I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

"Mr. Joestar, what happened?"

"Look, the plane is going down!!!" The white-haired middle-aged man looked confident, pointing to the scenery outside the window.

Shenluo fell directly from the chair, hitting her head on the ground with a 'boom' sound, but she still slept soundly and did not wake up.Bucky also noticed something was wrong, jumped off the chair and slapped Shenluo's face with a meat pad.

"Shenluo, wake up."

Shenluo groaned a few times and still didn't wake up. Seeing this, Ba Ji Miao's eyes sank, and she decided to use Meow Meow's claws to catch her.

"Meow meow meow meow—"

A dozen new scars appeared on Shenluo's face immediately.

"What what? What happened? Is there an alien attack?" Shenluo picked up Ba Ji Miao and sat up in her arms, looking around vigilantly.

"No, the plane is about to crash!!!" The middle-aged man covered his head with his hands and said loudly, his expression a little broken. "This is the fourth time I have experienced a crash!!!"

Passengers panicked immediately after hearing his words, seeing through the window that they were indeed descending.

"Where's the captain? Where's the captain? What's going on!"

"Am I going to die?"

"........."

"........."

When Shenluo heard that the plane crashed, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's just a plane crash! It's okay, I'm going back to sleep, and I'll be called in 5 minutes."

Ba Ji Meow: "..."

You are fucking wrong again!In this situation, I still want to go back to sleep! ! !

Seeing that Shenluo was really about to fall asleep, Bucky immediately stretched out his paw and patted her on the face. "Don't sleep!"

"Let's jump on the chair!" Er Qiao pulled the chair up with brute force and said to everyone.

Just an ordinary passenger: "..."

Crazy man! ! !The chair is not a parachute, and you will die if you jump off it!

"Don't worry, I have experience in this kind of thing, and nothing will happen." Er Qiao said with confidence, and he lifted the chair vigorously against his shoulders.

"Crack."

Er Qiao's face turned purple for a moment, and his movements froze immediately.

"Mr. Joestar, what's the matter with you?" Er Qiao's black man asked eagerly, and the anxious mouth around him was about to get angry.

Er Qiao's face was full of pain and remorse. He completely forgot that he was very young when the plane crashed and jumped out of the air with the chair in his arms, and the chair is very heavy now.

"The waist is flashing." Er Qiao threw down the chair and supported his old waist, a little sighing that he is really old.

Shenluo yawned and stood up to take a look at the situation, and said, "It's okay, I'll just jump down and catch the plane later."

Crazy you!Can you catch the plane?

The eyes of the passengers looking at Erqiao and Shenluo changed. Did these two people escape from the mental hospital? ! ! !

"But down there is the ocean!"

Shenluo said solemnly, "It looks like I'm going to jump into the sea!" Shenluo put Bajimeow on top of his head, picked up the chair, and went to the hatch to jump into the sea.

"Girl help me, respect the old and love the old!!!" Er Qiao shouted while stretching out Erkang's hand to Shenluo.

"Okay, I'll burn some more paper for you."

"No, take me to jump into the sea together."

Shenluo looked back at Erqiao, sighed and said, "It's really troublesome."

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Fortunately, no one was killed in this plane crash. Most people were more or less injured and fell into the sea waiting for rescue.Only Shenluo, Steve, and Er Qiao Ba Ji Meow were fine.

Seeing that it was cold, hungry and thirsty, and it was time to eat breakfast, Shenluo looked at the two planes that had crashed into the sea and said, "I'll go find something to eat."

"Be careful, don't get close to the engine, it's dangerous there, it might explode at any moment." Steve looked at the remnant of the plane with his eyes open, and said, "I'll go with you."

The surviving passengers stopped their urge to find their luggage when they heard what Steve said, because there had been an explosion before, which had brought terrible psychological shadows to most of them.

"I'll go too." Er Qiao said in a deep voice, posing for Shenluo. "As a man, I won't just stay where I am and wait for rescue!"

Steve: "..."

Shenluo has gone.

"I packed a box of food, all of which are full." Shenluo said when she found her yellow suitcase on the plane.

"It's only enough for you alone." Steve looked at the food in Shenluo's suitcase, and it was really full of biscuits, chocolates, bread, mougan, etc.

"Oh good, there are sandwiches." Er Qiao said as he reached out to eat the sandwich that he wanted to take away from Shenluo's suitcase.

Shenluo punched Fei Erqiao, and said indifferently: "This is my sandwich."

"Shenluo, give him one." Steve rummaged in the suitcase with some headaches, collected blankets and thick clothes for the people outside, and casually said to Shenluo.

"No!" Shenluo said holding the food. "Steve, you also said that I don't have enough to eat myself, so why give it to strangers!"

Steve: "..."

"Girl, I can buy it with money." Er Qiao came over with his left face swollen into a steamed bun, squatted in front of Shenluo, took out his wallet, and planned to spend twice as much to buy a sandwich.

