[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

"Shuyao, your clothes are all dry."

Juan's mother opened the door and came in, and saw this scene.

Both of them grabbed the quilt tightly, Chen Shuyao tilted her head and opened her mouth, her canine teeth were facing the back of Sherlock's hand.At that time, both of them turned their eyes to Juan's mother. Taking advantage of Sherlock's unpreparedness, Chen Shuyao stabbed him in the waist, and then hurriedly pulled the quilt over her body, curled the corners of her mouth in embarrassment, and her eyes had nowhere to rest .

"Oh, that, I put the things here for you." Juan Ma quickly walked over, put the clothes on the back of the chair, turned around and walked towards the door, "Breakfast will be ready in a while, don't rush down."

"But, Mrs. Holmes, I'm a little hungry..." Chen Shuyao just tried to take the skirt, but Sherlock pushed his hand away to block him. More important things are waiting for you, right?"

"Oh, of course." Juan Ma knowingly opened the door and walked out.

"Sherlock, you're a strong man!" Chen Shuyao glared at him angrily.

Sherlock turned around and pulled her wrist, and with a little force, she fell into his arms: "Is it difficult? No way. If you don't, it doesn't matter. I will. Just lie flat."

Chen Shuyao carelessly pushed the face he was trying to get close to: "This is only the third day! In China, under normal circumstances, don't say three days, even three months may not be able to get out|bed|sheet, you only need to speak quickly Just use it, don't use it in other places..."

"Correction, first of all, this is in England; secondly, I am an abnormal human being, and it is abnormal for you to be with me. As long as I can keep up with the rhythm, it is normal." Sherlock held her and slapped him in the face Putting the upper hand on his | demon |, "Are there any other questions?"

"..."

She really wanted to post a post on the forum, titled: Sherlock is unreasonable, how to fix it?

Is there any rhythm in this world that you can't keep up with?

His hands were controlled, and there was no possibility of defense anymore. The quilt slowly slipped from his chest to his waist, and he clearly felt someone's gaze changed. Chen Shuyao's mind was confused: "Yes! I, I... I am underage!"

Sensing Sherlock's obvious stiffness, Chen Shuyao seemed to be grabbing a life-saving straw: "Yes, yes, yes, I am not yet an adult! You can't treat me like this!"

Sure enough, after hearing this sentence, Sherlock slowly let go of her although he was extremely reluctant, and lifted the quilt to cover her body.

Chen Shuyao breathed a sigh of relief.

A moment of hiding counts as a moment.

"Put on your clothes." Sherlock threw the skirt to her and said nonchalantly, "What month is your birthday?"

"August 8." As soon as the words came out, Chen Shuyao froze.

Probably just escaped from the mouth of the wolf and let down his vigilance.She didn't know Sonny's birthday, the first responder reported her own birthday.The question is, what day is it today?

hours later...

Chen Shuyao sat blankly in front of the computer, staring at the calendar on the screen, wanting to cry.

"John, are you sure that Sherlock hasn't moved time when he came back?"

"No, didn't he go out after sending you back?" Watson poked his head out of the newspaper, saw Chen Shuyao's frustrated face, and frowned slightly, "Did something happen?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Chen Shuyao lay down on the table, looking at the date hopelessly.

No wonder he was so calm, August 8th, just two weeks away!Isn't that a matter of minutes?

The sound of the door opening came from downstairs, followed by the sound of chaotic footsteps getting closer.It sounded like two or three people, remembering what McCoff said about Muslims before, Chen Shuyao sat up straight and looked towards the door.

Watson was very calm. He heard the knock on the door, folded the newspaper, got up and walked towards the door: "I guess we are here."

Chen Shuyao looked blank: "Who?"

"Didn't Sherlock tell you?" Seeing Chen Shuyao shaking his head blankly, Watson was stunned for a moment, opened the door, chatted with the three bearded men outside the door, and the three of them dispersed , two took out the tape measure and the ladder and walked to the window, and the other squatted at the door to open the toolbox.

Watson was a little puzzled, wondering whether he should tell her or not. Logically speaking, they were a couple. She must have known something before it was his turn.Does Sherlock have other plans?

Chen Shuyao glanced at the small toolbox by the door: "What are they doing?"

"Change the curtains and door locks." Watson coughed twice, "I only found out after Sherlock sent me a message just now."

"Why do you need to change? Aren't they all good..." Halfway through speaking, Chen Shuyao seemed to understand something, her jaw froze for a while, and then she took it back.She looked at the person who changed the lock, and pointed to the bedroom door, "Sorry, please finish this door and change the bedroom lock, thank you."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Have you ever heard that house thieves are hard to guard against?" Chen Shuyao turned around and walked back to the computer with a twitch of his mouth.Liu Huasheng was standing in the middle of the living room, driving an X.

He had heard that when two people were together, they changed the bed and the sofa. What was the idea of ​​changing the curtains and locks?

Two days, three days passed... One day, Chen Shuyao got up early in the morning to go to the bathroom as usual, and unexpectedly found her aunt visiting.When she counted the days, she was four days ahead of schedule!Perfectly missed her birthday.

