The neighbor is a yin and yang eye

Seeing that the question he asked was not nutritious, Jiang Yingyu replied him with one word: no.

An Sheng returned quite quickly, barely two seconds.

-Then what are you doing, oh, I see, Xueba!

"Hiss... I'm looking for smoke!" Jiang Yingyu gritted his teeth and sent a voice over. "Yes, scumbag!"

An Sheng clicked on the voice message sent by Jiang Yingyu, smiled, clicked on the voice message after thinking about it, and sent him a message.

"Hi... Tomorrow, it's up to you... Hip..."

"...Isn't it, isn't it alright?" Jiang Yingyu felt uncomfortable when he heard An Sheng hiccup and talk.

He sent another voice, "Do you want to go to the hospital to see, don't make any mistakes."

An Sheng laughed, and stopped teasing him, "I'm lying to you, it's been several hours, then I won't be the first person in the world to be killed by hiccups."

Jiang Yingyu suddenly couldn't stop laughing, this man is boring, tease him.

"Hey! What is your mobile phone number, please send it here." Jiang Yingyu suddenly sent such a message.

An Sheng suddenly remembered what he said to the girl in the afternoon, and couldn't help but say, "Sorry, I'm all from my family."

Childish is not childish!

Jiang Yingyu sent another message, "Can I be considered an outsider? Didn't you eat the noodles I cooked all afternoon, and you are still an outsider."

"Otherwise, the noodles will be digested." An Sheng said.

"You won't admit it after digesting it," Jiang Yingyu held his stomach and twisted his waist, thinking to digest it quickly, "Hurry up, don't make trouble."

After thinking about it, An Sheng sent the number, and after a while, an unfamiliar number called.

"Hello." An Sheng asked in a dragged voice, he knew who it was.

"Why are you so cheap," Jiang Yingyu said on the other end of the phone, "Hurry up and make a note for me, don't blacklist me."

Jiang Yingyu didn't know why he needed An Sheng's number. In fact, he just needed to have a WeChat account.

After hanging up the phone, An Sheng smiled and wrote Uncle Jiang to him.

And Jiang Yingyu made a note... Doraemon.

Why not!

Is there anything on An Sheng?You can find something anywhere.

The next day, An Sheng picked up the person and left. Unlike usual, Jiang Yingyu put his arm around An Sheng's waist today, and held the phone in the other.

An Sheng asked while riding, "Didn't you say hold my shoulder to stabilize it, why don't you hold it now?"

Jiang Yingyu said while replying to Xing Ke's message, "Why do you talk so much?"

"Fuck, what did I say about me, you think I talk too much after only one sentence," An Sheng said with a smile, "What are you doing, who are you chatting with, you are so focused."

When the road was not very flat, Jiang Yingyu had no choice but to hug An Sheng tightly in order not to be knocked over.

An Sheng tried to catch his breath, but he finally said, "Oh, relax a little bit, I'm going to strangle you in two."

Finally arrived at the school, the two went straight to the canteen.

An Sheng glanced at the melon seeds on the shelf, and asked him, "Would you like a bag?"

Jiang Yingyu stuffed a mouthful of cake and replied, "What do you think?"

"That's necessary."

Back in the classroom, Jiang Yingyu looked at the seats that had not changed. He was used to it. With this arrangement, students can write the cheat sheet on the table without any scruples, and wait for the papers to be handed out. How convenient.

Zhao Wen still walked into the classroom a few minutes ago, but he seemed quite calm.

If you want to ask why he is so calm, you have to talk about the cultural differences between China and the West.

It doesn't matter if he doesn't do well in the English test. Anyway, he has a good conscience, and he can comfort himself. Why don't he go abroad to study that stuff in the future.

An Sheng poked Jiang Yingyu and signaled him to stop eating, it was almost over, the whole classroom was filled with the sound of him eating melon seeds, it was too conspicuous.

After the test papers were handed out, the listening comprehension began, and Jiang Yingyu felt a little pain in his head.

This essay is a bit difficult...

After finishing, An Sheng let out a deep breath.

He read a book last night.

Today's English test, before it's time, there are quite a lot of people who handed in the papers, and there are only a few left in their exam room, including Jiang Yingyu.

"Xueba is going to get full marks in the exam!" Zhao Wen leaned against the wall and sighed.

An Sheng glanced inside, "Not necessarily, those who can get full marks in the exam don't have to stay so long."

That's right, if you know how to do it, then there's no need to turn your pen and look at the paper with a distressed look.

An Sheng didn't know if he was suffering or not, he only knew that Jiang Yingyu's pen was so good that it was about to fly.

"Then I won't wait for him. Anyway, you two can't get involved with me, so I'll go home and have dinner first." Zhao Wen rubbed his stomach and said.

An Sheng looked at him with a funny face, "What nonsense are you talking about, what's between us and you, it's weird."

"Who knows yours?" Zhao Wen shook his schoolbag, waved at him, and went downstairs.

What are you talking about?

An Sheng shook his head alone.

With 15 minutes left, Jiang Yingyu checked the questions. Just when An Sheng thought he was about to come out, he put the paper on the table, and started turning it again with a pen...

Fuck!