"I'm sorry, grandpa, you won't sell it even if you pay ten times more during this special period." Shenluo opened a pack of biscuits to eat, and even broke a small piece of biscuit in his heart to eat, because Bucky put it on the ground. Refuse to eat at all. "Anyway, you're about to go into the ground, let the young ones survive first."

"I'm still in my prime, I won't be a problem if I crash a few more times!"

With a biscuit in its mouth, Shenluo took out a towel from someone else's suitcase, wrapped it around Ba Ji Miao's body, and rubbed it to dry its wet hair.

Bucky, who still looks like a cat, concentrated on chewing the biscuit in his mouth, and realized that Shenluo didn't struggle to wipe his fur, but just shook his body to shake off the water on his body.

"I'm actually not as good as a cat." Er Qiao petrified.

Shenluo gave Er Qiao a sideways glance, put Baji Meow on top of her head and said, "Miao Miao is much cuter than you."

Ba Ji Meow lay on top of Shenluo's head and flicked his tail lazily, looking at Er Qiao with more disdain and disdain.

"I have a grandson who is also very cute."

Shenluo closed the trunk and said indifferently: "Oh, what does that have to do with me!"

Er Qiao pondered for a while, then slapped Shenluo on the shoulder and laughed loudly, and said, "Do you need a younger brother? A cute and handsome younger brother. I can trade my grandson for a sandwich with you!"

"How can everyone walk around the rivers and lakes without a little brother by his side anytime, anywhere!"

Shenluo paused, a little hesitant.If you think about it carefully, what he said is completely fine!

It's really impressive to have a younger brother following behind!

"Okay! A sandwich."

"okay"

Shenluo opened the suitcase and took out a sandwich for Erqiao, thought for a while and gave him a bottle of water, and said, "Just write the contract, so that you won't deny it in the future."

Er Qiao froze, and a drop of cold sweat came out of his forehead.

"This this----"

"Did you lie to me just now?" Shenluo saw that Er Qiao was a little hesitant, and his face immediately became serious.

Ba Ji Miao, nestled on top of Shenluo's head, also moved in line with her, staring at Er Qiao with blue eyes.

"No, of course not." Er Qiao scratched his head and said with an embarrassed smile: "Isn't it just to sign and write the contract, I will write it right away."

Two Joe sold his grandson for a sandwich in less than 10 minutes.If Jotaro found out, he would probably beat his own grandfather to death, he would never be soft-hearted!

Steve, who wanted to speak for Er Qiao, fell silent for a moment.

They waited in the sea for four or five hours before being rescued, and then they were taken to the police station for questioning to find out the cause of the plane crash.Steve, Shenluo and the others quietly left midway without going to the police station, and Er Qiao also boarded his private jet early because of his extensive connections.

"Steve, I think the plane crash was all because of him, an unlucky guy, who would have experienced three or four plane crashes in his life." Shenluo said while sitting on the suitcase and looking at Steve.

Ba Ji Meow nodded.

Maybe it just happened to be very comfortable on the top of Shenluo's head, which caused Bajimiao to stay on top of Shenluo's head and use Shenluo's head as his temporary nest.

"You can't say that." Steve put the bought fast food on the table, and said to her while he was busy: "Shenluo, you have experienced four or five explosions when you came to Earth. Don't tell me that every time you experience an explosion with you Is it because of you unlucky ghost?"

"No, it's the unlucky Deadpool."

"Heh—" Steve poked Shenluo's forehead with his chopsticks, and said, "Stop making excuses, eat quickly."

"Okay." Shenluo picked up the chopsticks and began to eat. "Are we going to live here?"

"Of course not." Steve glanced around, the environment here is not very good, it should be said to be very bad, old building, not clean.Car apartments, providing accommodation for people who are short-distance or have no money, cash transactions, it is difficult to find out that they live here. "Just live here for a few days, and will move out in a few days."

"it is good."

"I'm going out to meet an old friend tomorrow, can you two go together?" Steve took a big mouthful of pasta with chopsticks, looked up, and found that Bucky was resting on Shenluo's head, with two front paws Hold the remote control to turn on the TV and tune to the TV station that is broadcasting the Victoria's Secret fashion show.

Steve "..."

"Bucky, don't you eat? I bought you pizza."

Ba Ji Meow flicked his tail coldly and ignored Steve.

"I just fed it a few donuts, so it shouldn't be hungry now." Shenluo said while eating.No matter whether she lowers her head or raises her head, Ba Ji Meow firmly grasps her head so that it does not fall off, and the ball heads tied on both sides just hold Ba Ji Meow in the middle.

"Good, it seems that you can get along very well." Steve nodded with a complicated face, at least Bucky won't use his claws to grab Shenluo now. "Can you go out tomorrow and look for a house to rent?"

"Okay," Bucky said.