I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

Peter was tired all day today, he was in class and went out to fight crimes. He was directed by Aunt Mei to buy eggs when he got home. He opened the bedroom door and saw that Shenluo was sitting on his chair playing computer. The guy in the shirt lay on his bed and opened a magazine.

What is this doing? ? ?

Peter closed and opened the door again, and the two were still there.

"Yo, Peter!"

"Yo, bug!"

Yo what a ghost!Seeing the two people greeting him familiarly, Peter felt like a group of mud horses galloping past.He ran to Shenluo and covered the laptop, his face was reddish and he growled at Shenluo: "What are you doing in my room?!"

"Don't worry, I've seen it, there are no dirty movies in it." Deadpool said calmly, scratched the bottom with his hand and glanced at the magazine. "Your collection of magazines is not good enough!"

"you……"

"Peter, we have business to ask you today!" Shenluo said to Peter with a serious expression, with a solemn expression that I want to entrust the safety of the world to you.

"What?" Peter looked at Shenluo in a daze.

Shenluo turned on Peter's computer again, and opened a file in the USB flash drive.

"The picture on your desktop is very beautiful."

"Yeah, yes, thank you. It was taken when we went to Gotham, and it included me and the captain." Peter thought of Shenluo and saw the picture on his desktop and wanted to cover his face, because it was a picture of Shenluo eating buns .

Deadpool who was reading a magazine suddenly glanced at Peter when he heard Peter say this, and whistled frivolously.

"By the way, who are you! Why are you lying on my bed and reading my magazines!"

"Deadpool, your good friend." Deadpool pointed at Peter with a pistol gesture.

Peter had a cold face.

Get out, who is your good friend.

"Peter, look quickly, this is it." Shenluo tugged at Peter's sleeve, telling him to quickly read the file she opened.

Peter: "..."

You show me what your homework requires.

Peter suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Peter, I'll leave my homework to you. You need to finish it quickly. I have to hand it in tomorrow." Shenluo patted Peter's shoulder as he passed by. gone.

Deadpool also stood up and patted Peter on the shoulder, shaking his head to leave.

"Wait, you asked me to write your homework? No, I don't know how to write. You can ask me if you don't know anything, and I will explain it to you, but it is impossible to write for you."

"What did you say? Tell me again." Shenluo suddenly turned around and looked at Peter fiercely, stepped on the chair and yelled at him like a little girl: "Don't dare to say no to your boss, brat! Tired of living."

"If you don't write, I'll cut off your balls on both sides!" Deadpool drew out his two knives and turned to face Peter, making a wretched gesture of a monkey stealing a peach. "Fat friend, brother kindly tell you, listen to me and her."

"Peter, are you okay?" Aunt Mei, who was cooking dinner in the kitchen downstairs, asked loudly when she heard the voice from upstairs.

"Yes, I'm fine." Peter quickly walked over to close the bedrooms, and said firmly to the two, "Impossible."

"Then I will block you at the door of my house and beat you up every day!"

"I'll take your pocket money for dinner every day!"

Seeing the ugly faces of the two, Peter sighed slightly, and said, "Even if you threaten me like the bullies in the TV series, I will not give in."

And I will beat you!I will really beat you!Use the binding skills on you, hang you in the air and blow the cold wind!

Shenluo and Deadpool looked at each other and decided to use another method.

"Peter, please, help me." Shenluo stepped forward and hugged Peter, put his arms around his waist and said softly: "I heard that Peter is super smart, you are a master Peter! !"

Peter put his arms around Shenluo and hugged her back, patted her on the head and sighed, "Shenluo."

"impossible!"

Shenluo ruthlessly let go of Peter, turned around and punched Deadpool on the nose, and shouted loudly: "It's all your fault, the idea is useless. What if I can't hand in my homework tomorrow? If something happens to me, you two None of you can escape, if you die, everyone will die together, I will never let you go!"

"I told you I don't want to go to school! The teachers in this school are poisonous! How do they know that Deadpool wrote the paper for me?"

Deadpool felt very wronged by being punched for no reason, so he turned back and punched hard.

"Ohfuck, I wrote you a 250, [-]-word paper, is that how you treat your little friend?" Deadpool felt more and more wronged as he thought about it, because he was scratching his head when he worked so hard to write the paper He lost all his hair, but Shenluo was eating and watching TV at the time.It is simply unbearable! "Can you write that much? You can't write ten words."

"A 100-word essay, if you write more than [-] words, you go off topic and run to the other side of the Pacific Ocean, and even a few Hulks can't get back!"

"Didn't you think it was great when you glanced at it at the time! Now you have to rewrite and blame me!"

"At that time, I thought the words printed on the white paper were beautiful!"

"So you didn't even look at the contents inside!"

"…………"

When the two of them were arguing, Peter had already sat in front of the computer and read the requirements of Shenluo homework again, searching for some information.

"Shenluo, come here, I found some information that you can read and refer to." Peter called Shenluo to come over, and seeing her bewildered expression, he remembered that Shenluo was from an alien planet, and it wasn't that he had been in the same place since he was a child. Growing up on the earth, it is estimated that the knowledge in the earth school is very strange.Although her classmates are mutants, most of them have the basics, unlike Shenluo, who only learned the spoken language. "Shenluo, have you been exposed to these before? Do you understand?"