When the bell rang, only Jiang Yingyu and the invigilator were left in the classroom. After handing in the papers, the teacher finally left quickly as if liberated, and An Sheng came in to help collect the pens.

"Oh my god, how can you grind so hard!" An Sheng said, "The teacher can't wait to throw you out of the classroom."

The other classes were all over, and there was only one person in his classroom who was leisurely turning his pen and waiting for time. The teacher also reminded him several times that he didn't have to wait until the time was on time.

An Sheng looked irritating from the outside.

"I'm used to waiting until the time to hand in." Jiang Yingyu said as he put his schoolbag on his back.

An Sheng said nothing, "Okay, okay, let's go, I'm hungry."

In the afternoon, Jiang Yingyu's strong point is in general science, but as usual, he still needs to break some sunflower seeds.

After all the exams, almost the whole grade knew that the new student in Class [-] had to eat melon seeds before every exam.

anecdote.

Before class the next day, the teacher wrote the answers to the multiple-choice questions on the blackboard, and everyone went up to answer the questions with their papers in their hands, and a string of sighs floated among them.

Zhao Wen was right for a while, not daring to blink, and then looked at the paper in disbelief for a while, "No, this is wrong! How is it possible?"

An Sheng stood beside him and asked him, "What's wrong."

Zhao Wen ignored him and read it again. Then he slapped his thigh and breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll go, let me tell you, how could I get a multiple-choice question right? It turned out to be a correct answer. I was so scared to death." me."

Seeing that Zhao Wen resumed answering with a cheerful face, Jiang Yingyu shook his head aside.

He scored all the multiple-choice questions in mathematics and comprehensive science.

English is barely a pass, and Chinese is about the same.

"..." Zhao Wen looked at it again and again for a long time, and the more he looked at it, the more wrong it became, and suddenly he got off the podium sullenly, returned to the table and lay down on his stomach.

None of them are right...

"How about you?" Jiang Yingyu asked An Sheng. He saw that An Sheng was calm all the time, as if he had a winning ticket.

An Sheng looked at him, "What about it?"

"What else can it be? Have you got the answer right?" Jiang Yingyu glanced at the blackboard and asked him.

An Sheng turned around and walked towards his seat, "It's okay."

OK?This is modesty too!

Jiang Yingyu was about to follow, but Wu Zhe stopped him.

"Jiang Yingyu, did you find that the last math question is not right?" Wu Zhe said while holding the paper.

Because they handed in answer sheets, everyone kept the papers.

Jiang Yingyu glanced at the paper and nodded, "The condition given in that place should be wrong, and it should be changed to 1, otherwise it will be too big."

Wu Zhe looked at him with a full face of approval, because he didn't figure it out at the time, and after thinking about it for a long time after returning home, he realized that the question might be wrong.

The paper this time is not difficult, and the teacher of the question type just said that it is impossible to fail to do it according to the method.

Seeing what Jiang Yingyu said, it can only be that the topic is wrong.

Wu Zhe believed Jiang Yingyu's words very much, so he asked again, "Are you coming to my house to play on weekends? I bought a new game disc, come and try it?"

This was the second time Wu Zhe had invited him, and it would be unreasonable to shirk.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yingyu said, "Okay, let's go on Saturday, I will come to you on Saturday."

Wu Zhe hurriedly said, "Let me come to you, I'm afraid you don't know where my home is."

Wu Zhe smiled, shook the paper in his hand, "Class is over, you can go back."

Back at his seat, Jiang Yingyu took out the books and papers.

An Sheng supported his head with one hand, and looked sideways at Jiang Yingyu.

"What are you two talking about? It's been a long time talking and laughing."

Jiang Yingyu paused while holding the pen, and looked at An Sheng, "Can you straighten your tongue before you speak, I want to slap you like this."

Still humming!

Jiang Yingyu said that An Sheng is really naive sometimes.

At this moment the teacher also came in, An Sheng yelled lazily and stood up.

After sitting down, Jiang Yingyu poked An Sheng, and said in a low voice, "You haven't eaten, you're so weak, it's so ugly."

An Sheng looked up at him lazily, and answered in a drawn-out tone, "Uh... nah..."

"Fuck..." Jiang Yingyu turned his face away.

An Sheng's day was not quite right.

Back home at night, Jiang Yingyu finished his homework for correcting mistakes, and was just about to go to bed when Xing Ke called.

"Do you know that calling at this moment is very disturbing," Jiang Yingyu said while sitting on the bed under the quilt, "I'm going to sleep."

Xing Ke, who was on the opposite side, smiled, sat at the table and twirled the pen in his hand and said, "I'm still exhausted, are you going to sleep?"

"That's not true, who told me to finish my homework," Jiang Yingyu teased him with a smile, "Come on, boy!"

Xing Ke couldn't stop laughing over there, and he didn't know which sentence hit his point of laughter.

Jiang Yingyu said, "You can just send a message at this point in the future, don't call, you know?"

It's not good if you don't pick up, but if you do, he won't say anything for a long time, just chattering.

Xing Ke glanced at the unfinished exercise book and said, "All right, all right, I'm afraid you'll be lonely. If you can't fall asleep, I can sing you a lullaby."

God damn lullaby.

Jiang Yingyu was also amused by him.