The neighbor is a yin and yang eye

The smell of gunpowder between the two became stronger and stronger, and they happened to pass by the wonton stand where the two often ate.

When the boss saw the two of them, he immediately stuck his head out of the kitchen window and shouted at them, "An Sheng, you two are eating wontons again, hurry up, I just cooked it, it will be ready soon."

"Don't eat, I'm not in the mood." An Sheng said.

"Don't eat." Jiang Yingyu also replied.

The voices of the two were mixed together, and it was almost impossible to hear who said what, but the boss could still hear the main content.

"Oh, then...uh...then tomorrow, you can eat tomorrow." The boss shrank his head back in embarrassment, secretly lamenting that the small business is not easy to do.

Jiang Yingyu looked at An Sheng in a blink of an eye, and saw that he was also looking at him. The two looked at each other for a while, and An Sheng suddenly laughed, as if something was wrong, he turned his face and continued to laugh.

"No," Jiang Yingyu didn't hold back his laughter, "What the hell are you laughing at!"

He didn't know what An Sheng was laughing at, and he didn't know what he was laughing at. Even when he saw An Sheng laughing, he couldn't help laughing, and the smile still touched his face, and the wound on his stomach was throbbing with pain.

The two laughed louder and louder, until An Sheng hugged his stomach and looked out of breath, the laughing battle barely ended.

"I'm fucking dying from laughing." An Sheng rubbed his belly, his cheeks were sore from laughing, "You've sat in an extended Rolls-Royce before!"

Jiang Yingyu also took a breath, suppressed that breath, and put on an appearance that he didn't know An Sheng again, "None of your business."

An Sheng raised his hands above his head with a helpless expression, "Oh, that's all right, let's get in the car quickly, what if I fail the exam in a while."

It's actually not too late now, but Jiang Yingyu's legs and feet are not very convenient, if he jumps over slowly like him, when will it be.

Jiang Yingyu turned around and continued walking, "I was just beaten up last night, and I don't want to ride in that person's car."

Seeing Jiang Yingyu's stubbornness, An Sheng kicked twice more, with both hands lying on the handle.

"Hey! No, won't your conscience hurt when you say this? Who did it first last night... Oh, okay, can I apologize to you? Why do you hold grudges so much!" Ann Cheng turned his face and looked at Jiang Yingyu who was looking up at the front, "Didn't you beat me up last night too? Are the two clean?"

Clean up?

Jiang Yingyu stopped and glanced at him, just when An Sheng thought he was going to say something, he turned his head and left again.

"No... Are you a man?" An Sheng shouted, and kicked again, "Hey! What happened last night, in fact, the two of us can't tell who is right and who is wrong, I know you are in a bad mood , but you can't get angry with grandma, right, hey, let me reason with you!"

An Sheng spoke halfway, looked at Jiang Yingyu's back, and finally stopped when he saw the person, and continued, "Grandma is a very special person to me, without her, there would be no me, you don't understand It doesn't matter what she means to me, but what I want to tell you is, whoever dares to make grandma wronged, even if I don't want this life, I have to kill him."

"Then kill me," Jiang Yingyu turned around and looked at An Sheng.

An Sheng didn't speak, the two just watched like this, until Jiang Yingyu's stomach growled, both of them were taken aback.

"...The pancake was good last time." Jiang Yingyu said suddenly.

An Sheng was taken aback, cake?What cake?

After reacting, An Sheng gritted his teeth and laughed, "Oh, that! Come up, I'll take you to eat pancakes."

An Sheng took this step very quickly, Jiang Yingyu didn't say anything, and limped into the car.

"Last night, I'm sorry," An Sheng said suddenly, reaching out to touch Jiang Yingyu's head, "Will it affect the exam?"

"..." Jiang Yingyu patted his hand away, but his heart was agitated, "I don't know, if I fail the exam, you will beat me up."

"Where is this?" An Sheng smiled and asked again, "By the way, what's wrong with your feet, I didn't fix them for you last night, did I?"

Jiang Yingyu was a little ashamed and embarrassed thinking about kicking the door and breaking the flip flops.

"Let me tell you, I am a super vengeful person." Jiang Yingyu said suddenly after being bored for a while.

An Sheng continued, "I don't hold grudges, and I have a very strong forgetfulness. Basically, if something happened to get angry yesterday, I will live as I want the next day."

It is indeed the same as what grandma said, this must be so nerve-wracking.

Jiang Yingyu shook that foot, "What I want to tell you is that I remember what you scolded me yesterday."

"..." An Sheng suddenly couldn't take over this, so he could only lift his foot and start pedaling his bicycle.

It was still early when they arrived at the school, and the two came to the examination room. Jiang Yingyu looked at the seating chart pasted on the door and realized that each examination room was almost for the same class.

"Is this interesting?" Jiang Yingyu looked at the piece of paper, obviously unable to understand.

An Sheng was at the table behind Jiang Yingyu, putting away the bag. He watched as Jiang Yingyu took out a bag of melon seeds and began to crack.

"We don't have many classes here, so why are we so careful? Besides, there aren't that many classrooms, so you can squeeze as much as you can," An Sheng reached out and took a few melon seeds, "Besides, isn't it more convenient to know each other?" what?"

Jiang Yingyu took the melon seeds to An Sheng's table and continued knocking, "What's the convenience?"

An Sheng stopped eating melon seeds, he forgot that Jiang Yingyu is a top student.

"Hey," An Sheng suddenly smiled obscenely, "Well, take care of it later."

