"Two Santa Clauses???" Shenluo was bewildered, looking left and right. "Which one of you is real?"

"Of course I'm real!"

"Of course I'm real!"

The two Santas both said that they were real, and Shenluo couldn't tell the difference for a while.

"Okay, stop arguing." Steve stood up first and raised his hands, saying to the two Santa Clauses, "How did you get in here?"

"Don't meddle in your own business, kid."

"Are your eyes in the eye sockets for decoration? Of course Santa Claus came in on a reindeer carriage." The silver-haired Santa Claus said while holding his booger. Seeing that Shenluo was still rummaging in the red gift bag, he immediately reached out and grabbed her. The ankle lifts the person up. "You are enough! Believe it or not, I will put your list on the naughty list, and I will stop giving Christmas presents every year."

Holding three gift boxes in her arms, Shenluo looked at Santa Claus with pitiful eyes and a cute and cute look.

"Shenluo, I think you should recognize the reality and tell you that there will be no Santa Claus in this world." Natasha pulled off Santa's hat, revealing his naturally curly silver hair.She locked the silver-haired Santa by the throat, leaned into her ear and said, "What did you just say? I'm old? Say it again!"

The silver-haired Santa Claus almost rolled his eyes from being strangled, and said repeatedly: "No, no, no, I mean those rough guys, not you, the gorilla."

Natasha: "..."

Smile!

It's about to explode! ! !

Natasha fell over her shoulder and threw her to the ground.

Shenluo turned over and stood on the ground, and said worriedly: "Sister Na, if you hurt Santa Claus, you will be on the naughty list!"

"Don't worry, Shenluo. You, Sister Na, and I have always been on the naughty list."

Yinshi hurriedly put on the fake beard on his face, so as not to let Shenluo find out who he really is.

"Santa Claus, Santa Claus, are you not dead?" Shenluo trotted to Yinshi's side and asked anxiously, slapped his face, and used the knowledge he had learned before to perform first aid—heart compressions.

"Aw—poof—" Yinshi spat out a mouthful of blood, his face turning purple.

Shenluo is murdering him! ! !

Natasha nodded watching Shenluo's movements!This girl is simply her god teammate.

Yinshi stretched out his arms tremblingly and said to Shenluo: "Xiao-Xiaoluozi, help me up! Get on the carriage, I have to give a gift to the next family!"

"Here we come." Shenluo grabbed Yinshi's shoulder with one hand, and the clothes around his waist with the other hand to lift him up.

"What are you going to do?! Why do I have a bad feeling? Let go of you stinky girl!"

Shenluo let out a very cute "Aihe", and threw Yinshi onto the carriage, like throwing a shot put.

"boom!"

Yin Shisheng was lying on the ground unrequitedly, with the broken carriage under him.The few reindeer didn't know whether it was because they were not controlled by the reins or because they were frightened by the movement just now. They ran away without any companion love at all.

"Santa Claus, your reindeer has escaped." Shenluo squatted beside Yinshi and said.

"Girl, Santa Claus doesn't ride reindeer now!" Shenhuang walked to Shenluo and said, with a somewhat mysterious attitude. "I don't know which corner of the mountain this Santa Claus came from to pretend to be, that's why he gave such a poor gift."

Yin Shi blushed and shook his head, as soon as he heard the voice, he knew who this person was.He was entrusted to pretend to be Santa Claus to deliver gifts to children, and he could always meet another Kamiko who pretended to be Santa Claus and delivered gifts to his daughter and granddaughter.

"Santa Claus still speaks with an accent from northern China these days?! Stop yelling, "Stop the thief."

"Ah!!! "One Piece" comics!!!" Shenluo looked at the gift that had been opened in surprise, and threw herself into her arms. "This is the booklet I've been wanting to buy but haven't bought! Santa Claus, you are too good to know that I want this."

Shenluo hugged Yinshi and rubbed against his arms, smiling happily.

"Ahem——" Shenhuang held the gift he prepared for Shenluo in his hand, and coughed in a false voice to signal her to look over.

Shen Luo threw the comic book in his hand onto Gintoki's stomach, Tensei looked at the gift in Kami Akira's hand and asked curiously, "What is this?"

"Yohahahaha——you take it apart and have a look." Shenhuang said with a smile while looking at Shenluo with his hands on his hips.

"Ahem—the red nose on your face is about to fall off."

What? ? ?

Hearing Yinshi's words, Kamiko paled in shock, touched his nose with both hands but then remembered, he was dressed as Santa Claus, where did he get his red nose? ? ? ! ! !Shen Huang looked at Yin Shi with a bad expression and said, "Why are you still alive, kid!"

Why is this bastard who robbed his daughter and now is robbing his granddaughter still alive! ! !

"Are you kidding, how could I die before you die!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

Shenluo's scream interrupted their conversation.

Gintoki glanced casually, but saw something that shocked him endlessly.Yinshi hurriedly got up, pointed at Shenluo's gift and said, "This... this... this is the child's ultimate dream, the NO.1 one he wants to have the most—"

"Fatty Blue!!!"

