[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

"Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City, and Ximen Chuuxue, the owner of Wanmei Villa, had a secret meeting and haven't left for three days."

"The remnants of the Southern Prince's Mansion have been settled."

"Miss Ai Yunyi of Baiyun City, Dongfang Shi, friend of Seventh Young Master Hua, Sun Shi, friend of Ximen Chuuxue, Ye Ze, descendant of the hidden sect, Tang Wuyi, whereabouts are unknown and suspected to be missing."

"Master Hua Qi regained his eyesight. It is suspected to be the work of the old man surnamed Sun."

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Seeing that there were more than a dozen secret reports in his hand, and then looking up at the hill-like memorials piled up on the table, the little emperor lifted and put down the imperial brush and Zhu Zhu, and he was stunned for a long while, but he had nowhere to start.Just when the little emperor was worrying about the piles of government affairs, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a fruit plate in the shape of a blooming flower missing a "petal" in the lacquer plate placed aside.

"..." The little emperor felt a rush of blood rushing to his forehead in a second, and the young emperor, who was calm and composed even in the face of the sword fairy and the Nanwang hand in hand to rebel, slapped the imperial pen on the table and said angrily, grinding his teeth : "Jade Rakshasa! Get out of here!!!"

"Hey—they have been emperors for so many years, and they are still so irritable?" The beautiful man in red turned over and fell off the beam of the main hall, with a frivolous tone without any respect.

The little emperor was also disgusted by the face of the villain in front of him who complained first: "...you are still as shameless after so many years of absence!"

Not only was Yu Luocha grinning proudly instead of being ashamed, she said, "Thank you for the compliment~"

The little emperor felt that sooner or later, he would either be exhausted to death by the group of ministers who were trying to increase his workload, or he would be pissed off by this disaster: "... sooner or later, I will chop you up and feed you to the dogs!"

Yu Luocha raised her eyebrows slightly, but she heard the words in her ears, and said with a smile, "Then I will wait for that day."

The little emperor suddenly became angry, tsk, forgot that this guy is not afraid of death, he can't even threaten him, he became angry like a puffer fish!The more the little emperor thought about it, the angrier he became, he picked up the paperweight at the side and threw it at Yu Luocha: "Go away! Find your son! The owner of Ximen is not in my palace! You are free, the news was given by someone else, and someone planned it!" Sure, leave me to clean up a lot of mess! How dare you come and see my jokes? If you don’t get out, I’ll call someone!"

"Hey~ Don't! When did I say that I came to see your jokes? I'm here to help~" Yu Luocha picked up the paperweight and defended herself with an aggrieved expression.

"Help?" The little emperor looked at Yu Luocha suspiciously. To be honest, he really didn't believe this.If it had been 30 years earlier, when Jade Rakshasa ruled the Western Regions, the little emperor might have believed it. After all, Jade Rakshasa at that time was still ambitious and devoted himself to achieving imperial hegemony.but now……

The little emperor expressed reservations about this statement. After all, as long as he could remember, this elusive leader of the Demon Cult of the Western Regions had never been reliable.Speaking of his acquaintance with Yu Luocha, it is also a bad relationship!

I think back then he was still a puppet emperor who succeeded to the throne at a young age. Although he was lucky that there were not so many people who wanted to completely seize the power in his hands, and there were a few more reliable veterans who supported him, but he was still young at that time. !His father died suddenly. Although he was crowned prince, he never thought of becoming emperor so early!He was still catching crickets in the yard, but the next second he received the sad news of his father's death, and before he could react, he was put on a dragon robe and sent to the Golden Palace.what can he doHe is also very desperate!

He really hopes to have a few capable treacherous ministers to help him control the government!The results of it?Those idiots actually won't pick up such a large piece of fat!They all wished they could die and force him to learn the way of governing the country. Even if he was enlightened, who would want to deal with government affairs all day long or be pressured by the Tai Tuo to learn how to govern the country?Although he mostly just watched, but he also wanted to play in the Imperial Garden!Don't look at him as a son of the royal family, he is also a son of the royal family with dreams!

To be honest, if it wasn't because his father had only one son, he would have gone out to travel around the rivers and lakes a long time ago!After all, he is an emperor who is determined to see all the beauties in the world!Although there are countless beauties rushing to enter the palace when he is in the palace, how can those women who look like silk flowers compare to the demeanor of those high-spirited beauties in the Jianghu?As a prince who is not like a royal son, he also has his own arrogance. He is a prince, so he naturally deserves the best!

...so that's why you don't stand up? ? ? [Ma Jingtao roaring face] ——by all the ministers.

Ahem, of course, this is not the point. The point is that the little emperor, who had a rebellious mentality at the time, designed to get rid of his guards, and then changed into a little eunuch's costume and touched the wall to leave the palace to protest!Of course, the little emperor had an idea. Before he left the palace, he did not forget to go into his private treasury and pick up a few valuable treasures in his arms. Just like that, the ambitious young emperor bumped into walking into the palace to kiss his family. Jade Rakshasa, whose son steals treasure.

