I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

Shenluo discovered that her Werther had gained 300 million fans in an instant.

"Oh my God."

"What's wrong?" Peter leaned on Shenluo's shoulder and looked at her phone screen.

"Everyone knows that I am an alien. They are asking me what Spider-Man looks like and who is the other man in the red tights, and what is my relationship with you..." Shenluo read the reply on the phone screen, Suddenly laughed. "Your fans want to know if you're an uncle in your 30s."

Peter looked at Shenluo's Werther, the small brown curly hair hanging on his forehead slightly blocked his sight.

"Hahaha, here's someone who recommends herself to be your girlfriend." Shenluo clicked to view the picture, it was a selfie of a blond, blue-eyed, big Yuexiong beauty.Shenluo turned to look at Peter and said, "She's beautiful."

"Well——" Peter touched his nose while looking at the selfie on his phone, raised his eyes and stared at Shenluo, and said, "I don't like this kind of thing."

"Then what kind of girl do you like?" Shenluo turned to look at the phone again, and continued to read the reply below.

Peter looked at Shenluo, her big black eyes reflected her profile.He whispered, "Blue eyes...orange hair—"

"Ohfucker" Deadpool cursed suddenly, put the notebook on his lap and typed.

"What's the matter?" Shenluo asked hastily, got up and ran to Deadpool to look at his laptop screen. "Hahahaha-hahahaha he-he said you sing like a screaming chicken, hahahaha, screaming chicken, hahahaha-oooooo-hahahaha-"

"—the girl." Peter couldn't stop laughing at Shenluo, and even mocked Deadpool by imitating the crow of a screaming chicken, but felt a little cute.He drank the last bit of beer in the jar, squeezed it and threw it into the trash can, feeling a little melancholy rarely.

"Shut up." Deadpool started to yell at Shenluo after he finished yelling at netizens. "He also said that you sing like you want to kill a pig."

"What! This bastard!" Shenluo became angry when he heard it, and directly lifted the notebook on Deadpool's lap and threw it on the wall.

Deadpool turned his head and glanced at Peter, then looked at Shenluo and said, "This is Little Spider's notebook."

"Ah! Isn't it yours?" Shenluo was startled, and quickly ran over to pick up the notebook on the ground, but the notebook was broken.Shenluo glanced at Peter secretly, then quietly hid the broken notebook behind her back. "Ahem, Deadpool, it seems to be very late, let's go."

"I've seen Shenluo, you broke my laptop." Peter said to Shenluo, spreading his hands. "There's still my homework in it."

"Don't be angry, I just got angry and forgot that this is yours, I will find a way to fix it for you." Shenluo smiled flatteringly at Peter, and kept his hands behind his back so as not to show him the broken notebook.

Deadpool swiped Witt with Shenluo's mobile phone, and suddenly saw a trending search, saying: "Shenluo, Tony Stark @你了."

"Let me see."

Oh, Deadpool is such a nuisance.Peter, who was about to say something, was interrupted again. He stretched out his hand and put all his hair back on his head, leaning on the sofa and looking at the ceiling.

"He actually dislikes me, I will sing in front of him tomorrow."

"Yes, go and sing in front of him."

"...I can't sing."

"I teach you."

Peter: "..."

Get out of here, get out of my room!

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"Where does she live now?" Peter looked at Shenluo sleeping on his bed, and glanced at the time on the wall, it was already morning.

"Oh, my house."

"What???" Peter stood up in shock, watched Deadpool kick him as if nothing had happened, and asked, "What happened? Captain."

"How do I know, anyway, she is alone now, so I took her in at home, and there is a black cat. That black cat is so fierce, it always scratches me."

Peter looked Deadpool up and down with an indescribable expression.

"What?" Deadpool looked up at Peter.

Peter threw the man out with Deadpool in hand, and closed the door with a "bang".

Deadpool stood outside in a daze, feeling the coolness of the wind blowing his balls.He immediately turned around and slammed on the door, shouting as he slammed on the door: "Little spider, come out, come out! If you have the ability to drive people away, you can open the door for me. If you don't open the door, I will say that the little spider is here! I shouted Already! I really called someone!"

Peter opened the door again, threw Deadpool's double knives into his arms and closed the door.

"Wait." Deadpool stuck his hand in the crack of the door and said, "What else?"

"What else?"

"Ah!" Deadpool looked Peter up and down again, and said, "I'm afraid that at night—"

"I'm still afraid of what you will do to her at night!" Peter's ears were a little red, but he still looked at Deadpool with a disgusted face, and the dead duck's mouth was stiff.

This guy is the worst! ! !

Deadpool looked at Peter with a complicated expression, and said, "You think too much, I'm afraid of what she will do to you."

"Who thinks too much! You are the only one who thinks about indescribable things all day long!"

Deadpool:"…………"

"I mean she doesn't sleep honestly, what are you thinking? XXOO? I won't choose to fuck her no matter how horny I am?! At most, I can masturbate a few times in front of her!"

Peter: "..."

Actually said it.

"I didn't think about that!!!"

Deadpool looked at the blushing Peter, and suddenly put his arm around his shoulders and sat with him on the doorstep, and said, "Stop pretending in front of me, when she didn't come back, who kept nagging in my ear?" I have always remembered it clearly."

"I just miss my friends, okay?"

"Okok, I understand, the troubles of teenagers, I also came here." Deadpool patted Peter on the shoulder and said, "Would you like to listen to my experience as a person who has been here."

"You can't do this all the time, that girl will only treat you as a brother and a friend."

Peter curled his lips, and after thinking for a while, he said awkwardly to Deadpool: "Tell me."

"For the kind of girl who doesn't get the hang of it, you should just hit the straight ball, go up to her and say 'I love you, fuck/sex with me'"

Peter: "..."

This straight shot is a bit too much.I will be beaten!

"If you agree, you can have a good time. If you don't agree, it means that she doesn't like you. Then find someone else."

Is this the experience of those who have been here?

Peter watched Deadpool in silence for a while, then suddenly punched him on the left side of the face, sending him flying to the opposite side of the road.

Well, cool!

Peter stood up, stretched himself, and closed the door.