……

When Zhao Wen came to the classroom, there was not much time left for the exam. The teacher had already stood on the podium and started sorting out the test papers, while Jiang Yingyu and An Sheng were still eating melon seeds.

In a panic, he put down the sleeves of his school uniform, walked to the side of the two with his hands in a weird posture, and took a melon seed for a look.

"What's the matter with you two?" Zhao Wen asked, "The exam is about to take place, and you're still eating melon seeds. It's poisonous for you two... Oh no, you two have bruised noses and swollen faces, what's the matter?"

An Sheng stopped knocking now, clapped his hands and took out the pen.

"He said that after he ate melon seeds, he could get through the two veins of Ren and Du," An Sheng said, avoiding Zhao Wen's subsequent questions.

Zhao Wen frowned upon hearing this, what the hell?Eating melon seeds can open up the two veins of Ren and Du?

"That's bullshit!" Zhao Wen obviously didn't believe it. Isn't this nonsense, "An Zi, your cheat sheet, let me take a look."

An Sheng said, "I'm sorry, I won't be able to use that thing for the Chinese test this morning."

For Chinese, you can get a hundred and twelve in the exam, but you can't get a full score, so why do you do that.

Jiang Yingyu looked at An Sheng, obviously this guy was acting aggressive again.

At this moment, Zhao Wen was taken aback, language?

"A few eggs, I remembered it wrong!" Zhao Wen said with a sad face, "I remembered it in English!"

Jiang Yingyu got a melon seed stuck in his throat by his words, and coughed desperately for a long time.

But at this moment, the teacher asked everyone to return to their seats quickly and stop talking.

An Sheng asked Zhao Wen to go back, threw him the answer after a while, and then coaxed him back.

Because Wu Zhe was sitting in front, the teacher asked him to distribute the papers too, but suddenly he saw a classmate behind him turn around with something in his hands, and he hurriedly stopped.

"That classmate in the back, what are you doing! What is in your hand, ah! The exam hasn't started yet, and there is no discipline at all. Which class! What's your name?"

The teacher asked Wu Zhe to hand out the papers first, and frowned at the person who turned around, "Come up."

"Teacher, I'll throw a melon seed shell..." Jiang Yingyu walked up holding the melon seed shell.

As soon as he said this, the students were so ridiculous that they told the teacher his confusing name again.

The teacher couldn't hold back his face, so he had to yell twice, "The exam is coming soon, you still have time to eat melon seeds, you don't care about the exam too much, hurry up and throw it away."

After Jiang Yingyu threw away the melon seed shells, he wiped his hands again, and the students burst into laughter again.

The exam finally started, Jiang Yingyu glanced at all the questions on the paper, and the sound of turning the paper was inexplicably abrupt.

"..." Jiang Yingyu ignored those eyes looking at him, picked up a pen and started to work after knowing what was in his mind.

When it was time to write again, Jiang Yingyu scratched his head.

Who cares, just drag it up a few times first, and it won't be biased towards the solar system.

After finishing this subject this morning, Zhao Wen leaned against An Sheng with a tired face, his eyes dimmed.

"Dead, my ancient poem just filled in a blank." Zhao Wen said as he walked, "An Zi, your handwriting is too small, I almost didn't see a hole in the paper."

Cataracts are almost visible.

An Sheng smiled, turned his head and asked Jiang Yingyu, "My sister got some fish at noon, do you want to eat it?"

"Fish?" Jiang Yingyu's eyes lit up, "Eat, fish is a good thing."

"Success," An Sheng took out the car.

Zhao Wen heard that there was fish to eat at noon, so he had to go with it no matter what.

"I'll sit in the back, Jiang Yingyu, you sit in the front, you can't miss me about eating fish." Zhao Wen took the back seat first.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at Zhao Wen silently, unexpectedly, his fat body turned into a wall of copper and iron, and he remained motionless.

"...how do you sit in the front?" Jiang Yingyu looked at the thin leopard-print bicycle, there was a pole in the front, but...he panicked.

An Sheng had no choice but to say, "As you think, come up."

After reluctantly sitting on it, Jiang Yingyu was still a little uneasy.

"Your car...will it not hold up?" After all, there are three Chinese characters, no matter what, it must weigh more than 300 catties.

An Sheng was calm, he pedaled hard, and the car started to move.

"I can hold on, I have taken him and the nigger before, and everything is fine along the way, don't worry."

That line.

Jiang Yingyu was afraid of blocking An Sheng's line of sight, so he had to shrink his body hard. He put his hands between the handles and was surrounded by An Sheng's arms. An Sheng's chin touched his ears from time to time, and the sound of breathing Some big.

Jiang Yingyu felt a little hot, his legs twitched tightly, he shook his head and ordered himself to regain consciousness.

"What are you doing, your head is not feeling well?" An Sheng asked him, he was indeed a bit heavy last night, if his head hurts, then he has to take someone to have a look.

He couldn't remember whether he had hit someone on the head last night.

What An Sheng said was terrible, the hot air hit Jiang Yingyu's ears directly, it was extremely hot.

Her ears must be red, Jiang Yingyu thought.

"No, just... there was a mosquito." Jiang Yingyu said.

At this moment, Zhao Wen was wondering behind, "Mosquito? Why didn't I see it?"

An Sheng was about to ask something, but he didn't pay attention to the stones under the car, so he bumped it immediately.

"Well," An Sheng snorted, but didn't speak.

Jiang Yingyu stretched out his hand and rubbed his head. It hurt a little bit, he turned his head and asked, "Are you all right, are you biting your tongue?"

An Sheng shook his head and said with his tongue out, "Fortunately, it didn't break."