I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

Shenluo and Deadpool were sitting on a park bench, each holding an ice cream cone more than 30 centimeters long.They looked a bit embarrassed, Deadpool's clothes were torn, and his spirit was disheveled.Surviving safely under such a big explosion, I have to say that the lives of these two people are like Xiaoqiang, and they cannot be killed.

"Give me yours if you don't eat it." Shenluo saw that the cone in Deadpool's hand was about to melt, but he didn't take a bite.

"Impossible!" Deadpool took off his hood, opened his mouth and took a bite of the ice cream, his teeth were almost loose from the ice.

"Huh——" Shenluo saw Deadpool's appearance for the first time, and moved back in surprise. "You look like a cookie!"

Deadpool squinted his eyes, "Shut up, I don't want to hear you talking."

"I've already treated you to ice cream, so please forgive me." Shenluo spoke softly, obviously guilty and wronged.

"Because of you, my last battle suit is broken again and I can't wear it anymore. If you don't kill them, they will kill us! Me! Although I can't die, I am still a little sad. I am so popular and have many fans , but also to make a second personal film."

"But I said that I want to change, I don't want to kill people, I kill people because of money, what I said before will become a joke." Shenluo stepped on the chair with her arms around her legs, slightly lowered her head and looked at her knees . "I'm sorry this happened, but it would be annoying to make an agreement with someone and not keep it."

"This kind of thing is normal. I often set a flag with my girlfriend and get slapped in the face. The most embarrassing thing is to promise her eighteen times a night, but..." Deadpool covered his face.

"Is it really okay for you to do this? Tell a beautiful young girl about this."

"Beautiful girl? Where is it?"

"The beautiful girl sitting next to you."

"The one sitting next to me is a gorilla."

"Alongside the gorilla is a humanoid cookie."

"A King Kong gorilla next to Cookie in the human form."

"The King Kong orangutan is surrounded by human-shaped pies."

"Next to the human pie is a T-Rex."

"Beside the Tyrannosaurus rex are fine pimples."

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It's a boring conversation until a kid on a bike walks by, takes the USB drive they left on the trash can, and throws a school backpack in the trash.

"Oh, damn it! You actually stuck the USB drive to the chewing gum."

When Deadpool saw the child who had been recruited, he immediately became energetic, jumped up, and snatched the cartoon's backpack.Shenluo also grabbed the bag at the same time, opened it and saw that it was full of bundled rolls of money, at least hundreds of thousands of dollars.

"This is your thirty-seven cents? Thirty-seven cents???" Shenluo took two rolls of money at random, which was already twenty thousand.

"That's right, three to seven points. The task fee of 150 million, deducting the agency fee of 8, you are 140, and I am [-] million, that's right! My calculation is correct, what's the problem?" Deadpool looked innocently. Looking at her, he explained in great detail.

Shenluo almost jumped up, and said loudly in surprise: "This is a big problem! This agency fee is cheaper than my commission! You are bullying newcomers, bullying children!"

"I used to kill people for more than this price, and I would not accept that order if it was less than ten million."

"You also talked about the past, and the hero doesn't mention the past. If you don't bully the newcomers, why should you bully the big boss who gave the money." Deadpool spread his hands in a helpless manner. "Think about it, if I don't look for you, can you get the money? Who will look for you, your boss? A salary of [-] a day, students and part-time jobs are more than you."

"You all bully me, who came from an alien planet! Those who came from an alien planet are not human! Don't they just have no ID, why should we treat them differently!" wronged.

"No, no, aren't you a human? You are not a human! You are a night rabbit, and you are considered a race that is on the verge of extinction. Go apply for a subsidy! The author told me." Deadpool stretched out his index finger and picked My own ear, said: "If you want to live on the earth as an alien, you must abide by the rules here, and you must be prepared to be treated differently. People on our planet are still fighting each other. How can we give you a chance?" You get special treatment."

"Then did she tell you that the subsidy is only enough for one meal!!!" Shenluo yelled at Deadpool, spraying all the saliva on his face.

Deadpool silently wiped his face, then took out a circle of money from his bag and gave it to Shenluo.

I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!!!

Shenluo held a cowhide bag in his arms, which was full of money, all of which were snatched from Deadpool.She was furious and was about to go back to work and resign to the boss.It may be that the more urgent the less she wants, the Shenluo was blocked on the bridge halfway, and there was no movement for more than ten minutes.

"Brother, how long will it take!" Shenluo frequently looked at the scenery outside through the window, her legs were shaking. "I ran over and arrived early at this time."

"What are you in a hurry for? It's the rush hour now. It's still early. No matter how fast you run, you can pass four wheels as fast as you can. You'll probably be fine if you wait two to three 10 minutes."

twenty thirty...

Shenluo was speechless immediately.

She usually runs to work and has never taken a bus or a taxi. She wants to try it today, after all, she has earned a lot of money...

"Let's go here." Shenluo opened the car door, opened the umbrella and ran between the cars, completely ignoring the driver's yelling.

Compared with the vehicles that were still standing in place, Shenluo ran faster, and ran to the other side of the bridge in a short while.At this moment, a huge explosion sounded suddenly, and a giant mushroom cloud rose behind Shenluo.The center of the bridge crashed down, and the fragments of the explosion flew around with the flames. Shenluo was knocked down by the huge impact, and rolled forward for more than a dozen laps before stopping.

"boom----"

There were shrill screams, people fleeing in panic, and a crumbling bridge.

Shenluo stood up staggeringly. As someone who experienced two explosions in one day, it was really not suitable for her to travel today.

"Let's go, let's go."

"Go away! Don't stand here stupidly!"

"........."

Shenluo's ears were bleeding, everything she saw had afterimages, and people who were in a hurry to escape were pushing her roughly.

"Shut up!" Shenluo squatted down to pick up her umbrella, the sun was shining and glowing dutifully at this moment, which made Shenluo feel very annoying.

Shenluo gripped the handle of the umbrella tightly, but found that cracks gradually appeared on the bridge surface.Looking back, she saw that the thousand-meter-long bridge began to collapse from both sides centered on the place where the bridge was blasted.

"No, no, no." Looking at the cracks under her feet, Shenluo quickly shook her head, squeezed the kraft paper bag in her hand, turned around and ran forward but missed her foot.

"what!!"

At the critical moment of weightlessness, Shenluo immediately stretched out his hand to grab a steel bar protruding from the concrete, and held an umbrella in the other hand to block the sun, and he fell into the air precariously.

This thin steel bar cannot support the weight of Shenluo.

Shenluo looked at the brown paper bag that fell in a hurry, with a mournful face.Her money is going to be buried in the sea, and she hasn't warmed it yet.

"Hey, do you want to help?"