Yu Luocha originally just wanted to grab a little eunuch to ask for directions, but as soon as he picked up his collar and shook it twice, it crackled, and the baby in the little emperor's arms fell to the ground, like it was raining. It's a bit embarrassing... The old and the young looked at each other for a long time, but the sound of the baby falling to the ground attracted the patrolling guards. Yu Luocha is a person who knows the goods. Turning around, he picked up the baby and stuffed it into the little emperor's arms, hugged the person in his arms, and ran away while holding the little emperor who was still in a daze.

What happened after that... the little emperor still regrets it now, he just wants to go back to that time, shaking his innocent collar and roaring loudly, wake up!That guy has no advantages other than good-looking, strong martial arts, ruthless heart, and good brains! ! !

In short, those are not important anymore. Anyway, he was naive and ignorant at the beginning and plunged into a certain beauty trap called Jade Rakshasa, and he has not been able to climb out until now.

Facing the little emperor's vigilance and doubts, Yu Luocha had a heartbroken expression: "So I am so useless in your eyes? Am I the kind of person who only adds to the chaos? Son~ You make Master so sad! "

Yes, Yu Luocha is his master, the goddamn master!This scourge made him apprentice to a teacher in the first place because he coveted the martial arts cheats in his private treasury!Don't ask him why there are so many martial arts cheats in his private treasury, even if his talent is average, he still has the dream of being a hero!After all, isn't it true that there are so many private visits by micro-services among the people?However, after becoming the emperor, the little emperor slammed the storybook angrily—it was all a lie!

To be reasonable, he really admires those emperors who have time in the story books to get bored with those women, dawdle, and do nothing all day long!How did they do it?Don't you need to approve memorials, do government affairs, and deal with those ugly and annoying old men in the court?

After ten years of trying to reduce the burden on himself, the busy little emperor suddenly realized that the storybook is really just the storybook!Art comes from life being higher than life... so that's why he's tired?

When the little emperor thought that he might have to stay in the study for a whole day today and couldn't handle the government affairs, he couldn't help but feel a headache. He didn't bother to argue with Yu Luocha anymore. Anyway, this guy always teased him since he was a child. , and always ask him to help open the back door, but overall it's been pretty good for him.He even helped him open up business routes in the Western Regions in private, and quelled several planned rebellions.

In Yu Luocha's words, the little emperor is his apprentice, his subordinate, so how can he allow others to covet someone whom Yu Luocha doesn't want to give or touch?If it was another emperor who was regarded as his subordinate, he would have been blown up long ago, but the little emperor has a different brain circuit from ordinary people!In his opinion, Yu Luocha is just an old boy with a bad temper as well as a bad mouth. He is unreliable all day long, but who made him look beautiful?What can he do as a late-stage color controler?Forgive him of course~

Otherwise, why do you think he let Ye Gucheng go so easily?Of course it's because he's good-looking~ Besides, he already knew about the Ye family's affairs in Nanhai, the remnants of the previous dynasty... Do you really think they are the emperor of Daqing stupid?Can't they see such a big Baiyun City?How can it be? !Although the Ye family in Baiyun City is of the blood of the former royal family, who said that the Ye family could not be their Daqing royal family?If the ancestor of the Ye family really wanted to recall it, he would call him Mrs. Taizu Grandma!Ever heard of marriage?Tsk, Sword Immortal's brain is not as good as Jade Raksha's.

Although he didn't know who was behind the scenes to stir up the relationship between the Ye family in Baiyun City and the royal family, but in the eyes of the little emperor, compared with the crimes he committed, Ye Gucheng's blood was not worthy of death.After all, if Ye Gucheng had the heart to separate Baiyun City from Daqing and then assassinate him, he might really want to kill him. Tax—to tell you the truth, Ye Gucheng couldn't bear to die even if he wanted to die!

However, he can only think about these words in his own mind, because now the whole world knows that Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City, assassinated the current Holy Majesty, the little emperor couldn't help but look bitter: "What can we do! Ye Gucheng's prestige in Baiyun City is too high!" High! By the way, what about the others? Has the senior brother released him yet? Can’t let him come to the palace to discuss countermeasures? I didn’t expect that he didn’t want to rebel in the end, but Baiyun City didn’t go back after watching their city lord for so long Turned me back."

Hearing the little emperor's question, Yu Luocha's expression was distorted for a long time, and finally the frame turned gray and defeated: "...Don't ask, he has no time to talk to you for now..."

The little emperor didn't look up so he didn't see the expression on Yu Luocha's face, but although he and Yu Luocha hadn't seen each other all year round, Yu Luocha had always let go in front of him, so his nature towards Yu Luocha was still the same. Quite understanding, at this time, I also heard that Yu Luocha's tone seemed to be a bit wrong.The little emperor raised his head in doubt and asked, "Why..."

The little emperor was taken aback when he raised his head: "Hey! Are you okay?"