Is God also contributing to the flames?

Pushing open the door and walking out of the bathroom, he was about to go back to his room and die on the bed when his gaze inadvertently caught Sherlock sitting in front of the computer. At that time, the latter was concentrating on the computer screen.

After returning from her hometown, she always felt that he was very strange, either he was away from home all day, or he sat straight in front of the computer.It seemed that she was always busy with a lot of things. She always thought it was related to the case, and she followed him secretly a few times automatically. Every time he walked around the streets in a mysterious way, as if it was not related to the case.I don't know what made him care so much, it seems that he has never cared so much about her...

Chen Shuyao walked towards the living room softly with a stomach full of doubts.As he got closer, he seemed to hear some very discordant voices.She walked around behind him, just stood still, seeing the picture on the screen, she almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"You, how can you look at these things..."

She kept her hand on his shoulder, and hurriedly reached out with the other hand to turn off the video, but the reality is... Both hands were held by someone.

"Video data is far more useful than words. Learning as much knowledge as possible in a limited time is called efficiency." Sherlock held her finger and thought of a place on the screen, and turned his head to look at her. "It said on the Internet, this way , I want two people to cooperate, just so you can come and take a look..."

"Look at your big head! (Chinese)" Chen Shuyao wanted to pull out her hand, but she lacked strength, so she had to turn her face away, "How can this be knowledge? It's just not doing a proper job at all! Has no one approached you to handle a case recently?"

As soon as the voice finished speaking, a notification sound came from the mobile phone. Chen Shuyao looked sideways and saw the message of McCauf pop up on the screen of the mobile phone. She stretched out her index finger and pointed at the mobile phone.

"Look, I'll just say..."

"No." Sherlock locked the screen directly, "Mycroft is looking for me to contact him."

"..."

Who taught you the ability to open your eyes and tell lies?

Chen Shuyao sighed: "Let me tell you, this kind of thing is easy to get viruses, so be careful that your computer data will be gone."

"I don't have any information on my computer, it's all in my head."

"...Then you see." Chen Shuyao broke free and explained in a dragged voice, "I'm going to buy auntie towels."

The person in front of him was startled, and suddenly turned his head to look at her with a smile on his lips: "Advance?"

Chen Shuyao held back for a while: "Is it related to you?"

But she saw Sherlock close the computer and drag her directly towards the door.

"Let's go, I'll accompany you."

Excuseme? ?Are you sure you, a big man, are suitable to accompany me to buy aunt's towels?

However, it didn't take long for Chen Shuyao to understand someone's ulterior motives.

After she picked out the aunt's towel and put it in the shopping cart, she looked around and there was no sign of Sherlock.As soon as he took out his mobile phone to make a call, he heard the ringtone of the mobile phone not far away.She followed the sound and saw Sherlock squatting in front of a small shelf.As soon as he stood still, Sherlock took out a box of red and a box of blue from the shelf, stood up, and lingered on it.

"You came at the right time. I heard that this type is more likely to give women pleasure, but this type is more suitable for men. However, men generally believe that it is better not to wear it."

Chen Shuyao silently pushed the shopping cart and turned around, trying to pretend that she didn't know him, so she just pushed her cart full of aunt's towels away, but before she could take a step, she heard two "crash" sounds, and looked down again, the two boxes of colored towels were gone. in her shopping cart.

"Try all of them, there are not many."

After Sherlock's high-spirited talk, people passing by would glance at them more or less.

Chen Shuyao wished she could dig a crack in the ground, pushed the shopping cart to Sherlock, and silently lowered her head: "Push."

Sherlock took the shopping cart and turned his head to look at her: "Are you uncomfortable?"

"No."

"Or do you prefer something else?"

"no!"

"Actually, I think there is still a box of supreme..."

The cashier was scanning the barcode, and raised his eyes when he heard the words: "What is the Supreme?"

"Extreme Super..."

Chen Shuyao hurriedly covered his mouth, and the corners of his mouth curled up in embarrassment: "He said that the Supreme Sea, Land and Air Pizza in the newly opened restaurant next door is very good, you can try it if you have time."

The cashier was stunned for a few seconds: "Oh, really? Then I can really go and have a look."

"Of course, it's really good." As soon as Chen Shuyao let go of her hand, Sherlock frowned and looked at her, "When did you stop stuttering when you lied?"

Chen Shuyao went around behind someone and pinched his back, but there was still a tight smile on her face.

And Sherlock shut up instantly, and after a few seconds, he started the sales mode: "She's right, their juices are also very good..."

Chen Shuyao was sweating coldly, silently lowered her head to put something into the bag.

Is the game over?

As soon as the two of them walked to the gate with their things, they saw two men in black standing in front of a black car.Seeing that their eyes fell on the things in her hands, Chen Shuyao silently carried the things behind her back, the corners of her mouth twitching.

"Can I not go?" Seeing that the two still had poker faces, Chen Shuyao sighed, "At least let me send the things back?"

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