The blue fat man Yinshi was talking about was greeting Shenluo, and its voice was gentle and pleasant, just like the one in the cartoon.

Yin Shi stared at the blue fat man in Shenluo's hand with staring eyes, envious, rubbed his hands together in front of him, walked quickly to the side of Shenluo, and stretched out his hand cautiously, as if stroking the blue fat man.

"Don't touch it!" Kamaki slapped Gintoki's hand away indifferently.

Shenluo——Shenluo was so shocked that he couldn't speak! ! !

One day, I will own a fat blue one too!

Tony, Banner, and Hawkeye gathered around like elementary school students, discussing with each other.

"Does it have a four-dimensional pocket?"

"Do you have a time machine?"

"Do you have Lie 800? Does drinking it have the opposite effect?"

"........."

"Fatty Lan, do you have any arbitrary door?" Shenluo asked excitedly, the blue eyes shining brightly.

"Of course, my master." The blue fat man jumped from Shenluo's arms to the ground, and his movements were light and light, which did not match his fat man's image at all.

The blue fat man stretched his right hand down his throat to induce vomiting, and spit out a pile of mosaics with a "vomit".

Tony: "..."

Hawkeye: "..."

Banner: "..."

Always feel a little nauseous! ! !

Why didn't it come out of the four-dimensional pocket! ! !

You can tell at a glance that you are a pirated blue fat man! ! !

Fatty Lan spat out a 1.8-meter-high door panel to Shenluo, and reached out to wipe the stains from the corner of his mouth.

Shenluo held the arbitrary door and smiled wildly, showing off to his friends.

Steve: "..."

Natasha: "..."

Tony: "..."

Hawkeye: "..."

Banner: "..."

hateful!This girl is a little underwhelmed!To show off in front of them! ! !

"Who are you to that kid?" Steve asked, walking up to Santa.He finally understood that these two Santas definitely knew Shenluo, maybe they were her relatives, so they gave her Christmas gifts every year, and they were willing to let Shenluo continue to believe in this legend.

Santa Claus glanced at Steve and said nothing.

"Dear one? Daddy? Brother?"

Santa Claus raised his head and said proudly, "Grandpa!"

He said it!He did! ! !

Sure enough, it came out as soon as it exploded! ! !

Steve twitched the corners of his mouth, glanced at Shale's look and then at Shake.

"Kamaki. Don't tell me, that silly kid always thought Santa Claus was real."

"Steve Rogers."

The two men shook hands.

"Grandpa, can you also give me a blue fat man!" Gintoki stood behind Kamito and Steve, stretching out his arms to wrap their arms around them and said. "My birthday is coming up soon."

Shenhuang glanced at him, Gintoki's artificial voice made his hairs stand on end.

'roll! ! ! '

If Kamiko's eyes could emit laser light, Gintoki's body would have been pierced with countless holes.

Steve rubbed his arms, almost shivering.I kind of dislike this person who lost his morals for the sake of Fatty Blue.

"Do you know how expensive it is to raise a child?! I need gifts for Christmas, gifts for Children's Day, and gifts for birthdays every year. Most of the money I earn every year is spent on this child."

Silver sneered.

How could he not know!

"I have to give pocket money every month, and I have to keep pets. I want to eat snacks after dinner, and I want to eat supper after snacks. I want to buy new clothes when the season changes. I want to buy toys when I go out to play. I want to go to the beach in summer. I'm on vacation, I'm going to watch the fireworks display in winter..."

Kamaki and Gintoki burst into tears as they reported to report.

Finally found out why they are so poor!

It is estimated that only Tony, a big local tyrant here, does not understand their suffering.

Steve: "..."

its not right! ! !Obviously, Shenluo is well fed!Steve thought about it for a while when he lived with Shenluo and Bucky, except for the higher food expenses, this girl didn’t buy cosmetics, bags or jewelry, she went out to find a wild park, and bought some Eat well all day long.

He is obviously a very well-behaved child!

Shenluo opened any door, thought for a while, and said, "I'm going to find Peter!"

"Who is Peter?" Shenhuang asked looking at the disappearing figures of Shenluo and Lan Fatty.

"Friends of Shenluo." Steve said to Shenhuang: "The two children are about the same age, and they always play together."

My god, going to Peter now is probably to show off her blue fat man.

God shook his head, expressing his understanding.

"Captain, you forgot to say, that kid likes Shenluo." Tony added meanly.

"What!!!" Kamaki shouted in surprise.

Silver Jewelry, who was eating donuts, was also taken aback, and asked, "Is that the pervert in the red tights!!!"

Steve hesitated.Did he mean Peter?They know Peter is Spider-Man? ? ?

"Peter was wearing a red bodysuit, but not..."

"This bastard!!! I knew he was absolutely uneasy!!!"

"Hey, the donut in your hand looks familiar! Did you take it from my refrigerator?"

"What are you talking about! It somehow got into my hands and wanted me to eat it!

The author has something to say: Thank you, Ayan, for throwing mines, I love you~

The author didn’t disappear, it’s just an annoyance at work, now I’ve resigned and I’m going to start looking for a new job (>﹏<)

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