Shenluo looked at Peter with a smile, and said, "I don't understand, I haven't been to school."

Peter: "........."

Deadpool laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, he fell down on Peter's bed and looked at them and said, "I want to tell an alien about Newton and Einstein. You are awesome, buddy!"

Peter has a headache, what should he tell Shenluo!

"You can talk to her about elementary school, no, pre-school knowledge, so you can get acquainted with the process of being a teacher in advance."

"Shut up!" Peter turned his head and scolded Deadpool angrily. When he turned his head, he found that Shenluo's index finger was touching his forehead, and the nails became sharp and long at that moment.

"Peter, let's start writing." Shenluo looked at Peter with a gloomy expression, as if he wanted to get serious.

"impossible!"

Shenluo put away his hands, and said discouragedly: "Forget it, I'll go to school tomorrow with a pack of explosives on my back."

Deadpool applauded Shenluo, admiring this warrior who dared to sacrifice.

Dare to blow up Professor X's beloved school, buddy, you are amazing!

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This is the first time for Shenluo to be a guest at the house of her little friend Peter. She sat at the dining table, looked at the food on the table with a bright smile, and chatted with Aunt Mei.

"Shenluo, are you Asian?"

"No, I'm an alien—"

"No!" Peter said loudly suddenly, covering Shenluo's voice.

Aunt Mei and Shenluo stared at Peter suspiciously.

"Shenluo is... yes, of mixed race." Peter stumbled and lied to Aunt Mei, looking at Shenluo's fairer skin sitting under the light, he said with certainty: "Yes, Shenluo is of mixed race."

"Very good! You are very beautiful. Then how old are you?" Aunt Mei poured a glass of lemonade for Shenluo, and asked again like checking the household registration. "Sorry, it's just that Peter brought a girl home for the first time, and I'm so happy."

"No problem, I'm 14 years old." Shenluo nodded, taking the lemonade with both hands. "Actually, I've wanted to meet Aunt Mei for a long time. I heard that your cooking skills are very good, so I really wanted to come over for a meal, but Peter never invited me over. Aunt Mei, you are very beautiful, you look like Peter sister, not aunt."

Peter looked at Shenluo silently, and you are the only one who can speak! ! !

"Haha, I really look like Peter's sister? Really Peter, I should have let me meet you earlier. Did you travel to the metropolis with you a while ago?" Aunt Mei stood beside Shenluo, with her hands resting on the dining table He smiled happily, and couldn't hide the smile in his eyes. "You are only two years younger than Peter, so there must be a lot of topics between you. Oh, wait a minute." Aunt Mei heard the oven ringing and hurriedly turned and returned to the kitchen to serve food.

Seeing Aunt Mei leave, Peter immediately leaned into Shenluo's ear and said to her, "Hey, don't tell Aunt Mei that you are an alien, and don't let her know that I have been to Gotham. Also, don't talk nonsense."

"Where am I talking nonsense!"

"You said Aunt May looked like my sister."

"She is very pretty!"

"…………"

"What are you whispering again?"

"No, I didn't say anything." Peter straightened up and looked at Aunt Mei seriously, but Aunt Mei smiled narrowly, as if there was some adultery between him and Shenluo.

Aunt Mei, please don't gossip like this!Really just friends!

"Is it baked rice with chicken drumsticks and cheese?" Shenluo sniffled, smelling the aroma.

"Yes, do you like it?"

Shenluo nodded, and said with an expression of eagerness to activate, "I like it very much!"

"I'll make it for you next time you come!" Aunt Mei said happily looking at Shenluo, but her expression turned cold when she met Peter. "If I didn't suddenly go upstairs to have a look today, how long will you keep it from me!"

Peter: "........."

Wrong!Aunt May!

I don't even know how Shenluo got into my room today!

"Don't be angry, Aunt Mei, I will come over often for dinner in the future."

Oops!Aunt Mei, don't let a big eater come over for dinner, you will be exhausted!Our family will be eaten up! ! !

"I found a part-time job recently." Peter successfully shifted the topic to himself.

Shenluo, who was full of food and drink, completely forgot about homework, and the next day——

Logan: "Shenluo, where is your homework?"

Shenluo stood up calmly and said to Logan, "Teacher Logan, I can explain this."

"When I went out this morning, I encountered a big explosion. I saw the ordinary people who were attacked were very heartbroken. I resolutely dropped my schoolbag to help them fight off the bad guys. However, the friends who were helped by me actually picked up my schoolbag. I gave it to me, and I categorically rejected their kindness and sent the injured child to the hospital, forgetting to take the schoolbag." Shenluo said solemnly and deeply: "The situation was urgent at that time, so I can't afford to hesitate!"

Logan: "..."

"Go out and stand!"

The author has something to say: This afternoon, the computer suddenly had a problem and shut down, and I didn’t have time to save it... More than half of the words I wrote are gone (╥╯﹏╰╥)?

At that time, my mentality was a little broken, and I was depressed——

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