deal. Didn't you thank you?" Chen Shuyao smiled and stretched out a thumb, hooked it, and patted Selena's shoulder, "We will be friends from now on, don't be so polite."

The smile on the corner of Selena's mouth grew stronger, and she nodded.

A month ago, she chose to break up for Sherlock and Chen Shuyao, but she was killed on the spot.But three days later, he woke up intact.She still remembered the young man in white standing by the iron bed, closing his notebook and hanging it under the light with his hands, and only said one sentence.

"You have to thank Shuyao."

No matter how much she asked, he refused to reveal a word.In this way, she returned to the game in a daze, and survived as Selena in this space.

"Can I ask, how did you do it? I asked my NPC, and he said that unless I replace you, otherwise..."

"There is no problem that cannot be solved with one punch. If there is, it is two punches." Chen Shuyao raised her fist with a smile and raised her eyebrows.

At the end of the same space, a gust of wind blew by, and there was the sound of pages turning behind him. The person sitting in front of the computer turned around and looked up at the notebook hanging below him. After the familiar name, there was only a badge mark left.

Yu Hang raised his hand, the notebook that was blown away by the wind suddenly closed, and he sighed softly.

"Hope you never regret it."

The author has something to say: Thumbs up and two ticks means thank you in sign language.

It has been 17 years since I wrote about the game and reality in the essay before, and now I am revising it, but the content of the article has no effect.It was Chen Shuyao who thought it was 17 years in the game, but it was actually 12 years.

At the end of this volume, more sugar will be added in the next volume.It is expected that there will be side missions in the next volume. At that time, there will be superheroes on the scene, so stay tuned~