Yu Luocha looked up at him resentfully, and replied quietly: "What can I do? When the child grows up, I don't want his poor old father anymore... Sigh, what evil did I do! My family Xue, such a good Axue, it’s cheaper for outsiders! And you! You little white-eyed wolf, you turn your elbows out all day long, and bully me! You don’t even want to give me a mouthful of fruit..."

Before Yu Luocha finished speaking, the little emperor gagged with a piece of fruit expressionlessly: "Shut up, you! It doesn't seem like a big deal if you are still thinking about a piece of fruit. If you are fine, get out! I still have to rush to clean up the mess for you!"

Yu Luocha was not angry either, and after swallowing the fruit in his mouth in one gulp, he resumed his usual idle manner: "I won't leave~ My boy, I finally came to see you and you treat me like this? I came here with the good intentions of helping you share the government affairs, are you really going to drive me away?"

The little emperor glanced at it, and saw that although Yu Luocha's tone was frivolous, but his eyes were serious, he couldn't help but get serious. Of course, this didn't prevent him from yelling at Yu Luocha: "Get to the point!"

Yu Luocha shrugged, but smiled brightly, and asked: "I plan to attack Persia, how about it? Are you interested in expanding the territory?"

The little emperor couldn't help being a little surprised: "Why do you want to move Persia all of a sudden? Don't you plan to give up your pick?" To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that the position of emperor is too involved, he would also like to fake his death like Yu Luocha They have been planning to get away for several years, why don't they plan to "die" all of a sudden?

Yu Luocha lamented like a boudoir resentful woman: "It's not Axue~ Axue married a daughter-in-law, I, as a father, always need to give some wedding gifts, don't I? Compared with Baiyun City, Wanmei Villa is still a bit lighter, I can't let Ah Xue suffer in this regard, I have to make up for it quickly."

"No! You wait!" The little emperor felt that his brain was not enough: "What's the matter with Senior Brother Ximen getting married and shutting down Baiyun City?"

Yu Luocha looked at him with a look on his face: "Of course it's because Ah Xue's wife is Ye Gucheng~"

"..." The little emperor's face was blank, he felt that he might need Jing Jing, don't ask him who Jing Jing is.

Fortunately, with Jade Raksha as a big killer by his side, the little emperor has long been used to a life of being frightened from time to time. After all, life is like being raped. You have to live with a smile. Since you can't refuse, of course you just have to I can enjoy it... enjoy a ghost!If those brainless fans of Baiyun City know that even if they assassinate an emperor, they can make their city lords accompany other people as wives, then Baiyun City will really turn against them!

The little emperor stared at Yu Luocha with a look of despair: "Tell me, it's not true!"

Yu Luocha also looked desperate: "I also hope that this is fake, Ah Xue has a daughter-in-law and forgot her father, err, why is my life so miserable~"

The little emperor's originally sad mood forced Yu Luocha to choke back with a stern voice: "...You still have to suffer! This, this, this, how am I going to explain to Baiyun City!!!"

Yu Luocha tentatively asked: "...how about...Axue marry?"

"???" The little emperor looked bewildered, it didn't look like Yu Luocha could do it, based on his usual understanding of Yu Luocha, shouldn't Ye Gucheng be snatched back to be Mrs. Yazhuang at this time?When did Yu Luocha become so generous?Can my own son be married off?

After receiving the clear signal from the little emperor's eyes, Yu Luocha couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "What's your reaction? Can I stop Ah Xue from liking me? Besides, he doesn't care about it himself, why should I be in a hurry? ?Anyway... this kind of thing is not just a word of mouth." Yu Luocha said the last sentence in such a low voice that even the little emperor couldn't hear it clearly.

"Huh? What did you just say?"

"I did not say anything!"

"...?" The little emperor glanced at Yu Luocha suspiciously, hey, he always felt that this guy had malicious intentions.But... "Since it's your own marriage, I'll let you handle it?" The little emperor asked tentatively.

"Okay!" Yu Luocha simply agreed.

The little emperor immediately beamed with joy. It’s ok, he can let go of what Yu Luocha promised, so that he doesn’t have to worry about the affairs of Baiyun City and Wanmei Villa, and maybe he will have another whole Persia in the near future. Happy to belong to the territory~ In a blink of an eye, the affairs to be dealt with dropped by [-]%, the little emperor suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, and even regained his mood and gossip with Jade Raksha——

"By the way, senior brother is really with Lord Ye?"

"Ahem, who's going up and who's going down? Don't tell me you don't know! Who doesn't know that you are a voyeur!"

"Say, Mr. Hua Qi's eyes are so good? I heard that Hua Qitong is also a rare beauty. I used to be afraid to see Bai Yu with slight flaws. Now I can finally meet each other with peace of mind. When I have time, I will call to the palace to meet her." It is."

"Speaking of which, the people who suddenly appeared that night looked good. I didn't find anyone here, and you can't find anyone?"

BALABALA...

Yu Luocha: "...Shut up!!!": (Reasonable, this guy has no right to pick on him! He is a big eighth woman! Damn! Why is he in a bad mood and wants to come to see this brat? He wants to kill, but This brat can’t be killed—how angry!